Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Created on: May 5th, 2007
Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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May 5th, 2007
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This holiday is about getting drunk and having fun! http://cinodemayo.ytmnd.com/
May 5th, 2007
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"hey...the chupacabras? was reeeeeel dooode....my tia saw him right tia? si miho."
May 5th, 2007
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I believe your aunt, Centrus.
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you win sir. also 4th
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^ Not 4th. (Not 5th)
May 5th, 2007
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take the corona off there, that's f*cking piss. they hire about 30 mexicans to piss in a bottle at the corona bottling plant, drink dos equis (spelling is wrong but i'm American)
May 5th, 2007
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this holiday is in memory of a Magic Unicorn named HoFo that granted wishes to all the world, who was raped and killed by drunk Mexicans on May 5. we drink to forget. we drink to forget.
May 5th, 2007
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I'll believe that.
May 5th, 2007
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HoFo, NOOOOOOO! why god why?!? They were sooo horny, they raped HoFo!!! *crys*
May 5th, 2007
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chaaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeeeeeeeee were going to candy mountain chaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
May 5th, 2007
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everyone knows that cinco de mayo is just an excuse for Mexicans to double their reproduction rate by generously dousing their innards with cactus juice
May 5th, 2007
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this site deserves some recognition for explaining this holiday
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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
May 5th, 2007
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Ugh... Mexican piss... Also, Cinco De Mayo (Literally, the 5th of May) is about a Mexican general triumphing over a French general in some battle in the 1800's.
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You'll drink to anything
May 5th, 2007
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This is true.
May 5th, 2007
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LOLOLOLOL
May 5th, 2007
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Never eat low-sugar sour cream and onion Pringles. These things are disgusting.
May 5th, 2007
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Everything 'low-fat, low-sugar, low-sodium' sucks.
May 5th, 2007
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lmao
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+5 for trumpet music
May 5th, 2007
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Please send pics of your beer-belly.
May 5th, 2007
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I figured this would be one of urs. Corona ftw!
May 5th, 2007
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Knew this was you before I saw the profile. 5'd for personally recognizable alcoholic tendencies.
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very clever
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haha funny
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hehe
May 5th, 2007
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k lol
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It's also dctownes' birthday. http://hbdaydctownes.ytmnd.com/
May 5th, 2007
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*sigh* Dumb Mexicans... get out of my yard!!! Cinco stars for Cinco de Mayo.
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hahaha. Especially lol'd at "Happy Saturday" in the description.
May 5th, 2007
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Saturday is another good reason to drink.
May 5th, 2007
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Well in the Netherlands we celebrate that we got liberated from the Germans at the 5th of May, I'll drink to that too :p
May 5th, 2007
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When I went to the store today, the liquor section was full of Mexicans.
May 5th, 2007
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LOL
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si !
May 5th, 2007
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ayayay!
May 5th, 2007
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'nuff said!
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f*ck ya brother, DRINK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 5th, 2007
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lol, Image Origin.
May 5th, 2007
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fix the loop. it's not that hard.
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i love this
May 5th, 2007
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I cant vote 1 wtf
May 5th, 2007
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haha, sucks to be you
May 5th, 2007
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Cinco de Mayo is the day when San Lupe de Frijoles drove his pickup from Guadalajara and killed some cucarachas invading the jumping bean crop. To celebrate, they beat some French people with piņata beating sticks. This actually happened on May 4 at 3 in the afternoon, but it was too hot, so they did all this the next day. We Americans commemorate it by buying sh*tty Mexican beer and getting sloppy drunk. Current Mexicans celebrate by mowing my lawn.
May 5th, 2007
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-1 for jose queervo, 51% tequila, 49% filler alcohol
May 5th, 2007
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[APPROVED] next
May 5th, 2007
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Interesting factoid: 1800 Tequila will get you speaking spanish in no time
May 5th, 2007
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Another interesting fact about tequila in general that it takes the average female 2 to 3 shots of it to think that flashing her breasts in a public bar is a great idea. And on Cinco de Mayo that is reduced to 1 shot of tequila and 2 strands of beads. I love drinking holidays :D
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Well done.
May 5th, 2007
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I dance I dance I dance... Around the Mexican hat! I dance I dance I dance... And that is the end of that! Or is it I guess I'll keep singing, my cell phone appears to be ringing...
May 5th, 2007
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Sadly, I'm addicted to milk & can't stand carbonation for reasons unknown to me... It makes my tongue feel really weird (in a bad way) for some reason.
May 5th, 2007
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america, f*ck yeah
May 5th, 2007
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14 YEARS UNTIL SPANISH IS THE MAJORITY LANGUAGE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WWW.STORMFRONT.ORG
May 5th, 2007
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lol white supremacy
May 5th, 2007
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lol low IQ
May 5th, 2007
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p.s. 14 years to learn Spanish isn't that hard is it? :p
May 5th, 2007
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figgers
May 5th, 2007
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wherez the dos equis?
May 5th, 2007
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5
May 5th, 2007
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way, way way way ahead of you.
May 5th, 2007
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cheers
May 5th, 2007
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Cinco de mayo.. on a CATURDAY?! KENT B!!!
May 5th, 2007
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Got no booze, so I toke in your general direction. :D
May 5th, 2007
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f*ck the spanish + creeppipe
May 5th, 2007
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I agree. BTW, I FREAKING HATE HATE HATE those Tecate Lite commercials. I have never tried Tecate, nor will I ever, purely because of how damn annoying the commercials are. Corona FTW!
May 5th, 2007
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awesome
May 5th, 2007
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ur ytmnd's are always about getting sloppy drunk... and thats why i 5 them woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo another st patrick's day im already sh*tfaced
May 6th, 2007
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Yeah...I have a tendency to do that.
May 5th, 2007
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i bet your drunk already creep.... and since when do you drink carona?
May 6th, 2007
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I don't I just used alcohol that is associated with Mexico. I only drank one Corona yesterday and that was only because it was free.
May 6th, 2007
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Cinco estrellas for Cinco De Mayo
May 8th, 2007
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i have no idea what this site is about. i'll drink to that.
July 14th, 2007
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THe day they invented tequilla?
April 8th, 2008
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its national corona day. also limes.