Approaching Blue Ball Machine
Created on: November 29th, 2006
Approaching Blue Ball Machine
I made this after approximately 17 or so hours of sleep since Sunday night. That's a bit more than 4 hours per night. (Colbert was right, the Wii is dangerous) Now, after making this site, I won't get much sleep tonight too. Thanks, YTMND.
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22 http://www.trafficfaker.com
9 http://www.google.com/reader/view/
8 http://boards.endoftheinter.net/showmessages.php?board=42&topic=6434031
4 http://knowyourmeme.com/random

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November 29th, 2006
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the internet is serious business
November 29th, 2006
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Win.
November 29th, 2006
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Well I for one love and respect our new prank phone calling overlord
November 29th, 2006
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make it stop max!
November 29th, 2006
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how bout we get max to get his *ss over here and ban the little c*nt
November 29th, 2006
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EVERYONE SHOULD REPORT THE SITE AND DEMAND IT'S REMOVAL.
November 29th, 2006
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5'd for justice of great portions
November 29th, 2006
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Good, but a bit too long and not enough NEDM.
November 29th, 2006
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nice ytmnd, and i agree, that telemarketer call thing isnt that funny
November 29th, 2006
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long live blue ball machine
November 29th, 2006
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Who f*cking cares if a site is getting a ton of hits and it's on a lot of websites and Google................good for them for creating something that is getting recognition even if a bunch of people don't like it!
November 29th, 2006
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I don't think anything fair could be done. I actually only contributed to the problem by linking that ytmnd on my site earlier today (me being the webmaster). Considering it gets about 80 or so 'registered forum users' a day, and it probably gets at least 200 unique page views a day. Should I remove it? X_X
November 29th, 2006
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This site will be killed.
November 29th, 2006
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No, no waiting. I've been living my life running away from the truth. In the end, I need a calling. I need to make my mark, EVEN IF IT MEANS ... even if it means ... getting killed in the process ... I will, NAY, I MUST, NAY AGAIN, WE MUST STOP THAT TELEMARKETER SITE! LETS SAVE THOSE BALLS >:o
November 29th, 2006
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Run for the hills!
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interesting to watch. Telemarketer is an unstoppable juggernaut (bitch)! You could shorten some frames and probably even remove some.
November 29th, 2006
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Fantastic YTMND, I was just starting to think the same thing, that ytmnd is getting old, I watched it twice and it was fun, but god it's really not a rewatcher.
November 29th, 2006
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Tu as totalement raison. C'est une honte!
November 29th, 2006
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yes.. it is true
November 29th, 2006
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news flash ftl :/ kinda interesting though
November 29th, 2006
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After ten minutes I just couldnt watch anymore. YTMNDs about YTMND autofail. The only way the tetemarketing thing can be forgiven is if he polends the sh*t out of it. Hey, you should do thata with this site too!
November 29th, 2006
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We could downvote and spam Sphonix's sites until he axes the site. He could rehost it, just at a different domain so the 20k links won't work.
November 29th, 2006
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Get that sh*t off the front page. It's been pissing me off for way too long.
November 29th, 2006
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I'm glad you're bludgeoning the word that there is nothing people can do about how "How to prank a telemarketer" gets 100k+ views a day (without Googlebombing). It'll probably fall on deaf ears, but it's worth a shot to stop the flaming. 4'd
November 29th, 2006
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What can be done about it? Absolutely making a useless YTMND and leaching votes off of its popularity.
November 29th, 2006
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And the two comments that precede my last one are proof of that "Falling on deaf ears" thing.
November 29th, 2006
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Blue Ball Machine is a joke. So is the telemarketer site. However, I hope that the telemarketer site does surpass it, as it is a nice reminder of the average YTMNDer's idea of humor.
November 29th, 2006
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Korf, did you even watch anything past the first 10 seconds of this ytmnd? :P
November 29th, 2006
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Good, blue ball machine sucks anyway.
