Barack Obama Sells Everything To America
Created on: February 3rd, 2007
Barack Obama Sells Everything To America
Barack Obama has a great sales pitch. Anything you could ever want, provided by your government, FREE!* * - The next generation will pay for it

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February 3rd, 2007
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lol thats funny
February 3rd, 2007
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ROFL nice work.
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more like Iraq Osama. terrorist.
February 3rd, 2007
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Took quite a bit of editing to make his mouth movements appear to actually reflect the sound clip, somewhat. I didn't notice until I was done just how similar his hand motions are to Stan's in the classic YTMND this is based upon...
February 3rd, 2007
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February 3rd, 2007
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5! Gore Obama 2008
February 3rd, 2007
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XD
February 3rd, 2007
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nice
February 3rd, 2007
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hah
February 3rd, 2007
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He's also telling us some sort of secret message in sign language.
February 3rd, 2007
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MUSLIM!!
February 3rd, 2007
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"Gore had his chance, he's old hat now" - Gore had his chance, and he won the popular vote, and he's a much better candidate now than in 2000 having to explain for Clintons negatives and pretend to be something he's not. He's like Nixon '68 vs. '60. regardless, your site description cost you a 5 star vote, and yes for politics in this case. a bad political joke (espec. considering Bush has now spent more than even Kucinich could ever dream of for the next generations to pay) ruins a rare good one on YTMND
February 3rd, 2007
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vote deleted.
February 3rd, 2007
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(and yes, i can tell by your other sites you're not a Bush fan, you dont need to tell me)
February 3rd, 2007
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He forgot Poland.
February 3rd, 2007
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obama is awesome
February 3rd, 2007
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Obama FTW in 2008!
February 3rd, 2007
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Me Gusta!
February 3rd, 2007
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BHO!!!! 2008!
February 3rd, 2007
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wow Barack Obama; McCain 08
February 3rd, 2007
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lol silly democrats
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Obama should be president, but he's not a rich, white, male Christian, so he'll never win.
October 21st, 2008
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Yeah, he doesn't stand a chance.
February 3rd, 2007
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lmao. nice work doing the sync here
February 3rd, 2007
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I just looked up his voting record. His behavior inasfar as immigration legislation is very bizarre...
February 3rd, 2007
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FREE? you got to be kidding me.
February 3rd, 2007
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http://aquateenbostonforce.ytmnd.com/ and http://vandammevideo.ytmnd.com/ and http://bears-vs-colts.ytmnd.com/ view and rate them plz, thx
February 3rd, 2007
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Oh, and an increase in minimum wage. Which means fewer jobs, costlier goods, and- More taxes.
February 3rd, 2007
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...Every 27th voter will get a ball-peen hammer free!
February 3rd, 2007
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Gimme.
February 3rd, 2007
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lol, that is well done.
February 3rd, 2007
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very clever
February 3rd, 2007
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that's actually pretty good
February 3rd, 2007
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i'm glad hes selling power f*ckers and automatic circumsizers
February 3rd, 2007
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Unexpected quality.q
February 3rd, 2007
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ualuealuealeuale!
February 3rd, 2007
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I support that product and/or statement. But Stan flails his arms more. Not just his hands.
February 3rd, 2007
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Does Obama remind anyone else of that guy from the Boondocks?
February 3rd, 2007
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Good YTMND+ Good description= 5 & fav'd!
February 3rd, 2007
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5 for obama, -1 for the possibilty of starting a bad fad.
February 3rd, 2007
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He'd sell anything to America for a few points in the polls. I've never seen such a radical leftie convince themselves that they're "middle of the road" as much as he does.
February 3rd, 2007
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And funny description, btw.
February 3rd, 2007
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"Does Obama remind anyone else of that guy from the Boondocks?" Physically yes, mentally NO F*CKING WAY.
February 4th, 2007
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He forgot POLAND!!!!
February 4th, 2007
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You forgot to add in bullsh*t. Hell I would take him over Hillary though. If she gets elected I am leaving the country in a hot air balloon.
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5'd for Barack. Barack + 2008 = Win
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sh*t, i meant to click 5.
February 4th, 2007
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Barack Obama 2008: Household appliances to build a stronger America...?
