A True Story by Keaton
Created on: July 20th, 2007
A True Story by Keaton
hi poopiedeloopie! download koji's song http://keaton-world.com/music/Koji_Kondo_-_Song_for_keaton.mp3

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July 20th, 2007
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Awesomeness.
July 20th, 2007
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my ears are happy.
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is this a real story, besides the song part?
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see description
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+3 if its fake, for a well-made story +4 if its real for having such heart and -1 for the audio being obvious since it was made by keatonkeaton
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everyone check out the Poopie+Keaton saga!, starting with http://keatonlovesme.ytmnd.com/
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OMG WIN! not only is there ear rape at the end, you have to wait like 5 minutes before you get ear raped!
July 20th, 2007
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expected it, but 5 for such a long buildup
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EPIC
July 20th, 2007
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Nothing on ytmnd ever has a happy ending.
July 20th, 2007
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You magnificent bastard.
July 20th, 2007
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5'd for nostalgia
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http://keatonlovesme.ytmnd.com/ DO ME KEATON
July 20th, 2007
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RAWR!
July 20th, 2007
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Ownage.
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as soon as I heard the 200 dollars I knew it was fake... you don't have 200 dollars...
July 25th, 2007
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Besides, if he did he would have sent it to me. Since we're buddies and all.
July 20th, 2007
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Wow, I actually fell for this pretty bad o.o.
July 20th, 2007
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July 19th.
July 20th, 2007
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We all fell for the TAAARRRPPPP!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2007
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merely
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i probably should have spell checked some of this, but i actually didn't expect this to do as well as it did
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I don't know if it was the smooth, sensuous voice of the adolescent male reading extra slowly and carefully so as to waste as much time as possible. I don't know if it was the noise so painstakingly adjusted to raping each and every one of the cilia in my inner ear. I don't know if it was the 8-bit satire, or the blinding, obnoxious orange background, or even the PSA-style music that delighted me. All I know, kind sir, is that you have my fav, and had I not been barren with altitude, my fivechild.
July 20th, 2007
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I has a comment :I
July 21st, 2007
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^_^
July 20th, 2007
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Predictiable sh*t was predictiable. -_- Next time make it like WHILE you're talking.
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Fact: Out of the last 20 sites I have made, the only ones to get a score over 3.88 have been the three sites about Super Mario
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Fact: Clorox kills 99% of household bacteria
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I think its lysol
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NOT IMPORTANT
July 20th, 2007
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fact: i cannot think of a witty comment to get green #'s right now
July 20th, 2007
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FACT: BEARS BEATS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
July 21st, 2007
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FACT : TCAF
July 21st, 2007
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RACECAR : RACECAR
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GoHangASalamiImALasagnaHog : goHangasaLAmIimalaSAgnaHoG
July 21st, 2007
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AManAPlanACanalPanama : amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA
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MayAMoodyBabyDoomAYam : maYAmooDybaBydooMAyaM
July 21st, 2007
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pretty sure Bleach is gonna kill more life than most things
July 26th, 2007
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booo keaton just taking those from weird al
July 29th, 2007
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Dad : daD
June 12th, 2009
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OTTO: OTTO
July 20th, 2007
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5 if it was true
July 20th, 2007
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soo whatcha gonna do with those 200 dollars... Im free tommorow night. :)
July 20th, 2007
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kassius and aegis get drunk and write a story. two thumbs up
July 20th, 2007
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i before e except after c keaton!
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I couldn't remember if the word "receive" was an exception to that rule or what, so I spelled it both ways within the ytmnd.
July 20th, 2007
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haha it's all good
July 20th, 2007
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auto-1 putting your name in the title assumes that people give a sh*t about who you are. f*ck yourself f*ggot.
July 20th, 2007
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YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, KEATON.
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lol, Bega's Battle
July 20th, 2007
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6
July 20th, 2007
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Epic.
July 20th, 2007
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I came.
July 20th, 2007
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jesus christ and 2 jews in a bad that was long
July 20th, 2007
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here we all were about to call you a f*ggot...
July 20th, 2007
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lived up to the hype
July 20th, 2007
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rofl
July 20th, 2007
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Keaton, I love you so much.