November 29th, 2006
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Holy sh*t
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I don't understand how Telemarketer is necessarily bad for YTMND. Yeah, it's not the best site, in terms of "the spirit of YTMND," but if it brings in new viewers, that means more ad revenue. More ad revenue means continued hosting of the thousands of sub-par sites that get posted to ytmnd every day. If you really want to solve the problem, stop posting awful sites to ytmnd, and the need for sites like this one generating the cash will evaporate.
August 3rd, 2007
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dam it, you are right. But i still will do what some members of YTMND would do, go DownVote his sites. DownVoting = The solution to all of E-Life's problems
August 3rd, 2007
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Actually the bandwidth bill far outweighed the ad revenue max received. Read more at http://ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=57
November 29th, 2006
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yee
November 29th, 2006
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Cataclysmic Beef Stick made a great point that I hadn't considered before. If "How to prank a telemarketer" is so widely linked across the internet, it can only increase ytmnd's popularity.
November 29th, 2006
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extremely well said... however you could start a campaign to view the other top sites and send out mass spam emails about every other site on ytmnd except for telemarketer...but really if it beats blueball "legally" then it beats it... the exterior public likes what it likes, more kids will always dress up as C3PO no matter how elloquently you explain how much cooler Bossk is...and if you force them to wear lizard masks...well, then give be a call because i think that would be cool
November 29th, 2006
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This is good but it still raises the question: How the hell did it get so many links in google and to other sites?
November 29th, 2006
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Im surprised you put my comment in there. I would like to know what Max thinks about this. The Telemarketer site is getting way out of hand. I suspect some serious hotlinking and viewhacking is at hand with that site, because it's linked over 20,000 sites and getting 100,000 views a day, you can't help but think that the site is corrupted somehow and someway.
November 29th, 2006
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"the exterior public likes what it likes, more kids will always dress up as C3PO no matter how elloquently you explain how much cooler Bossk is...and if you force them to wear lizard masks...well, then give be a call because i think that would be cool" Uhh... I mean, uhh... I agree with your point, and this is a good analogy, but come on now! You lose all credibility.
November 29th, 2006
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Wow a f*ggy documentary about something I already know and care absolutely nothing about. Why would max stop it? Everyone who isn't logged in gets ads up the wazoo- that means revenue. All the sheep that are viewing this are getting ads and making max money. Why the hell would you kill the goose that's laying golden eggs? It's like one giant billboard. Hell, he might as well just make it so that this site shows a bunch more ads than the others. I also have a feeling that Sphonix didn't submit this anywhere.
November 30th, 2006
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-1 for the last frame ending forever, naturally making us expect something like NEDM or poland, and not delivering. That pissed me off sir. Only fouring it because I agree with you that the Telemarketer YTMND is bullsh*t.
November 30th, 2006
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This does not deserve a downvote, because I did learn a couple things from this site, but i suggest that you speed up some of the frame rates, it just moved too slow.
November 30th, 2006
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It's a good explanation. My only suggestion is to shorten the frames a bit, I bet everyone here can read 8 words in less that 10 seconds.
November 30th, 2006
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It just pisses me off because all he did was post an audio clip he found on the Internet and a transcript. No creactivity whatsoever, and the audio clip has been around for a while anyways. YTMND is for creactivity, not posting audio files that are already popular.
November 30th, 2006
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"Things that can be done : nothing!" Thats stupid... Why don't well all just ask for him to remove it for a month or something and see what happens eh? :)
November 30th, 2006
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I was in this YTMND! This site is not n*gg*ry.
November 30th, 2006
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cry about how many views a ytmnd gets queers
November 30th, 2006
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Damn you, Google. DAMN YOU!
November 30th, 2006
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fiving out of relief that more people than just me are tired of that stupid f*cking site getting top viewed every day for WEEKS
November 30th, 2006
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THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS!!!
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http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ has more google hits then howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com
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but minus the http of course
November 30th, 2006
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Do it for the blueball machine!!!
