I HATE the Quiznos Bitch.
Created on: April 15th, 2007
I HATE the Quiznos Bitch.
yeah i know the animation is off sync. i made it crappy on purpose. a person that worthless does not deserve a well synced gif.

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April 15th, 2007
(120)
that bitch needs to get slapped.
April 15th, 2007
(8)
oober meat or dumb skank? wait I'm not being specific enough.
April 15th, 2007
(10)
needs moar goat
April 15th, 2007
(10)
April 16th, 2007
(9)
Agreed, that commercial is retarded.
April 16th, 2007
(7)
it taint pussy and it taint *ssh*le.
April 16th, 2007
(6)
Hellz yeah she does!
April 16th, 2007
(6)
Hate that bitch. Want to slap myself until it leaves my mind after seeing it.
April 16th, 2007
(5)
She sounds like my ex... Only slightly less annoying
April 17th, 2007
(4)
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
April 17th, 2007
(4)
IM FOR KILLING OF THAT BITCH /SIGNED
April 17th, 2007
(4)
I think the only thing that sounds funnier than hetting punched in the face in super slo-mo is laughing about penises in super slo-mo
April 17th, 2007
(3)
OMFG dude, best YTMND in a long *ss time. But it takes more than one man to save YTMND.
April 18th, 2007
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5 for capturing the huge gay *ss n*gg*r smile at the beginning of her mouth.
April 19th, 2007
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I was considering deducting points, cause their was too much goat. Then I realized her laugh is even worse than the gd goat sounds, so it is apporpriate. well done
April 19th, 2007
(2)
yes, yes she does and raped afterwards
April 19th, 2007
(1)
Haha this is incredible. I always make fun of that comercial.
April 21st, 2007
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heh...yeah. I found this commercial extremely irritating when I saw it as well.
April 22nd, 2007
(1)
lol yeah she does
April 22nd, 2007
(4)
This website is not lacking any meat. And that's what real ytmnders need! DTYEAUHHUHH!!!
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I agree, I hate that laugh she makes and everytime the commercial comes on it makes me want to rip my ears off so I don't have to hear it.
April 23rd, 2007
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I'm not even from america so i havent seen this thing, but just watching this site makes me hate the bitch.
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 25th, 2007
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lol looks like a certain someone is pissed off that he's being revealed for the thieving bastard that he is. Go ahead and downvote my replies you dick.
August 4th, 2007
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Posting in an epic YTMND
January 16th, 2009
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I'd still f*ck her in the ass.... cuz thats what real women need
January 16th, 2009
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ok im not gonna type like a f*ggot like i usually do. this is the gayest, most unfunny site on ytmnd and the fact that so many upvoted it shows just how gay, unfunny and retarded the majority of ytmnd users are.
January 16th, 2009
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ok im not gonna type like a f*ggot like i usually do. this is the gayest, most unfunny site on ytmnd and the fact that so many upvoted it shows just how gay, unfunny and retarded the majority of ytmnd users are.
January 17th, 2009
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I was the 100th guy to "+" this comment.
January 18th, 2009
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101Get The Get We Made Contact
January 18th, 2009
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102
January 20th, 2009
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ill give her my meat, she is asking for me. ill make one real woman out of her :D
April 15th, 2007
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LOawl
April 15th, 2007
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I wanna see a ytmnd of this girl saying that line, then getting her head smacked off with a giant penis.
April 15th, 2007
(2)
I second this motion.
April 15th, 2007
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LOL!
April 15th, 2007
(1)
This can be the only answer
April 15th, 2007
(0)
WHACK!
April 15th, 2007
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Third
April 17th, 2007
(0)
i fourth this, hahaha
April 19th, 2007
(0)
this must come to be.
April 20th, 2007
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Why do you want to see penises?
April 20th, 2007
(11)
because that's what real women need, dumbass.
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 15th, 2007
(1)
trippy and hateful
April 16th, 2007
(4)
I genuinely felt the hate that was put into making this ytmnd. Some sites try to accomplish this and simply fail. This one removed all doubts by the time the goat heads showed up.
April 18th, 2007
(1)
agreed. OOBER MEAT
April 21st, 2007
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GOAT F*CKERS!!!!
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Dude, you totally read my mind!
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 15th, 2007
(0)
about time thank you for making this
April 15th, 2007
(1)
well, there have already been many made before, so many even, that there's even a mention on wikipedia about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiznos#Advertising But it's still nice to see the recognition.
