An Unsettling Truth
Created on: February 10th, 2007
An Unsettling Truth
This is how deep the rabbit hole goes, thanks to MrStump for the great title!

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February 10th, 2007
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Stay out of my rabbit hole, f*ckbag
September 3rd, 2007
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I haven't seen this one before
February 10th, 2007
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BEAT STUMP
February 10th, 2007
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FYUCK YU STUMPY
February 10th, 2007
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I don't like you very much.
February 10th, 2007
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TETSUOOOOOOO
February 10th, 2007
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Resubmit because it went under 3.8.
February 10th, 2007
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Citation kind of gives it away, but awesome nonetheless.
February 10th, 2007
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
February 10th, 2007
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nicely done
February 10th, 2007
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Wow, 20 votes in ten minutes, you must be AIMing the hell out of people.
February 10th, 2007
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get your *ss back to the vet.
February 10th, 2007
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What is that supposed to even mean? Are you implying I'm a dog? Or a furry? Or that I'm dating a really hot guy who served in Desert Storm? Because I totally am.
February 10th, 2007
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yeah
February 10th, 2007
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Just shut up, like you are very annoying.
February 10th, 2007
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I get the last word.
February 10th, 2007
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OMG FOUREST LOOK I'M VOTING 5 AFTER YOU TOLD ME TO FOR 5 MINUTES ON AIM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
February 10th, 2007
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more good work coming from fourest, your rapidly becoming prolific
February 10th, 2007
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I like this one
February 10th, 2007
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I feel this way every time I see it in the top viewed.
February 10th, 2007
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These sites are awesome.
February 10th, 2007
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5 because you cybered with me on aim
February 10th, 2007
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lol!
February 10th, 2007
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1, 2, 3, 4, FIVE.
February 10th, 2007
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Excellent visuals, timing, and of course, Elfman's score from Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
February 10th, 2007
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It's a scary truth......
February 10th, 2007
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:)
February 10th, 2007
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Blueball and the telemarketer phone call are both stolen
February 10th, 2007
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absolutely made of win
February 10th, 2007
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My world hasn't changed. I don't click the site, it doesn't bother me. The only thing that has changed is the inordinate amount of bitching and moaning from people about it. If that would stop, everything would be ok.
February 10th, 2007
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oh noes
February 10th, 2007
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WHAT KORF SAID
February 10th, 2007
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Plz, do not PM me as to why I gave this 2 stars. Im just sick of the telemarketer routine, and this Matrix bit. MOVING ON
February 10th, 2007
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WHAT DCTOWNES SAID
February 10th, 2007
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i want out
February 10th, 2007
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I took the red pill AND the blue pill, but I'm still here
February 10th, 2007
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fourest is great
February 10th, 2007
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YA I'M F*CKIN PRICELESS!
February 10th, 2007
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Not funny, unoriginal, ripping off the hatred of HTPAT, well made though.
February 10th, 2007
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Plus you gave away the joke with the image/sound origin...
February 10th, 2007
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You need to calm down before you turn into maplehect, I don't think anybody wants that.
February 10th, 2007
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this is your best ever, that I remember.. which ok I admit is probably 5 or 6 sites
February 10th, 2007
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I'm not turning into anybody, if you continue this nonsense i could, lol.
February 10th, 2007
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heather chandler, you make really bad sites, cmon now... can we really mock somebody that actually makes sites that are funny?
February 10th, 2007
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Fourest's sites are not bad, objectively, they just don't appeal to me, and I thought we were allowed to rate sites as we see fit. Maybe max should make a filter that only allows people to vote 5 on everything. That seems to be what people want. I've made over 10.000 votes in six months and I like using all the available options... otherwise what's the point?
June 15th, 2007
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You only rated 1 because he resubmitted the site.
February 10th, 2007
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Plus my sites are amazing if you've been to college. It's amusing to me that people are often too young to appreciate irony... but you will. PS fourest try smoking pot, it works WONDERS on my rage blackouts.
February 10th, 2007
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Yeah yeah ok you win.
February 10th, 2007
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Can we put an end to all this bullsh*t, i'm sorta mad right now cause my site is being filled with worthless comments.
February 10th, 2007
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also lol I have my BA this semester
February 10th, 2007
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Whoa whoa, worthless comments?! That's why I was born. I mean... zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaz
February 10th, 2007
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Needs picard song instead of blue balls.
February 10th, 2007
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and then Lopez giggles or whoever it was, and then TEAM zaza erupts: zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaza
February 10th, 2007
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"Can we put an end to all this bullsh*t, i'm sorta mad right now cause my site is being filled with worthless comments." - Told ya not to reply to the users that don't like it...