November 30th, 2006
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5'd for text based slideshow about YTMND
November 30th, 2006
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unless he deletes the site, but yeah we're boned
November 30th, 2006
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I'm just annoyed because I heard the sound clip a few days before the site was made and I wish I did it myself ;)
November 30th, 2006
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No NEDM at the end? Pffffft.
November 30th, 2006
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I'm quite new to YTMND but have been trying to get caught up to speed with all the cliche's and goings on. I thought this was a great show, but the ending needed to be changed. I just kept sitting there waiting for the next screen haha. 5/5 either way
November 30th, 2006
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If he added some polend ear rape right in the middle of the thing, then after the listeners ears are bleeding, he throwns in a NEDM, I would be much more accepting.
November 30th, 2006
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yeah, its lame that its getting so many views, but so is this.
November 30th, 2006
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GLOBAL WARMING
November 30th, 2006
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What is the point of this??? Seriously.
November 30th, 2006
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I'm wonderfully amused at the people who claim to not care about this site and its subject continue to talk about it.
November 30th, 2006
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It's done what needed to be done - Drove the Dr. Leet crap site of the day into the oblivion where it belonged. Not even the fools from vent could band together to stop that. I'd say it's even saved ytmnd.
November 30th, 2006
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the telemarketer site draws hits to YTMND.... which means more new people on the site.... which means more people's eyeballs looking at the ads.... which means more money for max.... which makes me happy.
November 30th, 2006
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Personally, I'm putting YTMND on my own Red Alert. This is clearly an act of civil war. Theres nothing left to do...but to raise awareness, donate, and rally up to get the true YTMND Defenders of the Internets to rally up and view it as much as possible. Beyond that, all we can do it pray...
August 3rd, 2007
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Does this mean YTMND will get sued AGAIN!??
November 30th, 2006
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I agree, I'm so sick of that telemarketer prank YTMND taking up space.
November 30th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 30th, 2006
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I dislike the telemarketer page only because it's obvious that it is either staged or the telemarketer is even more retarded than the normal one. Noone would buy that prank of any remote common sense. To see Blue Ball Machine and all that YTMND is about axed by it, is really pretty damn sad. That said, like you said, nothing can be done. Banning the guy would not be fair at all, esp. since TBH I doubt the creator really MEANT to do any of this. It just got linked a bunch. This is purely a web meme.
November 30th, 2006
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Get this POS site off of YTMND. If you listen to it enough you can tell its fake anyway. If it was real I would have given it more then 2 stars. If this becomes the #1 site of all time it will be a scar on the face of YTMND.
November 30th, 2006
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I cant believe you forgot Polynd or at least Polend
November 30th, 2006
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I wonder if max has a way to track how many views are from what sites.
November 30th, 2006
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YTMND's next raid victim: Google.
November 30th, 2006
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What, no NEDM?
November 30th, 2006
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If this isn't a case of crabs in a pot, I don't know what is. The guy is getting publicity for YTMND like none of you homos could dream of. WTF do you think that Max would pull a site that brought in that type of traffic? You little kids need to grow the hell up.
November 30th, 2006
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Telemarketer call>>>>Blue Ball Machine (which I don't like because it passed Picard song, along with the awful Batman one)
November 30th, 2006
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I was seriously expecting NEDM.
November 30th, 2006
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We should construct a new site, designed to overtake all YTMNDs before it. We will then bombard every possible site with links. A council of the greatest YTMNDers should be appointed to create this site, to insure its purity and overall value. Also c*cks.
November 30th, 2006
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5'd for f*cking truth.
November 30th, 2006
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^^^ yes, form a council you should!
November 30th, 2006
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can nobody delete it? Can nobody hack this sh*t and delete it? I mean, some douchebag deleted some hall of fame sites somehow, why don't we recruit his bitch-ass? I mean... UGHH, I know thats bad and shouldn't be done, but must we REALLY sit and do NOTHING! Come on! SOMETHING MUST be able to be done... I just can't accept that this is happening... Must we really just sit around and do nothing?