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 15th, 2007
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good effing job. I'd suggest taking out the first -slowed down- version, and just going straight into the rams. but.. made me lol
April 16th, 2007
(1)
No way. The slow version is what got me to lol.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
OMG LOL!!! I couldnt stop laughing at the f*cking goats!
April 15th, 2007
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uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber
April 15th, 2007
(0)
thats what I'm talk'n BOUT
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good, make more
April 15th, 2007
(5)
BEST YTMND EVER. The fact that the goat goes on for so long makes it deserve 6 stars.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
wtf
April 15th, 2007
(0)
i wonder who else listened to the entire thing
April 15th, 2007
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me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
April 15th, 2007
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yeah slapped by MY C*CK!!!
April 15th, 2007
(0)
"What happened to the goat?" I'm expecting a jurassic-park themed knock off of this site now
April 15th, 2007
(0)
yeah the more i see this the more it makes me wonder what the HELL they were thinking putting this dumb bitch on a commercial
April 15th, 2007
(0)
lol
April 15th, 2007
(9)
Awesome! Overdid the goats a bit.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
5 but id still bone her
April 15th, 2007
(13)
photoshop her getting f*cked in the ass, like real women need
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Hahaha, f*cking awesome.
April 15th, 2007
(3)
5'd but i still demand that someone makes her head explode
April 15th, 2007
(-2)
^ agreed
April 15th, 2007
(0)
oh my, I laughed during the whole f*cking thing.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Nice. Everyone hates her! It's like she's speaking for all women- maybe she just needs to realize that HER boyfriend has a small weiner and get over it!
April 15th, 2007
(0)
omg im crying...
April 15th, 2007
(0)
lololowall
April 15th, 2007
(0)
*cracks up*
April 15th, 2007
(0)
5'd. F*cking hysterical.
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that made me lol. though, i love that chick
April 15th, 2007
(0)
RTT Says: WHO ORDERED THE GOATS!?
April 15th, 2007
(0)
lolotoast
April 15th, 2007
(1)
you have no idea how long ive felt this way.
April 15th, 2007
(4)
nonetheless she can have my meat
April 15th, 2007
(0)
someone needs to make a ytmnd with a c*ck in some bread and play that audio
April 16th, 2007
(0)
indeed.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
lmfao, we canadians hate that too.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
epic shop
April 15th, 2007
(1)
it's not lacking any funneh, and thats what real goats need.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
While I hate the bitch, I pity her for being infamous for doing a sh*tty job in a sh*tty commercial for a sh*tty fast food chain, and not something with substance like TEH f4st & dah FURRYUS
April 15th, 2007
(1)
That bitch is a total slut. I said that the first time I saw the commercial.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
You have taken your hatred to a whole new level....I Thank You.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
"I totally don't know what that means, but I want it."
April 15th, 2007
(0)
yes
April 15th, 2007
(0)
I will do everything in my power to keep this ytmnd well known throughout the week.
April 15th, 2007
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April 15th, 2007
(3)
There is a sex video on the internet with me and those two women.
April 17th, 2007
(0)
URL please?
April 15th, 2007
(0)
5'd for truth...
April 15th, 2007
(0)
wow...random..but i agree...she needs bitch slapped
April 15th, 2007
(0)
GOAT%
April 15th, 2007
(1)
needs explosions. 4'd
April 15th, 2007
(1)
make it where a trex comes in and bites her head off.
April 15th, 2007
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wow this is one of the best ytmnds ive ever seen and thats saying alot
April 20th, 2007
(2)
You just got your account last year...
April 15th, 2007
(0)
U wanna f*ck her
April 15th, 2007
(0)
SOMEONE has an infintile penis and is trying to compensate.... +2 for the slowed-down laugh. That me lawl.
April 15th, 2007
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The best part is the slowmo laugh.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
What happens after the goat I lost patience and the sound began to annoy me.
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I hate her too.
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wow you got me hating an advert i havent even seen
April 15th, 2007
(0)
LMAO WTF!
April 15th, 2007
(0)
More voice mutations. And the goat part is too f*cking long.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
too short
April 15th, 2007
(0)
RTT Sez: Would just be a 4 for being funny and the random goats but when you add the slow-mo laugh, that gets another star. 5'd
April 15th, 2007
(2)
I hate that gook too.
