TMNT: Traditional Marking of Native Territory
Created on: April 6th, 2007
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And I wanna sh*t on yo plant! Marta? Did our welfare cheque get here? I need a fÜcking cigarette! Where's the kids? LOL.

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i did that once...
April 6th, 2007
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YOU WIN, PLEASE TAKE A DUMP ON MY FACE.
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Thats nasty
April 6th, 2007
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SHUT UP, N*GG*R.
April 6th, 2007
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heroes in a half-shell
April 6th, 2007
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Zeros in a nutshell, native power.
April 6th, 2007
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OMFG Crazy *ss Indians!!!11!!!1!
April 6th, 2007
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poop
April 6th, 2007
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(0)hi la la traL!
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But I poop from there
April 7th, 2007
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i'll five this site for this comment lol
April 6th, 2007
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Native Americans need to go back to their own country...... Ohh wait.....
June 11th, 2007
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i love you
April 6th, 2007
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Whoa, thats the funniest thing ive seen today.
April 6th, 2007
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Natives FTL!
April 6th, 2007
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hahaha!!!!lol!
April 6th, 2007
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you meanie.
April 6th, 2007
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That Indian was sexy.
April 6th, 2007
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F*CKING SPIC
April 6th, 2007
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Do me a favor and toss a Cowabunga on the end please.
April 6th, 2007
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needs scatman music
April 6th, 2007
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i farted in synchrony with the indian dude
April 6th, 2007
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He better mark that plant before the cracKKKers steal that too...
April 6th, 2007
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This is actually taken from a security camera in Winnipeg Square office complex in Winnipeg Manitoba. It's my home town. I'm pretty tolerant of the rampant racism on YTMND but this crosses the line for me. It's not something to be made fun of.
April 6th, 2007
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This just makes sense
April 6th, 2007
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Finally a good site, Christ.
April 7th, 2007
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can't we all agree that sh*tting, anywhere besides a bathroom, is hillarious
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
April 7th, 2007
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hopeless indians
April 7th, 2007
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wtf was wrong with the public restroom?
April 7th, 2007
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wow, I was actually going to say, the first time I saw this, "that must be Winnipeg." then just now I looked at the image source. awesome!
April 7th, 2007
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oh and SPIRITED ENERGY!
April 7th, 2007
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awesome domain grab
April 7th, 2007
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holy crap this is stupid/funneee
June 5th, 2007
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I think it's awesome that http://native.ytmnd.com is this site.
June 5th, 2007
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what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
June 5th, 2007
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I can't believe anyone who wasn't on jackass would do that. What the f*ck?
June 5th, 2007
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Come on.... we have all been there. You know you when ya got one knocking at the door and you can't find a head but of course there are a million cops and security cams around. Hell I take a sh*t in a public flower pot at least once a week.
June 5th, 2007
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lol f*ck all you n*gg*rs who hate racism .... f*ck n*gg*rs f*ck spics f*ck everybody .. lets do this f*ggot!
June 5th, 2007
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While that was disgusting of him, why does this have to be about all natives?
June 6th, 2007
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it's kind of a Winnipeg inside joke. and if natives don't like these stereotypes, it's up to them to do something about it, not us.
June 6th, 2007
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wow that really made me laugh.
June 6th, 2007
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WTF YOU CANT DO THAT IN REAL LIFE THIS GUY BELONGS IN JAIL
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Squatting Dog take poompum in white man's plant.
June 6th, 2007
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I was wondering why this was getting so many hits. Ambulo gets 20 spirited energy points and learns dual wield hatchets.
June 6th, 2007
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F*ck this sh*t.
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June 6th, 2007
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TRULY CANADIAN
June 6th, 2007
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I hate how they try to sell stupid people their "HOLISTIC MEDICINE." "DREAM CATCHERS" never caught more than dust!
June 6th, 2007
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I still don't see how this ytmnd itself is racist. It's a video of a native American taking a sh*t in a flower pot. It's what they do. They are filthy people who ruin the neighbourhoods they move into. If there is racism in the doing, it is not I. Perhaps the fact that 99% of natives disregard and disrespect the other hundreds of cultures here and think they are owed something. Maybe their ancestors are owed something. But descendants are NOT!
June 6th, 2007
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The reason they are owed something, is because the made legally binding treaties with the governments of the United States and Canada giving them certain things.
June 7th, 2007
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Their ansestors did. How many treaties and agreements have been made and vanished during the past 10000 years? Things change. Time to get the fÜck over yourselves.
June 7th, 2007
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Say your great-grandparents' long-lost wealth is finally unearthed. Should you be denied inheritance for ANY reason?
June 7th, 2007
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its not racist, you pretentious f*ck, but, your comments are. either way, your a peice sh*t, and I'll enjoy my free sh*t even more now.
