HTPAT: A Proposal
Created on: February 8th, 2007
HTPAT: A Proposal
I've been taking much abuse because of this website. Accusations have ranged from view-hacking to being "un-YTMND-like", so, I give this proposal.

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February 8th, 2007
(1)
Never gonna happen.
October 15th, 2008
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this entire comment page is f*cking hilarious. "BAWWWW HE 'CAUSED' MY SOOPER SEKRET INTERNET KLIK TO GET FOUNDED OUT NOW PPL NO ABUOT YTMND AND ITS ALL HIZ FALT!!!1"
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Not a very good proposal. Max made it impossible to delete HoF sites
February 8th, 2007
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I am planning to give the site to Max, the only really way to delete it. Max can delete or do what he will as he is the owner.
February 8th, 2007
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I say redo the site to include pr0n
February 8th, 2007
(0)
you can't delete the site, neither can max.
February 8th, 2007
(1)
The thing is what exactly are you going to do once people donate $1880? Send max a PM saying "okay you can take my site now"? If we really do wait until people donate that amount then people will still be viewing HTPAT during that time and we'll still end up losing money.
February 8th, 2007
(-1)
red rocket
February 8th, 2007
(0)
@Ochobobo: Well donate more. We all know that Max can simply delete the site whenever he wants, but that's it. I am offering an alternative to that where the site benefits aswell.
February 8th, 2007
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February 8th, 2007
(0)
I'm glad that you appear to be thinking of the benefit of YTMND, but this proposal really does seem to go nowhere...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
-.-
February 8th, 2007
(0)
lol damages 1880 lolololololol
February 8th, 2007
(0)
O_o hope it does work, it is a bit of a ledgendary site though
February 8th, 2007
(-1)
Why should you give a sh*t about what these immature downvoters think? Whether they like it or not, it's a legendary site and can't be taken down. Don't listen to the people who downvote it just because it's popular.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
It's not your fault. Somebody put it up on StumbleUpon (Ive seen it twice on there), as well as blogs. $1800? Non-users should be getting pop ups or other ads. If enough people put "thumbs down" on StumbledUpon it should just go away.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Have you even googled the telemarketer? It's preety much spread out. Ochobobo is right as well.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Now I almost feel bad for you.
February 8th, 2007
(2)
So you touched her breast, huh?
February 8th, 2007
(1)
just shut up you piece of sh*t
February 8th, 2007
(1)
give max the site now, ass.
February 8th, 2007
(-1)
This wasn't funny at all, the music sucked and you didn't quote your sources. If you want some dirrection, check out this site http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ its been #1 for months!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Dude, delete it and play off the fame of doing something right. Redemption is a heroic attribute. Make it all angelic themed... or something. I dont know.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
I dont understand what the need for a proposal is. Yeah, we all hate this site by now, but whether max wants to get rid of it or not is up to max. "reparations" is total bullsh*t. If it's costing max excessive amounts of money, he'll do something about it. Who knows, maybe the hits it brings are good for ad revenue to keep the site going.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE
February 8th, 2007
(0)
needs better music. 2.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
So you just want to dangle this over our heads and never delete it?
February 8th, 2007
(1)
Get off your high horse, how about you give 1800 bucks to max and shut your mouth ya nasty scumbag.
February 8th, 2007
(2)
And your still an ass. Go die in a fire.
February 8th, 2007
(1)
Just edit the YTMND to GOATSE instead. Until then, I hope you get AIDS.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Why the hell would I want to pay back anyone for this crap? "I made this lame website, so pay me for it, and I will take it down" Hell, wouldn't taking it down refund the money anyway? Why don't you go the extra mile and take it down, donate $100 to Blue Ball Machine, and we will call this a $1780 mark in history?