April 15th, 2007
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sound:polend MMMMMMONSTER FAIL
April 15th, 2007
(0)
lol so f*cking weird.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
LOL F*CKING GODDAMN QUIZZNOS HOOKERS PISS ME THE F*CK OFF
April 15th, 2007
(0)
yes, she needs to die
April 15th, 2007
(0)
I thought I was the only one!
April 15th, 2007
(0)
More ram noises.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
"that bitch needs to get slapped." agreed
April 15th, 2007
(0)
This ytmnd made me hate her more.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
i knew this would be up eventually- only an azn girl would be so oblivious to say such a thing
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Die bitch die!
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Uber - m33t
April 15th, 2007
(4)
Made me want to put steaks on my body and masturbate while drinking a dry martini.
April 21st, 2012
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.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
The part where the animal heads go on for like 3 minutes ruins it.
April 15th, 2007
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You stole from youtube cuz you have a small penis...hoorayyyy!!!!!! thief
April 15th, 2007
(0)
lol
April 15th, 2007
(0)
AHUAHHOEUYEUUHA
April 15th, 2007
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Real women do need meat. The chick rocks!
April 15th, 2007
(0)
LOLZ EPIC UBER MEAT
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Well done. I f*cking hate this c*nt
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Jesus Christ that went on forever.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
4
April 15th, 2007
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that sub has about 5lbs of meat in it, at Quiznos that sub would cost you about 30 bucks lol
April 15th, 2007
(0)
oober meat
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Made me laugh.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
been done
April 15th, 2007
(0)
F*cking azns they ruined the commercial
April 15th, 2007
(0)
still laughing
April 15th, 2007
(0)
hehe so true.
April 15th, 2007
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I hate her so much
April 15th, 2007
(1)
A hacked site that doesn't kill my ears =D
April 15th, 2007
(1)
you win
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Its packed with Poland Thats what real women need
April 15th, 2007
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the only thing that made me laugh was that laugh in slow motion
April 15th, 2007
(3)
IT'S NOT LACKING ANY MEAT...
April 15th, 2007
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AND THAT'S WHAT REAL WOMEN NEED!
April 16th, 2007
(0)
TEHMUUHUHHA!
April 15th, 2007
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Oh my God. Seriously. Oh. My. GOD. I CANNOT BREATHE, JESUS CHRIST. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MANGIFICENT THIS IS!!! Holy crap, I've wanted to kill them both since I first saw that add, along with the ueber meat guy, roflmao!! You, sir, are a genius. This is so amazingly edited. Period. You just reserved a front row seat in Heaven.
April 15th, 2007
(2)
you forgot poland
April 15th, 2007
(0)
Give her a Polish sausage, lol!
April 15th, 2007
(1)
oh jeez
April 15th, 2007
(4)
i hate that bitch too, but not as much as you... are you by any chance lacking meat?
April 15th, 2007
(2)
lol devils taint. the goat part lasted forever
April 15th, 2007
(2)
The funniest thing about that commercial is when she says that her friend look like she's ashamed of her.
April 15th, 2007
(2)
wow, that's a lot of work for just some person in a commercial
April 15th, 2007
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This is terrible, I don't understand why so many people upvoted it.
April 15th, 2007
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You sir are a god among men
April 15th, 2007
(1)
LMAOL
April 15th, 2007
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Nice job, I smell a fad. Oh and asians have a small penis lol.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
THANK YOU - shes such a retard
April 15th, 2007
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made me lol and cream my pants 5
April 15th, 2007
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5'd for rams.
April 15th, 2007
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April 15th, 2007
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Too long, assbitch.
April 15th, 2007
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I hate that lady too.You know who i hate more?That lady from the enterprise car commercial that goes "LETS GO GIRLS!".
April 15th, 2007
(2)
I agree.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
That commercial makes me want to stab people in the eye on the way to burning down all the quiznos.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Need rhymes with meat... holy sh*t.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Best YTMND ever created.
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STOP WATCHING TV
April 15th, 2007
(5)
lol, asian bitch
April 15th, 2007
(5)
she loves the c*ck
April 15th, 2007
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Yeah... Thats a five.
April 15th, 2007
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Shows what kind of taste users have. F*ck this.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
wts i was making a ytmnd of her right now
April 15th, 2007
(1)
!