June 7th, 2007
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As the old saying goes, "Finders keepers." Btw... I'm 1/10th tax payer leech! GIB ITAMZ!
June 7th, 2007
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How can you be 1/10th something? You can be 1/2 something, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, but I am pretty sure you can't be 1/10th something.
June 7th, 2007
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That was part of my point. Lost on you of course because you probably dropped out of school so you could pick up your welfare cheques full time.
June 7th, 2007
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probabally, right? since..you know real indians don't have the internet...much less afford a quad-core processor...
June 7th, 2007
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Vote changed to 1 on behalf of you just being a total f*ckhead.
June 7th, 2007
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Yes, I am sure not one single native owns a government bought computer... Anywhere. Instead of flashing your e-peen and pretending to own expensive equipment, how about you get a job and feed your 13 children.
June 7th, 2007
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ok...is your mom single? because, I think I have an opening in sched..for pig f*cking this thursday.
June 7th, 2007
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What does that even mean?
June 7th, 2007
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it means, you can say whatever you want. Because, your safe behind your screen..actually dude. on serious note..you wanna see what our people are really into? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T5yMoKOiNo
June 8th, 2007
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Why should not have to give them money? They had their chance to peacefully go to reservation, instead they refused and killed thousands of innocent settlers. America was going to expand no matter what, they should of prepared for it. They think the world revolves around them. Oops too bad. They are also not natives since they all came over from the land bridge . The Government also didn't illegaly take their land since they had no legal rights to their land in the first place
June 8th, 2007
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hay gais? I'm enjoying your tax monies.. can you stop me? lulzors
June 6th, 2007
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If they didn't want him to sh*t there then why have a potted plant?
June 6th, 2007
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Nice work and all... But I have a feeling if this was a black dude, it would be f*cking beans and cornbread playing in the background. That kind of sh*t is just lame.
June 6th, 2007
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For further clarification, it's the fact that you think it's totally fitting to play traditional native american music over a clip of a guy (who happens to be native american) doing something stupid. Very deep.
June 7th, 2007
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exactly...is there gonna now be a new stupid fad of people f*cking playing that music to indians doing stupid things?
June 7th, 2007
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LOL, yeah, this is "traditional native american music"
June 7th, 2007
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You know exactly what I mean, douche
June 7th, 2007
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OMG SO AWESOME
June 7th, 2007
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Awesome. Winnipeg, we got indians.
June 7th, 2007
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f*ck you, im native and this offends.
June 7th, 2007
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Timaeus may or may not wake up to find a tomahawk lodged in his chest sometime soon, but for what it's worth, my friend is half-sioux and she laughed at this.
June 7th, 2007
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if you're using a computer, you're not part of the demographic at hand
June 7th, 2007
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So? Natives are offensive. They all need to get POCAHONTAS'D; to be raped by a bunch of white guys and be a sideshow attraction for European nobles to throw peanuts on before dying of influenza.
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That's what the bathrooms are like in their casinos
June 7th, 2007
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lol, that statement is more funny than this site.
June 7th, 2007
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In case you don´t know, that´s the "Jubilant Drinking Song" chant from aboriginal Taiwanese. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_To_Innocence
June 7th, 2007
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Man you North Americans are lucky you have civilized natives, our abbos here would have just gone in the middle of the complex floor.......!!111 haha, nah.. but yeah..
June 7th, 2007
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No creativity besides copying a video, and ridiculous racism = 1 star. If I wanted to watch a f*cking video I'd go to Ebaums world.
June 7th, 2007
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Then you'd be watching 5 minutes or more of nothing happening on the security camera and have no audio. This way, you've seen it, it was short and to the point, it had some relative audio, and some fart noises for humour. I guess you missed the point of YTMND you douchebag.
June 7th, 2007
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what about http://heysismorerootbeer.ytmnd.com/? and that's in your favourites
June 7th, 2007
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oh, Oh, OH!!!
June 7th, 2007
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I live just north of winnepeg... Oh sh*t!
June 7th, 2007
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Five stars, LOL "native" americans
June 7th, 2007
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I wasn't aware that Natives were smart enough to get through revolving doors, so I'm not surprised that they can't tell a random pot from the shrub they drink Varsol behind which doubles as a home for them.
June 7th, 2007
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That's not entirely fair. Many of them live in government housing.
June 7th, 2007
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Many of them also call a kerosene and Benadryl c*cktail a 'hearty meal'.
June 7th, 2007
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US army>RED skinned dirt worshippers.
June 7th, 2007
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I can't condone this racism
June 7th, 2007
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Racism is tremendously magnificent.
June 7th, 2007
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As a Native who doesn't live on a reserve, is making something of himself, and isn't a drunk, I can say that you seem to love blanket statements. But this was still incredibly funny. Congratulations. I liked it alot less after you said a bunch of racist sh*t, though.