February 10th, 2007
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The sea ia a muscle man
February 10th, 2007
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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY END ANNOYING COMMENTS BY GETTING RAGED.
February 10th, 2007
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How about a heatherchandler STFU site? Can we get one of those?
February 10th, 2007
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I ONLY LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I'M GREAT AT MAKING THESE YTMND.COM WEBSITES THE INTERNETS IS MY OWN PERSONAL HUGBOX HEY GUYS JEDI IS ON AND IM LOOKING AT HARRISON FORD FOUREST YOU NEED TO BE MORE LIEK HAN SOLO THERE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM LOL
February 10th, 2007
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Type in caps more because it validates your point of view.
February 10th, 2007
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OKAY THANKS FOR THE TIP I'LL MAKE SURE TO DO THAT FROM NOW ON NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE MY GLASSES OH SH*T THEYRE ON TOP OF MY HEAD LOLOLOLO IT'S MY FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNETS PS REREAD MY EARLIER COMMENT ABOUT IRONY
June 15th, 2007
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What?
February 10th, 2007
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I think I'm falling for HC, I hope the account is a dude because then I'd be gay. YES! I'm gonna go run around in circles screaming somebody about cartoons and pumping my fist in the air over possible joking internet gayism. Ism > Ness.
February 10th, 2007
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also somebody*= something Yes. Also fourest, why do you care about your comment page?! This site makes me say "also noun" way too much. Also c*cks. Also zaza. And then also zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaza
February 10th, 2007
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The comments were funnier than the site...4'd.
February 10th, 2007
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I'M A DUDE I HAVE ALSO C*CKS
February 10th, 2007
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Oh yes - the "I went to college and since I am so deep because I went to a community college I like to argue on a ytmnd site and I must be superior".
February 10th, 2007
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AND I'M NOT ANNOYING I AM OBNOXIOUS CALLING A GIRL ANNOYING IS LIKE SAYING THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
June 15th, 2007
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No, there are annoying girls.
February 10th, 2007
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"Type in caps more because it validates your point of view." I saw a T there. What a f*cking hypocrite. YOU'RE GETTING A brick THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, BITCH. lowercase, of course.
February 10th, 2007
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I AM SUPERIOR HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD I MEAN NOT EVERYONE HAS REANIMATION POWER IRL I LOOK LIKE THE MOM IN DEAD ALIVE HAWT STUFF AMIRITE
February 10th, 2007
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LOL KORF YOU WIN
February 10th, 2007
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Also, this comments page is nothing. I had a guy threaten to bring him and his tricycle gang to my house. Do you know how scary that is? You're lucky that all you have to suffer is the wrath of LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS, SATIRE, AND WORTHLESS COMMENTS. However, since that guy just upvoted your site because of the comments alone, they in fact have tangibly added to the score of your site and therefore are, quite literally, not worthless. FLAME ON.
February 10th, 2007
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I go to state school because I want to spend all my money on cars and VAGINA, and because I got in just by mentioning my SAT score, which somehow allowed them to accept me without any proof or having to fill out any paperwork at all. I'm like james bond, but better. I bet he filled out paperwork. What a loser, imagine him... with a pen... and paper. My god what a majorons mask. I want to fill this all up with random facts that both embarass and brag. One time, I was not awesome... one time.
February 10th, 2007
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FOUREST IF YOU MAKE A SITE ABOUT A TRICYCLE GANG I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL 5 THE HELL OUT OF IT, I WILL FIVE IT TILL IT SHOOTS STARS ALL OVER MY LUSCIOUS BREASTS, I WILL FIVE IT TILL IT BEGS ME TO STOP
February 10th, 2007
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HEY TWIN I WENT TO STATE SCHOOLS FOR UNDERGRAD AND MY GRAD WORK... PRIVATE SCHOOLS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY, IN THE LONG RUN WE'RE SMARTER, AND PROBABLY HAVE BETTER CARS.
February 10th, 2007
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I like how "state school" automatically means sh*tty in most states. Lollerz. Move to NC, Virginia, or CA and get good education on the cheaps.
February 10th, 2007
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I don't think i should, because if i do, that will prove to you and others that i have obeyed you and i am doing it for a 5.
February 10th, 2007
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Oh my god..
February 10th, 2007
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I can't wait for this sitcom. When does it air and on what channel?