July 20th, 2007
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Possibly my favorite of your sites. This is so awesome. I actually loled.
July 20th, 2007
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Well at least the $200 wasn't fake and laced with Anthrax. Oh you might want to check that.
July 20th, 2007
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Thanks Dave,I mean Keaton
July 20th, 2007
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July 20th, 2007
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HAHAHAHA i took you so srsly
July 21st, 2007
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Me too. I started laughing so hard when the ear rape came. I got pwned like a nub.
July 21st, 2007
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Who didn't?
July 20th, 2007
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koji kondo
July 20th, 2007
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You, sir, are my hero.
July 20th, 2007
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You blew it up! Damn you!
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Pool's open, feel free to swim.
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I see 3 possibilities. 1 It's true and he sent you a cd of musical crap. 2 It's sorta true and you supplemented your own musical crap. 3 You actually received the cd some time ago and have based most of your work on it.
July 20th, 2007
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THATS AMAZING!! lol
July 20th, 2007
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what a story. WHAT a story. Thats f*ckin hilarious.
July 20th, 2007
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awesome
July 21st, 2007
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I seem to remember Keaton having some pretty cool sites, but this... No, unless there's some inside joke I wasn't invited to the cool club soon enough to get, this just pretty much sucks. 2 for at least keeping me engaged to the end of it.
July 21st, 2007
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You really had me going there. :)
July 21st, 2007
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oh my god, this is fantastic
July 21st, 2007
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that was a total waste of my time
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your on the internet. Your time obviously had no better use. No go cure cancer or stfu
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you're*
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haha you bastard
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[]_[]-b ARRRHGGHH!!! Very nice work!
July 21st, 2007
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OMG OMG OMG hahahahahahaha
July 21st, 2007
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So...he didn't actually compose a song....
July 21st, 2007
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this is DEFINATELY some sort of variation of LOUDTMND 5'd
July 21st, 2007
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Can't say I didn't see it coming... although, I was expecting a Harry Potter spoiler.
July 21st, 2007
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Keaton, if by chance you happen to read my comment (on some occasions you reply), let me just say that it is a rare occurrence that I ever put a site into my favorites. You should take this moment to appreciate it for you have brought hope to a YTMNDer that lost hope. :D
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:D
July 21st, 2007
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I gave it a 5 but after reading these comments I was forced to change it to 1. Peer pressure consumes me.
July 21st, 2007
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I actually liked that one
July 21st, 2007
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Meh, you talk like you have something blocking your nose. And its not the type like Ben Stein, no, it just sucks.
July 21st, 2007
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Wow he really half assed that didn't he? Or was the first song the one he sent?
July 21st, 2007
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Do I smell [Epic Ear Rape Maneuvers]? This is definetely win, at that. The build-up was just, liekzomg genious... here I'm 90% expecting a great new piece by Kondo, and 10% waiting for the inevitable horse dick... you hit me between the eyes with that, my good sir.
July 21st, 2007
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boom headshot
July 21st, 2007
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lmao ownagez
July 21st, 2007
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This is, by far, one of the most clever YTMNDs ever. The fact that it's only 4.16 while I type this further proves how many f*ggots are on this site.
July 21st, 2007
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i laughed so hard at this. this is my favorite YTMND that i cannot show anyone since no one i know would watch through it.
July 21st, 2007
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By the way, I couldn't get your link, https://nintendo.taleo.net/servlets/careersection?art_ip_action=flowdispatcher&flowtypeno=13&pageseq=2&reqno=19000&art_servlet_language=en&csNo=10000&jservsessionidnintendo=23opi6nb6aq6u3mw1.rjs2421_2422#topofcspage, to work.
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The url and phone number are the only true things I said in the whole thing
July 21st, 2007
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I don't think anyone believed this for a second.
July 21st, 2007
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i love you. so much.
July 21st, 2007
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I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while.. that was awesome!
July 21st, 2007
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dude you have like the gayest voice ive ever heard, and ive heard some actual gay people talk....take this 5 and buy some testosterone
July 21st, 2007
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nevermind. I found the application through nintendo.taleo.net. NINTENDO, HERE I COME!
