the captain always goes down with his ship
Created on: May 25th, 2007
the captain     always goes down with his ship

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2nd
May 25th, 2007
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tragic
May 25th, 2007
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k
May 25th, 2007
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also, its Lit, not Filter whos doing that God awful song
May 26th, 2007
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I was going to comment this, but I see you've got it covered. :)
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yea how the f*ck do you not know this is lit
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He made you cum...
May 25th, 2007
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This is a bad omen!
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More like a black omen. Lavos is behind this sh*t
May 26th, 2007
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I still say Zeal was behind them both. She's a lot more evil than that loser Lavos. All he's got going for him is OMGAMETEOR.
May 26th, 2007
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Lavos controlled Zeal. Thats why he was always banging her with his giant spines of death
May 26th, 2007
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^ +'d
May 25th, 2007
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IS A MESAG
May 25th, 2007
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I...I am confused. And frightened.
May 25th, 2007
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Hm. Also 9th/10th.
May 25th, 2007
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I understand. If YTMND ever went away, I still have the YTMND previewer. That way I can still make sites for me to enjoy.
May 27th, 2007
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send me links plz thx
May 25th, 2007
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I'm gonna cry
May 25th, 2007
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Screw going down with the ship I'm getting on the S.S. 4Chan that just pulled along side.
May 25th, 2007
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a little ice never hurt anyone
May 26th, 2007
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true!
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two words. Sub Zero
June 29th, 2007
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marcus has a point
May 25th, 2007
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Static Jew - Check. YTMND Logo - Check. Ice Berg + Grey Goose not fully in frame - Check. Crap Rock - Check.
May 26th, 2007
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dude there is marbles in my speakers and this handjob isn't worth the $30 i dropped.
May 26th, 2007
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I hope you know max, that if this site goes away, I will have lost all faith and hope in myself. If by some far stroke of chance you decide it's too much, I will sell my car and by the site off you.
May 26th, 2007
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3'd well If I voted on things
May 26th, 2007
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So...Max...is this a bad omen? Please god dont take away ytmnd...
May 26th, 2007
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also max you should know its not that hard to cite images you find on google images without using bs citations. 1.find image 2.click on image 3.look at the url of the image. 4.put proper citation in the ytmnd-o-matic. 5.profit
May 26th, 2007
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the image was hosted on around 50 different sites, finding the actual origin was more or less impossible. thanks for scolding me on not filling out my references well enough though.
May 26th, 2007
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BAD MAX BAD
May 26th, 2007
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http://defiant.corban.edu/gtipton/net-fun/iceberg.JPG google image search for iceberg and it was the first one what do I win?
May 26th, 2007
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what do you win? He b& the other guy for less
May 26th, 2007
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Bring it all down captain! (salutes)
May 26th, 2007
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I thought that song was by lit...
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Don't kill ytmnd max I don't want to go to 4chan I can't unsee that damn lotus boob
June 29th, 2007
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i cant unsee the final fantasy 7 beastiality porn
July 31st, 2008
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There are so many things there that I can't unsee it's ridiculous. ô.o
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If I was captain of a ship, there would be balloons on my ship.
May 26th, 2007
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i could not agree more. i'd give you five stars if i could. +1 for you.
May 26th, 2007
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Max...please remove the static. I've waited months to see what you look like.
May 26th, 2007
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there's pictures of him all over the internets... just google
May 26th, 2007
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I tried. Only got a bunch of pictures relating to Scientology.
May 26th, 2007
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There are a bunch of pics of him here http://maxjourney.ytmnd.com/
May 26th, 2007
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"All great things must come to an end." -A quote by someone somewhere who was possibly important
May 26th, 2007
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FIRST
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wait a minute. . . something doesn't add up here
May 26th, 2007
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Weak concept, poor execution.
May 26th, 2007
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You'll be listening to Ray Charles when Max comes online.
May 26th, 2007
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THE BAND WILL KEEP PLAYING
May 26th, 2007
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I just noticed you spelled captain wrong.
May 26th, 2007
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if you really feel that way then just let it go
May 26th, 2007
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Oddly enough I would have expected any YTMND from Max to have a higher rating.