February 10th, 2007
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perfect
February 10th, 2007
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I have heard UCONN is the most respected state school in teh US. But I dunno, I might be wrong! Sure is also where I'm going for my masters. PLUS ALSO CARS, WE WIN! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OGMOGOMGOGOMGOMOGOGMOGMOGOMGOMOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMG I GOTTA TRY THIS FILLING OUT THE BOX WITH MEANINGLESS COMMENTS FASTER THAN I HAVE BEEN, THAT LAST ONE PROBABLY TOOK ME LIKE A MINUTE. ZAZAZAZA IM BLACK AND IN A TANK WATCH MY BOOTAY NIJJOR! BLAHBLABLAHBLAHBLHABH HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH SH*T FAST ENOUGH? I NEED PRACTISE
February 10th, 2007
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Actually tricycles are scientifically proven to be funny to a much wider audience than bitching and/or moaning about useless usage statistics using recycled scenes and concepts.
February 10th, 2007
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LETS PLAY SHARADES WITHOUT ME HAVING TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT, K? DODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODDODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODDODODODODODDODODODO
February 10th, 2007
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THAT WAS MY IMPRESSION OF CAT ON A KEYBOARD IN SPACE, GET IT? BECAUSE DODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODOODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODOODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODOD
February 10th, 2007
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MACFLY AND REEEEE ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.
February 10th, 2007
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LOLLLL
February 10th, 2007
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Seriously somebody make a tricycle gang site, trike gangs are SRS.BIZ
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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Man, it's your biz to make sites for ratings or not, but PMing people to upvote you with their alt accounts isn't really going to win a lot of people to defend you. Your sites are going to be rated highly anyway so begging for fives just comes across as kind of pathetic. I mean don't you want to be weighed and measured based on real merit? Isn't that what ratings are really about? Use the force fourest BE LIKE HAN NOT LIKE... I don't know, somebody lame... I tune out the parts without Harrison Ford.
February 10th, 2007
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simply amazing
February 10th, 2007
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ok
February 10th, 2007
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I'm not pming anyone, it's AIM official bizness.
February 10th, 2007
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It's not how you do it, it's what you're doing. You're not an innocent victim of evil meanies, you're trying to juice the game. This is like when... um... some sports guy takes steroids when he was already a good player. It cheapens the spirit of the game, once it becomes all about winning.
June 15th, 2007
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The game IS all about winning, it's just that cheating ruins it. He's not cheating by tlling people to rate his site on AIM. It's cheap, but not cheating. And how good your YTMNDs are shows in the end anyway.
February 10th, 2007
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Heather, instead of wasting all of this precious time on insults and defamation, you should make another Zoidberg site
February 10th, 2007
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decent.
February 10th, 2007
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It's in the works, I'm just waiting for Joshycube to return to his hole so that people have a chance to see it.
February 10th, 2007
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And just so everyone knows, a legal defense to defamation is TRUTH, it's an absolute defense, and I can back up what I say. It's not like this is an isolated incident. I actually have a point here, and I wish fourest would stop pretending like he's not doing anything wrong. (Also you would have to prove damages which would be pretty much impossible here. LOL SCHOOL FTW!)
February 10th, 2007
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I'm not pretending, i've said what I do, and i have talked with others about it, i just want to stop, and i am going too.
February 10th, 2007
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I saw it coming, and that killed half the joke
February 10th, 2007
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when will it end? there's even a link in my guild forums for it....i asked them to not spread the disease :'(
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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You know my vote.
February 10th, 2007
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HC you should sue yourself for defamation of your own character.
February 10th, 2007
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Man, when I quit doing cocaine all the time, it was a bitch to give up the drugs, the parties, the constant sex, the popularity, I can imagine not asking people to upvote your sites is going to take some time to quit, I mean, what a rush, when you watch that uptick from 4.36 to 4.37. If you really want to stop, then delete this and resubmit it HONESTLY. Prove your mettle.
February 10th, 2007
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I'm sorry but I don't get it. Blueball factory is stolen, the telemarketer site is stolen, am I missing something?
February 10th, 2007
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I have already submitted twice, I thought part of the reson why you hated/disliked me was because i always resubmit.
February 10th, 2007
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Yes, to GET HIGHER SCORES. Whatever. Just stop. If I hear about any more of this f*ggotry I'm not letting it go. Also now Episode 3 is on HBO and I'm waiting for the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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Lols
February 10th, 2007
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im gonna make an autoit script on my 3 computers and hotlink my sh*t to be on the top weekly too
February 10th, 2007
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WHOA WHOA WHOA! "Plus my sites are amazing if you've been to college. It's amusing to me that people are often too young to appreciate irony... but you will. PS fourest try smoking pot, it works WONDERS on my rage blackouts." . . . . been to college, and Oh, I fully understand irony. Your sites are not ironic. They're not really anything except poorly done. PLEASE don't pretend that you are just too advanced for people to fully understand. A poorly photoshopped picture of zoidburg isn't highbrow at all
February 10th, 2007
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"I'm sorry but I don't get it. Blueball factory is stolen, the telemarketer site is stolen, am I missing something?" I THINK the point was "Oldschool ytmnd vs newschool ytmnd". It used to be blueball, now it's telemarketer. Waka waka.
