Back when video game intros meant something...
Created on: January 5th, 2007
Back when video game intros meant something...
Growing up in a glass bowl/With chameleons, lizards and tadpoles/It hardly enters your mind/That there's something better than this/A lettuce leaf and a carrot/Maybe a seed from the parrot/Believe me when I tell you The word gourmet just don't exist/But

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January 5th, 2007
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that was the sh*t - i couldn't figure out which TMNT it was though, but I figured it out.. its the arcade version of turtles in time.
January 5th, 2007
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good ytmnd. retro
January 5th, 2007
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I had the SNES game.That song was from their stage tour btw..
January 5th, 2007
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I find it humorous that I stumbled across this YTMND while listening to the TMNT: Turtles in Time soundtrack on WinAmp. Good show!
January 5th, 2007
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Sweet game. Loved it. I think the game was about pizza, what with the intro and all.
January 5th, 2007
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Winners don't use drugs.
January 5th, 2007
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NES was fun too
January 5th, 2007
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I SMELL N*GG*R IN THIS YTMND
January 5th, 2007
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Weiners do drugs.
January 5th, 2007
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The FBI intro that I've seen on every arcade game ever.
January 5th, 2007
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Winners don't use drugs.
January 5th, 2007
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I wonder if William S. Sessions ever knew how great an impact he ever made on the gaming public.
January 5th, 2007
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Winners don't do winners
January 5th, 2007
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This ytmnd lacks everything please refrain from making another, instead take this time to go grab the nearest sharp object and bore it into your eye. thank you :)
January 5th, 2007
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YEAH BOYEE!
January 5th, 2007
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That is the single best game of all time.
January 5th, 2007
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lol William Sessions FTW
January 5th, 2007
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Do arcade games really count? Unless you were a Ricky Schroder silver spooner.
January 5th, 2007
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They counted for me. Many silver miners died for my gaming habit.
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That song wasn't in the game.
January 6th, 2007
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It was in the arcade version, I know this because I'm OLD SCHOOL WII WANKERS! X-BORE USERS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ARCADES
January 6th, 2007
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Winners don't use drugs. They sell them.
January 6th, 2007
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That was awesome. I got the MAME ROM, and that is definitely there. I can't believe they made a song like that specifcally for the game. To the guy above, this is the Arcade version. It wasnt in the SNES or Genesis ROM.
January 6th, 2007
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5 to stay in U&C
January 6th, 2007
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YES, For the F*CKING WIN
January 6th, 2007
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WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS!
January 6th, 2007
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and the FBI even gave real messages, none of those FBI warnings on movies
January 6th, 2007
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thats so awesome
January 6th, 2007
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dude... i played that on my snes when i was like 5
January 6th, 2007
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i guessed the game at the "winners don't use drugs"
January 6th, 2007
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I think I might have this song on a promotional cassette tape from Pizza Hut.
January 6th, 2007
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Oh yes I remember "Winnars don't use drugs" being on every arcade machine back in the day.
January 6th, 2007
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^Brilliant. HarrisonGantz, you truly make me fear for the future of our gene pool.
January 6th, 2007
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Winnarz don't do drugz
January 6th, 2007
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holy sh*t, pizza power, i remember that f*cking tape with all the ninja turtles songs. LOLOL
January 6th, 2007
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Full MP3 here guys: http://rapidshare.com/files/10447773/TMNT_-_Pizza_Power.mp3.html
January 6th, 2007
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YTMNTD FTW!1!!
January 6th, 2007
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tadpoles....?
January 6th, 2007
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In Soviet Russia, drugs use winners! What a country!
January 6th, 2007
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yeah, this is pretty friggin great.
January 6th, 2007
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I jst don't like it
January 6th, 2007
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good sh*t man, i tmnt game ytmnd too. http://turtlestournament.ytmnd.com/
January 6th, 2007
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the new movie is going to suck sooooo much.
January 6th, 2007
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pizza power
January 6th, 2007
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5 for description of the lyrics
January 6th, 2007
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winners don't use drugs
January 6th, 2007
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sh*t sounds like kenny loggins
January 6th, 2007
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Dude I had flashbacks to when I was 12 at the roller rink. Fun fookin times.