May 26th, 2007
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and your not helping, your sh*t sucks, maybe if people voted without being dick worshipers crap wouldnt polute the front page
May 26th, 2007
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Why not pass the torch onto someone else? You obviously have talent for bigger and better things.
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Because there will be ytmnds saying bring back max. and max rhymes too much with snacks
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I like racks. Bring back racks!
May 26th, 2007
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Not dead that can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.
May 26th, 2007
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Hey, that's my line.
May 26th, 2007
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Anyone up for some jesus juice?
May 26th, 2007
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this is a sad day for flapjacks
May 26th, 2007
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If you're bringing it down, for the love of God let's find some way to archive the top 500+ sites! There have been some masterpieces made in the course of YTMND's life that must not vanish from this page of time.
May 26th, 2007
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I could not find a single mp3 of filter singing that song, all I found was lit. and no ver - that is a BADASS song
May 26th, 2007
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Update; yeah that actrully is Lit that sings that song Max, that same exact song, played exactly the same, except its Lit
May 26th, 2007
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:'{O ?
May 26th, 2007
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Pr0nberg! Straight ahead! o_O
May 26th, 2007
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If you're going to kill this site, then kill it. Just act as though it doesn't exist and it will cease to exist. The internet's really big and lumpy.
May 26th, 2007
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and when those lumps are filled....
May 26th, 2007
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the puss spews out
May 26th, 2007
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I hope this is all part of a master plan bro... And also lets jump this off to a good start by banning every f*cktard that voated less than five on this site. It's the princible man. You made this f*cking place and these c*cksuckers are sh*tting all over it and there even sh*tting all over you. Get rid of em so people like me who actually enjoy this site can f*cking enjoy it again. Im f*cking sick of this sh*t.
May 26th, 2007
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Start a private ytmnd. I payed for WoW and all that stupid bullsh*t. I'd pay to have a retard free ytmnd where users actually created funny sh*t and had a mutual respect for each other.
May 26th, 2007
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Pretend that isn't in the past tense...
May 26th, 2007
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I'd pay. But I can't tell what Max is actually doing. Is he closing down the site or is he just going to let it run itself into the ground and arbitrarily ban people or is he setting the stage for drastic changes which might include things like pay accounts? Or he's just drunk and wallowing in despair.
May 26th, 2007
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Don't say that...
May 26th, 2007
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:(...Max, remember when YTMND used to be good?
May 26th, 2007
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YTMND was never good
May 26th, 2007
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it was a play on the /_/was never good pic dammit
May 26th, 2007
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HARD TO PORT
May 26th, 2007
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I had to 1 this because of the music. Please don't ban me.
May 26th, 2007
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The music fits the site perfectly, regardless of the fact that the song sucks.
May 26th, 2007
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Just make a news post about how YTMND is closed due to some AIDS-like disease and be done with it. The site is still 5-worthy sincei t came from you and is and accurate depiction of where we're headed but...we do appreciate news.
May 26th, 2007
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max is just trying to get out of finishing the new mod system. The truth is, he hasn't even started yet... he just sits at his desk and types "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over. Occasionally, he binge drinks and does sh*t like HEY HEY YOU YOU or crashing Vent. Then he takes an axe and breaks down the bathroom door. Also, I quit drinking last week so I'm probably not making much sense.
May 26th, 2007
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An iceberg, sir. I put her hard a' starboard and run the engines full astern, but it was too close. I tried to port around it, but she hi... and I...
May 26th, 2007
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wru ytmnd?
May 26th, 2007
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[Insert suck up comment here]
May 26th, 2007
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you have bad aids
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more like band-aids
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stolen from 4chan
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It's very cold in my home right now. Maybe I should re-evaluate my priorities. A change is as good as rest.
May 26th, 2007
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You're all c*cks.
May 26th, 2007
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Also, stop posting crap.
May 26th, 2007
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The image is called "The Essence of Imagination" and was made by Ralph A. Clevenger. Also, just for reference, it's a composite photograph of more than one berg.
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Change my name plz.