November 30th, 2006
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i don't like it, it wasn't all that funny to begin with, doesn't belong on ytmnd as far as im concerned, it belongs on a site like ebaums where they post other people's jokes in a place for everyone to see (not a bash on ebaum, just stating what that site is). Ytmnd is supposed to be/used to be a site to make parodies of things like movies or internet fads that are creative, not stupid cartoons or radio show audio like this one. YTMND supports itself fine without people coming to see one site
November 30th, 2006
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THIS IS THE END OF DAYS
November 30th, 2006
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I dunno. I kind of feel like the "most-voted on" list more accurately reflects the true tastes of the ytmnd community.
November 30th, 2006
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I, for one, welcome our new telemarketer - pranking overlords.
November 30th, 2006
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waste of my life.
November 30th, 2006
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also, c*cks
November 30th, 2006
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I was waiting for the inevitable...also c*cks at the end. Nothing. 240 seconds of nothing.
November 30th, 2006
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NEDM
November 30th, 2006
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I had a dream about telemarketers last night
November 30th, 2006
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100k views a day is just over 1 view per second. This has to stop!
November 30th, 2006
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i love how were all sitting here debating about how to get rid of this ytmnd of the front page its like were the ytmnd council
November 30th, 2006
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Honestly I don't know what's worse, the nerd rage about the site or the junior high kid whining about the nerd rage about the site
November 30th, 2006
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jesus christ. SOUND THE ALARMS... December 21. MASSIVE F*GGOTRY APPROACHING!
November 30th, 2006
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Max should DELETE THE SITE COMPLETEY when it overtakes blue ball. (or reset the sites views to 0) The view rater on ytmnd.com should ONLY count ytmnd.com actual visits! None of this 'i gave the link out to tons of web sites' garbage. That just screws up the numbers! =D
November 30th, 2006
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Ther was no point to this YTMND.
November 30th, 2006
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DEAR GOD NO!!
November 30th, 2006
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I agree, people need to quit being idiots and face up to the reality that there is no way in hell that they can possibly stop HTPAT (How To Prank A Telemarketer). 20k+ links and 100k legitimate views a day cannot be stopped.
November 30th, 2006
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I totaly agree. "Prank a Telemarketer" was fun, but enough is enough.
November 30th, 2006
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I'll light a candle on my front porch and pray. But never the less, we should start stocking up and get ready to hide in our bomb shelters on Dec 21.
November 30th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
November 30th, 2006
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well.... it was a good ride while it lasted. Goodbye my friends. Tell Sean Connery,...I love him.
November 30th, 2006
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I think this would've been funniest if it had ended with simply "Absolutely nothing". Maybe you could rework it so it does? Just throwing that out there.
November 30th, 2006
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There's plenty we could do... Kill jews, burn n*gg*rs, bomb mexico, bake cookies... You name it.
November 30th, 2006
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EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!
November 30th, 2006
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:(:( It's sad because you're right...
November 30th, 2006
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It's an inernet crisis! This was just silly. It Max really cares about the views he can always just hack the Total Views. I'm sure that would piss off a few people, but he wouldn't care.
November 30th, 2006
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I HAS A PLAN! STUMBLEUPON!
November 30th, 2006
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IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
November 30th, 2006
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Here's an idea: make a bunch of duplicates of "how to prank a telemarketer." The original is less likely to garner hits if there are several duplicates with the same name, content, and keywords. You could even title one duplicate "how to prank a telemarketer, part 1" causing casual viewers to think they should view that one first, and therefore less likely to click on the original. YTMNDers could rally together and upvoite the dupes to get more exposure for them as well.
November 30th, 2006
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Excellent slideshow.
November 30th, 2006
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The site gets views because people bring attention to it. 4'd for outstanding presentation tho.
November 30th, 2006
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No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2006
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It's like eon8.. except we know what happens.. and nobody is really caring.
