The Un-Funny Truth About Santa Claus
Created on: December 6th, 2006
Let the truth be heard.
Resubmitting under holiday ytmnd's.
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You might want to consider the fact that if Santa had an unclassified species of Reindeer, he could very well be working in a sophisticated genetics lab. This might mean he has industrial strength for other projects, such as creating futuristic gadgets such as force fields and an inertial dampener. Considering the fact that there have been no sightings of his huge operation in the north pole, this suggests working "invisibility" tech (whether via cameras or light-bending materials) as well.
congratulations for destroying the dreams of every hopeful child that has a terrible life and only can find happiness knowing one, jolly man cares about him.
one other thing, everyone knows santa doesnt exist. It only takes someone like you to spend countless hours putting it into a YTMND as if you made some sort of scientific discovery. good jod, doosh.
im going to save this to a flash drive, go take a sh*t on it, then watch the polar express.
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