What's the little black kid getting for Christmas?
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December 6th, 2006
(1)
lol good job
November 17th, 2007
(0)
damn.. this happened to me THREE F*CKIN TIMES. in the past 3 years, when i lived in the ghetto, my bike got stolen 3 times during thanksgiving... I WONDER WHY? so this isnt any shock to me, but good job
August 5th, 2008
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The black kids down my street stole my bike when I was young. Stereotypes are only stereotypes because they're true.
December 6th, 2006
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http://n*gg*navidad.ytmnsfw.com/ - sorry buddy, you cant beat CheapAlert. the way people vote now though i bet this wil be much higher rated.
December 6th, 2006
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although the sleigh is a nice touch. still....
December 6th, 2006
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originality
December 6th, 2006
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loulz
December 6th, 2006
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Yeah I like this one better. Other than the blinking street.
December 6th, 2006
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*sigh* - yep, this is going to vastly outscore CheapAlerts. the times they have-a-change-ed.
December 6th, 2006
(1)
In before Santa... and f*gs.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I gave a 5 to both this and Cheap Alert's versions. They have the same theme but they're different enough for me.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Genius.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
wins
December 6th, 2006
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how dare you make a site that's base on the same theme but otherwise completely different in image and sound execution as one by a friend of Sitsu? clearly this is a worthless page which needs to be deleted immediately and you should be ashamed of yourself for having the nerve to commit such a grave offense against the most glorious and perfect artist ever to grace ytmnd with his sites which are all rated perfect 5s and cannot be criticized on penalty of death
December 6th, 2006
(0)
^ also c*cks
December 6th, 2006
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Currently viewing Torchy's vote info: Torchy has made 7556 total votes with an average rating of 2.36 Vote Spread 1 star 4973 2 stars 1 3 stars 2 4 stars 18 5 stars 2562 oh dear
December 6th, 2006
(0)
it appears Sitsu has exacted his revenge by marking this NSFW (while his friend's is not) real mature
December 6th, 2006
(0)
see, i'm a fair rater, that's almost 10 midrange votes. ten!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
nostalgic
December 6th, 2006
(0)
great edit
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Very good.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
always funny. need to have Kramer as the little bubble-gum kid. Yes I know it's little Mikey, but in this form, I like to refer to him as "bubble-gum kid"
December 6th, 2006
(0)
love it. Right for the season.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
n*gg*r stole my bike!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I think this one is better.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Merry Christmas N*gg*!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This is the kind of YTMND I feel like donating to.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Wow. Christmas seems to really inspire people! Better keep this max :P.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
F*ckin A
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Torchy you dork - cheapalert is neither my friend nor am i a mod capable of marking anything nsw
December 6th, 2006
(0)
MasterSitsu, sorry to say but this one is better
December 6th, 2006
(0)
0.8 better overall while having already basically been done last year? its the massive difference between the two thats disturbing, shows how people vote now vs. last year
December 6th, 2006
(0)
i voted 5 because it's making sitsu mad
December 6th, 2006
(0)
what is f*cked up is that this is higher rated than fanfare's o_0
December 6th, 2006
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i'd say 'depressed' is a better word. sorry, in my opinion a truly classic site has now been buried by an inferior copy.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
OMFG
December 6th, 2006
(0)
the reindeer are awesome.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I was expecting the joke, not expecting a quality image! Classic!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
well done!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
beautiful :D
December 6th, 2006
(0)
There have been some good NSMBs lately.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
yes
December 6th, 2006
(0)
brilliance
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Should loop the chorus.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Remix FTW!!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
sitsu youre such a f*ggot sometimes
December 6th, 2006
(0)
wow this is the gayest crap in the world :)
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Just when I found a site that has some originality to add to this dead fad, I stumble upon this. My mistake. 2'd.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE!!!!!!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Simple and Brilliant
December 6th, 2006
(0)
ho ho ho
December 6th, 2006
(0)
like LAME (and not a downvote, really lame)
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This is better than Cheapalert's. However, it's still a 1 1/2 old fad. Time to move on.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Yay, who says old classics can't be improved on?
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Win
December 6th, 2006
(0)
AWESOME
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I bet Jesus even roffled at this.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
this joke was funny the first 15 times I heard it, when I was 12
December 6th, 2006
(0)
hmmm... im startin to think that its pure white folks making these 'n*gg* stole my bike' sites... i *should* come and slap you for doing that... but i won't be a typical n*gg* and act all ignorant
December 6th, 2006
(0)
N*gg* stole my christmas!! And my 5!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOLZ
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Verynice.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Great.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Nice!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
And what are you now, Lawrence2, the big 1 3?
December 6th, 2006
(0)
XD
December 6th, 2006
(0)
massive quality
December 24th, 2009
(0)
So nice.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This is made of win.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
nice remix
December 6th, 2006
(0)
lol good
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Heh.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
"...one by a friend of Sitsu?" ... Torchy, are you a complete f*cking tool?