November 30th, 2006
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Geez...if the telemarketer site was stolen by eBaums everyone would have their panties in a bunch...oh...wait...
November 30th, 2006
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So? What difference does it make? Ill give you a couple of points for the original but well suited music!
November 30th, 2006
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OMG...
November 30th, 2006
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Someone needs to hack the user who created this, Sphonix, and delete this site. It is a great sacrifice but the only just one....For great justice!!
November 30th, 2006
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Downvoting raid?
November 30th, 2006
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Anyone NOT logged into YTMND clicking the link view an ad... then it re-directs after 5 seconds to the site. I don't hate it for getting a crazy amount of hits, I found YTMND after being linked to the emo song. It does help the site in getting more members, recognition, etc... maybe YTMND'll get bigger than eBaumsworld because of this! Then YTMND will rule teh internets, and also c*cks.
November 30th, 2006
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and then downvote the site.
November 30th, 2006
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wow...thats tight....
November 30th, 2006
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I, for one, welcome our new telemarketing overlords.
November 30th, 2006
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ooook
November 30th, 2006
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dramatmnd
November 30th, 2006
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Increase the frame rate. And though I found the call to be funny the first time, it was just not a ytmnd. If it just showed a picture of a telemarketer or a fake crime scene along with funny text, then yeah, it would be a true ytmnd, but it's just a hosting of a call with a transcript. This is not a ytmnd.
November 30th, 2006
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On an related note, I'm surprised that the angry lady one (http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/519998) which has just over 400,000 views hasn't suffered the same fate, probably because it follows standard PST. Hell, it even started a fad of it's own that just didn't reach the potential of other fads.
November 30th, 2006
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OH MY GOD THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE!
November 30th, 2006
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Oh wait, no it's not.
November 30th, 2006
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needs more nedm
November 30th, 2006
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Good, blue ball machine is the sh*ttiest ytmnd in existence.
November 30th, 2006
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I've watched How To Prank a Telemarketer for the first time around a month ago. It wasn't even the slightest bit funny at all. Also, 20,000 page links!? This YTMND is like a disease that you cannot see, cannot hear, but you can feel it's impact. This doesnt deserve to surpass Blue Ball Machine in any way possible. Fived, for great justice!
November 30th, 2006
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There will be another site to displace telemarketer in a few months, don't worry
November 30th, 2006
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I don't really care.
November 30th, 2006
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Does it matter? ITS BRINGING MORE PEOPLE TO YTMND! ITS A GOOD THING.
November 30th, 2006
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Also, let's look at the other Top Viewed ytmnds. Blue Ball Gif, guess what...STOLEN from SomethingAwful. Picard song STOLEN from DarkMateria. Emo Song STOLEN. All these users benefitted from someone else's oustanding work. All the blue ball gif guy did was add obvious music from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Gee. All Sh*tty McSh*tt did was make a loop and add a pic of Picard. So lets not pretend that any of these other sites are any more worthwhile.
November 30th, 2006
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You can look at it from a lighter more upbeat perspective: http://teleprankfaceexpressions.ytmnd.com/
November 30th, 2006
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hey you forgot one thing. THE BLUE BALL MACHINE F*CKIN SUCKS!
November 30th, 2006
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You could take the site off permanently. Seems to have happened to a lot of other YTMNDs.
November 30th, 2006
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nice
November 30th, 2006
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THE END IS NEAR
November 30th, 2006
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nobody stopped batman from taking picard when they did the exact same thing... who f*cking cares...
November 30th, 2006
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epic music
November 30th, 2006
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That makes me a very sad panda.
November 30th, 2006
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what the hell was the point of that?
November 30th, 2006
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Since when are people putting "Blue Ball Machine" on a pedestal? That gif originated in SA, not ytmnd. Batman, Picard, and Safety Not Guaranteed all belong at the top though.
November 30th, 2006
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for the inevitable what? ytmnd being advertised and gaining extra members?
