I HATE the Quiznos Bitch.
Created on: April 15th, 2007
I HATE the Quiznos Bitch.
yeah i know the animation is off sync. i made it crappy on purpose. a person that worthless does not deserve a well synced gif.

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58 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZJIBuGHFfY
43 http://www.matchdoctor.com/blog_69620/It_s_not_lacking_any_meat_That_s_what_real_women_need.html
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34 http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1140889/2

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April 16th, 2007
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lol wanna find out if im gay?
April 16th, 2007
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racist
April 16th, 2007
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ya did good
April 16th, 2007
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Real women need to make me a sandwich. Oh wait..
April 16th, 2007
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lol
April 16th, 2007
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I hate that bitch so much. I wish I could give you the internets for spreading the word of Hate, but all I can give you is this 5.
April 16th, 2007
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f*ck that was annoying
April 16th, 2007
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I hate her too. I didn't like the site much though.
April 16th, 2007
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I'll give her some meat lol but yeah somehow I knew ytmnd was gonna make fun of this, I just knew it, thanks.
April 16th, 2007
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HAHA THIS F*CKING MADE ME LAUGH MY *SS OFF!!!!
April 16th, 2007
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Epic Win!
April 16th, 2007
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They want meat? I'll cram sausages down their throat and stick starving dogs up their butt!
April 16th, 2007
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I am so glad some one made this, thank you, i am filled with a rage i cannot understand whenever i see this commercial...
April 16th, 2007
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next time, be sure to add funnay.
April 16th, 2007
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oh hell yeah i hate that chick
April 16th, 2007
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Haha 5 because of all the guys who are mad at this commercial. I'm going to start writing NEEDS MORE MEAT in comments for everytime i see a NEEDS MORE BOOBS/TITS/FEMALE GENITALS on ytmnds. wtf at the goats.
April 16th, 2007
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Someone needs to do a quiznos bitch remix
April 16th, 2007
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Anyone notice the dumb bitch next to here doesn't change facial expression?
April 16th, 2007
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Oops, "next to HER"... Also made be laught till I about choked...
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April 16th, 2007
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HAHAHA
April 16th, 2007
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You over did it...
April 16th, 2007
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Real women need JON CARRIE.
April 19th, 2007
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johny KERRY its KERRY get it right
April 19th, 2007
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Real women need POLEND.
April 16th, 2007
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I think I burst something in my stomach from laughing so hard...
April 16th, 2007
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God, I hate that bitch
April 16th, 2007
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GOD DAMMIT I HATE HER TOO!
April 16th, 2007
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I thought it was just me, good to know it bothers others as well
April 16th, 2007
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get rid of the goats for a 5
April 16th, 2007
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rofl +2 for the goats
April 16th, 2007
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Boy that laugh sucks. But I had some fun with it. Check it out: http://weirdlaughsong.ytmnd.com/
April 16th, 2007
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***** ^_^
April 16th, 2007
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I laughed a ton at the audio. The goats were priceless.
April 16th, 2007
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I continue to laugh at this more.
April 16th, 2007
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5'd for gratuitous mountain goating.
April 16th, 2007
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I like women who like big meat. Dirty thirty hoes (no nappy headed ones though) rule.
April 16th, 2007
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I hate that f*cking comercial. Hate!
April 16th, 2007
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eh, could use less goat.. it dragged on abit; otherwise, awsome
April 16th, 2007
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WOW... I just laughed... WTF??!
April 16th, 2007
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What the f*ck just happened
April 16th, 2007
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this is so f*cking terrible
April 16th, 2007
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rofl
April 16th, 2007
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ahahahahaahahahahahahahhahhahahahaha
April 16th, 2007
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I thought this was hilarious. Her slowed down laugh was funny-sounding, and the goat part really cracked me up.
April 16th, 2007
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What's funny is she's asian
April 16th, 2007
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Lol, teh bahhing.
April 16th, 2007
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This is stolen from a youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LxovImC_s8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU and one more that has all of them laughing.
April 16th, 2007
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You sir, are f*cking amazing.
April 16th, 2007
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I f*cking hate that chick. Notice how her friend looks at the cumdumpster as she giggles about her meat.
April 16th, 2007
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f*cking sh*t Max is right GTFO the top viewed
April 16th, 2007
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Amen to that
April 16th, 2007
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That commercial is f*cking annoying. Those bitches need a slap.
April 16th, 2007
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F*CKING YES
April 16th, 2007
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The goat seals the five and the fav
April 16th, 2007
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Agree'd she is a f*ggot bitch...kinda like most of the Quiznoes company
April 16th, 2007
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YOU'RE MY HERO. I'VE ALWAYS HATED THAT BITCH ON THAT COMMERCIAL AND HER STUPID INNUENDOS!