December 6th, 2006
(0)
merry christmas
December 6th, 2006
(0)
holy jesus... love nsmb
December 6th, 2006
(0)
s'prise.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
joy broken votes...
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Fived for hillbilly jingle bells
December 6th, 2006
(0)
festive racism for the holidays
December 6th, 2006
(0)
knew it was coming, wasnt expecting the christmas remix and edited image. Take your 5
December 6th, 2006
(0)
hah
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Ownage.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Wow, nice work!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
-5 for being done already, +10 for being far superior
December 6th, 2006
(0)
5' legendary.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Five'd for the audio.
December 6th, 2006
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http://n*gg*navidad.ytmnsfw.com/ I dunno, they're both pretty damned good. :)
December 6th, 2006
(0)
seems like there's something wrong with the gif. fix it! but i still give 5, because of epic cool.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
BEST EVER!! GO SCOOTYPUFF!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
:P excellent
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This is gold.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I believe in ScootyPuff
December 6th, 2006
(0)
classic joke with a classic ytmnd
December 6th, 2006
(0)
YES YES!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Yay!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOL win!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
wonderful! can i have the song to play for my family?
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Nice.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
classic joke
December 6th, 2006
(0)
You win!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I wuv you, scootypuff.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
lol
December 6th, 2006
(0)
1 old joke
December 6th, 2006
(0)
very festive! i like.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
The song makes this
December 6th, 2006
(0)
AWESOMENESS.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
brilliant.
December 6th, 2006
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I don't understand why we can't consider both of them good and give both of them fives. They both rock out loud.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
yes! YES!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
N*gg* is the REAL Grinch! Good job in reviving the NSMB fad.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This is actually kind of a sweet YTMND. he's stealing it for his kid. awww.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
ROFL!!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I gave it a 5 for santa in the background.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Lawlz
December 6th, 2006
(0)
hehe
December 6th, 2006
(0)
So festive, WIN
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Good remix
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOLOL!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Decent remix + Santa = Winnar.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
lol 5'd
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Lawl! Matt!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Nice mix.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
legendary
December 6th, 2006
(0)
lol
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Santa in the background ftw
December 6th, 2006
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The swarm is.. impressed..
December 6th, 2006
(0)
legend
December 6th, 2006
(0)
awesome
December 6th, 2006
(0)
HO HO HO Indeed. XD
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Excellent.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOLOLOL
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I like the remix.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
You, sir, win.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
You win
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Clever, good remix, good picture too.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
You forgot polend :( But im still VOATING %!!!1
December 6th, 2006
(0)
great holiday Remix, not too overdone either
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOLZ. I was thinking how the words "N*gg* stole my bike" can be put into any song, and I started singing it to the tune of jingle bells. Whadayaknow, i found it on ytmnd.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
A+++ excellent fast shipping in excellent condition would do business with again
December 6th, 2006
(0)
nice
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Seller never responded to emails. Product was not as described. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Nice lol
December 6th, 2006
(0)
hes not a racist...thats whats so insane about this
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Best win, awesome.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
The SHOCKING truth about this site: It is the winnar!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
wtf racism
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Win. So much win. You rule, scootypuff!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
the image dosent line up right, u can see where the building stops and then starts again...if u fix it u will get a 5
December 6th, 2006
(0)
brilliance
December 6th, 2006
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
December 6th, 2006
(0)
You sir are a DICK! Five Stars!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t f*cking win!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Funny, but nothing can beat CheapAlerts site. Since the BGM actually fits to the music.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
best ytmnd ever made
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOL! NSMB never gets old
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Now if only you could make it loop better this would be perfect.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
YOU WIN SIR
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Sumguy21 approves of this message.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Simply Perfect and puts me in the holiday spirit
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Who's retarded enough to rate this NSFW?
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I looked at the other and this one is better. Sorry CheapAlerts.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I like this way better than n*gg*navidad.ytmnsfw.com. The song is mixed better, IMO. Only gripe is the flashing street. Still far superior than the other.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
haha i laughed. this is great
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Utter quality. Good work!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
hahahah, gold!!!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Dude, friggin finish the song
December 6th, 2006
(0)
December 6th, 2006
(0)
this is a masterpiece man, like the official christmas ytmnd looool hahaha I love the n*gg*s, they are the best guys!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
gj
December 6th, 2006
(0)
when i tried making this a few months ago, i didn't have the gif editing skills you have. i think i used the transsiberian railroad version of the song. glad t see the idea is well liked.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This IS a lot better than n*gg*navidad - better song, better image (santa in the background, more accurate colors), etc.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
dang, if my votes on nsfw site worked, you'd get my 5!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
THANK YOU. F*CKING THANK YOU. You have earned immortality.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Awesome. The sleigh is an awesome thing.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Awesome!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
even if you think two should exist or that this one is better, on originality's sake alone its awful that this is among the highest rated ytmnds.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
win
December 6th, 2006
(0)
too much win
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Update: Higher quality image, lower file size, fixed flashing street. o
December 6th, 2006
(0)
OMG FAVD!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
I will always love that joke. So true.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
ah, I love the holidaytmnds. Here, have a present. It's a five... I thought you would like it.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY
December 6th, 2006
(0)
pwnd.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
LOL, and merry xmas ytmnd
December 6th, 2006
(0)
Even better than feliz n*gg*dad
December 6th, 2006
(0)
The soundtrack here is way better than the one Sitsu linked to.