February 8th, 2007
(0)
thought about it, didn't work for me
February 8th, 2007
(0)
How about you pay it back, dick. Since it was your fault and all.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Also Doom Music
February 8th, 2007
(0)
why doesn't everyone stop viewing the other site Retarded ytmnder "duh, i wonder how we get rid of this site, oh i know insted of ignoring it and letting it go away on its own, we should view it every day amd spam it, wow we are so smart" and you know what i said is true
February 8th, 2007
(1)
so the way to take that sh*t down is to make another YTMND to get more views... and now your asking us to pay for something you caused in the first place... heck I havent washed my car in over 2 weeks so the only way im gonna get it washed is when someone else pays for it XD... pay for it yourself, im just gonna ignore it now and hopefully find some good YTMND's instead of this sh*t
February 8th, 2007
(1)
forgot to vote 1
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Here's my thought: I made similar sites, where I took someone's work and put it up on YTMND without any additional "funny" added to it. They were mostly excercises in GIF synchronization: http://colbertword.ytmnd.com/ and notgetasskickedbypolice.ytmnd.com . They got semi-popular, and I have always wanted to delete them, but I didn't like the idea of deleting something people liked. Now I don't care: Telemarketer makes me ashamed to have them. BALEETED!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
You never responded to my message I sent you titled, "PLEASE READ! I got an idea that DOESN'T involve you dying!" It was a very interesting proposal, and if you would be so kind as to re-read it, you may like the idea!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
i think its a swell idea
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Not gonna work. I say to just downvote the other site and mark it NWS
February 8th, 2007
(0)
In my opinion, you are not legendary, nor is the site anything more than an exceptional nuisance. You have something every YTMNDer wants and few deserve: fame. Now take that fame and crap all over your audience. I am thinking ear-rape, Poland and 3500Hz square wave style, with a picture of a known YTMNDer wearing his wife's bra and holding a shoe over his head. THEN I will donate!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
**************************ACTUALLY************************** I'm going to post the entire message I sent to you here so others can read it! ************************************************************
February 8th, 2007
(0)
**Hey dude, I'm sure you know what this is about, but I got an idea that's not calling for your physical harm or anything of the sort. I respect the fact that you have created a ytmnd as popular as yours is, but I must agree with the numerous people who believe it is unfortunate (for lack of a better word) that it is going as far as it has. Yes, the site is funny, but it's not legendary like the ytmnd's it's soon to pass and has already passed. I have a proposition, which you may have already heard or not,
February 8th, 2007
(0)
**so please hear me out! I think it would be best if you reposted the exact same site with a different url so that it would start fresh as just a regular ytmnd. Perhaps you could explain in that new site why you are reposting. As for the current one, why not change it to say, "Due to the hundreds of thousands of hits to this site, it has been moved to here: (the new url) Due to the nature of www.ytmnd.com (You're the man now dog!) we the users of the site ask you to make yourself familiar with the
February 8th, 2007
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**origional ytmnd found here: http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ Thank you." Something like that would be great and would please a lot of people. If you did something like that you could do it in any way you please, but I think there are many benefits for both ytmnd and yourself.
February 8th, 2007
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** 1. You continue to have the site with 2 million+ (and growing) views. 2. The rating of the site may increase. (I would change my vote to a 5, and if you wished, would go on a campaign to get others to change their vote back to a 5) 3. The general negative feeling about you would be lifted, and in some eyes you may become a hero. 4. The origional ytmnd would be viewed more often and consequently appreciated by more people. 5. Your new site, more than likely downvoted initially, would soon be understood
February 8th, 2007
(0)
**and admired. If you explain the reasoning behind the repost, I'm sure there will be people sane enough to appreciate the gesture. 6. Your new site would gain an enormous amount of views as well. As soon as the websites linking to HTPATM realize it has been changed, many may try to link to the new one, but will most likely not notice. 7. Well... you get the idea. So please, consider this option. I believe it would be a most epic maneuver on your part!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
F*ck Max. F*ck what he owes. It's his idea, let him worry about it. You stuck to the simple rules of, "Picture, Sound and Text". Picture....of the text, and the sound. That is a YTMND at it's core. You're getting page views.....big deal. People are hating on you because you're number one. Let Max delete it and show everyone how facist he is.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
**and admired. If you explain the reasoning behind the repost, I'm sure there will be people sane enough to appreciate the gesture. 6. Your new site would gain an enormous amount of views as well. As soon as the websites linking to HTPATM realize it has been changed, many may try to link to the new one, but will most likely not notice. 7. Well... you get the idea. So please, consider this option. I believe it would be a most epic maneuver on your part!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Umm... Are you saying the YTMND community should pay money for the damage your YTMND has caused? My suggestion: resubmit under different name, then change the original to something else. I believe that the YTMND is viewhacked, but not by you. So by taking away this one, and instead adding the resubmitted one to the HoF, HTPAT will recieve a state of controversial heroism. Or try to arrange something with max, something like make it only viewable through HoF and no longer make it show up in the other lists.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
^^ sorry for the repost at the end there!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
People dont encourage this guy, if he gave a damn about max's bandwidth costs you think he would be posting this? No, he wouldve just changed the image/sound and let the original die. This is all a big stunt to clear whatever conscience he has.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
or a way for him to lol at the community a bit more. Why max hasnt taken action on his own yet is beyond me. HTPAT brings absolutely 0 to the site, and pulls money and resources away because of ebaum style comedy that 70 year old grandmothers enjoy. And the best part is..you recognize it, and honestly dont give a sh*t.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
lol bitter ytmnd f*ggots, who cares how many views he gets
February 8th, 2007
(0)
An interesting proposal. But one I don't feel will fly. Here's what I can tell you bud. Stand your ground. You created this site. I hate the site myself, and I'm not alone. But you have the freedom to keep the site around until a superior says that can no longer be the case. Forgive me if I do not know the whole story, but as it sounds to me Max is not upset with this site. I mean hell it's been HOF'd right?
