Avril Lavigne: Corporate
Created on: May 10th, 2007
Avril Lavigne: Corporate
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avril lavigne...girlfriend....in 8 languages >_>

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ekliptikz
May 11th, 2007
2:19:16 PM CDT
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dude wtf im sure shes not versed in 8 languages so im gonna go with corporate whore
steelcity55
May 11th, 2007
2:50:20 PM CDT
(0)
lol
devilz
May 11th, 2007
3:08:25 PM CDT
(0)
you should put the nedm cat dancing in the corner
Zarithas
May 11th, 2007
3:10:38 PM CDT
(0)
I'm fairly certain the German and Chinese ones at least were NOT sung by her. There are computer programs that take your voice and can pretty much make you say anything. The Japanese one sounds more-so sounds like her because the syllables are fairly simple to pronounce, as opposed to Chinese.
firepuff
May 12th, 2007
8:48:32 PM CDT
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Sadly enough, they were sung by her, although might have been enhased by editing. They were planning a Hindi one, but she couldn't get it down, so they scrapped it.
cobalt
May 11th, 2007
3:59:42 PM CDT
(1)
Awesome.
rfeo
May 11th, 2007
4:19:36 PM CDT
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Canadians speak either English or French. How then is her Canadian non-english version different from French version??
username1875
May 11th, 2007
11:19:20 PM CDT
(0)
Quebecers speak french bastardised french.
PastorTravis
May 11th, 2007
4:23:41 PM CDT
(0)
you know, i looked this song up on youtube, expecting it to be about avril dating another female. i was dissapointed, and almost wanted to vomit from how bad the video was
SACSlym
May 11th, 2007
4:33:19 PM CDT
(0)
HAI HAI HAI!
Crusader
May 11th, 2007
4:58:35 PM CDT
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F*ck you, Canadian. Americanese is the real English language.
deathviper05
May 11th, 2007
4:58:47 PM CDT
(-1)
This is stupid.. Whats the point?
valium
May 11th, 2007
5:04:25 PM CDT
(0)
She was better before her virginity was taken away.
garlicpudding
May 11th, 2007
6:04:01 PM CDT
(-1)
Not enough czech in this YTMND.
glutamate
May 11th, 2007
6:16:18 PM CDT
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Especially for a Canadian, her French is awful. "...ta copine" not "...te". What kind of gender is that?
glutamate
May 11th, 2007
6:20:26 PM CDT
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And whoever said she's using a computer program, I agree. Either it's translating her voice, or they're slicing the sound to fit in the time. It's fairly obvious on the last part of the oriental bits, where the shifts are really abrupt.
genericactivity
May 11th, 2007
7:11:25 PM CDT
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Just when I thought "There's no way there's more.." There is. Win.
RedDeadRevolver
May 11th, 2007
7:31:11 PM CDT
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Her french is absolutely f*cking terrible, except for the word copine, I can't understand what she's saying.
PagePro1350W
May 11th, 2007
7:34:34 PM CDT
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Just like Pearl Harbor, I was NOT expecting the Japanese.
Hellsatan
May 11th, 2007
7:44:45 PM CDT
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LOL!!! wtf is up with the later ones, they dont even keep the same beat. Also whats with the 1/2 english 1/2 other language.
TsukasaElkKite
May 11th, 2007
8:16:39 PM CDT
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she's both a whore and a slut
penisasacombatjetpla
May 11th, 2007
8:19:27 PM CDT
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If avril lavigne was a fat asian girl she wouldn't be nearly as successful. I hope she takes THE FORM OF, A DECENT MUSICIAN.
panaceamedia
May 11th, 2007
8:20:10 PM CDT
(0)
About a year ago I talked with a female cousin I rarely see. See said she was into music. "Oh what type?" "Punk" "Cool! Like who?" "Avril Lavigne" "HAHAHHAHA" Then after seeing she was serious: "Oh you're serious..." This didn't prevent me from banging our mutual shared genes out of her (gross).
helixic
May 11th, 2007
10:09:49 PM CDT
(-1)
NO SWEDISH? FAIL FAIL FAIL
AntwanDavis
May 11th, 2007
10:13:30 PM CDT
(-2)
So what, the bitch trying to get paid...