February 4th, 2007
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lol ROFLWOFLZ, good one
February 4th, 2007
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5
February 4th, 2007
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thats good
February 4th, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
February 4th, 2007
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Pretty articulate for a black guy
February 4th, 2007
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"Oh, and an increase in minimum wage. Which means fewer jobs, costlier goods, and- More taxes." - if the average wage had raised in ratio with what the CEO's of companies make, the US minimum wage would currently be 16 dollars per hour. the average CEO makes 300-500 times what their workers make, which is way out of proportion from the rest of the world. also, if you actually look at states that have raised minimum wage, you'd see they actually made more jobs. the 'bad for the economy' line has no merit.It puts money back in peoples pockets and its proven the spend it. Inflation goes up anyways and what happens when the people dont have the money to buy the goods? A snowball effect where products are made and noone can afford him. Society crumbles. The end.
February 4th, 2007
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You have to look at the min. wage as this - if you are making the minimum wage, its telling you that your boss would pay you even less if they could. thats entirely the intent of anyone who would want to abolish it.
February 4th, 2007
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I agree with Sitsu on this one, and say that I for one will be voting for Comrade Obama.
February 4th, 2007
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Obamania! FYI- He's not Muslim.
February 4th, 2007
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is that sign language? also balls are showin
February 4th, 2007
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Holy SH*T, what's the name of that song!
February 4th, 2007
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dont get me wrong, capitalism is the best system there is of all the choices there are. however libertarians make the mistake of believing that corporations would regulate themselves without massive corruption that would essentially try to enslave the middle class. i'm not saying the government is all that trustworthy either, however you can vote in different governments, whereas you have no democratic say in what corporations do other than your dollar, And I hope constant mergers, buyouts, monopolies, outsourcing etc would teach people they dont really (nor do they have to) care about your best interest, and would work to lower the impact of that option. They're only responsible to their shareholders.
February 4th, 2007
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in conclusion: lol politics NEconimicsDM n*gg* stole my living wage captain jean luc badnarik uss LP. Doug Stanhope is still the man. if he had the libertarian leadership i'd vote for him just to hear Midget F*cking jokes during stump speeches.
February 4th, 2007
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I'm with Sitsu on everything except Stanhope. I can't vote on this site, your description is pure sh*t. This was 5worthy, now its sh*t and I may come back to downvote it later.
February 4th, 2007
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supah-fabio, the song is "Hardware Store" by Weird Al. I've clarified this in the Sound Origin notation for future curious souls...
February 4th, 2007
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JOHN EDWARDS
February 4th, 2007
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I'm no Bush fan either, as MasterSitsu noticed, see: oneofthesepresidents.ytmnd.com So to any of you that may be downvoting purely because you think you're hitting back at the other side: You missed...
February 4th, 2007
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He's too clean for me.
February 4th, 2007
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been talking to vrinfidel through PM about these issues. we disagree on certain things but he's certainly not stupid. he's certainly put thought into his own views and is very civil and well spoken about them. hats off to this guy.
February 4th, 2007
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(in other words, thanks for not being "lol bush is gay stupid repukeicans" or "demoCRATS are commize")
February 4th, 2007
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alright
February 4th, 2007
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Thanks vrinfidel! :)
February 4th, 2007
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lolz Shrub r ghey st00ped repukeicans && democRATS r 4 kommi3z There... par for the course, now ;)
February 4th, 2007
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"regardless, your site description cost you a 5 star vote, and yes for politics in this case. a bad political joke (espec. considering Bush has now spent more than even Kucinich could ever dream of for the next generations to pay) ruins a rare good one on YTMND" qft.
February 4th, 2007
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Republicans are stoopid LOLOLOLZ. Jk, although Dems ftw. However, I would sooner support McCain than Hillary (ew). Socialism is best I believe, as long as your government is somewhat pure. Businesses are just too greedy to control the economy. They are interested in what is good for business now, and what is good for THEIR business and f*ck the people and the future. Laissez Faire ftl.
February 4th, 2007
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That's the big problem, IV, the government of the United States is about as pure as the Love Canal in New York State in the 1950s
February 4th, 2007
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5 because he looks funny, im from UK so i dont really know anything about US government but u guys do get angry as sh*t at eachother for it. that goes the same with (football is better than rugby, soccer is boring, etc.) I dont like our leaders in the commons either. But i think america should get a rule in where u can just boot the leader out whenever u want and hold a vote for a new one.
