Ted Stevens & Porky try to articulate themselves
Created on: October 4th, 2006
Ted Stevens & Porky try to articulate themselves
Yeah, yeah, I know the Ted Stevens thing is getting old, but I felt like doing this.

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October 4th, 2006
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LOL, nice.
October 4th, 2006
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lol not bad.
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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Haha... This is pretty funny
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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haha nice
October 4th, 2006
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lol commenting:A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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spam spam spam
October 4th, 2006
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Well ninjando, i live in a department so... this dont aply to me rigth? ... until i get a house at least O.O Btw, i loled XD
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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Oh lovely. Myspace sh*t has migrated to YTMND.
October 4th, 2006
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f*ck that, i'll just sleep outside...what's she gonna do...appear on God?
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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lol
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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stolen
October 4th, 2006
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i love how people say things are stolen with no evidence or explaination as to where it was stolen from. as you can see, i've cited my sources, and I've made changes of my own to each of them.
October 4th, 2006
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F, F*cking retarded.
October 4th, 2006
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Win.
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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^ lol you double-dipped
October 4th, 2006
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Gold!
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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O NOES I AM GONG TO BE STARNGLED BY A LITTEL GIRLZ GOEST!!!1
October 4th, 2006
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Seen 3 times before. Still funny.
October 4th, 2006
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Haha! ;)
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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uh gurl is ded 1933 kild bi uh krazee gui. he burrd hur en el groundo wen she wuz livin . he sed "lololol" wen he burrd hur . ur gunna c hur cuz u red tsih lawl u r ded . sheez gon rape u will suffakat cuz she suffakattd but if u posted tshi she no rape u b nice plz kthjx
October 4th, 2006
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ggggggggggg
October 4th, 2006
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genious...
October 4th, 2006
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In absense of anything better to say: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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Lol, bandwagon. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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also c*cks
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be favorited
October 4th, 2006
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A girl lived in 1933 with a happy family. She had a cat named Happy. One day the cat caught fire and shouted "CHAPSTICK". Now that you have read the chapstick, you will catch fire and NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC WILL SAVE YOU. If you post this, Happy Cat will be pleased. Your kindness will be rewarded.
October 4th, 2006
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5 just for all the "A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded"s.
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded :D
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded :D
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be favorited
October 4th, 2006
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A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFT
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be favorited
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The AOL disk makes this YTMND. Seriously, because he's the sort of guy that would actually install the piece of sh*t again and again and again.
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Oh BTW, a girl died and I don't give a f*ck.
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be favorited
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded but I did this twice so I hope I don't die because of it.
October 4th, 2006
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Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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OMG TRU DAT
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 4th, 2006
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I'm not going to say the chant because I want it to happen!
October 4th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
October 4th, 2006
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A gurl died in 1393 by some cause. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive, and then he killed her.The Mordred chanted,"Klaatu barada nikto" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the Pepsi girl. In the middle of the night she will be all up in yo face. She will suspended you like you got suspended me. If you post this, she will not bother. You'll be rewarded, my friend, in the end A beebadabeebada
October 4th, 2006
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This made me Lol for about 30 sec gj.
October 4th, 2006
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5'd!
October 4th, 2006
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whoever posts that murdered girl sh*t from now on, i'm going to put my balls in your mouth tonight instead.
October 5th, 2006
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lol this is pretty good. Oh yeah, and some girl died in 1933, and yeah.
October 5th, 2006
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lol
October 5th, 2006
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woootoototoott
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys they were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
October 5th, 2006
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kek
October 5th, 2006
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also, A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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I had an idea like this and now I can't do it. /tear
October 5th, 2006
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In case you guys were wondering, A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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Also, I have to say, it made me laugh out quite loud. XD. P.S. Watch your mouth, Ninjando. >:(
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 2027 by an icecream man. He buried her in the ground when she was still eating icecream.The murdered chanted,"N*GG* STOLE MY BIKE" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little n*gg*l. In the middle of the night he will be on your ceiling. She will give you free ice cream like she was treated. If you post this, she will bother you. Your kindness will not be rewarded.
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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By the way she was murdered by a n*gg*r with massive f*cking lips. Also, c*cks.
October 5th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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Here's a modified version of the girl murdered by the n*gg*. http://www.hauntedhamilton.com/messageboard/messages/18/3409.html?1119916870 Replace 33 with 73 and other things, and there you go. Stop spamming n*gg*.