July 21st, 2007
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Music to have sex to if I ever heard it.
July 21st, 2007
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I give points for the amazing, complex story, that I thought was true. Good Game and Godspeed
July 21st, 2007
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keaton I'm still waiting on that goatse pic
July 21st, 2007
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brilliantly executed.
July 21st, 2007
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As it neared the end I screamed "please be ear rape! please be ear rape!" Song begins, I squeel with glee and laugh hysterically. You win.
July 21st, 2007
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This YTMND Is Music To My Ears :D I'm Going To Rig My Alarm Clock To Play This Masterpiece Everyday When Its Time For Me To Wake Up In Order To Get That 'Extra' Boost You Always Need To Get Out Of Bed. I'm Sure The Neighbors Will Enjoy It Too :)
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Wow, I really feel for the trap there. And now I no longer have vergin ears. (5'd and Fav'd)
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glorious
July 21st, 2007
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mearly!
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Damn, I fell for this hard.
July 21st, 2007
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You're dumb
July 21st, 2007
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ROFL. That is complete genius. The level of respect I have for you keaton, just exploded upwards to the nth power.
July 21st, 2007
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I'm gonna just stop clicking on your sites from now on. You seem a decent fellow - but you have nothing to offer one such as me.
July 21st, 2007
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It stinks!
July 21st, 2007
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wow you're lucky that he made a song just for you
July 21st, 2007
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HOLY SH*T ROFL no describing how funny this is
July 21st, 2007
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koj
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woah look we can reply to comments now!
July 21st, 2007
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oh god! I think we'll abuse it!
July 21st, 2007
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July 21st, 2007
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lol For people who think the file is corrupted.... It was probably meant to be that way :D
July 21st, 2007
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I'll actually five this because you're 200 dollars were refunded.
July 21st, 2007
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July 21st, 2007
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Your voice is annoying and you suck. It's pronounced Cone-Doh.
July 21st, 2007
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I kinda saw it from a mile away... :(
July 21st, 2007
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You're a sexy boy, Keaton.
July 21st, 2007
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He's not your boy toy.
July 21st, 2007
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Just atrocious. Terrible.
July 21st, 2007
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wow, Koji can really knows his ear rape!
July 21st, 2007
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meh, good enough
July 21st, 2007
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Next try asking Totakeke.
July 21st, 2007
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I love your work Keat, but if this is true, then both you and Koji are douchebags.
July 21st, 2007
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That was so worth the wait.
July 21st, 2007
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wow, you sure put alot of effort into this ear rape
July 21st, 2007
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BOO.
July 21st, 2007
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Pointless, this goes absolutely nowhere and isn't really that funny at the end. Really, you should stick to watching YTMNDs instead of making them
July 21st, 2007
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Said the man with the racist sites.
July 21st, 2007
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u sure those were american dollars?
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You put a lot of time and effort in that.
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Ow.
July 21st, 2007
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July 21st, 2007
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And where might I find the song playing while you're talking?
July 21st, 2007
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I honestly didn't see that coming.
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Initially I was upset that you were bothering such an important man; then I was confused why "your song" was from a completely recognizable Super Nintendo game... :/ I am so gullible
July 21st, 2007
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That was f*cking genius. Of all the games you could've chose, you picked the music from Mario 2. The ONE Mario game that Nintendo's people didn't actually make.
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the ending was amazing....btw needs more foot doctor
July 21st, 2007
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my ears bleed ...way too loud... great story tough!
July 21st, 2007
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i was starting to believe it lol
July 21st, 2007
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You win!
July 21st, 2007
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WHAT?! NO HAPPY FINISH!? THAT IS RIDICUROUS, COW EYE!
July 21st, 2007
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Epic punchline
July 21st, 2007
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I've been 23 for a day now and I can't feel my head.
July 21st, 2007
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Happy Birthday! I just turned 20 Tuesday.
June 8th, 2009
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Wow, its almost been two years since this site was made lol
July 21st, 2007
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...This made me laugh hard XD
July 21st, 2007
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like sh*t any of that is real
July 21st, 2007
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Mr. Kondo is obviously all too aware that his work is being mined for geek-chic in the past three years or so, and not being taken very seriously. Amusing story anyways I guess.