April 16th, 2007
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haha, dangly parts
April 16th, 2007
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I'd do her with my meat.
April 16th, 2007
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hall of fame plz...
April 16th, 2007
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yeah. f*ck that bitch.
April 16th, 2007
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I have been waiting for someone to take this bitch down..............
April 16th, 2007
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YAY
April 16th, 2007
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amazing. f yea. a lot.
April 16th, 2007
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5'd for concurring opinion
April 16th, 2007
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rofl it just keeps going
April 16th, 2007
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You deserve a medal
April 16th, 2007
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ba-a-a-a-a-aah
April 16th, 2007
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It's funny, then it's annoying, then it's funny again.
April 16th, 2007
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I LOL'd. GOAT FTW.
April 16th, 2007
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When I first saw the title i said out loud "Me too." $20 its the meat chick that laughs. well guess I should probobly watch it before posting oh well I'll check it out now.
April 16th, 2007
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ROFL you do not disappoint.
April 16th, 2007
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5d and agreed
April 16th, 2007
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i'm glad i'm not the only one that noticed this.
April 16th, 2007
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My thought exactly.
April 17th, 2007
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the goat is sexy
April 17th, 2007
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You hate her because you have a small penis
April 17th, 2007
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Why are you people putting negatives on the people who point out that this is stolen??
April 17th, 2007
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so long dude, funny though
April 17th, 2007
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I so agree with you! LOL! That is awesome! I always muted that part because I found it offensive to my masculine sensibilities. BITCHES!
April 17th, 2007
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This is epic! The continuation of repeated off the wall sh*t. Think about it.... "real women need" "bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah" "hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah" "mm mm mm mm mm toasty" "ha ha" See epic.
April 17th, 2007
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lmao the slow motion bit makes me laugh every time
April 17th, 2007
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I thought "somebody has to feel the same way about that bitch as I do" the first time i saw that commercial
April 17th, 2007
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God bless you
April 17th, 2007
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Almost failed, but then win'ed
April 17th, 2007
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lolololol
April 17th, 2007
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Add some horse dick/nedm in there somewhere and Ill give you 6stars. Really.
April 17th, 2007
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Big score for slowmo laugh then poor score for annoying goat.
April 17th, 2007
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Genius also I didn't know Female Cosby did yellowface.
April 17th, 2007
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Oh... stolen. +1 for adding goat heads I guess.
April 17th, 2007
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someone make one that goes "it's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women ...Urmphh *gag*"
April 17th, 2007
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rofl what a whore
April 17th, 2007
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Lol
April 17th, 2007
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f*ck i hate that bitch!!!
April 17th, 2007
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I hate that bitch too but this isn't funny.
April 17th, 2007
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That was so funny
April 17th, 2007
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Oh, look. A commercial and a south park reference. South park sucks and so does this.
April 17th, 2007
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i mean, its just sad because she's sayin it cuz thats what they want her to say... u can tell by her laugh she's uncomfortable... i mean, she's asian right? she's thinkin 'oh man my husband is gonna be so pissed when i get back tonight' but with that camera in your face you turn into a sellout whore, if you're a good american
April 17th, 2007
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At 1st i hated this, But didn't listen long enough.
April 17th, 2007
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Rofl. Dude I hate her too
April 17th, 2007
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i turn to another channel when this comes on... :X
April 17th, 2007
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I hate that bitch too. Her laugh cuts me to the bone. Ugh.
April 17th, 2007
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kill it with fire.
April 17th, 2007
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Mass h8 for quiznos uber *ssh*le and stupid laughing c*nt.
April 17th, 2007
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oh god, thank you for making this
April 17th, 2007
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ROFL, I thought that commercial was so gay.
April 17th, 2007
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I spatted my soda
April 17th, 2007
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April 17th, 2007
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the goat laughing was funny, but if she wants a lot of meat she should just come over to my house, lolrskates
April 17th, 2007
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5'd for da win!
April 17th, 2007
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hahahaha, i knew someone would do this. i hate her
April 17th, 2007
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oh man this is going to be one of my all time favs
April 17th, 2007
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I hated this ho since the first time I saw the commercial. This made me laugh my *ss off.
April 17th, 2007
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would have been better without the polend
April 17th, 2007
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Somebody put a dick in her hand and have it cream all over her face while shes laughing!!!
April 17th, 2007
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I agree, she is a stupid f*cking bitch. Horrible commercial and I will never go to Quiznos.
April 17th, 2007
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goats rock so does laughter
April 17th, 2007
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btw I shot dr. pepper up my nasal passage tryin to drink as the goat scene started... the 4th time watchin this, it is THAT GOOD
April 17th, 2007
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This whole genre of commercial (actors trying to fool you into thinking they're people-on-the-street) is very obnoxious.