January 6th, 2007
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April is teh hawt sexings.
January 6th, 2007
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Also 5s.
January 6th, 2007
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I loved that game.
January 6th, 2007
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5'd FOR PIZZA POWER!! THIS RULES YTMND
January 6th, 2007
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Like a flash movie!
January 6th, 2007
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OMGZ!!!! Why do u win so much!?!?
January 6th, 2007
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8:27 and still ahead of Telemarketer!
January 6th, 2007
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The April in the original series was hot.
January 6th, 2007
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Yeah, but it'll be behind telemarketer by the next update. Still #2 for the day so far, though.
January 6th, 2007
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The "Winners don't do drugs" line also appears in other intro's in other games like Metal Slug
January 6th, 2007
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So Seth Macfarlane is making YTMNDs now? 80s-early 90s nostaligia = instant fan base.
January 6th, 2007
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fived lol
January 6th, 2007
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is that nes or snes?
January 6th, 2007
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Arcade.
January 6th, 2007
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Oh hey guys! Look at this MAME ROM I found! I find it slightly amusing!
January 6th, 2007
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Pizza Power FTW
January 6th, 2007
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wow, great memories with that game
January 6th, 2007
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You obviously don't do drugs.
January 6th, 2007
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3'd for not using original music
January 6th, 2007
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Are you saying that isn't the original game music or that the music isn't original enough?
January 6th, 2007
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Pizza Power
January 6th, 2007
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Winners don't do drugs.
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Actually, most videogame intros I've seen of late had a bit more meaning than that. Not as annoying, either.
January 6th, 2007
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amazing
January 6th, 2007
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the tiled gif gives me seisures. move it to just one and it's 5
January 6th, 2007
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i could never understand what they were singing when this was in the arcade b/c it was always so loud in there. Until I got the rom, i was like wtf tadpoles? tiled gif giving me seizures ftw.
January 6th, 2007
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I always loved this intro.
January 6th, 2007
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i loved that game
January 6th, 2007
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HELL YEAH
January 6th, 2007
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January 6th, 2007
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should be centered for 5
January 6th, 2007
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awesome.
January 6th, 2007
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Basically the "Winners Don't Do Drugs" opening seals the deal.
January 6th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
January 6th, 2007
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Just great!
January 6th, 2007
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lol TMNT
January 6th, 2007
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Too much nostalgia for me to handle.
January 6th, 2007
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Wow this was like directly taken from it. Yet still amusing.
January 6th, 2007
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i remember actually not having to do drugs to win. god that sucked. gj!
January 6th, 2007
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f*ck yea
January 6th, 2007
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OH F*CK YES. 5'd.
January 6th, 2007
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How could an arcade game from 1991 support such good vocals?
January 6th, 2007
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I got epilepsy watching this, and I love it
January 6th, 2007
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he word gourmet just don't exist!
January 6th, 2007
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5 for arcade awesomeness instead of SNES lameness
January 6th, 2007
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Flopsy: the game had two-channel amplified stereo sound with 3 sound coprocessors: a Zilog Z80, a Yamaha YM2151, and a Konami 053260.
January 6th, 2007
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Hey how'd you make that gif? I've been looking for a program to do something like that with a rom, but haven't found anything.
January 6th, 2007
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lol
January 6th, 2007
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a2thab - F12, F12, F12, F12F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, F12, .....
January 6th, 2007
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January 6th, 2007
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F12 over and over? wow...
January 6th, 2007
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With sausage if you like!!!
January 6th, 2007
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Also c*cks.
January 6th, 2007
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I don't know about you, but the first time I play a game, I always watch the intro.
January 6th, 2007
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5'd for nostalgia
January 6th, 2007
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those scrolling letters hurt my eyes. +1 for the comment "Winners don't use drugs. They sell them."
January 6th, 2007
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I got your video game intro right here: http://onfiretankguy.ytmnd.com/ One of these days i need to finish it.
