Wii safety guide... TRANSLATION (4.0)
Created on: December 5th, 2006
Wii safety guide... TRANSLATION (4.0)
I don't care who made it first, I just did this after seeing http://supersafe.ytmnd.com/. Made image faster again.

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?Super-Safe Japanese Wii Manual by trendybastard

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December 5th, 2006
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http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com
December 5th, 2006
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Do not let wii hump bookshelf.
December 5th, 2006
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ownage
December 5th, 2006
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Well, at least your mom thinks you're cool...
December 5th, 2006
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will 5 it if you get a different damn song
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop It.
July 15th, 2007
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Bwahahahaha Clovers.
December 5th, 2006
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awsome
December 5th, 2006
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f*ck you IanS3004, you stole my f*cking comment
December 5th, 2006
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I love you spanish Ronald McDonald!
December 5th, 2006
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not bad
December 5th, 2006
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I've seen the whole wii safety thing and it wasn't funny. Your take on it was.
December 5th, 2006
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"Try not to suffocate little anime boys, no matter how funny it is." Awesome. 5d A+++++++
December 5th, 2006
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I'm suprised no one got the domain before I did.
December 5th, 2006
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ahahah, the clover was the best.
December 5th, 2006
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Best trans of a possible new fad.
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop It.
December 5th, 2006
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rawfull
December 5th, 2006
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5'd for "Do NOT put games into your Wii."
April 22nd, 2007
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What they said!
December 5th, 2006
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above and beyond
December 5th, 2006
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:D
December 5th, 2006
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Sorry, I can't stand to listen to the 5 6 7 8's one more time. Most over-used piece of music in TV commercials for the past two years running.
December 5th, 2006
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Good stuff, The song is from the Vonage commercials though, not Verizon
December 5th, 2006
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Schwat? Whah iz dat?
December 5th, 2006
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Also, I'll change the audio if I get another complaint about it.
December 5th, 2006
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This is another complaint about the audio.
December 5th, 2006
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Im on it.
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some of those were alright!
December 5th, 2006
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-1 for thinking i can read 1 word per second, -1 for random music
June 29th, 2007
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wow! you're pretty slow then
December 5th, 2006
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New Musicks. Yes, with a "k".
December 5th, 2006
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TY
December 5th, 2006
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HAHAHAAHA 5'D FOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING "Do not rape your Wii with clover?" WHAT THE HELL?!
December 5th, 2006
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That was hilarious.... rofl.
December 5th, 2006
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BRILLIANT
December 5th, 2006
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GO PIKACHU ON YOUR ASS
December 5th, 2006
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Amazing, and a great domain name.
December 5th, 2006
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This is awesome in so many ways. I can write a thesis on how awesome this is.
December 5th, 2006
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Wow... nerdiest humor ever.
December 5th, 2006
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But I kinda like it. :)
December 5th, 2006
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Pepper and rainclouds!
December 5th, 2006
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this is good.
December 5th, 2006
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"What the hell are you doing? Stop it." That quote was the money-maker.
December 5th, 2006
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lmfao, i rofl'd irl gg
December 5th, 2006
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Hey, Xenthan, if it was the money-maker, where's my 5, foo?
December 5th, 2006
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I don't do the whole voting schtick, too much drama from it. Just know that, deep in my heart, you get a 5 :) Also, since I don't make my own sites, if I downvote anyone it's "Well, you don't have any, so that make me far superior".
December 5th, 2006
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One of the very few YTMNDS I got a chuckle out of. :p
December 5th, 2006
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Keep the audio! This site is pretty much amazing.
December 5th, 2006
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Heh, reminds me of the retards who keep smashing their TV with their Wiimote. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/29
December 5th, 2006
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BAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAAAHAHA i haven't laughed out loud at a ytmnd in a long time, but the slide with the 4 leaf clover would have made me shoot milk out my nose had i been drinking milk at the time.
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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Well, Xenthan... A heart five is good enough for me.
December 5th, 2006
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Fav'd for pepper and rainclouds
December 5th, 2006
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lawl
December 5th, 2006
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I should've known better than to put games into my Wii!
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
December 5th, 2006
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"What the hell are you doing? Stop it!" First time I laughed on YTMND in some time. Good show.
December 5th, 2006
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lolol, etc.
December 5th, 2006
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amazing!! fav ftw1!!
December 5th, 2006
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Wow, this is f*cking great
December 5th, 2006
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
December 5th, 2006
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Idownvotethieves can't read, please slow it down for him
December 5th, 2006
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Haha, I actually sped it up after reading his comment. Just so you all know, the first audio for this was that vonage song. You know, woo hoo o o o, who hoo o o o.
