Unclogging The Tubes: An Instructional YTMND
Created on: October 17th, 2006
Unclogging The Tubes: An Instructional YTMND
My first f*ggy short film. Let me know if any slides are way too fast or slow.

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October 17th, 2006
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Yo es dinero.
October 17th, 2006
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Without ads, theres no money to run teh site...
October 17th, 2006
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I'm not sponsoring removing ads from the site, I'm sponsoring blocking them from your own computer so the site runs faster. Max still gets ad money, you still get decent speed. Win-win.
October 17th, 2006
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No nisoman, they adds are just takin off your side of the tubes, so you dont see them, however the adds are on the YTMND server. Which means, gdroxor, this wont do anything about unclogging the tubes. it'll still go at the same speed as it has to load up the application onto each individual site. Old news, but you get a 3 for effort.
October 17th, 2006
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October 17th, 2006
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5 for music :D
October 17th, 2006
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Thanks Texaggie :P Also, one of those links i pointed out referenced to a javascript app. running in the background. Blocking one of those will also boost loading times. Pictures rendering is not the only thing that will contribute to load time.
November 7th, 2006
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Cool, 2.5. I'm average.
November 15th, 2006
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funny, informative and philosophically challenging. just kidding, I meant intellectually sterile, lowbrow, boring garbage
November 15th, 2006
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It's an instructional YTMND, it's not supposed to blow your f*cking mind. Get off my internets.
November 15th, 2006
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you moron 3.0 is average, not 2.5.
November 15th, 2006
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You can't vote 0, asshat. Now divide five by two and tell me what you get.
November 15th, 2006
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exactly, you cant vote 0 so you start with 1. 1+5=6, 6/2 = 3
November 16th, 2006
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Alright. I will try and explain this as simple as possible. Look at the five stars. Find the *very* center. No, it isn't a full third star, that's 3/5, and not half. If you still don't understand this you should probably go back to school and quit making sh*tty ytmnds.
November 16th, 2006
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you dont find the center in between the beginning of the first star and the end of the fifth star because you cant have a rating between 0 and 1.
November 16th, 2006
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You just validated my point. Go back to math class before I have a stroke.
November 16th, 2006
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youre including numbers between 0 and 1 when the average is 2.5 you f*cking dumbass, its not hard to understand.
November 16th, 2006
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simply put what are the possible votes? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. whats the average? its not f*cking 2.5
November 16th, 2006
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You. Are. An. Idiot. If we were only counting integers, yes, 3 is the middle. But I suggest you explore the wonderful world of fractions before posting again and making yourself look even more stupid.
November 16th, 2006
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wow...uh, yeah. im speechless. at this point im just hoping youre joking. i explained it a way a third grader could understand and you still dont get it. im feeling nice, ill become your tutor, you need it. explain to me how you got 2.5 and ill explain where youre wrong. ill do my best not to laugh. after that i have some homework for you to do. http://www.softschools.com/grades/3and4.jsp click on finding average and you should be learning in no time. this is ridiculous.
November 16th, 2006
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i dont get how helping ytmnd unclogs any tubes....i call a plumber for tubes
November 16th, 2006
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you cant vote zero so 1=0, 2=1, 3=2, 4=3, 5=4, now divide 4 by 2 and tell me what you get
November 16th, 2006
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and by the way, i know your type...you know..the kind of person who think's other people's opinions have no supporting principles
November 16th, 2006
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im not talking about the averages there ^ the averages are facts
November 16th, 2006
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im talking about that one comment you made where you said "LOL MAtt3dht12 you maek FAD SIETS!!!!!!" and dont even understand the humor of mattdh12's sites while you are the one who just makes stupid fad sites and thinks they are funny just because everyone else does
November 17th, 2006
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Didn't I tell you not to comment until you can stop being so stupid? 3/5. 2.5/5. Which one equals 1/2? That was rhetorical, stop posting mind vomit.
