Verizon Fails at Math (long)
Created on: December 9th, 2006
Verizon Fails at Math (long)
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December 16th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL THIS IS GREAT VERIZON IS SOOO DUMB
December 16th, 2006
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Haha, dumbasses
December 16th, 2006
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HOLY CRAP THIS IS HILARIOUS!! how were those people hired? how? i could have done that multiplication (0.002x35896) in fourth grade
December 16th, 2006
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dude, my math teacher even TOLD me this in 7th grade. if a hamburger says ".50 cents" then its like.. 1 penny for 2 hamburgers.. thats how i remember it.
December 16th, 2006
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I can't believe I just switched over to these people. I'm double-checking my phone bill when I get it.
December 16th, 2006
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This is better than http://verizonmath.ytmnd.com/ imo, so 5'd.
December 17th, 2006
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dumbass ppl
December 17th, 2006
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2+2 = 4? Well, that's just your opinion.
December 17th, 2006
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HOLY F*CK, DUDE! Call a lawyer about this sh*t. I'm an overnight stock jerk and I picked up on it. Those people are retarded and obviously need to be sued for not providing you with the rate they quoted.
December 17th, 2006
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god people are dumb
December 17th, 2006
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haha. verizon sucks
December 17th, 2006
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u know i got dat math
December 18th, 2006
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[35893 KB * (1/5) ] / 100 7178/100 71.78 The man owes 72 Dollars. However, the customer service dude stated quite clearly 0.002 CENTS. 1/5 of a penny is 0.2 Cents 0.002 CENTS is 1/50 of a penny [35893 KB * (1/50)] / 100 71.786 / 100 $0.71786 $0.72 According to Verisons own representative, The same math plugs into 72 cents. It's the same as Me saying "This PS3 costs 599 US dollars." The guy who checks the thing out says "This PS3 costs 5.99 US dollars." LOL, Math. Also, 3.
December 18th, 2006
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Oh well, you'd be surprised at how stupid some people are. Most public media assumes that the reader/viewer has the reading/comprehension level of a 5th grader.
December 19th, 2006
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sequel ftw http://verizonfailsagain.ytmnd.com/
December 20th, 2006
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Hot dog trolley is on the shotgun.
December 20th, 2006
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Very nice. :)
January 1st, 2007
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UGH. I'm fiving this and verizonmath.ytmnd.com.
January 2nd, 2007
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you cant be serious, 4.39? 5 for your hard work and the sound ive never heard before
January 9th, 2007
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FYI, for the people who said the guy should just shut up and pay his bill, actually the opposite happened. He posted this recording on his blog, it got some attention on the internet, and Verizon was embarrassed into refunding his 70 bucks and apologizing: http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/2006/12/response-from-verizon-100-refund.html Also, Verizon COUNTS ON their confusing rates. It isn't an accident. Thats why they charge '$0.002/kb' rather than say, '$2/MB' which is clearly f*cking expensive.
January 9th, 2007
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superbe
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
March 21st, 2007
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retards
March 25th, 2007
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retards
April 13th, 2007
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long as hell. but funny
June 11th, 2007
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i know this site is old is f*ck. but i always wanted to say this. if your f*cking read something. like it is f*cking written down. the correct way in f*cking AMERICA to write 2 cents is f*cking "0.02 ." im sure that is what this stupid f*cking douche bag read on his statement. he is a f*cking retard. f*cking accounts know how to spell out money.
February 26th, 2008
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"0.02 cents" is less than a penny. 2 cents = "$0.02" Notice the different symbol.
June 17th, 2007
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i seriously wanted to bang my head against the wall while listening to this. i would seriously have a total melt down if a was that guy. horrible.
July 21st, 2007
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LOL!
November 14th, 2007
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I didn't realize you could be a salesperson and not understand conversions between cents and dollars.
October 31st, 2008
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Verizon's staff on the whole are MORONS. I went through hell trying to get the bluetooth connectivity on my phone activated, because their sh*tty interface blocks a ton of features on the phone. ANYWAY, that's neither here nor there, but Verizon employees are, on the whole, MORONS.
November 5th, 2009
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I'm not even involved and that actually makes me mad... verizon fail.
January 21st, 2010
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should have been like hey....if you cut a penny into pieces ..its different then if you cut a dollar into pieces..it takes so many pieces of a penny to make a whole penny..I was just hoping you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the early colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities especially
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