What do you consider big?
Created on: July 13th, 2007
What do you consider big?
Yes, we have no bananas.

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July 13th, 2007
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lol is she actualy talking about dick?
July 13th, 2007
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Is this an actual commercial, or did you make it into one? Either way 5.
July 15th, 2007
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are you joking?
July 15th, 2007
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lol If it was a commercial I wonder what company it's for Um... trogan... or something?
July 17th, 2007
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Trogan? lollerskates2u
July 13th, 2007
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somone slap me or f*ck me or whatever LMFAO
July 13th, 2007
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This MUST go into U&C
July 13th, 2007
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nothing like a nice long round banana
July 13th, 2007
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She can get plenty of those big things from the chiquita lady!
July 13th, 2007
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Mildly amusing and it looks like some solid effort was put into it. 4'd
July 13th, 2007
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LOL if she's actually talking about dick then that bitch is a slut!!! But seriously, I can't lie to you guys, I'm packin :|
July 13th, 2007
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Pure genius I commend you my friend
July 13th, 2007
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I LAWLED ALL OVER MYSELF
July 13th, 2007
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Also, no need to pretend like you all are "packin", over 90% of full grown males are under 6 inches. KTHXBAI.
July 13th, 2007
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In ancient greece they considered big dicks to be ugly actually. Also c*cks.
July 13th, 2007
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weren't the ancient greeks really into gay sex? if i were an ancient greek i would prefer a smaller dick in my *ssh*le too.
July 13th, 2007
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Statistically, women are completely satisfied with 5 inches. Also horsedick.
July 13th, 2007
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women are never satisfied.
July 14th, 2007
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I like how people pushed plus on leg3nd's comment, seeing as they are trying to feel justified about themselves.
July 14th, 2007
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Well if I was an ancient Greek, Golden, I would prefer to not have a dick of any size in my ass
July 14th, 2007
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Did you get the mop afterwards?
July 15th, 2007
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btw I am packin'
July 19th, 2007
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I just wanted to be the only one in this reply thread to be downvoted.
July 20th, 2007
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And this is why we can't have nice things
July 13th, 2007
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Would have pissed a lot of users off if dr.leet appeared somehow. I'm packin' myself,but women who ask for it that big aren't exactly good in bed,if you know what i mean. It would be funny if it was just a banana commercial,but it was something else.
July 13th, 2007
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Boobs.
August 2nd, 2007
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True. All very true.
July 13th, 2007
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July 13th, 2007
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just cut out the banana part, makes ity kinkier
July 13th, 2007
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i heard bananas may go extinct because of the chemicals we use to kill the bugs. no joke
July 14th, 2007
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Bananas...extinct?...wtf are you on, man?
July 14th, 2007
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mescaline
July 14th, 2007
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its true. so no more big ones for you.
July 15th, 2007
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Not the chemicals, it's because bananas reproduce asexually when grown for commercial purposes, and thus lack genetic variation needed for a good immune system. There's thousands of varieties of bananas, but most taste nasty and have a bunch of big seeds inside. Plus, they look weird. Only a handful of varieties are the size, texture, and taste that we like. Only one breed is sold at a time, to ensure consistency. The first one to be sold is already extinct. It was bigger!
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i love big bananas in my mouth
July 13th, 2007
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Sounds kind of small.
July 13th, 2007
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Saw a tape of Hank man, that's some kind of hog he's got on him, huh?
July 13th, 2007
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Have you seen Hank's tape? He's got a huge c*ck on him.
July 14th, 2007
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i heard hank leaked his own sex tape for bigger ratings
July 13th, 2007
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So awesome...
July 13th, 2007
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HEY GUYS I HAVE A BIG DICK
July 13th, 2007
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HEY GUYS ME TOO, LET'S WHIP 'EM OUT AT RECESS AND SEE WHOSE IS BIGGER
July 13th, 2007
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So I heard you guys had fat c*cks. Me too. Maybe we could get together sometime, and rub them together. You know. 3 Fat c*cks. Maybe some oil. fat c*cks....oil...
July 13th, 2007
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Hey hey hey! Dont go starting a c*ck party without me!!
July 14th, 2007
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lol pencil dick
July 14th, 2007
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Regularstormy: Is there a prize for the winner? Ya know, a little plaque I could hang up in my dorm room? I like my odds....