January 6th, 2007
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a2thab - it shows up in the snaps folder, and then you can use imageready to import the whole folder as a series of frames.
January 6th, 2007
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lol oh man i remember this game
January 6th, 2007
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5'd for excessive wasted SPRITE space.
January 6th, 2007
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"winners don't use drugs"
January 6th, 2007
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Methinks I remember this opening scene. PIZZA POWAH!!!!
January 6th, 2007
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Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. Winners don't use drugs. PSYCH!!!
January 6th, 2007
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I have this game. I was so f*cking excited about it coming out. then I beat it the first day I got it. Pretty disappointing.
January 6th, 2007
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It was sealed at the FBI intro, solely for the nostalgia factor but you went ahead and put in the whole intro. Good 4 U
January 6th, 2007
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PLEASE NINTENDO ADD THIS TO THE VIRTUAL CONSOLE LIBRARY
January 6th, 2007
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I have that game.
January 6th, 2007
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-2 for my computer strangely crashing during this YTMND O.o
January 6th, 2007
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10, 000 views today... wouldn't it be sweet if this beat out telemarketer.
January 6th, 2007
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PIZZA POWER!!!
January 6th, 2007
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wow that songs makes zero sense
January 6th, 2007
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A lettuce leaf and a carrot/Maybe a seed from the parrot
January 6th, 2007
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Bury my shell at wounded knee
January 6th, 2007
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pizza power makes us feel alright
January 6th, 2007
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BEST...GAME...EVER (I still have it....and play it)
January 6th, 2007
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You had me at hello.
January 6th, 2007
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Its funny how some of these youngsters keep thinking this song wasnt in the game--- (|||+___ ONCE AGAIN EVERYONE THIS SONG IS IN THE ARCADE VERSION!!!!___+|||)And believe it or not that song was that high of quality in the game. I think 75% of all the space they used for the game was music and sfx. Which might explain why the SNES version had a lot more levels than teh arcade version.
January 6th, 2007
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Oh sh*t, so other people are having freezing/crashing problems with this YTMND?!! I thought it was just my IE, Firefox, and Opera coincidentally all freezing and messing up on this YTMND.
January 6th, 2007
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Turtles in Time...one of the best side scrollers ever...5
January 7th, 2007
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smoothmedia, the song makes perfect sense. If I may, allow me to give a brief exegetical excursus: You see, in their unmutated state, the turtles lived in a terrarium with "chameleons, lizards and tadpoles" along with a parrot nearby, likely making their location a pet store; at this time, their gustatory universe consisted of lettuce, carrots, and the occasional seed; however, post-mutation, the turtles discover pizza (a "flying saucer food delight"), and they realize that they had been missing out on an
January 7th, 2007
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amazing food experience, thus leading to their lifelong love affair with pizza.
January 8th, 2007
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Amen, brutha!
January 8th, 2007
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i wish i was as cool as you. downvoted.i wish i was as cool as you. downvoted.
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Every aspect of the YTMND would earn you an Insta-5, so you get, by my calcualations........ Lemme see...... 5,239 fives!
February 2nd, 2007
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makes me cry
February 2nd, 2007
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Konami always had that kickass dac getup in like all their games. Still suprising to not see a Konami Entertainment System.
February 20th, 2007
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Winners don't beat hobos. Well...sometimes. I wish April O'neil was real and ninjas really did plot against us. Also I want to be able to switch my race and gender at will. My head hurts.
March 10th, 2007
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i never knew there was an arcade version
March 24th, 2007
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5'd because I wasn't even looking for something Turtles-related but I just saw the movie last night and it was awesome.
March 31st, 2007
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http://onistarwashere.ytmnd.com
April 7th, 2007
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"Winners don't use drugs!" Why don't arcade machines say that anymore?
July 14th, 2007
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Retro ftw.
August 30th, 2007
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Winners don't use drugs, but pro athletes, actors, musicians, and rich people do... oh wait.
October 30th, 2007
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i don't get it
December 17th, 2007
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They'd better put this game on XBLA one of these days...
May 5th, 2008
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"lawl" at the guy who bothered to downvote every comment
January 5th, 2014
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