February 4th, 2007
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i think McCain is a decent person, and by republican standards would be a good leader, however to get there its depressing to watch him sacrifice the 'maverick'ness by sucking up to jerry falwell, already flip flopping like crazy and otherwise doing everything he can to strengthen a base. in other words, he's becoming as fake as hillary is now. federal politics turns otherwise decent people into well, to quote Bill Hicks, liars and murderers. if Obama were elected (and hey i think he's likeable too) Eventually he'd have blood on his hands too. Maybe people like this are better off as mayors instead of ruining their lives in the big game. Or in Baracks' case, potentially assassinated? Does this seem possible to anyone else?
February 4th, 2007
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this thread has gone way longer than i expected without a full on flame war.
February 4th, 2007
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Nice.
February 4th, 2007
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here's your 5 back. you earned it back by being a respectable guy, and its good enough to need to stay on UAC>
February 4th, 2007
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I'd imagine a big reason he looks funny, Ragglefraggle, is because I made his head bounce around all silly ;)
February 4th, 2007
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I appreciate that MasterSitsu, so long as I earned it
February 4th, 2007
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Having a black president would raise our country's cool rating by roughly 300%. We'll finally get into the UN's parties.
February 4th, 2007
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Well, as it was put in a conversation between a friend of mine and I: Obama won't get elected 'cause he's black. So? There's just enough racists to keep him out of office. But black people will vote for him. Find me a black person who doesn't already vote democrat. I bet I can find you a lot of black people that don't vote at all. So, maybe he can bring out a lot of people that haven't voted in the past.
February 4th, 2007
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At first I was like.. Ok whatever. As the song's pace increased, It became funnier and suddenly I was quite mezmerised and amused. 4 +1 for awareness.
February 4th, 2007
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It's mesmerizing because it's based upon a combination of Weird Al's pace and word choice, the way we talk, and an optical illusion
February 4th, 2007
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haha topical
February 4th, 2007
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Obama FTW
February 4th, 2007
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February 4th, 2007
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Great!
February 4th, 2007
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capitalize "Everything" in the title. Excellent otherwise. he int kidn.
February 4th, 2007
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and by "he" I meant "I".
February 4th, 2007
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Hahaha.
February 4th, 2007
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Wow... would you look at all those promises...
February 4th, 2007
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lol wut!?
February 4th, 2007
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I guarantee you him and Hillary clinton will run together. The universe will pay.
February 4th, 2007
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Nice...5'd
February 4th, 2007
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You political opinion is clueless, but this is still an awesome ytmnd.
February 4th, 2007
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win!
February 4th, 2007
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And strangly enough, you could buy as many of these things for the people of America as you wanted, and it would still cost less than the war in Iraq. Zing!
February 4th, 2007
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Barack '08!
February 4th, 2007
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How about free health care?
February 4th, 2007
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How about free health care?
February 4th, 2007
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I would have 3'd it, but the addition of "the next generation will pay for it" clinched the 5, because Obama is a douchebag. LOST is a student project. The aim of LOST is to show how 7 million people connect to one another, and break the record for the game with the most players ever! ----------------------http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http://www.lost.eu/18c82 http
February 4th, 2007
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five for getting this to look so good in IE.
February 4th, 2007
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I'd consider voting for this guy. But why would I consider voting something other than 1 for this site?
February 4th, 2007
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"But black people will vote for him. Find me a black person who doesn't already vote democrat" - while the latter statement is generally true, i dont know if Barack would really bring out that many new voters based only on his race. there are already many who point out he didnt rise out of the streets, MLK i have a dream style. he's half black and from east Africa. its not the same story that some people want to hear. i personally dont give a sh*t - i'm just saying that opinion is out there, and i dont Know how much sway it has.
February 4th, 2007
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not really sure where i stand on this issue. i consider myself a libertarian... you should be allowed to do ANYTHING as long as it doesnt affect someone else negatively. as far as the economy goes, for a long time i've been very right wing, monetarist etc. though now im questioning my faith in corporations regulating themselves, because the corporation as an entity and a person has no social conscious or public interest, other than what makes them money. though i have i zero faith in govt too..so i dunno
February 4th, 2007
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as far as obama... seems very inspiring, and it would be a step in the right direction for the US to actually elect a non WASP as president. and yes, you guys would get to come to all the UN parties because of it lol. im not american, im from canada where we have our own issues haha... but ive heard nothing but good things about obama. maybe he, or any other leader than bush can take the US out of the spiraling fall its been put in, and give it the respect and power it once had.