Mace
May 11th, 2007
10:41:18 PM CDT
(1)
5'd because avril lavigne sucks. badly.
PrematureBaby
May 11th, 2007
10:58:44 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, the chinese one made me laugh
Allesandro
May 11th, 2007
11:16:10 PM CDT
(1)
Her horrible accents make me die a little on the inside
ubergrooven
May 11th, 2007
11:42:06 PM CDT
(2)
Well actually, she's just applying one lame accent to every language. The death of your innards, however, is fully justified.
Stonen
May 11th, 2007
11:34:49 PM CDT
(1)
lol
nego
May 12th, 2007
12:11:15 AM CDT
(1)
lol, the beatles did it
Hobocidal
May 12th, 2007
1:33:41 AM CDT
(0)
I don't even speak Chinese, but I can tell that's hideous.
geegee
May 12th, 2007
3:47:01 AM CDT
(0)
yes because all know having a record label makes you a corporate whore(not saying I like Avril's music and this still made me lol)
tommy9
May 12th, 2007
4:49:32 AM CDT
(0)
ha the 7th one made me laugh a lot, good effort!
umeng2002
May 12th, 2007
7:41:42 AM CDT
(0)
Oh Christ
InfallibleRoxi
May 12th, 2007
8:48:22 AM CDT
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Can someone tell me why in the Chinese version she sounds like a robot?
InfallibleRoxi
May 12th, 2007
8:55:54 AM CDT
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And the French sounds so bland and rushed. I thought she was saying "cokefiend". lol.
moran
May 12th, 2007
9:05:37 AM CDT
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She forgot poland
boomaga
May 12th, 2007
9:45:23 AM CDT
(0)
LISTEN CAREFULLY to the Chinese version, bearing in mind that it is an inflected language (where pitch tone is critical to the meaning) - and check out the end of the 3rd line she sings - you can hear where they pitch-altered her voice radically to correct her pronunciation. It's definitely an Anteres Autotuner artifact.
tkNukem
June 26th, 2007
5:44:09 PM CDT
(0)
interesting. horrible post-processing job, huh? it hurt mine ears first time through.
FatWood
May 12th, 2007
10:41:57 AM CDT
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Jesus titty-f*cking Christ, those are the worst lyrics and singing I have ever heard. About the title, I would have to say that she is an international slut.
omgbomb
May 12th, 2007
10:58:43 AM CDT
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avril lavigne is both a corperate whore and an international slut 5
Nebula
May 12th, 2007
11:23:33 AM CDT
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+2 for the Poland comment.
newmess1ah
May 12th, 2007
11:42:04 AM CDT
(0)
Meh.
KillerRiz
May 12th, 2007
11:47:03 AM CDT
(1)
anyone ever notice her name is an anagram for Vagina liver?
DryIce
May 12th, 2007
12:26:36 PM CDT
(0)
I bet after shes washed up in the music industry she'll do porn so she can pay the rent.
THECapedCaper
May 12th, 2007
12:30:54 PM CDT
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At first I wasn't concerned because, well, Canadians speak English and French. It was when it got to Germany that I was really concerned. Her Spanish is terrible.
B15K17
May 12th, 2007
1:00:04 PM CDT
(0)
i like the azn & communist ones. I sense a world takeover...
Filipeanut
May 12th, 2007
1:02:28 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t she did it in Catonese. Or Mandarin. Whatever.
the-one-freeman
May 12th, 2007
1:36:33 PM CDT
(0)
Canadian isnt a language
alarmclock
May 12th, 2007
2:58:09 PM CDT
(0)
she should re record in death metal screams for the 5.
mulambo
May 12th, 2007
3:07:57 PM CDT
(0)
i love the portuguese version XD
Helkranas
May 12th, 2007
3:44:51 PM CDT
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you can tell that for the chinese one she said each individual pinyin(?) by itself and then they placed them together to form a sentence.