February 10th, 2007
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MrStump if you'd like to trash my sites you should come and downvote them, most of them are overrated anyway. Also this is fourest's comment page and we should respect that.
February 10th, 2007
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I always smoke pot in the summer, haven't lately though, maybe i should take a puff of grass more often lol.
February 10th, 2007
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Heather, do you hate me? yes or no
February 10th, 2007
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^ "...I wish fourest would stop pretending like he's not doing anything wrong." ... what the f*ck is fourest doing wrong? besides making sites that some people don't like... which everyone does.
February 10th, 2007
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I don't downvote just because I don't like somebody. I might as well be calling you names, Heather. But I read what you said, and it has no basis in reality. That makes me a sad panda.
February 10th, 2007
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OMG FURRIES RUN
February 10th, 2007
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Only four beause I don't get what's so bad about the second fad.
February 10th, 2007
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FOUREST DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME CHECK YES OR NO PS SEE YOU IN STUDY HALLZ
February 10th, 2007
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So now are you trying to rip on me because i go to school? lol.
February 10th, 2007
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i think someone is just mad that she attended college, and all she got was f*cked and forgotten
February 10th, 2007
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5
February 10th, 2007
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Heather, you know I like you and everything, so when I say this I mean it. Just shut up. The FPA is starting to form a gang mentality.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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Lol, HTPATM is crap. But I am sure you will get upvotes from both sides of the barrel here.
February 10th, 2007
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as emil would say "IIIIIIIIIII LIIIIIKE IT!"
February 10th, 2007
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I think it's fairly obvious that she was ridiculing you for your middle school maturity level by asking people whether they like you or not. I mean it's not childish to give a "Check yes/no if you want to do illegal things together", I do it all the time. The trick is, you have to give it to them when their moms are not looking.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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i'm with korf, dc, nutnics, and slayer. This is so derivative and played out. Also mad overrated.
February 10th, 2007
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5'd for you. but i still dont know why people kiss blueballmachines ass....that n*gg* didn't even create it, it is from somethingawful.com
February 10th, 2007
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we all get carried away here, it's addictive to judge, I've used underhanded guerrilla tactics and other monkey business to ensure top spot for some of my creations, I've bought YTMND ad space just to link one of my sites through the ads, I've proposed mock social experiments by posing as a guest speaker in prestigious universities but this is no different than a concerned parent pulling some strings to get their kid into the honors program.
February 10th, 2007
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This was a solo mission and was not affiliated in any way with BTape, hankthawrapper, or others, I'm a lone wolf, an assassin of bad form, the only gangs I like are trike gangs AS I HAVE CLEARLY SAID, and I hope fourest will act like a normal person from now on, thank you. To answer your question I feel pretty ambivalent about everyone I know through the tubes because in my head you're all robuts.
February 10th, 2007
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All I had to do to get my ratings up was reveal my secret hotness... and that was more because people were calling me fat and I have not been throwing up after meals for seven years to be called fat, thank you.
February 10th, 2007
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^You lose, good day sir?
February 10th, 2007
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wow, i just read all the comments here....lots of lawlz. best thing is not to reply to comments bud....btw some of the sh*t Heather said is mad f*cking hilarious
February 10th, 2007
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I WANT OUT! GET DOWN WITH THE MOVREMENT!!
February 10th, 2007
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2007-02-10 13:56:20 HeatherChandler 1 star Man, when I quit doing cocaine all the time, it was a bitch to give up the drugs, the parties, the constant sex, the popularity, I can imagine not asking people to upvote your sites is going to take some time to quit, I mean, what a rush, when you watch that uptick from 4.36 to 4.37. If you really want to stop, then delete this and resubmit it HONESTLY. Prove your mettle. Thats just classic Heather lol.
February 10th, 2007
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Heather is fat IRL I can tel by how she talks about her hot guy who served in the military. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SOOO COOOL!!!
February 10th, 2007
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Heather, what the f*ck are you talking about with this "secret hotness?" try this, MY SECRET SHALLOWNESS. Honestly, do you think YTMND is so sex depraved and pathetic that everyone is supposed to see your picture and worship you as the reincarnated Greek godness Athena herself?
February 10th, 2007
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It's weird because I'm known about town as the funniest girl alive, like a redheaded Sarah Silverman, and I can make funny comments, and yet somehow all my ytmnd.com websites aren't funny. Then again I wasn't very popular in high school. Ah, salad days...