April 15th, 2007
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hahah 5 for the slow mo
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lol goats
April 15th, 2007
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So what your saying is you lack meat and you are upset someone called you out on it. Guilt trip anyone?
April 15th, 2007
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5'd not cause im lackin' meat but because her voice in slow mo was f*cking hilarious.
April 15th, 2007
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omg lol im not the only one
April 15th, 2007
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FORGET ABOUT THE F*CKING COMMERCIAL!
April 15th, 2007
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5 for covering those ugly asians with the goatmasks.
April 15th, 2007
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I want to punch the TV in the face when that commercial comes on.
April 15th, 2007
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Uber meat. I can't stop watching this.
April 15th, 2007
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thank you.
April 15th, 2007
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I didnt expect to, but I laughed. I'd totally forgotten about that sh*tty commercial
April 15th, 2007
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Lol she's a slut. "WOMEN NEED MEAT" Hmmm...wonder what that means....
April 15th, 2007
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GHOAQBIS!
April 15th, 2007
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Great til the goat heads showed up and stayed for an hour. F*ck you if I want to hear a goat noise I'll just f*ck your mom instead of viewing this site.
April 15th, 2007
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rofl dude
April 15th, 2007
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THAT LAUGH............. GOD YOU JUST WANT TO KILL THAT WHORE!
April 15th, 2007
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R.I. P. Ytmnd 4/15/07
April 15th, 2007
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AMEN!
April 15th, 2007
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continue with f*cking the audio clip, please. not enough of that laugh mix pasting.
April 15th, 2007
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Dude, you guys, she obviously is saying that real women like to have lots meat on their sandwiches, and i don;t blame her. Sandwiches can be expensive and id like my money's worth. Meat is what a real man needs too.
January 16th, 2009
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real men need uber meat
April 15th, 2007
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lol, sounds like a cause of the penis envy
April 15th, 2007
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The goat thing started out as funny, got uncomfortable, and then creepy before moving on to more funny. Awesome.
April 15th, 2007
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funny.....but seriously, id f*ck her
April 15th, 2007
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^what he said.
April 15th, 2007
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I'll give her some meat...right down her throat to keep her quiet
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I wanna give that twat a knuckle sandwich! Thanks for making this!
April 15th, 2007
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thank u, that commercial is the most f*cking annoying thing on the planet
April 15th, 2007
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When her laugh repeats it sounds like she's having an orgasm.
April 15th, 2007
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I can't wait to go show this to all my friends
April 15th, 2007
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I also hate the spongemonkey thing.
April 15th, 2007
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I hate her so much...just a bit more than the guy who says "Prime rib is the uber meat"
April 15th, 2007
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It's about TIME someone caught this!! hahah I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw the commercial!
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5 because i hate her as well. as soon as i saw the title of this ytmnd, i knew exactly who you were talking about.
April 15th, 2007
(0)
quisnos sucks ass, not just the commercial, their food sucks. firehouse subs ftw.
April 15th, 2007
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also i would still hit that.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
Despite the bad commercials, Quiznos is leagues better than Subway.
April 15th, 2007
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is it sad that i knew exactly which bitch you were talking about before i opened it? i hate that whore.
April 15th, 2007
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I'd just like to mention that this sub is f*cking amazing.
April 15th, 2007
(1)
God I hate this comercial
April 15th, 2007
(1)
pirme ribz in teh yuor vegina?
April 16th, 2007
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April 16th, 2007
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upvoted cus that bitch drives me insane
April 16th, 2007
(0)
too long
April 16th, 2007
(1)
5 just because I'm amazing by your anger
April 16th, 2007
(0)
f*cking typo
April 16th, 2007
(0)
Polendesque, minus ear rape. Very nice.
April 16th, 2007
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About time someone said it
April 16th, 2007
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That was freaking hilarious. I love how you overdid everything to make everyone realize how retarded the whole thing is.
April 16th, 2007
(1)
exactly =)
April 25th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&mode=related&search=
April 16th, 2007
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Would have totally sucked without the goats.
April 16th, 2007
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At first I was "god damn this is lame" but then the goats..
April 16th, 2007
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I hate her too. She wasnt funny and she's ugly as sin, so why is she laughing?
April 16th, 2007
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goat went on too long sync problems? maybe its just me :/
April 16th, 2007
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lol you let some asian bitch pwn you and your small dick
April 16th, 2007
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lol wanna find out if im gay?
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