Jack Bauer Fills Her Needs
Created on: April 18th, 2007
Jack Bauer Fills Her Needs
Deep in the recesses of CTU Los Angeles lies a lone Quiznos restaurant, where Jack Bauer decides to give an old flame what she needs. As requested, more goats. http://www.quiznos.com/tv_commercials.asp, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU

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April 18th, 2007
(9)
Omg, send this to Quiznos for a new commercial NAO
April 18th, 2007
(2)
Oh my god. If i vote 5 i will actually LOWER the site rating. WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?
April 19th, 2007
(2)
YOU HAVE DONE A LARGE PUBLIC SERVICE JACK!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
LOL @ the end, also meat
April 26th, 2007
(0)
5th. Fav for goat.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
uber
June 19th, 2007
(0)
uber meat
April 18th, 2007
(3)
huueeeh heiiiiehh huhhh!!!!!
April 18th, 2007
(0)
I liked the YTMND at the end
April 18th, 2007
(0)
same 5 :P
April 19th, 2007
(4)
Yeah that modification of the countdown timer pretty much raped me, took my 5 and left me for dead in the Amazon forest.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Yea I shat when I saw the timer mod.
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
Great ending.
April 18th, 2007
(6)
I was sad that I wouldn't see the Quizno's bitch in any more episodes, but then again it would be kind of contrived for there to be new bizarre coincidences each season where she and Jack would meet again.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
urgh, the sync keeps going all over the place. it's enough to make a man use explorer.
April 18th, 2007
(8)
DON'T DO IT!
April 18th, 2007
(0)
sync is perfect in IE and therefore 5.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Lulz
April 18th, 2007
(6)
nappy headed hos
April 18th, 2007
(-40)
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good job you made something that was original and funny into a stupid fad, go kill yourself
(3)
absolutely perfect!!
April 18th, 2007
(0)
OH F*CK LOL
April 18th, 2007
(2)
4 for execution of Quiznos girl
April 18th, 2007
(0)
holy sh*t i haven't laughed that hard in weeks
April 18th, 2007
(8)
That's what real women need. A bullet to the face!
April 18th, 2007
(8)
SHE IS IN FACT LACKING MEAT, THAT SKINNY F*CK NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO STOP CRAPPING CUZ SHE MIGHT BE TUBGIRL CUZ SHE CHINESE AND SHE PROBABLY HAS AN ANIME SERIES GOIGN CALLED "QUIZNOS MEAT Z" EPSIODE 1: LACKING MEAT HEWOIFHWEOFJOEWIFJOEWFJEWIFJ
April 19th, 2007
(0)
HAHAHA! Quiznos Meat Z...
April 18th, 2007
(0)
That was awesome.
April 18th, 2007
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(-11)
1'd for Rating: 5.2885 stars (5.29)
April 18th, 2007
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(-8)
5.23 nice hax bro
April 18th, 2007
(0)
5.17 fftw
April 18th, 2007
(0)
I'm guessing it's the weighted voting?
April 18th, 2007
(0)
nah a bunch of alt accts just got the boot.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
wow its over 5 i wish all you ytmnd f*gs would 5 my sites : (
April 18th, 2007
(1)
woot 5.17!
April 18th, 2007
(0)
lol at the end 5'd
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Wow, I lost it when I noticed the Quiznos logo on the wall. I love that 0Y:TM:ND logo, btw.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
heh, Jack Bauer is a dick. Also, rating?
April 18th, 2007
(0)
lol
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Wow how does this have a 5.14
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Over 5 rating? How is this possible! Oh yeah, this is one of the best YTMND's ever...
April 18th, 2007
(1)
sh*t im downvoting..
(0)
(5.13) haxorz?
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Jack Bauer, Saintly Badass. He gives the people what they want.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
My god man, THIS DESERVES MY 5!!! Damn right thats what women need (lol)
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Fixed... for now!
April 18th, 2007
(0)
testing comment bug
April 19th, 2007
(-2)
i was going to send an email but i guess you noticed.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
HOLY SH*T
April 18th, 2007
(0)
Finally someone shutted up that annoying laugh.
(0)
hmmm nice work on that 23 ytmnd thingy at the end
April 18th, 2007
(1)
A+, Man... this is the best ive seen in a while.
April 18th, 2007
(0)
The Quizno's logo near the end made this 5-able.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
She should have turned into a goat after he shot her....
April 19th, 2007
(0)
IT'S NO LONGER OVER 5.000!!!
April 19th, 2007
(1)
Hooray! She's dead.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Also how did I hgh jack this comment? lol.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
5 for quizno's logo at the end on the pillar
April 19th, 2007
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(-5)
fad is not funny
April 19th, 2007
(0)
This is not lacking what a woman needs.