February 10th, 2007
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Furthermore, reading from your posts I've gathered a few things. (1) You clearly take YTMND quite seriously because you've spent time trying to insult and ridicule Fourest. If YTMND wasn't all that important, WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU POSTING NONSTOP? Obviously you take YTMND as seriously as he does, so please don't pretend that YTMND isn't also a significant part of the things you care about.
February 10th, 2007
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I'm speechless until further notice lol.
February 10th, 2007
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Fatexx: Yes, that was the deal I made with Satan to get a butt that won't quit.
February 10th, 2007
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hahahaahahahahahah
February 10th, 2007
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Also, why do you rely on your "secret hotness?" Do you think that there are no other girls on this planet that are attractive? Are you that f*cking shallow and blind? Think for a secret you dumb bitch - HAVE YOU NEVER LOOKED AT THE INTERNET? There are girls 10x "hotter" then you taking it up the *ss and eating sh*t. Clearly, being "hot" doesn't mean you are a wholesome person, have a good personality, or are even a privilege to f*ck.
February 10th, 2007
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a redhead sarah silverman -perfect description of you
February 10th, 2007
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absolutely amazing
February 10th, 2007
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Ah, I feel like i've learned alot from these comments...
February 10th, 2007
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There's nothing good on TV and my friends all work retail, also fourest brought this on himself by asking me why I voted 1 on his site without commenting, which meant he was spy-stalking, which means he would be easily raged, I mean come on man do the math, easily raged + boredom = lulz. Basic internets. Welcome to the non-real world.
February 10th, 2007
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HOF comment page, lol.
February 10th, 2007
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With that said, I'd like to emphasize that since being hot means nothing (Since we've all seen very attractive girls eat raw feces and being f*cked by animals), we now have to base it off personality. I'm going to assume that you're a shallow c*nt (because you keep referring to your hotness, and because 90% of what you say refers to yourself as hot, better then us, or just more intelligent, etc.)
February 10th, 2007
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Do you think any of those girls would ever talk to you? Consider yourself blessed by the mothaf*ckin' goddess Athena.
February 10th, 2007
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Not only AM I a shallow c*nt, I also HAVE a shallow c*nt, which explains my popularity.
February 10th, 2007
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So, now even if you are "hot", you are on level with two types of women - those who eat sh*t, and those who are obsessed with themselves. It's pretty f*cking ironic that your last YTMND makes fun of paris Hilton for having Herpes pills, when YOU, YOU act just as self obsessed as she does. Is that why you created the YTMND? To make yourself feel better because you're exactly like Paris Hilton, self absorbed and shallow as f*ck?
February 10th, 2007
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..those girls would talk to ME ; )
February 10th, 2007
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Just to clarify, I don't know what this scat fetish talk is about. Seriously, SWAP.avi. I use it to end a date that's going nowhere fast. Maybe it is some kind of convoluted food fetish, which anyone named FAT would probably be into. Try throwing up a lot and then you can be shallow and hot and popular like me! RAGING ALL TAKERS OMG ITS A RAGEBANG OR GANGRAGE OR SOMETHING
February 10th, 2007
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I give +2 for the Blue Ball Machine, but I cannot give any more than that.
February 10th, 2007
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HC - All of your intelligent comments refer to your physical attributes, proving my point that you are like paris Hilton herself - shallow, ignorant, and self obsessed. If your best qualities are the physical features you have, then may I remind you there are girls HOTTER then you right now eating sh*t for low paychecks on camera, and being covered in bukkake for the latest porn film.
February 10th, 2007
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It's not a bad site, remove the HTPAT from citations. Also Heather get the sand out of your vagina pl0x
February 10th, 2007
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Fatexx is just jealous because my unfunny sites are rated higher than his unfunny sites. Downvoting my sites isn't going to make women want you, try losing 100 lbs and the neck beard and the noxious personality. IT WORKS WONDERS. Also don't insult our men in uniform THAY R AN HEROES.
February 10th, 2007
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how incredibly f*cking homosexual you worthless piece of sh*t. just like all your ytmnds. not so much the fact that this is the unfunniest garbage I've seen this seek, but the fact that if you get some more f*ggot *ss e-friends on random dumb sh*t *ss forums, maybe you'll become the next dr-l337. gtfo
February 10th, 2007
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My handle is Fate, xx, oh self obsessed one. Final thought - ANYONE who is THAT self obsessed is also INSECURE. Is it because ALL you've EVER heard from guys is what a tight c*nt you have? Is it because you've never been complimented for your intelligence (and LOL at that thought), or praised for your wit? Is it because secretly, you've found your physical attributes are all you have in life, and have to use these to the fullest? You're an insecure, shallow c*nt, and you have nothing intelligent to say.