February 8th, 2007
(0)
The only place I myself heard the $1800 figure was an email Max sent to Mr. Mabe for the free advertising he recieved while his clip has been "hosted" on YTMND. But personally, if I were you, I would not even think about dropping this site unless Max pried it out of your cold, dead hands. The site may not be funny in many's opinion, but yes, it is legendary. There has been no other to achieve such amount of views in such a short time, or ever for that matter.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Consider it one of Saddam's mansions. Sure many people view it for it's evil side. But does that mean it's not historic? Does that mean that, despite it epic role in the world, it should be torn down? This is, in my honest opinion, a historic site. (lol pun)
February 8th, 2007
(0)
how bout you delete this site you little sh*t so we can all get on with our lives and while your at it, pay full for annoying each of us every single f*ckin day!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
damn, you're smart
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Where does he say this site has caused him $1800 Bucks?
February 8th, 2007
(0)
I agree with gr33nscr33n. Your proposal is childish. Your crying over spilt milk and you expect us to clean it up?
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Ledford: http://www.ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=57
February 8th, 2007
(0)
hay guyz I f*cked ytmnd over now its UP TO EVERYONE BUT ME TO BAND TOGETHER AND FIX IT. you're the real thing man.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
i think sphonix is max and this is a proposal to get him more $$$$$ WHAT A JEW!!!!!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
I thought YTMND was a 'no drama' zone?
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Shameful proposal. You can't delete it anyway, it's HOF'd. So either a scam for more views or ignorance.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Wow, I am honestly disgusted. Here you have a chance to make good and simply delete the site yourself, but instead you choose to hold the site for ransom. That you honestly thought people would donate actual money, let alone $1800, to one of the most hated sites in YTMND's history is so ridiculous and illogical that it borders on being offensive. If I saw you in person I would smash your face in with a tire iron.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
^Welcome to YTMND
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Sorry thieves, late post- Aimed at vaqas
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Better idea: Change it to a square wave.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
This isn't a big deal. Only a few little turds, obsessed ytmnders with no lives are upset over your site. Screw them.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
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February 8th, 2007
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k here's 40 bucks!
February 8th, 2007
(-1)
hopefully my pay pal works..... i've never done this before
February 8th, 2007
(-1)
^k.... you people don't understand, sphonix can't delete the site. it's in the hall of fame
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Nice idea. :D
February 8th, 2007
(1)
how about u pay it f*g
February 8th, 2007
(0)
well.......... i paid $40 USD to max@ytmnd.com for site#711107-176040 about 20 min. ago and i have the reciept...... SO WHERE THE F*CK IS MY NAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
February 8th, 2007
(-1)
I'll give you a dollar.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
unreasonable proposal....
February 8th, 2007
(0)
this is too bad i love this site....it is always one of the most viewed...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
^christ, i hope you're kidding
February 8th, 2007
(0)
why is the site costing max more money then any other site? sure it has lots of views, but if the users wernt viewing it then wouldnt they just be viewing another site? I say u just delete the stupid site, it was never funny to begin with.......
February 8th, 2007
(1)
You made it, you pay for it. You loose good day sir.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Good thought, but i doubt it will fly. Just turn it over to max and you might get at least some respect out of it.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
you forgot poland
February 8th, 2007
(1)
n*gg*rs
February 8th, 2007
(2)
You n*gg*rf*ggot!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
I strongly agree.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
how about you reimburse max the money
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Mmmm...itll fail, hard and fast. The blame falls on you, like it or not. And do not complain, people, that the site cannot be deleted now that it is in the hall of fame, because its not like the site gained 4 million views in half an hour, here. Vote withheld.
February 8th, 2007
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Don't. The people complaining are all morons, so don't give in to them.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
what kind of fees? is max complaining? whatever. i don't really care about it anyway. seeing the webpage title as #1 everyday is an eye sore, but hey, i'm dealing with it. = P
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Delete the f*cking thing already! The only people seeing this are *ssh*les who send "OMG DIS SO FUNNI!!" forwards. Get rid of this site.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
That makes no sense whatsoever. Why should people pay for the fact that this got linked everywhere? Max said he is going to delete it anyway.
February 8th, 2007
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You all suggest me paying the $1880, but I will not pay anything cause I have not done anything that I believe has damaged the site. The challenge is on the community who hates my YTMND (a large community) to donate and prove how I am ruining the site, and that their downvote's and accusations are not out of jealousy but because they cared for YTMND. I'm offering a choice to the community, and to Max which benefits everyone except me if you all follow through. At a dollar each you would EASILY pay the 1880.
February 8th, 2007
(1)
Comeon, guy, it IS a fair proposal. Not this guys fault that people get a kick out of prank phone calls.
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One: I'd donate to get rid of that stupid piece of crap, but I have no money to spare. Two: I still think you didn't get all those views by honest means. Three: You still suck.
February 8th, 2007
(1)
You have the power to end it now. Do it.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
max got thousands of visitors from it, so $1880 is like the price he paid for all the advertising he got from this site.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
the challenge is for you to just shut up and go away. WILL IT HAPPEN???!?!?!?!?!??!?!