April 19th, 2007
(1)
Holy f*ck this is epic. I love you.
April 19th, 2007
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April 19th, 2007
(0)
i never saw this combination coming
April 19th, 2007
(0)
never thought i'd want to be jack bauer
April 19th, 2007
(0)
wow wtf why does it say 3 people responded to me, yesterday
April 19th, 2007
(0)
finally that bitch gets capped
April 19th, 2007
(0)
5 for ytmnd clock
April 19th, 2007
(0)
5 for the digital ytmnd.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
April 19th, 2007
(0)
win for ytmnd
April 19th, 2007
(0)
trolls ftl
April 19th, 2007
(0)
OWNED
April 19th, 2007
(0)
:P
April 19th, 2007
(0)
needs more goats
April 19th, 2007
(0)
The ending alone deserves a 5. IMHO Needs more goats.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
I like how my comment posted over someone else's comment
April 19th, 2007
(0)
HOLY CHRIST!! No joke, you just won teh internets!
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Quiznos GMV. I thought the "YTMNB, C, D" countdown was creative and cool, and the quiznos logo near the end also caught my eye. 5'd for great humor.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
finally
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Nice touch at the end.
April 19th, 2007
(-1)
Super.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Hahaha
April 19th, 2007
(0)
nice job loved the ending too
April 19th, 2007
(0)
why it do four i hit the 5
April 19th, 2007
(0)
EPIC WIN.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Ninaheahha
April 19th, 2007
(-1)
Great idea, not so great execution
(0)
Yes...but this is "YTMND.com" This isn't going to the Cannes Film Festival
April 19th, 2007
(0)
5 for you sir
April 19th, 2007
(0)
She should have died in season one, right c*nt.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Jack and this YTMND win for killing off that daffy bitch.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
love it.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
bravo bravo
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Freakin classic.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
I was going to 1 for 24 but it turned into win.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
This is full of f*cking win. NO USEFUL INFO!
April 19th, 2007
(0)
I will add my fav to the mix!
April 19th, 2007
(0)
She's not lacking any lead now either
April 19th, 2007
(0)
this is the win!
April 19th, 2007
(0)
It's not lacking any 5.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
haha LOL- but it's true If you don't get enough B vitamins from meat you can die. :(
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Awesome
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Justice is Served
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Also props for the timer at the end.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
*fireworks*
April 19th, 2007
(-1)
5'd Remember when he shot his mammoth load down your throat and then threw you to the floor? Remember when Zack said “Screech, here’s the ‘running man’” and then did the running man dance right on your tiny nutsack, causing extreme discomfort? Remember when Zack said “Screech, lets do the limbo! Can you go under the limbo stick?” Remember when Zack pulled out a limbo stick and poked you in the nuts with it and then smacked you in your gonzo nose? Remember when Slater yanked off your Zubaz pants and Zack sodomized you with the limbo stick? Remember when you were in intense pain and then suddenly noticed a creaking sound coming from the ceiling tiles in the classroom? Remember when you thought that maybe an earthquake was occurring and that was the source of the creaking? Remember when all of a sudden Mr. Tuttle fell 12 feet from the ceiling tiles and landed on the floor? Remember r how his pants were off and his was rapidly masturbating to your cries of pain? Remember how Tuttle hit his head on a desk on the w
April 19th, 2007
(0)
Thank god, someone finally shot her
April 19th, 2007
(-1)
Every time I watch this, it comes out as a forced, below decently photoshopped ytmnd. I just don't think it deserve the rating it has.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
YESYES!!!
April 19th, 2007
(0)
god this is so legendary... i liked it better without the mmm toasty mind you
April 19th, 2007
(0)
mega-5
April 19th, 2007
(0)
5 4 24
April 19th, 2007
(0)
gtfo! this sh*t is great. i lol'd in my panties
April 19th, 2007
(0)
ouch. and still it has over a 4.5
April 19th, 2007
(0)
best ytmnd i've seen in awhile
April 19th, 2007
(0)
thats what real ytmnders need
April 19th, 2007
(0)
OH SNAP
April 19th, 2007
(0)
................YES
April 19th, 2007
(0)
WTF was that LOOL
April 19th, 2007
(0)
April 19th, 2007
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this is stupid. I don't know what people see in this. I'll vote just to counter all the fives.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
April 19th, 2007
(0)
its not lacking any meat and thats waht real woman need lol no you dont bang bang you just fell for the trap
April 19th, 2007
(0)
HAHA! Win!
April 19th, 2007
(0)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! love the goat at the end!!!!!