July 13th, 2007
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What do you consider fun?
July 13th, 2007
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Fun, natural fun.
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36% of females and 16% of males prefer artificial fun. The More You Know.
July 13th, 2007
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also c*cks
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16% of males? whoa but the FLESHLIGHT has only sold a million units according too the site......
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Who says it has to be mass produced?
July 13th, 2007
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This could completely be a real commercial, and should be. Send it to them for sweet sweet royalties.
July 14th, 2007
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except for the fact that that woman is a porn star. no joke, I looked it up. i like that part.
July 15th, 2007
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Bleep the f-bomb, too. I guess it could be a viral...
July 13th, 2007
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Good buildup, great punchline, and a funny bit of babbling at the end. Nice work - would make a great real commercial!
July 13th, 2007
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my banana is HUGE
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that's a pretty f*cking thick banana.
July 13th, 2007
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its funny because its bananas... also c*cks.
July 13th, 2007
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Oooohh.....I thought she was talking about Penises
July 13th, 2007
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This has so much potential to be a European commercial. That kind of blatent c*ck humor flies over there for some reason.
July 13th, 2007
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Ring ring ring- bananaFive.
July 13th, 2007
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this is completely lacking any meat
July 13th, 2007
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and that is what real women need.
July 14th, 2007
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hauhahuahhahauha
July 13th, 2007
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Is that a hilarious, well-polished YTMND in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
July 13th, 2007
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banana dick syndrome
July 13th, 2007
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Somone slap her with a banana?
July 13th, 2007
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I'd eat it.
July 13th, 2007
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July 13th, 2007
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cool commercial.
July 14th, 2007
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shut up idiots
July 14th, 2007
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^small dick
July 16th, 2007
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^no dick
July 17th, 2007
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^Has neither.
July 13th, 2007
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haha
July 13th, 2007
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that bitch aint even hot
July 13th, 2007
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lol nice
July 13th, 2007
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Goddamn, perfect
July 13th, 2007
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That sounded so much like a commerical... 5 and fav'd.
July 13th, 2007
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Hahahaha~ I was laughing at this so hard when the bananas add popped up.
July 13th, 2007
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ROFL ROFL ROFL
July 13th, 2007
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WTF
July 13th, 2007
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porno = auto-1
July 13th, 2007
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RAWR!
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another penis joke
July 13th, 2007
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It isn't the size of your banana; it's the way you use it.
July 13th, 2007
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I wonder what else she plays with that's that size, besides bananas... and also c*cks.
July 13th, 2007
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DISGRACE TO ALL WOMEN ON YTMND
July 13th, 2007
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Every person who has commented on this site above me is now incredibly insecure.
July 13th, 2007
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July 13th, 2007
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Bananas.
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July 13th, 2007
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Worthless, but +1 for Amerie...
July 16th, 2007
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OMFG NOT A 1!
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you can eat both!
July 14th, 2007
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amazing
July 14th, 2007
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haha 19 people fav'd this
July 14th, 2007
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LOL very good. are you into advertising? cause YES
July 14th, 2007
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Sweet and sour sesame seed bun Jesus. That was GENIUS. Fav'd.
July 14th, 2007
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cheddar crisp bacon cheddar ranch jesus?
July 14th, 2007
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or tender, w/e
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My dick is bigger than all of yours put together, I need a conceal and carry for it and can no longer fly on airplanes. Unfortunately, my massive member frightens anyone who sees it so I've never been laid. You take the good, you take the bad, you get a thousand dollars and a Real Doll.
July 14th, 2007
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haha...oh and just to let my fellow ytmnd'ers know, theres a petition to stop ebaumsworld.com it can be found here: http://www.petitiononline.com/ebaumsw/petition.html
July 14th, 2007
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You are a hero! Not really.
July 14th, 2007
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Thank you. I really appreciate your sarcasm man. We'll see how you stay warm while camping.
July 14th, 2007
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nanners!
July 14th, 2007
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Good stuff
July 14th, 2007
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-1 for lack of link to sauce video
July 14th, 2007
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that was funny
July 14th, 2007
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I refuse to vote until I find out if this is on Youtube.