December 6th, 2006
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This is win. Pure 100% win.
December 6th, 2006
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best holiday yet
December 6th, 2006
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full of win
December 6th, 2006
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I don't give a sh*t about originality. I give a sh*t about entertainment and amusement, and this ytmnd provides sh*tloads of it. If this was a debate about originality, n*gg*navidad should've been rated low as well because it's using a fad - the n*gg* one. That's certainly not original. By your logic, every ytmnd that involves another ytmnd in some way shouldn't be rated as high as the original, even if it is funnier.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
You forgot Poland.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
win!
December 6th, 2006
(0)
+5 for hilarious idea. -1 for cutting off the song early.
December 6th, 2006
(0)
This nonsense... makes sense... to me. (Plus I always hated that Feliz Navidad song... waste of radio time every time i hear it... piece of sh*t song. I like this better.)
December 6th, 2006
(0)
you were so close to perfection, then the song just quits. 5 for potential
December 7th, 2006
(0)
itm often takes more skill to add originality to a fad than make a new ytmnd, well done!
December 7th, 2006
(0)
This is awesome! 5'd for everything! also, gief my bike back plx..
December 7th, 2006
(0)
ggr
December 7th, 2006
(0)
holy crap, i just realized that this is my first ytmnd christmas
December 7th, 2006
(0)
Hall of fame worthy.
December 7th, 2006
(0)
5'd and fav'd
December 8th, 2006
(0)
How the hell are these still funny hhahahahaha
December 8th, 2006
(0)
Lol this one is way better than http://n*gg*navidad.ytmnsfw.com/. That one has horrible sound..it doesn't even go along with the song...
December 8th, 2006
(0)
How is this not either in the most watched or the up and coming or the holiday stuff?
December 8th, 2006
(0)
Actually the kid isn't getting the bike. N*gg* has never met his children. N*gg* will be selling the bike to buy crack cocaine.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
Also, MasterSitsu sucks at making YTMNDs and people only upvote him to try and be popular? I'm gonna check all his YTMNDs to make sure I'm still right.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
N*gg*r stole my christmas spirit.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
('_')
December 8th, 2006
(0)
Hurrah! Bike Stealing!
December 8th, 2006
(0)
Not enough of a new twist on old fave
December 8th, 2006
(0)
^^
December 8th, 2006
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This is full of so much win. Merry Christmas, N*gg*.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
this one is better. period.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
still journeying to the center of ytmnd?
December 8th, 2006
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Remove text, it lags the picture and site.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
I like it but I hate christmas ytmnds.
December 8th, 2006
(0)
good stuff
December 8th, 2006
(0)
rofl..timeless joke
December 8th, 2006
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lame. also http://n*gg*navidad.ytmnd.com
December 9th, 2006
(0)
Merry Christmas, N*gg*!
December 9th, 2006
(0)
+1 for the joke in title and stuff +1 for the sleigh and good image editing +1 for the remix of song +1 for all around good taste.
December 9th, 2006
(0)
lol
December 9th, 2006
(0)
lol upvote
December 9th, 2006
(0)
Ha!
December 9th, 2006
(0)
One of the best NSMB YTMNDs ever
December 9th, 2006
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i'll never sing this song the right way now that Ive seen this
December 9th, 2006
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beautiful!
December 9th, 2006
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win
December 9th, 2006
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Love it.
December 9th, 2006
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The X-mas special.
December 9th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
December 9th, 2006
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Hot dog trolley is on the shotgun.
December 9th, 2006
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Xizer's comment FTW - this one has a much better image and song.
December 9th, 2006
(0)
lol
December 9th, 2006
(0)
good edit
December 10th, 2006
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i did a double take. 4.65?? way overrated for a what is a tired joke. nice remix with the music though.
December 10th, 2006
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It's not for sale FRAN-CESS!
December 10th, 2006
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F*cking win man, I laughed out loud
December 10th, 2006
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put a huge smile on my face
December 10th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 10th, 2006
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Lmao
December 10th, 2006
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I'd say this one's tied with CheapAlert's. I do like the fact that the city moves in this one, though. Plus the Santa going across the screen makes me believe again...
December 10th, 2006
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catchy
December 10th, 2006
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Very nice. :3
December 11th, 2006
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YOU WIN!
December 11th, 2006
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Saw it coming... good job w/ the sound clip though
December 11th, 2006
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How many more dumb azz sites can we get out of this lame azz fad?
December 11th, 2006
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catchy remix
December 12th, 2006
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this is brilliant, lol
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