February 10th, 2007
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Fatexx, could you refer me to these so-called intelligent comments I have made, I have tried to be as immature as possible, so if you think this is smart just wait till I bust out the big guns.
February 10th, 2007
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LOL Fatx just contradicted himself LOL I WIN
February 10th, 2007
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Fatexx, i think you hate women bud....
February 10th, 2007
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FURTHER PROOF HC IS AN IDIOT - "Don't insult our men in uniform." Someone find me one sentence where I insulted our men in uniform. My god, how stupid are you? Also, I could care less about my site ratings, or even YTMND. It's fun now and then, but if you'll notice, I don't have a forums account, I rarely make comments, and I don't usually make fads. Could it be because I don't care? HC - DO YOU MAKE ANY INTELLIGENT COMMENTS/POINTS AT ALL?
February 10th, 2007
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brb, popcorn.
February 10th, 2007
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"All of your intelligent comments refer to your physical attributes" "you have nothing intelligent to say" PICK ONE
February 10th, 2007
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Fatexx, she isn't being in the least serious about what she is saying. she is spitting gold like sarah silverman and making you dig your own hole, dont you see it?
February 10th, 2007
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Fat quit being so self-absorbed that part was about PieceOfSh*t, not you. Remove head from ass. Unf*ck yourself.
February 10th, 2007
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Heather, you can be obsessed with yourself and still be insecure. In fact, most obsessed people ARE insecure. Also, no, I don't "hate women", I just hate stupid c*nts like heather whose most intelligent remark is "LOL i HavE TITZ". The only reason I refer to that comment as intelligent is because it's true, and it did require observation, so coming from someone like yourself, I find any statement of a true fact based on observation to be an impressive achievement.
February 10th, 2007
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Stop giving that site more attention...plus Blue Ball came from SA
February 10th, 2007
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Pussinboots don't tell him, this is too much fun. YOURE RUINING MY LAIFE
September 2nd, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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Oh fourest I've got popcorn right here, it's all I can eat on my diet, since Fat here has made me all insecure about myself, this will be easier to purge later.
February 10th, 2007
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To be honest, I could care less if she means what she says or not. She is still an aggravating presence on this site's comment board. But I'm done posting, because all she can do is either showed that she failed reading comprehension by misunderstanding what I wrote, or talking about her tits and ass. Anyway, I LIKED THE SITE FOUREST, AND I LIKE MOST OF YOUR SITES, and now I'm heading out to go grab dinner.
February 10th, 2007
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"the constant sex, the popularity" Wow I just fell out of love amazingly fast. All anyone, ANYONE needs to do to get laid is SHOW UP at a trashy college bar. That's it. Fat, ugly, scarred face, single testicle, hermo, whatever... anyone can get laid with nil effort. I'm gonna go back to thinking nothing of you for thinking that f*ckin makes you numbero uno. Also lack of body and tons of makeup makes nobody hot. Score me, large penis attached to body with overpowered mind.
February 10th, 2007
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One more thing - my handle is Fate, you stupid bitch. Fate. Fate, as in "uncontrolled destiny." I'll even use it as a sentence - It is your FATE to be the cum guzzler for random guys that enjoy f*cking your tight c*nt, while realizing that they'd never marry you because you're basically a walking glory hole.
February 10th, 2007
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Also tits. I love tits.
February 10th, 2007
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So F*cking true
February 10th, 2007
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FAV'd for comments. I can't wait until season 2 of this comes out on DVD.
February 10th, 2007
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WAY TO F*CKING GO TWINSEN, WAY TO SEE THE TRUTH. Now people are realizing the truth about HC, THAT's WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. Get the f*ck over here on Team Fourest, where all the intelligent people are.
February 10th, 2007
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As in like teh totally ragin bona on teh tittays.
February 10th, 2007
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ha great idea
February 10th, 2007
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Team Fourest, hahaha.
February 10th, 2007
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"All anyone, ANYONE needs to do to get laid is SHOW UP at a trashy college bar. " Finally someone gets my life's work. :D
February 10th, 2007
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HAhaha I'm not on anybody's team. Actually by posting in this comments section at all it means I'm not on his team. Posting stupid comments here is like angering his soul or something. He takes this sh*t so seriously it's hilarious. This site was good though, so solid 5.
February 10th, 2007
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Yes, I'd definitely rather side with the high schooler who posts his sites on forums and AIMs people to beg for 5s. I'm sure that's the intelligent side of the debate. Since this isn't even ABOUT fourest anymore and has become about feeding Fat's ego, which could probably use a diet. Hey do you know Fats, I used to buy coke from him, but he won't return my calls anymore... oh wait fat people don't do cocaine.
February 10th, 2007
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My real name is Cody lol.