February 8th, 2007
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I agree with max. That site is obviously bugged. Having the site on YTMND should not cost max anything. Puting some joke radio show link with the text did not do it for me. Just ebaumed up this site which btw, is being flushed with bullsh*t posts and average-not-funny-sh*t. thanks, but no thanks.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
you'd have gotten farther by soliciting 1880 hand jobs.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
I'm sure max would say: "If this site is above 4 stars after 72 hours, you can keep HTPAT. Failure=Site deleted" But either way this proposal wont work.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
How about instead of deletion, you change it to a pr0n site.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
What you should have done is keep changing the domain name, the title, and not used any meta words so that you could keep the content up but not risk so much traffic.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
So now it's a CHALLENGE? You're full of it.
February 8th, 2007
(1)
JUST GET THE F*CK OFF THE WEBSITE AND SHUT THE F*CK UP
February 8th, 2007
(1)
youre a douche. gtfo
February 8th, 2007
(0)
People are just jealous. There are people who downvote the hell out of other people's sites just for giving it a five. Yeah, it's a funny site. Should it been as popular as it was? Maybe not. Still, it's just a website. I say, ignore the haters, move on with life. If it bothers you that it costs Max so much, take it down. Otherwise, no one should care THIS much about the internet.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Its amazing how a a single line of text on a list of 10 sites could cause people so much stress.
February 8th, 2007
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DONT GIVE IN MAN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE HATERS
February 8th, 2007
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PEOPLE ARE JUST JEALOUS IS RIGHT
February 8th, 2007
(0)
poor you:(
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Whats for lunch?
February 8th, 2007
(1)
how about you just DELETE THE SITE YOU STUPID F*CKER? God you're a f*cking *ssh*le.
February 8th, 2007
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You CAN just edit the site to something retarded so people wont view it or DELETE IT, and yet you decide to be a DICK and be like "OHH JUST DONATE WHILE MY SITE IS KILLING MORE F*CKING MONEY AND SO IT GETS +++TOP SPONSORED AND GETS MORE VIEWS. Just SHUT THE F*CK UP AND DELETE THE SITE
February 8th, 2007
(1)
F*ck you! you stupid f*ggot!
February 8th, 2007
(0)
I'd like to give you a 5 but at the same time this is a f*cking stupid idea.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Needs moar Wryyyyy, Thwomp, PSP, Zaza, Metal Gear Solid, Kids go crazy for Brian Peppers, bell peppers, Meth, Hurricane, YTMNLSD, CRAPTMND, Downvoter, OBEY, YesYes, IPod, Carmen Sandiego, Lazytown, Stephanie and that damn Cake Song, Abandoned, Cuppycake, Wii, Hammer Time, Emo and MySpace Suicide, Blur, Shirt, Age 9, Duel, Summon, Picard Song and the Line that Must Be Drawn Here, Cyberman, GAYTMND, Leeroy Jenkins, Therapy, Kirk Douglas, Lol internet, Ualuealuealeuale, The 4th Corner multiverse...
February 8th, 2007
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...Calvin and Hobbes, Wikipedia Vandalism, Obi-Wan hates, Dew Army, Row, GoogleFight, Truth, Lounge, People whose Facial Expressions don't change, Roflcopter, Cloudsong, Waldo, WHAT THE F BOMB, Patrick Duffy, Chocolate, Mad Dad, EON8, Asiacopter, Space Jam, Howard Dean, HISTORYTMND, Michael Moore, N*gg* Stole My Bike!, Unfunny Truth, Medieval, Holy crap, George Costanza, You lose! Good day sir!, Cursor, Tighten Up the Graphics, Great Moments, Bill Stickers, Scientology Sucks (with Tom Cruise)...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
...Bill Cosby and the Pokeymons, Chunk is Indestructible, Mario Kart, Everyone has AIDS, Don't Stop Me Now, Super Mario World ending, Hobo-Cruise, Steve Irwin, Bananaphone, Extended Cut, George Zimmer, For the last time, XP, The Ultimate Bedside Surprise, Ninja works it, Nooo!, Move Bitch, People seeing so much beauty, Nintendo 64 kid, My Heritage, You Spin Me Round (did you see me strafing?), X Gon' Giv It To Ya, Black kid, Fail, Champion, Emo oranges, McFly stole, Vote2win.de, Break my Stride...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
...Now you're a manny man, Nickelodeon, ROFL-, Spoiler, Ted Stevens, Megaman Villains who didn't make the final cut, Bel-Air'd, Tomahawk, Salute, ‘ Revoluciσn !, Horny, Snoop Dawg, People having their souls eaten, Blue Ball machine, Mystery Song, Michael Richards, Tra-la-la, Comments from Oogie Boogie, Best Day Ever, Darth Vader Sings!, Giggity Giggity, Milton's stapler, People Addressing Congress, Ridin' Spinnaz, Stan, Everything In Something's Path Being Destroyed, Supercat, YLMTIOTOCYTSTWOTDADSFSE...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
...Britney Spears, Lamb Chop, Chuck Norris, Horsedick, Pluto, Gay Fuel, Rave, In Soviet Russia Things Happen You!, Butt racing, Soylent Green, Sonic Says..., He-Man sees, Bebubebududeh, Dick Cheney, You shall not pass!, Vegeta, Nelson is an artist, Black People, Seizes Control, Misinterpretation, Shoe on Head, O RLY?, Bill Nye, Hey Bob, Chat, Barrel Roll, Muhammad Hassan, Link finds, Racialism, Tennis Man, But I poop from there, Zinedine Zidane, It's Behind, G-man, Wonderful Time, EBaum, Mario Paint...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