July 14th, 2007
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haha, i like it
July 14th, 2007
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GUESS WHOSE BACK IN THE MOTHA F*CKIN HOUSE WITH A FAT DICK IN YO MOTHA F*CKIN MOUTH
July 14th, 2007
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Is she talking about horse dick?
July 14th, 2007
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Haha she actually isn't asking for it to be all that much longer than the average. But jesus that was a wide circle. She must be talking about a horse with a really short dick lol.
July 14th, 2007
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Sux
July 14th, 2007
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^small dick
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^on the internet small dick. . . oh wait im on the internet AUUUUUUUUUUUGH
July 14th, 2007
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Whenever I play with my girlfriend'd tits, I hum the theme from Sanford and Son
July 14th, 2007
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And hum the '70's SWAT theme when you give her a motor boat?
July 14th, 2007
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Awww no one hums the A-Team theme? :(
July 14th, 2007
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LMFAO
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Great job, surprise me at the end there, nice safe, lol.
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actually i meant *save*
July 14th, 2007
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5'd for keywords
July 14th, 2007
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Should TOTALLY be a real commercial.
July 14th, 2007
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I told him he should turn this into a youtube video. It would do pretty good.
July 14th, 2007
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this is win, don't doubt yourself.
July 14th, 2007
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excellent CommercialTMND
July 14th, 2007
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lawl
July 14th, 2007
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5 for porn
July 14th, 2007
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yay she described my dick :D
July 14th, 2007
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F*ggy short film.
July 14th, 2007
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No, awesome normal-length commercial. Duh.
July 14th, 2007
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Boring.
July 14th, 2007
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You need to send this link to Chiquita, great ad campaign
July 14th, 2007
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I have a small penis =)
July 14th, 2007
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Finally someone mans up and admits to their short comings
July 15th, 2007
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what a boring commercial about what she considers big..
July 15th, 2007
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what a commercial boring what about big considers she..
July 15th, 2007
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Soviet Russia?
July 15th, 2007
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5'd for tire gauge... Also, c*cks
July 15th, 2007
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my manhood is somewhat ruined =(
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Man, that thickness would probably rip a normal girl in half.
July 15th, 2007
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Maybe she has small hands?
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its this one thing thats got me voting
July 15th, 2007
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Nice.
July 15th, 2007
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Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!!
July 15th, 2007
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That thick???
July 16th, 2007
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OMG SHE WAS TALKIN ABOUT PENIS SIZE LKJSL:KJDFLKSDJFSKLDJ LOL HAHAHA LOL ROFL LALOAANF ...
July 16th, 2007
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This made my day
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needs more foot doctor
July 16th, 2007
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LOL SEX!1!1 Enjoy the 1.
July 16th, 2007
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YES! I fit that description! Thank god, I always thought I had a small dick compared to others.
July 16th, 2007
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size for the 90% of you liars on this site. whoever referenced the greek, it's in the link above, so you get a, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR.
July 16th, 2007
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I got what she want ;)
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Clever
July 17th, 2007
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I would bite into one of those bananas.
July 18th, 2007
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superbe
July 18th, 2007
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I hope this slut chokes to death on one that big.
July 18th, 2007
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cute. =]
July 18th, 2007
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The Chiquita Company should totally hire you.
July 18th, 2007
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lawl
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hawt
July 18th, 2007
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WE HAVE NOOOO BANNANAS TODAY!!!
July 18th, 2007
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lol, a penis thick like that will leave her pretty slack
July 20th, 2007
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That's probablly why she needs a penis like that
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Nice work, f*ggot.
July 19th, 2007
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i bet she's a size queen in every aspect
July 19th, 2007
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LOL!!!!
July 19th, 2007
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I mean Harry Potter books are so long... over 600 pages and the whole big deal happens over a few paragraphs. What's up with that? A huge deal over the events of a few minutes?
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funnier without the punch line
July 20th, 2007
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Ring ring ring ring -banana porn. 4 rings,er stars.
July 21st, 2007
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Too funny xD
July 21st, 2007
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5'd + fave mostly for the comments about ancient greece.
July 21st, 2007
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jesus that was clever
July 21st, 2007
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I consider that tattoo excessively large.
July 29th, 2007
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Prepare for dick joke......DICK JOKE AWAY!!!
August 20th, 2007
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That's the joke