December 5th, 2006
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I think it would have been funny with Vonage music, but don't change it back, it's perfect
December 5th, 2006
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that so f*cking great! ROFL!
December 5th, 2006
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unfunny
December 5th, 2006
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ON YO *SS HHHAHAHAHAH NOT
December 5th, 2006
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5'D FOR WII
December 5th, 2006
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Music, Comments, Pictures, Loop are all awesome. You, sir, are cooking by the book.
December 5th, 2006
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I couldn't even get thru the 3rd frame, you really had everything handed to you anyway, and I didnt take a rocket scientist to come up with this sh¡t. GG
December 5th, 2006
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yay for YTMND translators! 5'd good job
December 5th, 2006
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the 4-leaf clover was the best.
December 5th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
December 5th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLO
December 5th, 2006
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dont punch your friend i nthe face, no matter how funny it is
December 5th, 2006
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Twist tie frame is awesome. So is the snowman frame. Good stuffs. "What the hell are you doing? Stop it!" that's the sh*t right thurrrrr
December 5th, 2006
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Love it! Can't get enough of these :D The images are so perfect for spoofing, how can you not?! 5'd.
December 5th, 2006
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A little slow on the pictures but still hilarious.
December 5th, 2006
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Pepper and rainclouds = win.
December 5th, 2006
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do NOT put games into your Wii!!!! JUST PERFECT
December 5th, 2006
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Now I understand!
December 5th, 2006
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"What the hell are you doing?" lol
December 5th, 2006
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Awesome, except for the music. It was all right. Otherwise, hilarious.
December 5th, 2006
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You know, in that picture, it sure did look as if the Wii took out the trash, and was proud.
December 5th, 2006
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â—„Nicely done!â–º
December 5th, 2006
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Excellent. I liked the "snowmen and robots" quip.
December 5th, 2006
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I lol'd at "What the hell are you doing? Stop it."
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
December 5th, 2006
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who finds this sh*t funny
December 5th, 2006
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Great, this gave me a much needed laugh while doing my exams XD. The clover had to be the best one, and the anime kid gave me a chuckle too XD.
December 5th, 2006
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lol @ pink shirt
December 5th, 2006
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lol for pepper and rain clouds
December 5th, 2006
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not bad...
December 5th, 2006
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it made me lol during class, while watching a video on nixon.
December 5th, 2006
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Very funny =P
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop It. LMAO
December 5th, 2006
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classic
December 5th, 2006
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5'd for brilliance.
December 5th, 2006
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Hahah owned
December 5th, 2006
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4 until pepper and rainclouds. f*ckin LAWL
December 5th, 2006
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FOUR LEAF CLOVER GOES WHAR?!
December 5th, 2006
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Your Wii just quit smoking. Don't let it start again.
December 5th, 2006
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
December 5th, 2006
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Good Job
December 5th, 2006
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That got more and more funny as it went along. I think the twist tie one is fine as it is.
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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total 5-ness for Wii usage. also really funny but the slides went by too slow, nothin major
December 5th, 2006
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+4 for pepper and rain clouds
December 5th, 2006
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Love it, but for the sanctity of it's greatness fix frame 3 it says "put try".
December 5th, 2006
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pretty sad that so many idiots find this trash amusing. probably the worst ytmnd ive seen in the top 10 in a long long time.
December 5th, 2006
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lol @ pink shirt
December 5th, 2006
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I like how you added the play/rewind at the bottom.
December 5th, 2006
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It'll go all Pikachu on your ass!
December 5th, 2006
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Bravo! Jolly Good!
December 5th, 2006
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wowowow that rocked my world.
December 5th, 2006
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LOL
December 5th, 2006
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ya, it's a rip off, but it was way funnier than the rest - well done
December 5th, 2006
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Noo! I can't fall in love with the wiimote! Damn you nintendo!
December 5th, 2006
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ownt
December 5th, 2006
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gj
December 5th, 2006
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excellent
December 5th, 2006
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LOL that was funny as hell!! http://www.wiinjuries.ytmnd.com
December 5th, 2006
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WIN
December 5th, 2006
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Epic! Love it!
December 5th, 2006
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made crack a smile a few times
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing?
December 5th, 2006
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Stop it.
December 5th, 2006
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5 for take off pink shirt.
December 5th, 2006
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I voted 5 even though I know you are tallre.