...Esc, Strokin', Nothing Moves The Blob, Brick Killed, YTMND pwns Jeopardy!, Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, Mine, Can't stop the rock, Gets down, F*ckfish, Face Melter, Future Conan, Moskau, Lee Kaplan, Uber Hax, Sailor Moon, Power Rangers, Playstation 3, It's a Trap!, PETA, Stares into your soul, Safety Not Guaranteed, The More You Know, Drew Pickles, Red Leader, Doh, You didn't say the magic word, MacGyver, King, Olmec, Hypnotic Hands, ONE WEAKNESS!, When Spongebob Meets, Epic Maneuver, Kirby sees...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
...Bingo, Technologic, Pitching, Interpretation, Secret Nazi, Die Motherf*ckers, 1920's, Subliminal messages, Lex Luthor, Everything's ungodly!, What is Love!?, A Dramatic Reading, Hey dude, Razor Gator, Newcomer, Fish biscuit, Chocolate New Orleans, Conan is stuff, TIGER Handheld ,Snakes on a Plane, Mike Done, Boyorgee ,Solar Yak, Katamari Damacy, Teksoqp, KHAN!, No Class, Choke, Elvis, Sega, Jesus, Kirby explains it all, Gravity cat, CATCH THAT MAN!, PTKFGS, Jareth, All Your Base, Oh Snap!, In ur stuff...
February 8th, 2007
(0)
BOOM Headshot!, A-ha, NEDM, Party, United States of Whatever, Dr. Zaius, Bah!, Hoveround, Haley, Ridin' Dirty, VinnyWeapons and Crazy Telemarketer Call. Then we'll see about a 5.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ransom .
February 8th, 2007
(0)
Oh, damn, I forgot Poland.
February 8th, 2007
(0)
f*gort
February 8th, 2007
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YOU DID THE F*CKING DAMAGE WHY DON'T YOU DISH OUT THE F*CKING MONEY!
February 8th, 2007
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$1880 is never going to happen. i doubt it will even reach $100. nobody wants to donate to a site they hate. not enough people can donate either. saying if 1880 people donates $1 sounds good on paper but i dont think there are even 1880 users who have even donated before. if i could donate i still wouldnt out of my hate for the site. donating to something you hate is just...doesnt feel right. i kind of like the idea but its not going to happen.
February 8th, 2007
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How about you just delete the site already and shut up, you f*cking wanna-be extortionist?
February 8th, 2007
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i dont get it who cares!?
February 8th, 2007
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How about no, f*g!
February 8th, 2007
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Massive conspiracy?
February 8th, 2007
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Just change the sound and the image do something complety different.
February 8th, 2007
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Isnt amazingly obvous that a majority hates you? Good luck dishing out those $$$$
February 8th, 2007
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F*ck you and die in a fire you worthless sh*t. You just want more e-fame, f*ggot. Now, if you really "cared" you'd have followed my advice I gave you when you made a thread on /b/ bitching about TEH MEEN PPL . You could have turned this into an awesome troll but you're too wrapped up in yourself to think about anything else. If you seriously think anyone will donate to your YTMND you must be retarded. Someone brute force this guys ytmnd account password plox.
February 8th, 2007
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Fine I admit it. I keep looking at the site 9,999,999 times a day. XD
February 8th, 2007
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trying to steal our money eh? Well screw you and your stupid site
February 8th, 2007
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f*ggot
February 8th, 2007
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no one wants to give your sh*t sites money.
February 8th, 2007
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This ytmnd sucks. Please steal sound like you did before, then maybe it wouldnt
February 8th, 2007
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Scratch that. It sucks anyways.
February 8th, 2007
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0 donations after 1,300 views
February 8th, 2007
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or... DELETE THE F-CKING SITE YOU DOUCHE
February 8th, 2007
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OH wait, thank you chav-slayer for clearing that up, i didnt know you cant delete a hall of fame site. oh well, MAX GET RID OF THIS SITE NOW! YOU HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER!
February 8th, 2007
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max doesnt need your permission to take the site down. If you wanted to delete the site, he would have. If you wanted to delete the site... you can't since its a HoF site. So, you can propose all you want, but the the site's not going anywhere.
February 8th, 2007
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This whole just gets gayer as time goes on
February 8th, 2007
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^ *this whole thing just gets gayer as time goes on
February 8th, 2007
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DELETE YOUR F*CKING SITE
February 8th, 2007
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Why should we pay? We didnt do anything. I dont know why Max would just delete the damn site or bann you. He told you to get rid of it and you jst say no? And you are making us pay?
February 8th, 2007
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February 8th, 2007
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Sphonix, no one likes you.