November 17th, 2006
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ok let me show you
November 17th, 2006
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you can't vote 0
November 17th, 2006
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so...let's count
November 17th, 2006
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0, 1, 2 ,3 ,4 ,5
November 17th, 2006
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5
November 17th, 2006
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see the difference?
November 17th, 2006
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now
November 17th, 2006
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0,1,2,3,4
November 17th, 2006
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1,2,3,4,5
November 17th, 2006
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^ look at the previous 2 comments and keep in mind that normally, 0 exists
November 17th, 2006
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1 star = lowest thing you can vote, 2 stars = 1 above the lowest thing (0+1=1), 3 stars = 2 above the lowest thing, 4 stars = 3 above the lowers thing, and 5 stars = 4 above the lowes thing
November 17th, 2006
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now tell me, what is half of 4?
November 17th, 2006
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it's 2, right?
November 17th, 2006
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the lowest thing possible is 0
November 17th, 2006
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without becoming negative
November 17th, 2006
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now lets see... the lowest star you can vote is 1
November 17th, 2006
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which means that 0 is represented by (*....)
November 17th, 2006
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1 is represented by (**...)
November 17th, 2006
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2 is represented by (***..)
November 17th, 2006
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3 is represented by (****.)
November 17th, 2006
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and 4 is represented by (*****)
November 17th, 2006
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now, let's take 4 (*****) and divide it by 2.
November 17th, 2006
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4/2= 2
November 17th, 2006
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and, if you remember from a few seconds ago, 2 is represented by (***..)
November 17th, 2006
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and if you still dont understand my ultra-simplified explanation, then have you ever made a site and it gets 2 votes and gets a rating of 3, yet both voters left comments and you can see one voted 1 and the other voted 5? welltheres your proof
November 17th, 2006
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the YTMND stars are not the actual interger, instead, they are 1 higher than the actual integer, because you can't vote 0
November 17th, 2006
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and since the highest you can vote is 4 (5 ytmnd stars)
November 17th, 2006
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half of that is 2 (3 YTMND stars)
November 17th, 2006
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^ there you go theres 2 very simple explanations the long one and the short one
November 17th, 2006
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Warning, dumpy: I have not yet been bitten
November 17th, 2006
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I have one request... Just... post the... URLs that we should ad-block in a comment because me and about 99% of all of YTMNDers are lazy bastard.
November 17th, 2006
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I'm not going to even bother responding to someone being so blatantly stupid.
November 17th, 2006
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5 for the comments. you made yourself look like such a dumbass
November 17th, 2006
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"i dont get how helping ytmnd unclogs any tubes....i call a plumber for tubes" lmao i never even watched the whole thing i stopped watching after you talked about ads
November 17th, 2006
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so what i meant to say was...i dont get how HURTING ytmnd unclogs any tubes...i call a plumber for tubes
November 17th, 2006
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i guess ill try one more time, even though its probably hopeless.
November 17th, 2006
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"The mean average of a list of numbers is the sum of all the members of the list divided by the number of items in the list."
November 17th, 2006
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so first you have to find the list of possible votes. the possible votes are 1 2 3 4 and 5
November 17th, 2006
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next, find the sum of these numbers (also known as adding them all together) 1+2+3+4+5=15, you can double check on a calculator since im sure youre not used to adding so many numbers.
November 17th, 2006
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the next step is to count the amount of numbers in the list. i suggest using your fingers to help. you should count 5.
November 17th, 2006
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now take the sum of the list of numbers (15) and divide that by the number of items in the list (5). now division may be a new concept for you, but its on the calculator as well. its the button with a dot on top, a horizontal line below it, and another dot below the line. press 1 then press 5 enter in 15. next press that button with the dots and line i was talking about. next hit 3. the final step is to hit the = button (or enter, depending on your calculator) and the number 3 should appear, not 2.5.
May 20th, 2007
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lol