December 5th, 2006
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I LOLLED OUT LOUD.
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
December 5th, 2006
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5 for sound.
December 5th, 2006
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Congratulazioni! It's fantastic!Bravo!Bravo!
December 5th, 2006
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i lold
December 5th, 2006
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Image needs to be a lot faster, otherwise good job.
December 5th, 2006
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ROFL!!!
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop it. YOU F*CKING WIN TEH INTERNETS
December 5th, 2006
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"You look like a Douche" ha I actually laughed.
December 5th, 2006
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You get a win.
December 5th, 2006
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Funnay
December 5th, 2006
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Very nice redhead, you took my site, attacked its weakpoint for massive damage, and made something good into something fantastic. I salute you!
December 5th, 2006
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I like this one... Suffocating Anime children 5*'s
December 5th, 2006
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funnier than tha other 1
December 5th, 2006
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-1 for one too many Pikachu references.
December 5th, 2006
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lololololololololoo 5'd
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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Five'd and Fav'd
December 5th, 2006
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5 for the cigarette one! (also, don't try sticking a 4 leaf clover in your Wii, it wont bring you luck)
December 5th, 2006
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Pure gold
December 5th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing?
December 5th, 2006
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Very nice
December 5th, 2006
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rofl!
December 5th, 2006
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Do not tease the leprechauns that power your Wii.
December 5th, 2006
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heheh. FIVE
December 5th, 2006
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lollerskate
December 5th, 2006
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I couldn't stop laughing
December 5th, 2006
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some were funny, but this could have been so much more clever.
December 5th, 2006
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Very Cool. Mega Pwnage
December 5th, 2006
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i rofl'd
December 5th, 2006
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3/4 of them were "meh." The other 1/4 was greatness. I just can't bring myself to 5 this with so many misses, no matter how funny "what the hell are you doing?" is.
December 5th, 2006
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Best ytmnd I've seen in a while... honestly.
December 5th, 2006
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I gave the original a 2 because I didn't have to deal with commentary that projected its funny with repeated references to pokemon.
December 5th, 2006
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I LOLed
December 5th, 2006
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Nice work. Take something that wasn't funny and fix it up into something awesome. 5'd even tho the music could be better.
December 5th, 2006
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Take off the pink shirt you look like a douche and the punching your friend in the face were my favorites.
December 5th, 2006
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I had to watch it twice because I was laughing so hard the first time!! lolololol
December 5th, 2006
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this was f*cking funny. period.
December 5th, 2006
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WIN!
December 5th, 2006
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lol that awesome
December 5th, 2006
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I signed up on YTMND just to 5 this, almost took -1 since it made my chest hurt :(
December 5th, 2006
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December 5th, 2006
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this deserves an upvoting
December 5th, 2006
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WIN
December 5th, 2006
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brilliant
December 5th, 2006
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Yes
December 5th, 2006
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Nice job, I literally LOL'd
December 5th, 2006
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You forgot to translate the picture of the blanket on the Wii >.>
December 5th, 2006
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5'd for pink shirt
December 5th, 2006
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5 for the bottle pouring and "what the f*ck" bits. Had me in fits.
December 5th, 2006
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Stop it.
December 5th, 2006
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December 6th, 2006
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what the hell are you doing? stop it
December 6th, 2006
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with the clover, it should have been "do not merge 4chan with your wii. seriously." but 5'd for lol.
December 6th, 2006
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LOL! These pictures are so retarded. Good translation. :P
December 6th, 2006
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i first that u had the 5 at the Smoking part but the the hitting anime boys totally had me crying nicly done
December 6th, 2006
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AHH! I completely forgot about the Blanket frame! I'll add it asap. I remember putting it in there, it must have escaped.
December 6th, 2006
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I sat through the first two and realized its the same NOT FUNNY BULLSH*T as all the other wii safety illustration ytmnds. i think they're telling you SHOULD dump coke on your wii, then use it as an ashtray, then poke clover stems into the vent holes, then put it in a pillowcase and swing it around your head, then leave it in the trash to be taken away, and make sure to put all the cds into it so you don't have to live with the games either.
December 6th, 2006
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I added the forgotten blanket frame.
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What idiot puts a clover into a Wii? Honestly, if this is the manual for the Japanese, they can't be that stupid if they fit that much awesome into three DVD cases.
December 6th, 2006
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new fad
December 6th, 2006
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"If left next to a ciggerette, the Wii will shoot out pepper and rain clouds" lol
December 6th, 2006
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Pink shirt, FTW!