February 8th, 2007
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Description: I've been taking much abuse because of this website. Accusations have ranged from view-hacking to being "un-YTMND-like", so, I give this proposal. LOL
February 8th, 2007
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no one knows who you are you talentless assclown
February 8th, 2007
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just redo the site with something better representing the real ytmnd... so the outsiders, who click on the blogs, forums etc. links will find some epic surprise groundhogmabe.ytmnd.com would be a good start
February 8th, 2007
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are you f*cking kidding me? you want us to pay for the damage you costed ytmnd?
February 8th, 2007
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You should have listened to people for the last 3-4 months...now you should pay for your ignorance.
February 8th, 2007
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You must really enjoy being retarded.
February 8th, 2007
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So basically with this proposal you want us to fix YOUR mistake? Not going to happen. You caused it and you should be banned or made to pay.
February 8th, 2007
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Man, I had respect for you until this. You cave in to the pressure of a bunch of whiny 14 year old pussies who cry over a f*cking website? F*CK YOU! And I'm not impressed with your complete failure in EXPLAINING why this site cost Max money (yeah right) before you ask us to pony up our hard earned (in most ppls case here...their mom's hard earned) cash. WTF! Change the site back to what it was, STFU, and carry on. (the original pwns btw)
February 8th, 2007
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"I am planning to give the site to Max, the only really way to delete it." ....... Umm, the site's his bro. I understand what you are saying and I think it's nice for you to say "It's ok by me to delete it" but I'm sure he's considered deleting it, and he doesn't need your permission... As far as the pricks that flame, let them flame. What you did is a good thing, you brought ytmnd traffic. If max couldn't handle it, he would take the site down, because he can do that.
February 8th, 2007
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I understand that everyone's tired of seeing at the top10 every single day, I am too. But that's a good thing. More brains = more creativity = more funny CLEVER stuff (NOT FADS, although I have no problem with them at all, and aren't saying they aren't clever, most of the stuff without fads IS clever) IF MAX THINKS THE SITE IS HURTING YTMND, I VOTE LET HIM TAKE IT DOWN.
February 8th, 2007
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I say just let HTPAT die. Unless you really ARE viewhacking it, in which case GTFO, your not getting one red cent from me.
February 8th, 2007
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idiot is sphonix
February 8th, 2007
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^^ cyclonus is a flaming tard, but he does have a point. Just disregard all of the swearing.
February 8th, 2007
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"Are you f*cking kidding me? you want us to pay for the damage you costed ytmnd?"..... Yes, more users to YTMND is damage.... moron.
February 8th, 2007
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*********************************SPHONIX READ THIS NON-FLAME*************************************** Please do not take ANY action. DO NOT DELETE THE ORIGINAL SITE OR CHANGE THE GIF. IGNORE THE FLAMING MORONS THAT BLAME YOU. LET MAX DECIDE WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN, HE IS THE BOSS, NOT THESE FLAMING 12 YEAR OLDS ********************************************************************************
February 8th, 2007
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Goatse it. that always works.
February 8th, 2007
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How is attracting traffic to your website damages?? Why have the website up if you dont want people to visit it. This is *ss backwards, if you wanna delete the site delete it.
February 8th, 2007
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The reason this site is still number 1 is because it's been LINKED all over the f*cking English speaking world. Some joe blow site has it linked and is getting hits. Could Max possible change the URL so that all those links will be dead. That way the only site to have it is the YTMND and it has to start dieing..
February 8th, 2007
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Who do you think you're kidding? Quit trying to be so "noble" by saying that the fate of your YTMND lies in our hands (or wallets). It lies in YOUR hands. If you *really* gave a crap about what the YTMND community wanted, you'd change your page into something lame(r), if only red X for a picture and no sound or text. Get off your high horse, retire your air of false piety, and do something worthwhile.
February 8th, 2007
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LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2007
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Who's site are we supposed to donate to? Yours? We're supposed to support your piece of sh*t site MORE? You already have 100,000 views a day, you want $1880 in sponsorship, too? How is that fair to YTMND at all? It isn't. I care about this website, you, however are a whore.
February 8th, 2007
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just get rid of it
February 8th, 2007
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Alright so first you make a simple site which takes no skill (I'm also guilty of this, but atleast I dont exploit it) and add an image with text, probably send it to various sites for viewing or View-Hacking the site itself, then ransom YTMND for it? You need to die, sir.
February 8th, 2007
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He's claiming it's cost him money? What? like 5 million hits in several months does nothing for his ad revenue? Isn't advertising sold on a "per impression" basis- the price of which directly proportionate to the amount of viewers? Im confused.
February 8th, 2007
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February 8th, 2007
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OMG DRAMA
February 8th, 2007
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f*ck yo couch n*gg*, f*ck yo couch...
February 8th, 2007
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Your mess. If you want to redeem your site, donate $1880 yourself.
February 8th, 2007
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NO SOUND, NO VOTE.
