PTKFGS: DOBBY HEDWIG FRED AND SNAPE LIVE! HARRY DIVORCES GINNY; NEVILLE BECOMES A JANITOR
Burbage, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Scrimgeour, Wormtail, Fred Weasley, Dobby and Snape LIVE. Harry divorces Ginny Weasley and they abort three kids. Ron and Hermione get divorced as well.

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July 18th, 2007
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waited for something like this
July 18th, 2007
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Win
July 18th, 2007
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Lyrics -Mad Eye- “What’s Happened? Who’s? “Mad-Eye,” said Mr. Weasly. “Alive” The twins grimaces of shock turn to grins.
July 18th, 2007
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Voldemort- They grooved with Voldemort’s body and got him laid in a chamber near the hall where Fred, Lupin, Colin Creevey, And Fifty others who had lived loving him.
July 18th, 2007
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Wormtail- “Relactid!” said Ron, pointing the wand at the silver hand, and it turned Wormtail back into a Rat! Now Ron can enjoy his pet for another 10 years or so until he finds that some things in life are waaay cooler than some damn rat.
July 18th, 2007
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Snape- “Look……at…….me….” he whispered. The green eyes found harry’s, and after a second, his erection was somewhere between the depths of his black rope, and at the same time, harry’s vanished, leaving them in an awkward moment… Empty. Harry held Snape no more, as he doesn’t like old penises.
July 18th, 2007
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Fred- “Yes—Yes—Yes!” someone was shouting, “Yes! Fred! Yes!” Percy was kissing his brother and Ron was kneeling beside them and Fred’s eyes were locked with Percy’s. The last kiss still erched upon his face.
July 18th, 2007
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Dobby- “Dobby! I Love You Dobby! Don’t Leave Me!!” The elf’s eyes found him, and his lips trembled with effort to form words. “I….Love….You Too” And with that, Dobby kissed Harry right on the lips. It was warm. Dobby knew their love wouldn’t last long… I mean.. Com’on.. so he treasured every moment he spent with him.
July 18th, 2007
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Headwig- “Yes – YES!!” The motorbike zoomed forward; Harry glimpsed hooded Death Eaters scatterin as Hagrid blasted through their circle. “Hedwig!! Hedwig!” The owl was having sex with Harry and as pathetic as it was, everyone liked it. From Hagrid’s view, Hedwig look’d like a toy, something you’d find at the floor of her cage. Everyone burst into joy as they love it when Harry has sex with random things!
July 18th, 2007
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Ron- “Holy crap, Your pregnant? said Ron under his breath. “But… I wore a rubber! This … can’t be possible?! Are you sure your pregnant? You could just be getting fat.. Oh sh*t man I’m in some serious sh*t now.” “Ron, for Heaven’s sake,” said Hermione, half angry, half amused. “Don’t get all hyped up over nothing dear! We’re going to be mommys and daddys now! Yay us!” “OH HELL NAH!!! I’m dumping your white ass, sh*t. I can’t get stuck with no baby, YOU CRAZY WOMEN!! F*CK YOU!!! Your *ss is gras
July 18th, 2007
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Hey, Dumbledore kills Snape!
July 18th, 2007
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Not In This Universe! :D Muwahahaha!
July 18th, 2007
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Beautiful
July 18th, 2007
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Yah, It Looks Like This Site Is Going Down The Tube.. Bummer
July 18th, 2007
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Aborts three kids = instant lawl and 5
July 18th, 2007
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Yeppie! :D
July 19th, 2007
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Would of been a five, but the text wasn't funny, unless you are a ten year who still laughs at the word sex and penis. Still, funny idea which far as I see hasn't been done.
July 19th, 2007
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lol I Wasn't Thinking About It At The Time, I Just Read What Was On Machodance, And Wrote The Complete Opposite.. I'll Make Sure To Update It For Ya :P
July 19th, 2007
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And Hey.. How'd You Find This Site? D: I Thought It Was Dead.. D:
July 21st, 2007
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I sure as hell liked it! good job. Ron and Hermione part made me 0.0
August 5th, 2007
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5 in my book, wished the text was slower so i could read it but saw you had it in profile.
August 9th, 2007
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And Hermione casts Erecto ^_^
October 6th, 2007
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Lawl o Lawl