June 7th, 2007
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Clearly there are holes in every blanket. However, the majority are snuggled up nice and warm within a stereotype. People are always saying stereotypes are bad. Not because stereotypes are incorrect, but because stereotypes reveal a sects overall true nature and that bothers members within said sect. Tell me, do you receive any benefits a white person would not receive?
June 7th, 2007
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Raphael is Cool but Rude
June 9th, 2007
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Gimme a break.
June 11th, 2007
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Michaelangelo is a party dude!
June 7th, 2007
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No Ninja Turtles reference, fail.
June 11th, 2007
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I agree, WTF!
June 8th, 2007
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I'm part native and I don't appriciate you making fun of my people like this, you fail at life.
June 8th, 2007
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lol
June 8th, 2007
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Either you are being a jackass on purpose to get a reaction....in which case I say bravo, or you are a complete waste of sperm and eggs. I haven't decided which yet.
June 8th, 2007
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Damn this video. I walk right past that plant all the damn time.
June 8th, 2007
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nsfw'd! I want my money back.
June 8th, 2007
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No sh*t, heh? How the hell is this nsfw? F*cking bunch of n*gg*r pussies.
June 8th, 2007
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best comment ever, shut up indians!
June 8th, 2007
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this is a good site but you seem like an *ssh*le
June 15th, 2007
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changing to one because i read a few more of your comments
June 15th, 2007
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So your basing your vote of my site on the fact that the creator may or may not be an *ssh*le? This is why YTMND has pure sh*t on the front page and all the good stuff gets pushed back under the decaying semen that is people and sites like yourself. N*gg*r.
June 8th, 2007
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Not Even Native Music
June 8th, 2007
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lol im from winnipeg, there is no such place as Winnipeg Square Office Complex, this is the polo park mall i think. anyway great idea!
June 10th, 2007
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It's the concourse under Canwest Global Place, about a hundred feet away from Winnipeg Square. Where the TD Bank is.
June 10th, 2007
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Yes, this is in winnipeg square as Dasyati pointed out. Anybody that lives in Winnipeg knows that you can't say "indian" without putting "F*cking" infront of it. F*cking indians.
June 9th, 2007
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5'd for farts
June 9th, 2007
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he's not indian. he's more like a mexican hybrid. indians can't grow facial hair. learn to distinguish between races.
June 9th, 2007
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Mexicans, Natives... They're all inferior in the eyes of intelligent men, women, and Jesus Christs.
June 10th, 2007
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http://spiritedenergy.ytmnd.com/ ^ I think that one of these guys is the same guy in the vid.
June 10th, 2007
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Winnipeg represent! This is just a typical day in downtown Winnipeg. Good ol' indians.
June 10th, 2007
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That was just a horrible thing to watch.
June 10th, 2007
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sh*t happens.
June 10th, 2007
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i lold
June 11th, 2007
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1'd for keyword spam and racism/inside jokes, whichever you prefer.
October 22nd, 2010
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He needs to add "cold cut combos"
June 11th, 2007
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This is the reason why I'm scared of natives.
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fart noises = 1
June 12th, 2007
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actually it's -4 because you only have 1 star up thar sir, gg kthxbi
June 11th, 2007
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For Americans not in the know, it's pretty f*cked up here in Canada. Natives get tax exemptions, free land, award ceremonies dedicated to only their race (LOL WHO'S RACIST NOW, BITCH), etc. For all they've gained they still sit on reserves huffing gasoline and being alcoholics. You think anyone in Canada cares that they're Native? Think anyone is going to discriminate against them if they actually tried doing some hard work, going through college to get good jobs? No one gives a f*ck! Less QQ plz
June 11th, 2007
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Hardworking and productive Natives are so rare that you just think that they're Filipinos that bathed when you see them.
June 11th, 2007
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I care. Why should they have access to the same education and employment as me if they are getting free money. I figured we paid to keep them out of our f*cking cities. But they are f*cking everywhere. Driving up house prices because they don't want to live in teepees. F*ck them! They are paid to live on their land not in a comfortable home with access to our doctors. WHITE MAN EVIL!!! STAY THE F*CK AWAY!!!!
July 5th, 2007
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First off over 79% of all natives(in Canada) live off reserve which means they do NOT get the benefits for government funding. You know why? Because all that "Free land" is sh*t thats why. Try going to the rez yourself or checking the paper. Just look at Kashechewan two years back when they needed to evacuate the entire population because of a contaminated water supply. Another thing, you can tighten up unemployment insurance all you like but people still gotta live.