February 10th, 2007
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Oh man Fat your words just sear into my soul, I have realized the empty ways of my life and I will just vote 5 on all of fourest's sites now without even fully viewing them, oh thank God I have finally seen the error of my soclailite ways, I don't need to have men worship me like a goddess when I can be more popular on YTMND.com website. Thank you so, so much. I just upvoted all your sites! HUGGLES!
February 10th, 2007
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I cannot emphasize how entertaining these comments are....wow
February 10th, 2007
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I wish I could make a site that turned into a blog. Hi Cody I'm Ryan teach me how to make the comments section of your YTMND into a blog? I'm willing to take classes 2 days a week. Do you except beer or sticks as a form of payment?
February 10th, 2007
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I can get completely trashed for an entire day off of a 30 rack at like $23... why the f*ck would I do coke? The only people that do coke are those that have never had any real drama in their life and need to fake it by finding something illegal or edgy to do. Go get into a serious car chase or witness a double murder/suicide, or something that would allow you to prove to yourself that you are a human. I've actually been in several long and dangerous car chases, they were GREAT.
February 10th, 2007
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2g's of blueberry twice a week.
February 10th, 2007
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It still amazes me how people take everything so goddamn literally. Between truth and lulz I will always pick lulz.
February 10th, 2007
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Life-story COMMENTMND
February 10th, 2007
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WORD to that fourest. BRB POT GUY IS HERE think he wants popcorn?
February 10th, 2007
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And I don't mean that boring bullsh*t on f*ckin COPS or whatever, I mean good ones. The ones so good they can't or won't show them on TV because there either weren't cops involved, or the cops couldn't keep up.
February 10th, 2007
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Changed my mind, doritos.
February 10th, 2007
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Ok so are these comments still worthless? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
February 10th, 2007
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I agree! i often reminise about the time when YTMND were much like this one, fun and inventive.
February 10th, 2007
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So last night kind of sucked. Needless to say since the roads have been sh*tty there weren't a lot of people out. And the few females that were in the spot were pretty fugly. Even after drinking in attempts to make them more attractive. I guess it wasn't a total loss because the bar got a new jukebox which has pretty much everything you could ever want in it. Around 2 AM Final Countdown and several Flogging Molly songs were quite appropriate. Matt and I did Cherry Bomb's over Baghdad. I got Sheetz.
February 10th, 2007
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I hope somebody noticed the male counterpart to HC is in the hizzy. I'm less annoying, but twisting things to be more.. 'male' I guess. Well if you didn't notice, YOU DO NOW. So I was skipping along the way like way faster than I even thought I was going before I hit the ramp. My god, about halfway across the river I tore a bullshark's fin off and made soup out of it. I'm such a f*cking badass that I spilled like half of it on my shirt and look all slobbishly hardcool.
February 10th, 2007
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Dude I know drama, just the other day I drove from Texas to Florida NO PIT STOPS. Do you know what that means? Oh, and what do astronauts wear when they stalk people? DEPENDS LOLOLOLO
February 10th, 2007
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Twinsen please don't compare yourself to me, it demeans both of us.
February 10th, 2007
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Also George turned 48 last night so I got him a Cherry Bomb too...crazy bastard. Blackhaus is good.
February 10th, 2007
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HeatherChandler is the Paris Hilton of YTMND. Not talented in anyway, but brings attention.
February 10th, 2007
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Listen biznatch, I'm your counterpart. I change race and ethnicity mid sentance often, BIATCH, but still I'm here to stay. Also n*gg*, what the figginaticrat you be speakin at? Rythmage in the hizzizzle mcnasty malasty. Malasty? I just want to see my name with words next to it more, because Twinsen was the f*cking MAJO, mayo.
February 10th, 2007
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Let me out!
February 10th, 2007
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OMG if I sound like him I am seriously going to start cutting.... more. LOL TWIST ENDING
February 10th, 2007
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this isn't funny w/out the FAT guy arguing vs H.C. : ( *pussinboots has logged off*
February 10th, 2007
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"HeatherChandler is the Paris Hilton of YTMND. Not talented in anyway, but brings attention." This from the genius who brought us HOLY CRAP YOU'RE 17 NOW DOG.
February 10th, 2007
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So I guess I'm staying here for a while. In attempts to ease the tension can I buy anyone a round? I'll drink anything. Anyone want to do a 252 with me? Also whoever that is pissing in the pool table...that's f*cking nasty.
February 10th, 2007
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I sleep there...use the sink like civilized people.
February 10th, 2007
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"This from the genius who brought us HOLY CRAP YOU'RE 17 NOW DOG." if I could make ytmnds private I would.