May 26th, 2007
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meh PS: Sound Origin = LIT
May 26th, 2007
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LAWD HAVE MERCY!!! tonight at the plaza...WE GIVE YOU MR STEPHEN HAWKIN !!! crip walking on the 1 2 !!!! we got MR T !!! we got them asian HOs, we got bg, we got this CRAZY WHITE DUDE i dunno where he from, he coming to the PRO-JeCTs !!! we got BARNEY!!! man barney be throwin with the bandanas till 12 baby !!!! everybody get in free with the gay martianS!!!!s...GET FIRED UP BABY!!!!!!!
May 26th, 2007
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THE BEST EVER
May 30th, 2007
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Lawd 1/2 mercy
May 26th, 2007
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May 26th, 2007
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Screw You, I'm gonna steal a child and call her my own and say "I'm all she's got left" and then live and watch Leonardo Dickcraprio die over and over again.
May 26th, 2007
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It's a pity to see her go. But if it must be done, so be it Captain.
May 26th, 2007
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You f*cking twenty-somethings have poor taste in music, you know that?
May 26th, 2007
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Wrong, the band who made that song is Lit, not filter.
May 26th, 2007
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Who will stand up to the Baumans and Kaplans and Scientologists of this world. :'(
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It can't be true... ;_;
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REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!
May 26th, 2007
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FIX SPELLING FOR A 5 :)
May 29th, 2007
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He has answered. Now you must reciprocate.
May 26th, 2007
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Not Filter.
May 26th, 2007
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We can do this! We must make it through this tough time! Paid accounts, new mod system, new front page algorithms, and heavy ads for non-members..anything! YTMND can't leave the internet when it needs it the most!
May 26th, 2007
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wtf
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So essentially, we used to get you off, then we satisfied your ego, and now that the wankers have taken over, we make you want to slit your wrists. I hate to say it, but this is a little emo, man. Like Tyler Durden said, take some responsibility.
May 26th, 2007
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Just so you know max, the 12 year old kids who enjoy hacking and littering the site with garbage are not the only ones who come here. I'm sure you already know this, but this site is STILL grounds for some great work and entertainment by much more sophisticated people. Deep down we all know this otherwise we wouldn't keep coming back and putting up with crappy sites and inside jokes that no one would get. The site is worth it, keep fighting. We'll all still be here.
May 26th, 2007
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Kudos for getting my point across in a better way. Lolz.
July 6th, 2007
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but he won't fight that's the problem. millions of other sites can ban the idiots, but Max still hasn't caught up. Why is that?
May 26th, 2007
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I don't give a rat's *ss what anyone says about this ytmnd. Only few will understand it completely. I'm with you max.
May 26th, 2007
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Hang in there
May 26th, 2007
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(less than three) Max
May 26th, 2007
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The ship is YTMND, your the captain, and what's the iceberg?
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his problems. he skipped the iceberg evasion class at the naval academy
May 26th, 2007
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oh hai max
May 26th, 2007
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Keep on truckin'.
May 26th, 2007
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I'd go with sharing the site's database, etc. for a bit before killing it. If you're going to kill it you might as well see if you can trust some people to bring it back to its former glory. I'd ask to help out but I'd probably end up purging half the users on this site like Antwoine Fisher and the rest of the gimmick alts that float around pissing people off :P
May 26th, 2007
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The end is coming. REPENT. REPENT. The Four Horse(dick)Men of the Apocalypse shall ride tonight!!
May 26th, 2007
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http://whatiswrongwith.ytmnd.com/
May 26th, 2007
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WTF is the world coming to when Max is going emo on us... Luensta and Vodka here we come.
May 26th, 2007
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We don't appreciate you max
May 26th, 2007
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I would feel more sympathy if you had correctly labeled the band "Lit" instead of "Filter." Fail.
May 26th, 2007
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hey max there's an iceberg right there.
May 26th, 2007
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also c*cks
May 26th, 2007
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im ready for the sinking of YTMND.. too many narv's creating sh*tty content. like that politician head pasting peice of sh*t deacon rage... Just make sure when we do sink, you make the ships band play avril.
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lol, self-deprecating humor.
May 26th, 2007
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ytmnd has no more respect if u jus look at the comments lets face we are going down
May 26th, 2007
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I think some users would have more respect if they could be 100% sure how serious Max is about YTMND's future...