February 4th, 2007
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this burning of bridges that has happened in the past 7 years has led to a lot of changes, vastly for the worse.. i hope SOMEONE can get it together and make things a little calmer across the world. cheers. voting 5 on principle
February 4th, 2007
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Obama 2008!
February 4th, 2007
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sh*tty citations
February 4th, 2007
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Very good.
February 4th, 2007
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i hear him say "Automatic circumcisers" lol ew
February 4th, 2007
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More like "Barack Obama Wishes he had a rubix cube"
February 4th, 2007
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̣
February 4th, 2007
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OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
February 4th, 2007
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That works so well 5'd
February 4th, 2007
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AUTOMATIC CIRCUMSIZERS !!!!!!!! HOLY SHIEZA
February 4th, 2007
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Politics? On ytmnd! 1 star
February 4th, 2007
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If Hussein Barack wins in 08' he will turn the Whitehouse into a mosque and sell America to the imams in Iran.
February 4th, 2007
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Excellent.
February 4th, 2007
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is wentoncha serious? man people are crazy. he's a christian (not that i exactly like that either, but thats par for the course with politicians). DERP he has the same name as that other guy DERP
February 4th, 2007
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Sitsu's been doing his homework. I'm glad that some brainpower is left in this engine of lulz we know as YTMND. 5 based entirely on political debate filled comment boxes.
February 4th, 2007
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Hard to be The Master, without the homework
February 4th, 2007
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Weird Al = pwn
February 4th, 2007
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Lulz. Man, I hate that guy though.
February 4th, 2007
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Welcum to the Bunghole!
February 4th, 2007
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you fabulous son of a bitch, i love you so much. have my babies
February 4th, 2007
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Hehehehe
February 4th, 2007
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OBAMA 08
February 4th, 2007
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he is not wearing a tie!!! IM NOT VOTING FOR THIS MAN!!!!
February 4th, 2007
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lol
February 4th, 2007
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Obama in 08. So when the next generation of kids look at a chart of our presidents, it's not just a list of people whose ancestors could have owned theirs
February 4th, 2007
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lol
February 4th, 2007
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lmao. Not necessary at all but still pretty funny.
February 4th, 2007
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lmao
February 4th, 2007
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lol, Joe Biden's 'foot-in-mouth' comment on Obama, that should be your next site
February 5th, 2007
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Currently, there aren't any candidates in this race that strongly appeal to my truly conservative beliefs (truly conservative meaning fiscally responsible, limited government, not allowing immigrants to waltz into the country, someone who's strong on defense and not afraid to use the military, stronger on a free economy, against welfare handouts, etc.) The closest right now is McCain, but he's all over the map on a variety of social issues that I personally disagree with. Great site and discussion, btw!
March 13th, 2007
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politics + ytmnd = 1 star for you lol
March 17th, 2007
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My YTMND was far more about a random TV personality bobbing his head around to a Weird Al song in a manner that resembled an older YTMND that I thought was clever many months ago. There was exponentially more politics in the discussion about the YTMND than in the YTMND itself. Besides, if politics + YTMND = 1 star, might wanna tell that to Max, because as I type this there are John McCain ads all over this site profile page...
March 17th, 2007
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In fact, it was so ironic to see those ads when I loaded up the page to comment, that I nearly made a YTMND of your comment superimposed over a screenshot of all those John McCain ads embedded in the page...
March 21st, 2007
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March 21st, 2007
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lol calm down. It it will make you stop crying I'll raise it to a 4 star, BUT NO 5 STAR
March 29th, 2007
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No lack of calmness or crying involved
March 29th, 2007
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no man, you were definately pissed
January 29th, 2008
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I'd like to see Samuel L. Jackson as his running mate, that way when he enevitably gets assasinated by some racist ytmnd'r he can be like, "yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in haell!"
March 31st, 2008
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I should have made this comment long, long ago... but to those of you that have/had problems with the tone of the site description because of the cost of the Iraq war etc: Two wrongs don't make a right. What are you really trying to say? "Well, well, well THEY spent a ton of money, too!" Attempting to find out who can financially destroy the United States the fastest--as if it's a pissing contest--isn't the proper role of our elected "leaders"...
July 27th, 2009
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woah, its crazy to think that this site was made 2 YEARS before he became president.
July 27th, 2009
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Time flies when you're having fun!
August 11th, 2010
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ROFL!
December 11th, 2013
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