October 5th, 2006
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And this: http://tohellinamilkfloat.blogspirit.com/archive/2005/01/15/toma_sota_balcu_to_you_too_children.html Now as for this YTMND, good job.
October 5th, 2006
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Other than this site, YTMND has been on a downward spiral... some of the comments here exemplify this. You know, it's about time YTMND became an exclusive entity for those of us with a sense of humor and an iq above 100.
October 5th, 2006
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Just keep on clogging my tubes...
October 5th, 2006
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omg perfect.
October 5th, 2006
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Sigh. So many otherwise EXCELLENT ytmnd's suffer from the same problem: the audio has extremely loud, crackling clipping artifacts. I wouldn't have voted so poorly but because of the fact this is an audio-driven ytmnd. It would be a very wise idea to re-mix the audio sources together at a lower level, and then normalize afterwards. Then you can have full loudness without distortion.
October 5th, 2006
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simple solution to your problem: turn down your volume
October 5th, 2006
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sage: turning down the volume does not eliminate the clipping. It is a recording-end issue.
October 5th, 2006
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I heard no clipping. It sounded like it kept going ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.
October 5th, 2006
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I'm not the one who recorded the audio; there will be clipping no matter what, even with the bit-depth conversion and the resampling of the audio to 44100khz. If I had made the audio softer, then people would complain that it was soft. Porky pig's voice wasn't recorded with 5.1 dolby digital surround in the 1940s. So, either you can build a time machine, go back in time, and invent digital audio, or you can just turn your volume down.
October 5th, 2006
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ololololololololololololololololololololol
October 5th, 2006
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That's the problem with using audio from another source if it is already poor. If you do that, then add more stuff in, the audio gets worse. You could have found a source for the original speech and reconstrusted the studdering without all the horrible clipping. But if you don't want to admit that there is a problem with your audio sources and how it was mixed, that's okay. I was trying to help.
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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You all fail and are frightened rediculously easily. -.- Oh and A girl died in.. Just kidding xD
October 5th, 2006
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On my ceiling? Don't you mean roof? lawl k. Is she hot?
October 5th, 2006
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wtf @ comments. If you don't send this website to 50 people your penis will shrivel up, fall off and a Siberian Tiger will deficate in your mouth.
October 5th, 2006
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YOU'RE F*CKING KIDDING ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
October 5th, 2006
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Agreed, also if you don't love me your penis will decrese in size at a rate on 1 inch per day.
October 5th, 2006
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anono: Go right ahead being an audiophile snob. I didn't feel like spending 3 extra hours fixing every little skree, pop, and clip in this speech, nor did I think the majority of ytmnds users would fully appreciate or notice the changes resulting from the extra time spent. I also figured that most people on ytmnd don't have the attention span to wait for an accurately looping uncompressed wav to load. I didn't make this to enter into a mixing contest, I made it for a quick laugh.
October 5th, 2006
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keeps sounding like Porky's trying to say "Son of a b*tch" lmao at Dr-L337's comment, and the PEN15 threats. tobe honest, I have problems with my speech, so I have to articulate as well. @(_@
October 5th, 2006
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... and Shift Esc's comment about wanting to know if the dead chick is hot. Oops... I double dipped as well. Mmm...
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer, which is pretty redundant but whatever. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu," which is an anagram of "Cat mauls a boot." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl or one of equal or lesser value. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. Like in Trainspotting. She will suffocate you by singing a song about cake. If you post this, she will not bother you . Also c*cks.
October 5th, 2006
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Probably one of the funniest sites ever created.
October 5th, 2006
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i will rape that biatch.
October 5th, 2006
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five golden stars of win
October 5th, 2006
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My lord this is genius. FIVE STARS.
October 5th, 2006
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Hilarious!
October 5th, 2006
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6 for AOL 7.0 Disc!
October 5th, 2006
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Predictable but funny.
October 5th, 2006
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This is f*cking boomshot win
October 5th, 2006
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i found a fish biscuit.
October 5th, 2006
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Fantastic!
October 5th, 2006
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LOLOL
October 5th, 2006
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nice
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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@Ninjando: thank you, 1 more nomadic soul for me. ^_^
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded thank you for citing your sources correctly
October 5th, 2006
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wheres the effort?