November 30th, 2006
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5 stars for great justice!
November 30th, 2006
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go to apple and get the icare
November 30th, 2006
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5'd for NEDM at the end. (wait a looooooooooooooong time for it to show up)
November 30th, 2006
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Needs NEDM.
November 30th, 2006
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n/m, NEDM :D
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Awesome music, Bad ytmnd. This is the future of YTMND, Bad 'should-have-been flash movies" dominating the most viewed.
November 30th, 2006
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That site is the site with the most out of whack proportion of views to votes. It only has a thousand odd views, which most normal sites get, but it gets 100,000 views per day. Obviously those views aren't coming from YTMNDers.
November 30th, 2006
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k
November 30th, 2006
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good, screw blue ball machine... I hated that ytmnd.
November 30th, 2006
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You are a f*cking nerd. Nobody cares. Blue Ball gets 3,000 a day because its F*CKING OLD. As the prank gets older it's number of views will start shrinking too. Now that I've explained this VOTING PHENOMENON, you can get back to going the f*ck away, and taking your stupid with you.
November 30th, 2006
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Bullsh*t. The fact is, is that so many people think this sort of YTMND should be on eBaum'sWorld. Well, maybe eBaum'sWorld guys are google bombing this site to make a more Ebaum YTMND no.1... Also, c*cks
November 30th, 2006
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Oh noes! Not views! Heavens be! His site must be better than Blue Ball Machine because more people have looked at it. Let us all make the most of our remaining time. Judgement day is surely December 21, 2006. Or, just pat him on the back for successfully Googlebombing his way into YTMND infamy, and acknowledge that Blue Ball Machine, along with countless other YTMNDs that get less views than his, are all superior anyway.
November 30th, 2006
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Delete.
November 30th, 2006
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D31373 73H 5173
November 30th, 2006
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how about we just tell him to take his stupid *ss site down?
November 30th, 2006
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Do you know what kind of ad revenue this is pulling down for Max (when unregistered users recieve pop-ups)? I don't think it should be up there either but I don't want Max to not be able to pay the bill and we lose YTMND. Thoughts.
November 30th, 2006
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Where's teh funnee?
November 30th, 2006
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song is awesome
November 30th, 2006
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You do realize that if he is not viewhacking what kind of new users he is bringing to YTMND. It might be true that alot of them just look at it and leave but some of them do stay, so my standpoint on this is why complain when it is in fact contributing to YTMND?
November 30th, 2006
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This is serious sh*t...
November 30th, 2006
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who cares... more people comeing to ytmnd i find that a good thing
November 30th, 2006
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I f*cking HATE the telemarketeer ytmnd.
November 30th, 2006
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yeah that's f*cked up sh*t right there.
November 30th, 2006
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"I, for one, welcome our new telemarketer - pranking overlords." Thank you Mr.Brockman... It's the insanity that is the internets that causes such things as a mildly amusing site becoming the #1 site of all time. Countdown to one Billion hits?
November 30th, 2006
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There is one thing we CAN do... DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
November 30th, 2006
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I hate seeing that f*cking site in the top viewed everyday. Also c*cks.
November 30th, 2006
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OH MY GOD!
November 30th, 2006
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lol.
November 30th, 2006
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AHH, dady a tellemarketer! squish it, squish it!!!
November 30th, 2006
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why do you care? so what if tons of people look it instead of blue ball machine. its getting people ot ytmnd and who REALY cares? its only funny once any way.
November 30th, 2006
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I'm just wondering if anything happens after "The only thing we can do is wait for the inevitable"..... it stays there for a LONG time
November 30th, 2006
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Give it some time and someone will come up with some sub-par YTMND/ flash/ piece of crap and it will gather attention from the mindless individuals that makes up the 99.98% of the 100,000. Yes, that's 99980. So which 20 YTMND-ers are viewing it? Good YTMND btw.