April 19th, 2007
(-2)
Lets just say, that if "I hate the Quiznos bitch" never existed, would this? Hell no. 1 star for sh*t.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
F*ckin A.
April 19th, 2007
(0)
CUTHBERT LOLOLOL
April 19th, 2007
(0)
April 19th, 2007
(0)
THIS IS MADNESS!
April 20th, 2007
(0)
Yes!
April 20th, 2007
(0)
This site was way better before u added his goat speaking daughter.
April 20th, 2007
(0)
well i DID have this 5'd but -2 for the goat thing because its stupid and it totally ruined it sorry :(
April 21st, 2007
(0)
thats right, stfu kim
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
For some reason I can't see her die enough times. 5*
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
lol upvote... mmmmmm tasty!
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
Not very good, probably better off doing something else...
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
YOU F*CKER! I'm sick of hearing that! I change the channel when it comes on, and you assault me from the internets?! How dare you!
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
jack bauer shold have raeped her b4 she died
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
oh sh*t, 666 votes? OMG!
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
just when i thought it was funny, it became FUNNY
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
5'd for humor value, "Cambodian goatmilk" and "oober meat."
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
in after btape
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
in after btape
April 22nd, 2007
(0)
I wish I saw her getting shot, would have been much more satisfing.
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
DROP THE COFFEE
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
aww, her little headis so cute. I want to fill it with meat.
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
It's not quite synced
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
MOAR DPS!!!1!11!one
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
"No you don't"
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
Wow.
April 23rd, 2007
(0)
roflmcnuggets
April 24th, 2007
(0)
Excellent! I love Quiznos and I love 24.
April 24th, 2007
(0)
Oh GOD...How did I miss this? Best site in a week.
April 24th, 2007
(0)
That ending ruled.
April 24th, 2007
(0)
lol
April 24th, 2007
(0)
This isn't lacking any meat. And thats what real HEEUHHHHAAA need.
April 24th, 2007
(0)
yay goat
April 24th, 2007
(0)
Rofl @ the goat
April 24th, 2007
(0)
LOL
April 24th, 2007
(0)
EPIC!!!!
April 24th, 2007
(0)
die bitch
April 24th, 2007
(0)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
April 24th, 2007
(0)
GOAT EQUALS WIN
April 24th, 2007
(0)
JACK BAUER WINS!! FATALITY! 555555555555555555555555
April 25th, 2007
(0)
That goat was a good touch.
April 25th, 2007
(0)
a perfectly good sandwich ... on the dirty floor ... wasted forever ;_;
April 25th, 2007
(0)
Very well done. Glad to see a solid YTMND other than OMFGWTFISYFLYLAWLAWLALWBURGERSBURRITOS!!! Thank you.
April 25th, 2007
(0)
Perfect.
April 25th, 2007
(0)
4'd, because Quiznos isn't a restaurant, it's a fat factory franchise take-out store.
April 25th, 2007
(0)
5. That is all. Carry on.
April 25th, 2007
(0)
One of my favorite seens. Awesome
April 25th, 2007
(0)
LOL! Dude, the Quiznos logo in the corner made it HILARIOUS!
April 25th, 2007
(0)
That is so f*cking great. Thank you.
(0)
Jack obviously doesn't like the meat.
April 26th, 2007
(0)
Please change the site back to the way it was originally, kim bauer/goat bitch ruins it. PLUS the quiznos logo used to be more subtle without the mmm....tasty bull crap.
April 26th, 2007
(0)
The goat bitch adds funny to this. Great job.
April 26th, 2007
(0)
You did it! You've won!
April 26th, 2007
(0)
lol funny sh*t
April 26th, 2007
(0)
YAYYYY, SHES DEAD!!
April 26th, 2007
(0)
This ytmnd is not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need.
April 26th, 2007
(0)
HUGE WIN
April 27th, 2007
(0)
god I hate quizno's commercials, but when I have the money they're so good to eat :p
April 29th, 2007
(0)
beautiful crowd pleasing ending.
May 2nd, 2007
(0)
Perfect in every way. That bitch had it coming!
May 5th, 2007
(0)
well-done
(0)
i love it but you need to photoshop the girls face on better.
July 30th, 2007
(0)
exactly.
August 18th, 2007
(0)
I still laugh really frickin hard at this lolololololololololol
November 27th, 2007
(0)
*****
December 14th, 2007
(0)
She finally received want she really needed.
December 4th, 2008
(0)
THAT F*CKING GOAT SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF ME!
January 15th, 2009
(0)
NICE.
March 12th, 2009
(0)
WTH, I never realized there was a clock ticking ending!
July 13th, 2009
(0)
....
July 21st, 2009
(0)
She'll be back in season 8 no doubt