February 8th, 2007
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I WILL DONATE 1880$ TO THE TELEMARKETER SITE YOU CHANGE ITS IMAGE TO GOATSE
February 8th, 2007
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I'm not paying to see some sh*t site go down. I say we redirect HTPAT to meatspin.
February 8th, 2007
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You suck you dumbass
February 8th, 2007
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According to scientists of physics, socks don't actually disappear - they are misplaced.
February 8th, 2007
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Shh...do you hear that? It's the sound of a angry mob! And niosis,you can also suck sphonix c*ck. Also,this isn't even a ytmnd so:NO FIVE FOR YOU!β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ &#96
February 8th, 2007
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The only reason I hate telemarketer is because the comment page crashed my browser. That's it. It's the only reason. Frenchbreadpizza is totally right, it is your site and you get to keep it if you want to. Just be aware that people will a) Hate it because hating it is in b) Hate it because it's knocking other, worthier sites off top viewed c)Hate it because the comment page crashed their browser. So.
February 8th, 2007
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shut up and die you ass.
February 8th, 2007
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You sick F*ck. You cost max money, then want to make us pay for it? Who the hell was your kindergarten teacher? Satan? Yes, Max can delete the site at any time, but he's being the bigger man and letting you keep it for now. You LOSE!!! Go do the world a favor and taste a shotgun. Or redirect this URL to any GOATSE image. (i will donate $1000)
February 8th, 2007
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Go freaking die in a hole....
February 8th, 2007
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I bet you're first chair meat flute in your school band!
February 8th, 2007
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It was a bitch move to change the regular sites name, and thus get clicks from people thinking it was something other than the original site.
February 8th, 2007
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I fought you before over this in the comment section, and I even sent you a PM to you calling you out to prove your innocence to your accusers. You failed to do that, and you ignore the fact that the original HTPAT, corrupted by you or not, is nonetheless corrupted. Perhaps it may be linked all over the net, but I can't honestly believe that it was viewed a legal amount of times. As it led up to topping BBM, it was getting 100k views a day, and dropped quickly down to 30k afterwards. Suspicious.
February 8th, 2007
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Your logic is so flawed I don't know where to start.
February 8th, 2007
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Moreover, you have the gall to call the YTMND community out to donate to a site that is doomed to be deleted. The least you could have done was suggest that we donate to the original you'rethemannowdog.com site that started Max's creation. You hold the site in your hands as thought we owe you something, when you are the two-faced harlequin that is no doubt laughing as we watch with awed faces. There is no alternative to your act of so-called generosity, or the use of force?
February 8th, 2007
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Ultimately, it was Max's decision to keep the site from being deleted. As I see it, Sphonix wanted to get rid of the site long before any damages were done, but couldn't once it became locked. Now who's liable? The person who created a site with no way to predict that $1880 worth of damage would take place- or the person who forced it to stay up despite all the drama?
February 8th, 2007
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Why not just hand the site over to Max without making such proposals that seem preposterous to the average YTMND voter. I joined the petition to have your original creation removed, and I stand by my claim that your site was boosted through the ranks with corruptive means, namely viewhacking. I call you out yet again to take the stage and make yourself a legend in the eyes of the community by simply sacrificing the site without any of your devilish piety. Thank you, and good night.
February 8th, 2007
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just delete the f*cking site, you greedy jew. "pay me for my mistake" ah f*ck you and your dirty money wanting yamaka. You can chose to discuss this in my office,Sphonix. It's the office with the sign "oven" above the door, don't mind the flames, they are just there for decoration.
February 8th, 2007
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f*ck you
February 8th, 2007
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your a f*cking life ruiner!
February 8th, 2007
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Two words. MEAT FLUTE. www.sphonixisgay.ytmnd.com
February 8th, 2007
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because tommabe13@aol.com couldn't possibly be anyone but tom mabe.
February 8th, 2007
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To put it on our shoulders is unreasonable. I don't know who leaked the site to whatever web sites and blogs, but thats what bothers me, because thats not what ytmnd is all about, in my opinion. I think ytmnd is a by us, for us kinda thing where users of this community get to view, share, laugh, and downvote each others ytmnd's without spreading them all over the net and costing max thousands. The site is yours, so to prevent further damages you should take initiative and delete the site.
February 8th, 2007
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why do you all care?? just let it be.... all we have to do is look at it at the top of the most viewed..... Personally, I don't even see it anymore.... whatever is #2 is #1 in my book....
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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You can Delete the site, You created it, DELETE it for the Sake of ytmnd
February 8th, 2007
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HEY YOU JEW BASTARD JUST DELETE THE SH*T YOU STUPID F*CK.
February 8th, 2007
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OR ATLEAST CHANGE IT INTO SOMETHING THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. EVERY THINK ABOUT THAT?! WOW, MUST'VE NEVER STRUCK YOUR MIND.
February 8th, 2007
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shut up, why would I waste my money donating to a site that I hate? delete the f*cking site.
February 8th, 2007
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Ill stop abusing you. Sorry. So wait, you want $1800 now? Forget what I just said. F*ck you.