November 30th, 2006
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whoever created that monster should have the decency to delete it
November 30th, 2006
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Start gathering your supplies now. The Apocalypse is upon us.
November 30th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia, YTMND views you!
November 30th, 2006
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5 for truth.
November 30th, 2006
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goddamn telemarketer bs, it SUCKS!! Oh well, we all know blue balls are much better.
November 30th, 2006
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5'd for coolest music I've ever heard in my entire life. and yeah, I hate that site... first time it was funny, but now it's old.
November 30th, 2006
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This site is perfect, you get a 5 for remembering Stronghold alone.
November 30th, 2006
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All those who have down voted this site do not understand the foundations of ytmnd, original content. This ytmnd that has reached an unspeakable high number of views is a mere exerpt from a show, where as the blue ball machine was made. I think the blue ball machine presents a huge milestone in YTMND history, it should be remembered and should stay at the top of the list, a YTMND getting views through other websites linking it IMO is not as good as getting views through visiting ytmnd. I 5'd for truth....
November 30th, 2006
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WE'RE ALL F*CKED WE'RE ALL F*CKED THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! GODDAMNIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OMFGOMFGOMFG
November 30th, 2006
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As long as he isn't viewhacking, there's nothing we can do to stop him. The day of reckoning is almost upon us.
November 30th, 2006
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This music is actually from the original Stronghold. They recycled the music in the second game.
November 30th, 2006
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We must save the blue balls!
November 30th, 2006
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"This music is actually from the original Stronghold. They recycled the music in the second game." I know, they recycled a lot of the music. I just said Stronghold 2 since that's where I got the mp3 file.
November 30th, 2006
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Great Music.
November 30th, 2006
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can you really be surprised a site with broad appeal gets more views than sites that are more inside jokes? I mean i love NEDM and some other fads, but if you show it to people who don't frequent ytmnd they're not going to appreciate them the same way.
November 30th, 2006
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Whats so bad about how to prank a telemarketer becoming more popular than blue ball machine? Who cares? Who would seriously boycott YTMND over this? It has happenned... I've outgrown YTMND.
November 30th, 2006
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OH NOES! THE PERILS OF EXTERNAL INTERNET TRAFFIC!
November 30th, 2006
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Who the hell CARES if it's getting a ton of views? How does that affect your life?
November 30th, 2006
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dammit...some people already did "NOOOOOOOOO"...oh well. VIVA BLUE BALL MACHINE!!!!
November 30th, 2006
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serious business, lol... why does anyone even care? Also: lame, fail, and lacking in the NEDM department!
November 30th, 2006
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once in a while site like this comes along to reinforce my knowledge that ytmnd is a bunch of nerds
November 30th, 2006
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So what, I mean blue ball machine isn't the greatest thing in the world either. Don't take YTMND so seriously.
November 30th, 2006
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Informative and well made. +5
November 30th, 2006
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We're doomed. DOOMED!
November 30th, 2006
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commence viewhacks on blueball
November 30th, 2006
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BLUE BALL MACHINE 4 LIFE!
November 30th, 2006
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It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
November 30th, 2006
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there is nothing inevitable here, although max cannot delete the site fairly because it is gaining its views legally, the author of "How to Prank a Telemarketer" could just delete the site. its his site and he can do whatever he wants with it. if we were to all kindly PM Shponix and ask him to kill the monster he has created, maybe he will do it. it would be in his best interest to do so before he becomes the most hated user onYTMND.
November 30th, 2006
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I'm scared
November 30th, 2006
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It has a double-edge really. You get more traffic for YTMND and thats good. On the downside,a lot of users would spam like sh*t.
November 30th, 2006
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You know what would be the best ever? If once it reaches top view the author replaces the image with goatse or something. Hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting people...
November 30th, 2006
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So it begins.
November 30th, 2006
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more views, less views. it doesn't make blue ball a lesser YTMND.