December 6th, 2006
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I'm sure the guy with the clover had a perfectly good explanation. Maybe.
December 6th, 2006
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Lol it will got pikachu on your ass.
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but i like my pink shirt:(.....oh wait this is blue.....cont. with your gayness
December 6th, 2006
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lol, anime boy suffocation
December 6th, 2006
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now, when you take something originally intended to be Jap-quirky and attempt to make it seem serious by Ameri-borderline-humor it, you fail. You always fail.
December 6th, 2006
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that wasnt funny untill "what the hell are you doing? stop it."
December 6th, 2006
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I've been doing things wrong all along!
December 6th, 2006
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LMAO nice dude
December 6th, 2006
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itl go pikachu on your arse
December 6th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? Stop it. ^^First line on the internet that made me laugh out loud in a while. This has to go top 5.
December 6th, 2006
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lol
December 6th, 2006
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lol what will those japanise think of next.
December 6th, 2006
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I've finally decided that the four leaf clover one means "Don't let Irish people touch your Wii".
December 6th, 2006
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I am loving this. ALOT.
December 6th, 2006
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wow this is the first good ytmnd in quite a while
December 6th, 2006
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your a genius.....
December 7th, 2006
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i dont like your humor. there are a trillion different translations to that wii thing that are better than this washed out sh*t
December 7th, 2006
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Wait... IM IRISH! OH SHI-
December 7th, 2006
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Well played, ol' chap!
December 7th, 2006
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Do not put games into it.
December 7th, 2006
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What the f*ck was up with that clover? xD nice job! Make it longer though...
December 7th, 2006
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Nice
December 7th, 2006
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oloolloloo
December 7th, 2006
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Stop doing that to the Wii!
December 7th, 2006
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what the hell are you doing? stop it
December 7th, 2006
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Take off that pnik shirt, you douche.
December 7th, 2006
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"If left next to ciggarettes, the Wii will shoot out pepper and rain clouds" FTW! Honestly, that was the best one!
December 7th, 2006
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amused
December 7th, 2006
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least funny translations I've seen
December 7th, 2006
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You get an A+ in your japanese class, you did a great job at translation.
December 7th, 2006
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Thank you for posting this. My American manual does not give any warnings about stepping on my Wiimote, or say anything about sticking clovers in the fan. I used to habitually do that with my old systems, but I guess I can't with this one. And while I can't play games anymore for fear of the discs breaking, I can at least have fun protecing it from snowmen and radiators. One more thing, where's the song from? I'd like to buy it on a CD when I go to the mall for some new shirts (that aren't pink).
December 7th, 2006
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Tall red headed kids always get fives from me. GINGERLOVE.
December 7th, 2006
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I'm gonna go all Pikachu on Audhumla's ass.
December 7th, 2006
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You know what, I don't care who made it first either, but I don't need snotty comments in your description. 1.
December 7th, 2006
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love it
December 7th, 2006
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you get a 5. It tastes like a cookie ^_^
December 7th, 2006
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wow. i never really considered myself a super nerd until i noticed that the play and rewind things you took from halo. i embarrass myself. good job.
December 7th, 2006
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And to think that there's idiots who let snowmen and robots near their Wii.
December 8th, 2006
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This tops em all!!! this tops Picard!!! You sir are the greatest.
December 8th, 2006
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Best ytmnd ever.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
December 8th, 2006
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What the hell are you doing? *Please*, continue.
December 8th, 2006
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*LMAO* @ pink shirt comment.
December 8th, 2006
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well done
December 8th, 2006
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"what the hell are you doing? stop it." i was going to say it but ill just repeat it .. FTW!
December 8th, 2006
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"i dont like your humor. there are a trillion different translations to that wii thing that are better than this washed out sh*t" quoted for truth, ive seen much funnier
December 8th, 2006
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Brilliant.
December 8th, 2006
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Well, I've never played Halo, so the "Rewind/Play" wasn't meant to be from that.
December 8th, 2006
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Change the song back.
December 8th, 2006
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i play it in my igloo
December 8th, 2006
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Great, but you could really crop the frames.
December 8th, 2006
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Pure genius.
December 8th, 2006
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LAWL! fav'd for what the hell are you doing? stop it and for the books dont like his kind.
December 8th, 2006
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Thank GOD! My Wii was all thirsty and stuff, and all I have is Gatorade!
December 8th, 2006
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GAMES DO NOT GO IN THE WII
December 8th, 2006
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I clicked the rewind button and it totally worked.
December 8th, 2006
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I literally laughed 'til I cried.
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