February 8th, 2007
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Sphonix your a f*ggot. Why don't you take you gay telemarketer site to ebaum's world or something. This sh*t was never even funny, it also involved no skill. All you f*cking did was go around to a bunch of blogs and posted that sh*t site of yours. What kind of f*ggot listens to the Bob and Tom show anyway?
February 8th, 2007
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Sphonix - You're destroying your "reputation." You can end this all now, but you're too f*cking egotistic. "MY HOWTOPRANKATELEMARKTER YTMND IS SO COOL!!11" Wtf? No it ain't. It's a piece of sh*t and thousands of people agree. Just delete this sh*t before someone traces your IP, goes to your house and kills you. People take the internets seriously, douche bag.
February 8th, 2007
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user amount gr33nscr33n $6.66 This site will go to hell. Sphonix will go to hell. I'm bored. /flameflameflame!!!
February 8th, 2007
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LOL REPARATIONS
February 8th, 2007
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lol only one person donated
February 8th, 2007
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You're a ****ing retard. GTFO
February 8th, 2007
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Dude, screw everyone. Keep the site up. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this site. People are just pissed because they didn't find it first.
February 8th, 2007
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take this sh*t down you f*cking f*ggot. I've always hated your piece of sh*t site since you made it. You're a dirty low down sack of sh*t and the most infamous content stealer on ytmnd. GET THE F*CK OFF OF HERE, YOU DESERVED TO BE BANNED JUST FOR THE WORST YTMND IN EXISTANCE. F*CK I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2007
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Snadzies, You're a f*cking stupid *ss ytmnder, his miserable pile of sh*t site doesn't deserve the place it has. GET OFF OF HERE YOU F*GGOT.
February 8th, 2007
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Yeah, donate to your site so it gets into the "sponsored" YTMND pile and keep it THERE for months too? STFU and just delete the damn site. It's your fault it's costing that much anyway f*g, with your viewhacks and googlebombs. Thanks for nothing, ass.
February 8th, 2007
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Jus delete the site please! forget all the donations, how bout NO ONE pays the money, just DELETE
February 8th, 2007
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Why do we have to pay $1800 when you're the prick who should have deleted this sh*t when you had the chance?
February 8th, 2007
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you are f*ckin' retarded
February 8th, 2007
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if you delete the site, make sure you do it in a way so no one else will be able to steal the domain right away and start a whole new revolution. if anything, let max do the work if he's willing. I guess I'm no expert on this kind of thing, just do it in a smart way
February 8th, 2007
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Or you could just hand it over to Max now.......f*g
February 8th, 2007
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Sure it may have cost Max over 1880, but he make over $5000!!!!! a month with this site. have you seen the google ads??? lol and also plenty of ppl sponser many sites for enough to help pay for the site costs.
February 9th, 2007
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It isn't viewhacked, I freaking linked at least 12 people to it personally, and I know they all linked it to their friends. Seriously, if people like me just keep linking it, no wonder it's out of control.
February 9th, 2007
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He isn't ransoming YTMND, he is asking for you to give MAX money, not HIM, but MAX money. There is nothing wrong with giving our living God a little spending cash for the servers.
February 9th, 2007
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jesus christ DELETE THE DUMB SITE
February 9th, 2007
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well the major thing i dislike about the site is that it isnt original, unless he's tom mabe. i mean ytmnd is about originality and slappin each other in the faces with our huge internet penises, not broadcasting the bob and tom show. so really, i dont see why you dont jsut take it down, prank a telemarketer yourself with your own wily scheme, the present that. it would be original and maybe even funny, which is infinitely better than something you heard on the radio.
February 9th, 2007
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Give the site to Max now so it doesn't cost anymore bandwidth. You shouldn't care, it's not your material. Why do you care?
February 9th, 2007
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btw, I am king of the internet, get out of my way or i will argue with you
February 9th, 2007
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attack the weak point for massive Damage!! (about $1880 to be precise)
February 9th, 2007
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Just delete the f*cking site you f*got *ssh*le.
February 9th, 2007
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lol every downvoter here is a little f*ggot kid
February 9th, 2007
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So... You did nothing, absolutely nothing, creative with the material, you merely transcribed it like you're JournalGraphics all of a sudden, it got hotlinked, it got Max a C&D letter, people have been bitching all this time, & you're putting the burden of responsibility on everyone else because you KNOW damn good & well no site's getting $1800 in donations ? THAT'S chutzpah. Brass cajones, man. If I could, I'd hire you on to MY company, twice, just so I could fire you, twice. Excelsior !
February 9th, 2007
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This is a fraud... there is no way this site could cost 1800
February 9th, 2007
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Half the people sticking up for you are trolls.
February 9th, 2007
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How long have you been gay? Did it just hit you one day, did you decide that a little precum might taste good as an afternoon snack one day? Perhaps the nipple on your bottle wasn't a nipple at all, maybe it was more phallic.
February 9th, 2007
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BOOMAGA > j00 :D
February 9th, 2007
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You know what would be ironic? If Max donated $1800 to this site.
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