November 30th, 2006
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Original and well done. Prank a telemarketer => straight to the top :)
November 30th, 2006
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I agree the site sucks but who the f*ck cares if it passes the blue ball machine on views? YTMND is serious business.
November 30th, 2006
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Quality and informative but some frames get cut off on the top of the screen.
November 30th, 2006
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Nice dramatic music.
November 30th, 2006
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This is wayyyy better than that telemarketer prank
November 30th, 2006
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we need to boycot the creator to take it down before blue ball, if he is true to ytmnd like i am he would do for the sake of ytmnd and every use out there..... we can only hope and pray...... its in his hands now.
November 30th, 2006
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Voting it NWS would perhaps slightly reduce the external viewers, if it's that important and the mods won't do anything about it. It's really sh*tty that he'll have the top viewed site of all time without actually making its content, but then again neither did the maker of Blue Ball Machine.
November 30th, 2006
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this is epic on a whole new level :O
November 30th, 2006
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Also, horsedick
November 30th, 2006
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ugh, its up to rank 4 in top viewed now. everyone downvote his sites!
November 30th, 2006
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So what, don't get jealous, make a better one!
November 30th, 2006
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i had no idea.....
November 30th, 2006
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i hope it does pass up blueball
November 30th, 2006
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"Quality and informative but some frames get cut off on the top of the screen." hit "F11"
November 30th, 2006
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good research
November 30th, 2006
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Boring, the text goes too slow, and tells us nothing we don't already know.
November 30th, 2006
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Seriously. Delete that site, Max. Jesus.
November 30th, 2006
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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2006
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Hey, Stonghold 2 has a pretty nice sounding music score... Oh and nice site by the way.
November 30th, 2006
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WE R LOST ! NUUUUUUUUU runz for ya accountz "!
November 30th, 2006
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It is green.
November 30th, 2006
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I was expecting a blue ball machine that started off small and then got bigger as if it were approaching me.
November 30th, 2006
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Whatcan we do about it? Absolutely nothing. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
November 30th, 2006
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5'd. but i would've ended it after "absolutely nothing."
November 30th, 2006
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we gotta do something before it reaches batman in about 2 days
November 30th, 2006
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Lol @ Stronghold music.
November 30th, 2006
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Agreed :( The telemarketer prank isn't even all that great. Blue ball was a collaboration of people's work, not some (IMO) luke-warm prank call.
November 30th, 2006
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should have added nedm at the end
November 30th, 2006
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It gets almost exactly 100,000 views a day. That seems rather suspect even with him spamming the world with links, heh. *shrug*
November 30th, 2006
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I don't see the huge deal, both are kickass YTMNDs, and made to entertain. BTW, I haven't 5'd this masterpiece yet, here ya go. ^_^
November 30th, 2006
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ALL HAIL OUR NEW EMPEROR!
November 30th, 2006
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you forgot polend
November 30th, 2006
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An ultimately pointless YTMND... You created a 5-minute slideshow to tell everyone that the telemarketer phonecall has been top-viewed for a while and that this can't be changed. Great. Thanks.
November 30th, 2006
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Got the point in 30 secs...GTFO
November 30th, 2006
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This is the sort of bullsh*t that happens when people link YTMND's on "hay guyz lookit this" ebaum type sites.
November 30th, 2006
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Everyone contact the radio show where the prank came from and tell them that sites are making money off thier copywrited material. Get it deleted.
November 30th, 2006
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First of all, you mentioned that there have been people that complained. But what about the people who've praised it? liked it or say, fav'd it (after all, it has over a thousand of those). Second of all, if a YTMND of someone taking sound from somewhere else beats the ytmnd's that are : images from elsewhere, sounds from elsewhere - then thats fine. The only one in the top 5 that was really created was the emo song. 1'd, go outside
November 30th, 2006
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Sh*t this is worse then the apocalypse, ww3 and naked Oprah COMBINED. I'll camp out in my basement for the next month or two until this hopefully blows over, I've already disconnected my phone and stoked up on non-perishable food.
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