February 10th, 2007
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One time I robbed a bank while totally asleep. I don't know if I mentioned this, but I was two blocks away the entire time, unarmed, and they deposited all the cash for me in a swiss bank account, in person, in switzerland. Also butt, girls go crazy for my tight muscular rump. It's tight and muscular. Also rump.
February 10th, 2007
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and I can't delete it because she checks it like everyday
February 10th, 2007
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Man, and people claim I'M bad for the "community", at least I don't use ytmnd as my own myspace. OH WAIT I DO.
February 10th, 2007
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You're the MySpace Now Dog
February 10th, 2007
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And everytime I go to walk across the street or something theres like 19 girls chasing me giggling about my super hot ass. All I can really say is that they can touch it if I get to touch them from the inside. They always agree, and I always comply, but sometimes they pinch too hard. It sucks because yeah sure I got inside 19 annoying chicks, but still my *ss hurts a little and that makes none of it worthwhile.
February 10th, 2007
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5ing this so Heather goes off on me and gets me all hot and bothered
February 10th, 2007
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Yeah, this is boring now, I'm gonna go take a nap, owning Fat bitches makes me drowsy.
February 10th, 2007
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I lost, so I'm gonna pretend like I have something else to do.
February 10th, 2007
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I can totally relate to being chased by 19 girls chasing me because of my godlike ass. I mean 2 weeks ago there was a wedding at the bar I went to and I just couldn't keep the girls from grabbing my ass. Too bad it was sort of an older wedding.
February 10th, 2007
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get yer sausages here! step right up! delicious foot long sausages, come n get em'
February 10th, 2007
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Nedeljko Čabrinović, Tried to Kill an Archduke, Took Cyanide, Jumped in a river, died of Teburculosis in his sleep
February 10th, 2007
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Go away
February 10th, 2007
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Woops, commented on Wrong YTMND, Ignore this f*ggotry.^
February 10th, 2007
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whered all the happy go?
February 10th, 2007
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Reality can be a real pain sometimes.
February 10th, 2007
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I here to admit I love all of heather's sites. in particular this one. http://hcavi.ytmnsfw.com/
February 10th, 2007
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yes
February 10th, 2007
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Move along sir.
February 10th, 2007
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Heather is awesome, and maybe most people find it stupid but I find the bashing of that telemarketer sh*t funny
February 10th, 2007
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Well now I actually do have somewhere to be. I turned down the girls (srsly tho) to go to providence to get some 90's CD that I know I'm gonna find and know I need to own. Then I'll go play videogames and drink beer at D&B like all the f*gs that think that's cool. I'll be the guy in the leather jacket that knows he's cooler than everyone. Also c*cks, look for the guy with the huge bulge of c*ck in his pants. It's f*ckin huge.
February 10th, 2007
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C*ck and boobies = teh omg pwnage.
February 10th, 2007
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1
February 10th, 2007
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I want out too
February 10th, 2007
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5'd for justice
February 10th, 2007
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holy crap, this is quite the comments page
February 10th, 2007
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"So, now even if you are "hot", you are on level with two types of women - those who eat sh*t, and those who are obsessed with themselves." I like how this is Fatexx's rationalization of the fact that hot girls won't talk to him. Smart girls and hot girls are rare. Smart hot girls are rarer. That doesn't mean they don't exist. Just like saying, "People who stereotype women are dumber than most primates" isn't always true. I'm just kidding, there's a causal connection. Fatexx is, in fact, an idiot.
February 10th, 2007
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Korf I was making a comment that just because she's hot doesn't mean she's special - We've all seen hot women degrade themselves. You can bring out the 12 year old insults by assuming that no girl has ever talked to me, and that's fine. you can continue to masterbate to heathers picture and living your fantasy that she will let you eat her sh*t. F*ggot.
February 10th, 2007
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I'd like to thank fourest for being more mature than his years and keeping his arguments AT LEAST CIVIL and not resorting to extreme tactics like this Fat bastard here, fourest you may be 16 but you're already more of a man than he'll ever be. I guess when you completely lose an argument you have to resort to petty bullsh*t.
February 10th, 2007
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I had a good time, lol.
February 10th, 2007
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Actually, you weren't. In fact, you can read it again. I copied and pasted. I didn't take it out of context. It's quite clearly a false dichotomy. And you are, quite clearly, an idiot and an egotistical *ssh*le who takes the internet way too seriously. You attack HC for ridiculing someone by... ridiculing her? Hypocrisy is a stinky cologne. Also, attacking someone for being insecure is a pretty f*cked up thing to do. I'm insecure, yet I'm extremely confident that I'm better than you. Fat like your E(xx)go.
February 10th, 2007
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YOU'RE MOTORING, WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT, IN FINDING MR. RIGHT, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT TONIGHT
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