I WAS masturbating
Created on: December 13th, 2006
I WAS masturbating
every time i masturbate a computer crashes

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December 13th, 2006
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lmao i thought there was a deeper joke in the text, took me a second
December 13th, 2006
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simple yet effective
December 13th, 2006
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get a pc
December 13th, 2006
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a mac?! How are all the games on it, bro?
December 13th, 2006
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so true
December 13th, 2006
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lol ya I read the whole error report first but then realized the joke was right there.
December 13th, 2006
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MAC FTW
December 13th, 2006
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LAWL
December 13th, 2006
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You're obviously not a pc.
December 13th, 2006
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!
December 13th, 2006
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To be fair, it's not the computer crashing, it's the application. ALSO MAC IS TEH SUCK GET A F*CKING TWO BUTTON MOUSE LOL AND SOME GAMES LOL
December 13th, 2006
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Lol PC fanboys. Macs are alright...I'll stick with my dull gray box though! And nice YTMND...
December 13th, 2006
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5'd for truth!
December 13th, 2006
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A linux system would crash from the fervor of this guy's fapping. I hear he has 4 media players open at once w/ different pr0n on each!
December 13th, 2006
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lmao! It's so true.
December 13th, 2006
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"unresolved kernel trap" It's a TRAP!
December 13th, 2006
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5 for mac
December 13th, 2006
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Mac ftw
December 13th, 2006
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Yeah, macs only let you watch homosexual porn. When you buy a mac, you're supposed to accept a certain lifestyle, you know.
December 13th, 2006
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why did you buy a mac?
December 13th, 2006
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'twas the fap heard round the world!
December 13th, 2006
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uh, i don't think this is a mac-vs-pc site guys, it's a masturbating to internet porn site. we should all unite, one computer world, with internet porn for all.
December 13th, 2006
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Except for mac users.
December 13th, 2006
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Don't be stupid as hell... Oh, damn, I wish I could ban all these IPs I see.
December 13th, 2006
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"uh, i don't think this is a mac-vs-pc site guys, it's a masturbating to internet porn site. we should all unite, one computer world, with internet porn for all."
December 13th, 2006
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Mac f*cking rocks. As does masturbating.
August 11th, 2007
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If syncan said it, IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
December 13th, 2006
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source on sound?
December 13th, 2006
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5 for mac.
December 13th, 2006
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I've never met a n*gg*r with a mac so macs are ok by me!!
December 13th, 2006
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How the hell did you make a Mac crash? You have talent.
December 13th, 2006
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I'm not going to reduce your score for having a mac, I'll just silently spite you.
December 13th, 2006
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I've never seen a Mac crash, until nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
December 13th, 2006
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macs are for f*gs
December 13th, 2006
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lawl
December 13th, 2006
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lol
December 13th, 2006
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LOL
December 13th, 2006
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Haha, Golden
December 13th, 2006
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If it crashes every time you fap, you must fap like once a year.
December 13th, 2006
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you guys must be using windows. How are all the viruses, spyware, adware and drm?
December 13th, 2006
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"How are all the viruses, spyware, adware and drm?" Most of that crap you get when you're downloading crazy 3 way lesbian pr0n from limewire...so to answer your question, pretty good thanks :P
December 13th, 2006
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Also faP is univeral.
December 13th, 2006
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Your report will help Apple improve this software.
December 13th, 2006
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rofl.
December 13th, 2006
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-1 for text in the way, -1 for no sources.
December 13th, 2006
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rofl, gets it.
December 13th, 2006
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lol, mac
December 13th, 2006
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This is why you don't fap onto the motherboard.
December 13th, 2006
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"-1 for text in the way, -1 for no sources." text wasn't in the way of anything and the only source that wasn't cited was sound origin, which he rightfully assumed you should have already known.
December 13th, 2006
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LOL!
December 13th, 2006
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4'd for the hilarious comments about macs from other people.
December 13th, 2006
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lolz masturbation
December 13th, 2006
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Awesome.
December 13th, 2006
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lol
December 13th, 2006
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XD
December 14th, 2006
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i lol'd.
December 20th, 2006
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What band is playing the song?
February 12th, 2007
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No more golden showers on the keyboard.