July 21st, 2007
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Was going to five and favorite. Ending assured 1-star vote.
July 21st, 2007
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the song brought tears to my eyes. or maybe my forehead was bleeding. 200 dollars well spent
July 21st, 2007
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wow what an *ssh*le.. haha
July 21st, 2007
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my o my did i lawl my pants off. well played sir
July 21st, 2007
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So you bugged him just for ear rape?
July 21st, 2007
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Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com
December 22nd, 2007
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Except a billion times better because of the intricate buildup. If you just say "guy goes into a talent agent's office, says 'I have this great act called The Aristocrats,'" you have no joke. You need the sh*t and piss and incest and bestiality first.
July 21st, 2007
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HAHA. That song is awful. You've been shafted.
July 21st, 2007
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LOL. You cheeky monkey.
July 21st, 2007
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lol
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you got nintend'oh'd!
July 21st, 2007
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Wow. My ears are still bleeding. Each of us here has been KondOWNED.
July 21st, 2007
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I got Joji Roll'd
July 21st, 2007
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where the f*ck is footdoctor.
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Reminds me of Super Mario Lost Levels
July 21st, 2007
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Not funny and a waste of time. You could have at least written something "in the style of Koji Kondo"... Oh yeah you just make "fun times mixes" that all sound the same.
July 21st, 2007
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:D
July 21st, 2007
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epic winrar +5 for ear rape
July 21st, 2007
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haha! i turned the speakers down just before the song came on i knew what was coming! nice try though
July 21st, 2007
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July 21st, 2007
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lol, im deaf!!! i cranked the volume up on my headphones with anticiapation, thinking "wow! a song by koji!!! woot!", when all of a sudden, WHAMMO!!!! im deaf.... 5'd for making my ears bleed, as that is what they are doing right now.
July 21st, 2007
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stolen from 4chan
July 21st, 2007
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OW MY EARS
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how much did you pay max to get exempt from nsfw?
July 21st, 2007
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About one second before that song started I suddenly thought I'd get Rickroll'd. I'm glad I did not.
July 21st, 2007
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Best. Ytmnd. Ever.
September 1st, 2008
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This is still my favorite site ever
July 21st, 2007
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effort ftl
July 21st, 2007
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Best 200 bucks Keaton ever spent. Next stop, Nobuo Uematsu.
July 21st, 2007
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Don't comment much. But not very many YTMND's make me cry with laughter. Bravo dude.
July 21st, 2007
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I got a nice lawl from this.
July 21st, 2007
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LOL, some part of this makes me wonder if he did this to say NO I WON'T COMPOSE ANYTHING and the other makes me wonder if he circuit bent something and played it on that. I'm guessing the first one but still LOL
July 21st, 2007
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First ear rape I didn't 1
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i hate you
July 21st, 2007
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Very long, yet completely necessary, buildup to some of the most glorious ear rape I've heard.
July 21st, 2007
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Fix the sink! Otherwise would be 5'd for ridiculously long build up and ear rape.
July 21st, 2007
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I just lost the game.
July 21st, 2007
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lol
July 21st, 2007
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Imagine what you could get for only 50 bucks. You'd be deaf for life after listening to it.
July 21st, 2007
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the name is KONDO, not KANDO or the english word CONDO, pronounce it right you failure
July 21st, 2007
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Fascinating.
July 21st, 2007
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
July 21st, 2007
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I'll be honest. I fell for it, however, it didn't get me as well as it could have. There isn't enough difference in volume between the trick and the buildup. Otherwise, I probably would have sh*t my pants. Currently, I didn't even have to turn down my speakers. If the joke was just that there was no song... well, then that was lame.
July 21st, 2007
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wow im dissapointed
July 21st, 2007
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KOJI KONDO'S TRUE IDENTITY REVEALED: KASSIUS!
July 21st, 2007
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You wasted that much of my life... leading me to believe that I would eventually hear something awesome, or at least personal and meaningful... and I get this: a crappy distortion that you made yourself. I hate you. COLOSSAL WIN.
July 21st, 2007
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wow, I can't believe I didn't expect that maybe it's cause I was tired from just coming back from a trip :-P.
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