October 5th, 2006
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
October 5th, 2006
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lol, gullible A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
October 5th, 2006
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lol a winnar is you
October 5th, 2006
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i lol'd
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer, which is pretty redundant but whatever. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu," which is an anagram of "Cat mauls a boot." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl or one of equal or lesser value. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. Like in Trainspotting. She will suffocate you by singing a song about cake. If you post this, she will not bother you . Also cawks.
October 5th, 2006
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Spamming twats->C C C C COMBO BREAKERR
October 5th, 2006
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I don't know who I want to punch more.
October 5th, 2006
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Hah.
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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:P
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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GENIUS!!
October 5th, 2006
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I miss Looney Toons
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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hahaha
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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"Homicidal murderer" is redundant.
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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ROFLMAO!!!
October 5th, 2006
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Oh, my. So simple, and so stupid. Yet, so ingenius. I want to hate it. But I love it. Good job. 5/5
October 5th, 2006
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Great site. And better safe than sorry. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
October 5th, 2006
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I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2006
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I love you. ^_^
October 5th, 2006
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I'm not gonna repeat urban legend BS. BUT GREAT SITE N E WAY.
October 5th, 2006
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amazing
October 5th, 2006
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CAN'T. BREATHE.
October 5th, 2006
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Hahaha! I love it!!
October 5th, 2006
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The AOL CD was a nice touch. lol... A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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I like the aol cd and just in case..... A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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LMFAO
October 5th, 2006
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didnt look at ur ytmnd but with enough cash and f*ggot friends you can become the next dr-leet
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
October 5th, 2006
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lol, very good for you sir
October 5th, 2006
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lowered the vote bc joke has been done, but still a 3 bc yours is a slightly different take on it. but your image is crappier
October 5th, 2006
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similar to loonytoonstevens.ytmnd.com/
October 5th, 2006
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? everyonefails.ytmnd.com
October 5th, 2006
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FIVE
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"NEDM!" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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the best part about this site is the handfull of 12 year olds that posted about a dead little girl. ZOMBIES FTW!
October 5th, 2006
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rofl the comments are almost as funny as the ytmnd. i dont know if these people actually believe those chain stories or if they're screwing around. i hope the latter
October 5th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
October 5th, 2006
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and shaddap about the dead 30s girl
October 5th, 2006
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i'm not afraid of dead girls. on a side note, I'll be camping in my yard for a few weeks.
October 5th, 2006
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Oh noes! A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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roflamsafmdasfs A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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Is this dead girl hot?
October 5th, 2006
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I like this ytmnd a lot more than the depression era little girl.
October 5th, 2006
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made me grin! just what i needed
October 5th, 2006
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Genius.
October 5th, 2006
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its your comments that made me lol
October 5th, 2006
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A series of tubes died in 1933 by a big truck. A big truck buried a series of tubes in the ground when a series of tubes was still alive. The big truck chanted,"abbabeeb it's a, it's a, it's a bbea I,I, I, ahh" as he buried the series of tubes. Now that you have read your own internet , you will meet this big truck. In the middle of the night tubes will be on your ceiling. Tubes will suffocate you like it was suffocated. If you post this, a big truck will not bother you. Your internets will be rewarded.
October 5th, 2006
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A giante enemy crab died in 1337 by Kaz Hirai. He attacked its weak point for massive damage when it was still alive.The murderer chanted,"It's Ridge Racer! RIIIIDGEE RAAACEEEEER!!" as he attacked it. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this giant enemy crab. In the middle of the night it will be on your ceiling. It will attack your weak point for massive damage like it was attacked. If you post this, it will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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very good work. A girl got killed by this dude and said some stuff and now you have to trick other people or you gon' get raped.
October 5th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 5th, 2006
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Sumguy21 approves of this message.
October 6th, 2006
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That so needed to be done!
October 6th, 2006
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5'd for the following response: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 6th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 6th, 2006
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Don't let it die! A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 6th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 6th, 2006
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Ninjando died in 2006 by a homicidal YTMNDer. He buried him in the ground when he was still alive. The murdered chanted,"u r teh gay" as he buried her. Now that you have read the comment, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night he will be on your ceiling. He will masterbate you like he was suffocated. If you post this, he will not masterbate. Your kindness will be retarded.
October 6th, 2006
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lol
October 6th, 2006
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only on ytmnd
October 6th, 2006
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stop, please, yur killing me!
October 6th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 6th, 2006
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F*ck that bitch...i'm not posting anything
October 6th, 2006
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sh*t!