Mustashi
May 12th, 2007
5:13:11 PM CDT
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Her French accent is terrible.
username1875
May 12th, 2007
5:24:05 PM CDT
(0)
The chinease version is seriously warped.
Jobes
May 12th, 2007
5:41:04 PM CDT
(0)
i'm surprised max hasn't HoF'd this yet
Blue-Tachikoma
May 12th, 2007
5:45:10 PM CDT
(0)
Title made it work.
NateVonSocks
May 12th, 2007
5:53:41 PM CDT
(0)
lol... spanish one made me lol the hardest
palewook
May 12th, 2007
5:55:31 PM CDT
(0)
=)
mariostar06
May 12th, 2007
7:11:54 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, that is terrible! SHE FORGOT POLAND, I WANT A POLISH VERSION!
Bl00
May 12th, 2007
7:45:43 PM CDT
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Hey, did you know that her album has hit platinum? ...in Japan.
pho
May 12th, 2007
7:53:45 PM CDT
(1)
omg make it stop
DUMBBOPOT
May 12th, 2007
9:32:01 PM CDT
(0)
Gross. She makes me want to die.
jardel
May 12th, 2007
10:59:25 PM CDT
(0)
-2 for repeat music and no polend
Zanos73
May 12th, 2007
11:29:53 PM CDT
(0)
lol the chinese one she fit about 14 syllables into a 1/4 of a second
odizzido
May 13th, 2007
7:37:06 AM CDT
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I look at all these comments saying "her X language is terrible". Course it is, she cant speak it. French maybe because canadians all grow up hearing french and should be somewhat used to it.
ubergrooven
May 14th, 2007
8:26:03 AM CDT
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I can't speak spanish, but I can fool a native speaker just by copying the sounds. The point is, she made the conscious decision to record in these languages, and she just says the syllables how she would normally talk, and makes no attempt to actually sing in the language.
skaneinateit
May 14th, 2007
12:30:10 AM CDT
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so you can't make sh*t like this up, can you?
Doombringer55
May 16th, 2007
3:01:16 PM CDT
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I think they just edited her voice. Listen to the chinese one, "wah huer da le wapalapingdonlong" AHHHHHHHHHH
TheRaven7
May 16th, 2007
5:42:58 PM CDT
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Eu não gosto de sua namorada. Penso que você necessita um novo. Podia ser sua namorada.
maplejet
May 17th, 2007
8:55:35 AM CDT
(0)
Honestly, I had to stop at the third song...the song is so damn annoying, I just can not finish up listening to this sh*t. I won't vote.
Colest
May 17th, 2007
8:50:05 PM CDT
(0)
Both?
mattrxc
May 25th, 2007
9:28:42 PM CDT
(0)
I am pretty impressed.
netsurfer-x1
May 27th, 2007
5:19:10 AM CDT
(0)
Shall we all yell "Sellout!" in unison? Why yes, yes we should! 5 'fo' j00!
LadyCroft
June 5th, 2007
4:42:39 PM CDT
(0)
seriously, who decided that song needed to be in 8 different languages? Grossss. but gj
uzi9mm
June 15th, 2007
12:34:47 AM CDT
(0)
great..... now people can enjoy getting spammed by uincorns in 8 different languages >_<
Vigrash
June 27th, 2007
9:35:03 PM CDT
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Avril fails at foreign relations, attractive as she may be. This ytmnd wins at mocking her, annoying as the song my be.
gregy55902
July 7th, 2007
1:40:56 AM CDT
(-1)
its not the same person. different timbre in the voices
baboon1107
July 25th, 2007
9:05:33 PM CDT
(0)
Why am i itchy?
tariqalsuave
September 14th, 2007
9:35:17 PM CDT
(0)
Actually, there's no direct italian translation of girlfriend. The closest word literally means "man with wig who hides his c*ck well".
krytycal
November 21st, 2007
4:22:06 AM CST
(0)
Her italian and spanish sucked hairy balls. Also why the f*ck is the canadian flag representing the english version, people in Canadia only speak french and eskimo.
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