May 26th, 2007
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I really think finishing the mod system and adding Top Rated and Most Voted back onto the default front page would make the site a lot less stale. Also note the increase in sponsorship. In addition, a feature to disallow the posting of GIFs, images and possibly audio that have already been put up would greatly assist. It would mean a lot less of the same junk. I really don't think the site is doomed. Surely, if you're having so much trouble you could get some assistance much like syncan provided?
May 26th, 2007
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Ah, I don't know anymore...just don't give up, please.
May 26th, 2007
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Perhaps, but I think the Worthwhile section needs to stay. Without it many good sites are left to gather dust. It's current form is working well, providing a small but steady income of views to the YTMNDs that meet the prerequisites - it's where about half my views seem to come from.
May 27th, 2007
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I agree. I find myself just...waiting... for these things to happen.
June 2nd, 2007
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"it's where about half my views seem to come from." lol, lucky you and fourest. My sites fail to meet the prereqs =(
May 26th, 2007
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F*ck this site. It isn't about my friend Terry who got really drunk last night and acted like an idiot. Nor is it about Aubrey who is a slut. On top of that it doesn't include any of the fad images or music that I like. 1'd. Next time make "lol, Epic NEDM Doesn't Break My Picard Face Melter Pushes It To The Limit Is pwnd By Brian Pepers Who Doesn't Change Facial Expressions What Is Love Ridding Spinnaz."
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you forgot the polend mind simulator myspace suicide note.
May 26th, 2007
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its comforting to know you're not going to bail!
May 26th, 2007
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Psh, it's Lit, not Filter.
May 26th, 2007
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max you remind me of mike rowe, cool guy on dirty jobs. then he sold out. just like you. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 26th, 2007
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I'm going to sneak onto a lifeboat dressed as a woman.
May 26th, 2007
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Stolen from youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKvwZT5TmKw
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shaq'd
May 26th, 2007
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You make me cum too, max.
May 26th, 2007
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If this site shuts down, the sudden stampede of idiots going to 4chan will cause an earthquake IRL
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I don't know what you're talking about. These people wouldn't bother with such trival pablum like 4chan. They'd go to Wikipedia and join in on the fiercely fought debate concerning whether or not Wittgenstein was truly a sufferer of Asperger's Syndrome, or just an anti-social twat.
May 26th, 2007
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waaaa
May 26th, 2007
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How to prank a telemarketer + new site design = RIP YTMND.
May 26th, 2007
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I hope this isn't a bad sign of things to come :/
May 26th, 2007
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5 for max
May 26th, 2007
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Also, ban eveyrone on ytmnd. No more crappy ytmnds, no more bandwidth costs, oodles of money! And, you dont have to delete this site!
May 26th, 2007
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ISNT ALBACORE JUST TUNA BUT IN WATER?
May 26th, 2007
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Spelling?
May 26th, 2007
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HungBao -2 for no NEDM, -1 for no Poland, +2 for site owner making a site +3 for nautical madness -3 because max forgot POLAND kinda ridiculous this comment got him banned. wtf...
May 26th, 2007
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congratz is it your first kid?
May 26th, 2007
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Metal is STRONGER than ice.
May 26th, 2007
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if YTMND goes away nobody will care, and , god forbid, some of you may actually go outside.
May 26th, 2007
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WOW, SO F*CKING CLEVER
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Cap-i-tan! Cap-i-tan, where should I go?!
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"Everybody, listen to me, And return me, my ship. I'm your captain, I'm your captain, Although I'm feeling mighty sick. I've been lost now, days uncounted, And it's months since I've seen home. Can you hear me, can you hear me, Or am I all alone." I wrote these lyrics myself...
May 26th, 2007
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north vagina
May 26th, 2007
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also c*cks
May 26th, 2007
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Ergh.. when I think about it though, this all makes me depressed. =/
May 26th, 2007
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Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar, You're gonna go far. You're gonna fly high, You're never gonna die, You're gonna make it, if you try; They're gonna love you. Well I've always had a deep respect, And I mean that most sincere. The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one's Pink? And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it Riding the Gravy Train.
May 26th, 2007
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is that an unplugged version?
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if ytmnd shuts down i will cry
May 26th, 2007
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Avoid the f'n iceberg™ It doesn't take much and that's messed up/because these people do a lot of simple sh*t to impress us.