October 6th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 6th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 7th, 2006
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5'd for AOL
October 7th, 2006
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lmao. also, i am a shaman and am thus immune to ghostly visitations, making it unnecessary for me to make that comment.
October 8th, 2006
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A giante enemy crab died in 1337 by Kaz Hirai. He attacked its weak point for massive damage when it was still alive.The murderer chanted,"It's Ridge Racer! RIIIIDGEE RAAACEEEEER!!" as he attacked it. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this giant enemy crab. In the middle of the night it will be on your ceiling. It will attack your weak point for massive damage like it was attacked. If you post this, it will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 8th, 2006
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uh gurl is ded 1933 kild bi uh krazee gui. he burrd hur en el groundo wen she wuz livin . he sed "lololol" wen he burrd hur . ur gunna c hur cuz u red tsih lawl u r ded . sheez gon rape u will suffakat cuz she suffakattd but if u posted tshi she no rape u b nice plz kthjx
October 8th, 2006
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A giante enemy crab died in 1337 by Kaz Hirai. He attacked its weak point for massive damage when it was still alive.The murderer chanted,"It's Ridge Racer! RIIIIDGEE RAAACEEEEER!!" as he attacked it. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this giant enemy crab. In the middle of the night it will be on your ceiling. It will attack your weak point for massive damage like it was attacked. If you post this, it will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 8th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 9th, 2006
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Oh my god, I'm crying. XD
October 9th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 10th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 10th, 2006
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Una chica murió en 1933 por un asesino homicida. El la enterró en el suelo cuando ella era todavía vivo.el asesinada cantar," balcu de sota de Toma" como él la enterró. Ahora que usted ha leído el canto, usted encontrará a esta niña. En medio de la noche que ella estará en su techo. Ella le asfixiará quiere que ella fuera asfixiada. Si usted anuncia esto, ella no le molestará. Su bondad se recompensará
October 10th, 2006
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HAHAHHA
October 11th, 2006
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yeah I f*cked her last night and she came back to life CRISIS AVERTED
October 12th, 2006
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Ted's not supposed to make any sense, because it's propaganda! He also buries little girls alive while chanting "Toma sota balcu", just like all Republicans. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded!!!
October 13th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"PWND" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will give you head, for the hell of it (she weighs 300+lbs. and has a severe case of acne). If you post this, she will not bother you and subject you to a fate worse than death. Your kindness will be rewarded (lol, troll)
October 13th, 2006
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awesome!
October 13th, 2006
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Son of a beyaapppitbby.
October 13th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. God I scare so easily, I'm sorry for spreading the spam :-(
October 13th, 2006
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Simply wonderful.
October 13th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Is this real?
October 21st, 2006
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Only thing that ruined it was Ninjando. Shame on him!
October 26th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
October 28th, 2006
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Toma sota balcu ... *digs* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *starts to cover hole* Toma sota balcu *covers more* Toma sota balcu *DONE*
October 28th, 2006
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I killed that girl. and if you do not praise me then you will have the same fate as she did. your praise will be rewarded.
October 29th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
November 3rd, 2006
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A girl died in 1993 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. OH SHI-!!!!!
November 6th, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded :D
November 19th, 2006
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owned
December 2nd, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravina_Island_Bridge makes this funny
December 21st, 2006
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted, "For the Overmind" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the day she will be in ur north pole snipin ur elves. If you post this, she will not bother you. You will just be buried alive.
December 28th, 2006
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.19 cent donation! Way to go, anony! You da man.
December 28th, 2006
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Also 5'd
December 28th, 2006
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Oh, and I sleep on the bottom of a bunk bed. So, that little girl is going to smash her head off of some metal, or bounce off my matress all night.
January 5th, 2007
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And by the way, that's a lie. I didn't post that spam garbage and I'm still alive. So stop.
January 21st, 2007
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. She will instead send robots to take you.
April 22nd, 2007
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HAHAHHAHA Nice.
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hax
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
July 13th, 2007
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
August 9th, 2007
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal DOWNVOATER. He buried her in the INTERNETS when she was still REMEMBERING POLAND.The murdered chanted,"THIS IS NOT A GRAND COALITION" as he buried her. Now that you have read the KHANt, you will meet this little FORGETTORGOT. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling (WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE). She will FORGET you like she was JON CARI. If you post this, she will not bother JORGE BUSCH. Your VOTE 5 will be rewarded
February 26th, 2012
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February 27th, 2012
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