July 6th, 2007
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A fundamental rule of nature I personally agree with 100%, adapt or disappear. All species have their time, however, as humans, we SHOULD have the intelligence to adapt to change. Change is a part of life. We are evolving as a species and natives are being left behind because they want to be left behind. All you have to do is look at the facial features of a native American to see they belong somewhere in the past as a partially forgotten memory of what was. Progress hurts, deal with it or die in isolation.
July 9th, 2007
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First off, stop thinking of us as just Indians, these are human lives here. Thousands of people with traditions that date back thousands of years. Dont you have a heritage you pride yourself in? Dont you have beliefs you cherish? You can't expect people to just bow down to genocide.
July 10th, 2007
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I have no traditions because tradition is for weak minded, superstitious, dark-aged cults. My comments are the exact opposite of thinking of natives as only natives. I tried my best to include them into the rest of the human gene-pool, but they and yourself are making it very difficult.
June 12th, 2007
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Well-made I guess but the racism in the comments outweighs the funny.
June 12th, 2007
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OP please ignore these trolls
June 13th, 2007
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Someone tell Max his new featured users list is a bunch of fad-making spam-tards. I wish the front page templates actually worked properly. Anyone stupid enough to click on anything in that box o' douche deserves what they get. STOP MAKING NEW FEATURES!!!
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
June 13th, 2007
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^ All you dying in a sewer fire and no... you... not... dying in a sewer fire makes ytmnd a better site.
June 13th, 2007
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You post that on every ytmnd. Is commenting the same comment a full-time job for you? I guess you could say, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
June 13th, 2007
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Bitch.
June 13th, 2007
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when has ytmnd ever been about social sensitivity? grow a f*cking funny bone, you P.C. *ssh*les.
June 13th, 2007
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upvoted
July 4th, 2007
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Try waves of disease, alchohol, sexually deviant priests, residential shcools, and internal aswell as external assimilation. It seems everything just got f*cked up after Colombus came over. You can't begin to imagine what my people have been through, you'd rather sit back and watch an entire race of people suffer. I'm all for decent racist jokes and all but your rants just piss me off.
July 4th, 2007
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Natives don't count as people, though. They're like livestock, only not useful and more diseased. Besides, what kind of people fall over dead because superior and civilized folk come and sneeze on them? That's not people, that's not even Indians. If anything, you all owe the people of India an apology for associating your kind with their name. Now everyone thinks of real Indians as even dirtier than they are thanks to your culture of poison.
July 4th, 2007
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I don't deny that Europeans were out of control during imperialization periods. That has nothing to do with this, me, nor reality today as we know it. Also, just so you can say you aren't just another dumb American, Colombus did, in no way, discover America in the slightest. The Vikings came over around 300AD after a trip to Greenland on longboats and settled the Newfoundland/Nova Scotia area of Canada before leaving again back to Europe. Halt referencing historical figures you know nothing about.
July 5th, 2007
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Colombus lead one of the first "successful" colonial expeditions into the Americas during an age of national imperialism and economic competition much different than the vikings. But all this history is besides the point you say "That has nothing to do with this, me, nor reality today as we know it". Dont you think all these outside influences I just listed have something to with the social and economic depression my people face right now? Come on
July 6th, 2007
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I think that if native Americans got off their asses, put down the weed and put some sort of effort into their education and eventually some sort of contribution to society, they would not be in the situation they are in today. Stop blaming your bullsh*t on things that have happened to other people and start concentrating on yourselves as individuals. Excuse train... ALL ABOARD!!!
July 9th, 2007
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This isnt sh*t that happened hundreds of years ago jackass, my uncle went through the residential school system which started in 1874. Kids were sent to these schools to be assimilated into "civilized society" over half of them died and the ones that survived lost their lives and their daily bread, when this happened they turned to alchohol, drugs, anything they could get their hands on. Yes some have given up hope, and i wish it was a simple issue of willpower but it isnt.
July 10th, 2007
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My grandparents narrowly escaped both Russian and Nazi tyranny and made a life for themselves. I don't go around being a useless piece of alcoholic sh*t because my ancestors faced turmoil. Grow up and survive.
July 10th, 2007
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Well I can honestly see that we're going nowhere in this discussion I've said my piece, and you've said yours I just simply can't accept your nihilistic point of view and I can see there's going to be no change in your way of thinking. We'll just have to agree to disagree.
August 6th, 2007
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hahaha omg
August 11th, 2007
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Hahaha omg 3 stars wtf? Bipolar much?
December 24th, 2007
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dammit why did i only 3 this
August 6th, 2007
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lolz i roffled my self hard
October 14th, 2007
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LOL. Unfortunately, I can't get my vote to stick.
November 14th, 2007
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I'd hate to be the maintenance guy at that place.
August 27th, 2008
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you should source the image from the APTN
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November 11th, 2009
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
October 29th, 2010
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Civil disobedience is at its best when it involves poo.