May 26th, 2007
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Ukraine is strong!
June 7th, 2007
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Agreed
May 26th, 2007
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I don't like (what I think) this site means. By completely avoiding the "comment drama" and simply viewing and voting, I still enjoy YTMND. Don't let the morons kill it- there has to be a way.
May 26th, 2007
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needs more diet pepsi.
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The sound froze for me as soon as I heard "YOU MAKE ME COME--" lol
May 26th, 2007
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To solve this, we should all get naked.
May 26th, 2007
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DUDE OMFG ITS MAX!!!!
May 27th, 2007
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oh max we knew you would start making 'art' sites.
May 27th, 2007
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1 for spelling captain wrong
May 27th, 2007
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DO NOT CHALLENGE EL CAPITAN!!!
May 27th, 2007
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We love you, Max!
May 28th, 2007
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Finally.
May 28th, 2007
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I THINK HE'S REPPING NORGINIA SO NORTH CALIFORNIA WHAT
May 28th, 2007
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max please post something new in news so we can post more pure sh*t news comments. Also, third
May 29th, 2007
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Scuttle the ship, but make sure nobody knows it's coming.
May 29th, 2007
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we
May 29th, 2007
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Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart Youre here, theres nothing I fear, And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on
May 31st, 2007
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Poor Max.
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Beautiful one, sleep in the sun, secret, sweet & sublime, I hope you last a long, long time
June 1st, 2007
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June 2nd, 2007
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*Gives Max a hug and runs off*
June 2nd, 2007
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Don't worry, Max. You're the man now, dog.
June 4th, 2007
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lol
June 5th, 2007
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you know you've had to deal with this for too long. just pull the plug or dump it off on someone else.
June 7th, 2007
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Max, you make me cum.
June 7th, 2007
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He would be emo if he was blaming himself, but it looks like he's blaming us. I guess that's a good sign. As far as I see it, as long as there are people addicted to ytmnd, there will be ytmnd. And as long as there are idiots using ytmnd, there will be crappy sites. And as long as we have good ppl like syncan, there will also be really good ytmnds. But even if it goes to hell, I'd hope max will keep ytmnd is around. I like the format, and the culture of this place.
June 13th, 2007
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:(((
June 13th, 2007
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HAY I LIBE IN VIRGINIA NORTE
June 16th, 2007
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Damnit, I had this in mind to do this. I guess I'll have to 5 :)
June 20th, 2007
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+5 for owner, -1 for being a dick, -1 for being an ugly bastard, -1 because i f*cking wanted to, and -1 for not having enough NEDM.
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"Sail away from the world, sail away from the world, SO STEER A COURSE!!! A COURSE FOR NOWHERE!! AND DROP THE ANCHOR!!! MY LITTLE EMPIRE!! I'M GOING NOWHERE!!!! I'M GOING NOWHERE! (This is the good ship lifestyle!)"
September 14th, 2007
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This is the good ship lifestyle All my friends jumped ship I elect me the captain This is the loneliest voyage I've ever been on Up in the crow's nest Over there! I see land! First mate? There is no first mate This is the good ship lifestyle
June 29th, 2007
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goldberg and an iceberg
July 1st, 2007
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wait, you live in northern Virginia?
July 1st, 2007
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set sails for f*ggot
July 13th, 2007
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another site involving max and that picture of an iceberg! http://maximum.ytmnd.com/
July 23rd, 2007
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Northern virginia makes me f*cking miserable, too.
July 25th, 2007
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I don't know why, but I like it.
July 25th, 2007
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You make me cum, also.
August 10th, 2007
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Max, i would like to see a real picture of you one day, do you think you'll ever be posting one?
August 25th, 2007
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this site will be killed
August 26th, 2007
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OMG it's Max!
August 29th, 2007
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lawl, it looks like I was banned (this comment won't make since as soon as someone else comments on this site)
November 11th, 2007
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You make me cum.
November 13th, 2007
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that picture of the iceberg is rediculously cool, I've never seen that before
April 3rd, 2008
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I WANT TO BE BANNED.
September 8th, 2009
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you make me cum
December 30th, 2009
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I'll place you second to keatonkeaton999