April 17th, 2007
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I'm glad someone finally noticed this. It pains me to think that someone actually said, "ok this take is good." If i was her I would be really embarassed.
April 17th, 2007
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my days :D this is made of double you eye now!
April 17th, 2007
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Thank you...I f*cking hate that woman
April 17th, 2007
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WTF? I seriously LOL'd my *ss off there, when the mountain goats popped up. lol
April 17th, 2007
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me too
April 17th, 2007
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too far w/ the damned goat
April 17th, 2007
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omfg i hate that bitch too. this is so funny
April 17th, 2007
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Subway ftw
April 17th, 2007
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Yes. YES! YES!!!! Finally, somebody did what was needed to be done!
April 17th, 2007
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im sorry im sorry....THAT WAS THE MOST F*CKING STUPID THING IN TEH GOD DAMN WORLD!!!! You obviously HATE the Quiznoz bitch because you edit her laughing constantly and goats having all sorts of goatse laughter...GTFO! God dammit, your the one who needs to be slapped, not the Quiznoz person!
April 17th, 2007
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not bad... kuz we all hate her ... but why soo much goat?
April 17th, 2007
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easy 5
April 17th, 2007
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lol okay...
April 17th, 2007
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
April 17th, 2007
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We are being a bit harsh on her, but that's what the woman needs. a-huhehUGHuh
April 17th, 2007
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The slowdown seals it! PERFECT!
April 17th, 2007
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i hate her too 4'd
April 17th, 2007
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"prime rib is the uber meat guy" should be next
April 17th, 2007
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the devils taint
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I hate that bitch too
April 17th, 2007
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:O
April 17th, 2007
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Funny. 5 stars for you!
April 17th, 2007
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The uber meat
April 17th, 2007
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this is just great
April 18th, 2007
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Long but worth it XD
April 18th, 2007
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed (and hated) this. Every time that commercial comes on I feel like I want to drive my skull through the tv set.
April 18th, 2007
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this is awesome
April 18th, 2007
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lol gold
April 18th, 2007
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THANK you. That laugh she does annoys the living f*ck out of me.
April 18th, 2007
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I would have enjoyed a classic ytmnd approach than a gifanimated "here let me fill in the blanks for you so that its funny" synced piece of sh*t.
April 18th, 2007
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I disagree, his expression of this is the funniest part.
April 18th, 2007
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Eh, the rams aren't too funny. When they go on "baaaah"ing for like a minute, people just close the YTMND because they think thats all the rest is. Cut the Rams for great justice.
April 18th, 2007
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i love how this just refuses to end for like 10 minutes.
April 18th, 2007
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You sir, are incredible.
April 18th, 2007
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Saw that coming
April 18th, 2007
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Good, but, the goat part was a little too long...
April 18th, 2007
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5'd, you're goddamn right!
April 18th, 2007
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April 18th, 2007
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You only hate her because you are lacking meat.
April 18th, 2007
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video on Youtube was better.
April 18th, 2007
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Sync?
April 18th, 2007
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rofl that was my exact thought when i saw that commercial for the first time, and every time since
April 18th, 2007
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i hate her to.
April 18th, 2007
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GOD, SHE DOES F*CKING SUCK
April 18th, 2007
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April 18th, 2007
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can i punch this bitch in the c*nt?
April 18th, 2007
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It's not lacking any 5 stars, actually!!!
April 18th, 2007
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cant stop laughing!!
April 18th, 2007
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haha i love that name "quiznos bitch"
April 18th, 2007
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LMAO! Goat laugh FTW!
April 18th, 2007
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I lol'd
April 18th, 2007
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"a person that worthless does not deserve a well synced gif."
April 18th, 2007
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I hate you more!
April 18th, 2007
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I've felt the hate vibrating!
April 18th, 2007
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im never gonna eat again, 5d!
April 18th, 2007
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You read my mind, seriously.
April 18th, 2007
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I thought the goat thing would never end. Just as I'm going to close my window it skips to the next part. I enjoyed it all completely.
April 18th, 2007
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Excellent, and I share your hatred of that commercial.
April 18th, 2007
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I hate 'em too
April 18th, 2007
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lmfao
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The Baron also hates that nappy headed ho...
April 18th, 2007
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I prefer carrrne asada.
April 18th, 2007
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What the f**k? LOL LMFAO
April 18th, 2007
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Burst out laughing at slo-mo part
April 19th, 2007
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I hate that quiznos bitch too man
April 19th, 2007
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lawl...f*cking goats
April 19th, 2007
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3'd, way too long
April 19th, 2007
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April 19th, 2007
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I changed my mind and 4'd it.* It's still too long. For instance, the sheep thing only needed to go on maybe 1/3 of how long you did it
April 19th, 2007
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Universe Tier
April 19th, 2007
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needs more gay fuel
April 19th, 2007
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Best. Site. Ever.
April 19th, 2007
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Ack! It was pretty good but that goat thing goes on too long, just two seconds would have been perfect.
April 19th, 2007
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Mm mm mm mm mm... heehee.
April 19th, 2007
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Ċ°ber-m33t
April 19th, 2007
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I can't even begin to count how many times I've ended up screaming at my TV when this bitch came on. My suitemate's think I need to see a psychiatrist. "WHATS THAT? REAL WOMEN NEED MORE MEAT? WELL MAYBE ALL YOU NEED YOU MOTHERF*CKING BITCH IS TO BE BEATEN IN YOUR F*CKING FACE WITH A F*CKING PIPE"
April 19th, 2007
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ok..........???WTF AM I LOOKING AT?
April 19th, 2007
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If you don't like her you have a small penis
April 19th, 2007
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i love quiznos =< but LOL@ GOATS!!!
April 19th, 2007
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uber meat...a funny commercial, but a commercial none the less
April 19th, 2007
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five for real hate.
April 19th, 2007
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it's not lakkin eny MEEEET. An that's what real women NEEYUD! EHEHEELUELEeEEu!
April 19th, 2007
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I'd like her to get some of my meat. *highfive*
April 19th, 2007
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I f*cking hate this uber commercial
April 19th, 2007
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5d ...even tho u stole it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&mode=related&search=
April 19th, 2007
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Perfect slowdown action.
April 19th, 2007
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faved
April 19th, 2007
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yes! let the hate flow through you!
April 19th, 2007
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you just fell for the Freud
April 19th, 2007
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Instant classic.
April 19th, 2007
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lol, I hate that bitch too
April 19th, 2007
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epic, 5.5
April 19th, 2007
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LMAO! I hate her too
April 19th, 2007
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You stole this entirely off of youtube.
April 19th, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
April 19th, 2007
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freakin rofl you win
April 19th, 2007
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that bitch needs to get slapped. +47 [reply] [+|-] 2007-04-15 03:27:17 Smotezilla oober meat or dumb skank? wait I'm not being specific enough. +3 [+|-] 2007-04-15 22:22:37 mrmatrixaplix needs moar goat +4 [+|-] 2007-04-15 22:52:56 ccxvi Lol, I thought the goat thing would go on forever, almost closed the tab before hearing the next thing come on. (I think it's spelled "über" (; ) +5 [+|-] 2007-04-16 05:03:58 mikeyfapper Agreed, that commercial is retarded. +5
April 19th, 2007
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this is, by far, the most, absolutely f*cked up thing i have seen. it runs too long. i love it. f*ck me
April 19th, 2007
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:3
April 19th, 2007
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I still like the original better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&mode=related&search=
April 19th, 2007
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WHY DO I FIND THIS SO DAMN FUNNY?
April 19th, 2007
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I find this offensive to my large dick. Also, I didn't laugh. :/ sorry pal.
January 17th, 2009
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Your large dick is a pussy.
April 19th, 2007
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i can't believe i watched the whole thing
April 20th, 2007
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i hate her too
April 20th, 2007
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You can safely plead "Temporary Insanity".
April 20th, 2007
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What a waste of time. It too way too long for very little humor.
April 20th, 2007
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She likes'a the sexual innuendos!
April 20th, 2007
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This is so stupid its good.
April 20th, 2007
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I would seriously f*cking kill her if I met her in real life. Or a dream.
April 20th, 2007
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needs to get d*ckslapped. and lol'd at goat noise
April 20th, 2007
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Yes yes YES
April 20th, 2007
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Seriously one of the greatest YTMNDs in the last six months.
April 20th, 2007
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Well I think she's cute and I would like to help her.
April 20th, 2007
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5 for surreal humor
April 20th, 2007
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+6 for ram heads, -1 for not being able to vote higher than 5
April 20th, 2007
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I hate that bitch >_>
April 20th, 2007
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She appears to be Asian, and in need of meat. Some stereotypes come to mind...ah nevermind.
April 20th, 2007
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It's not lacking any BAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. And that's what real... *eats hay* Baaaaahhhhhhhhh...
April 20th, 2007
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Spite lol.
April 20th, 2007
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5'd for spec
April 20th, 2007
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Five for extended goating.
April 20th, 2007
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everyone who upvotes this site has a small penis
January 17th, 2009
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You're that bitch, aren't you? Go eat another Quizno's sub, you meat slut.
April 20th, 2007
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Yeah you need more meat to get fat and dumped you whore bitch. lol..
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