~Kassius Klassics~- Hey
Created on: July 21st, 2007
~Kassius Klassics~-  Hey
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July 21st, 2007
(65)
N*gg*. N*GG*. Listen to me. I can't keep sending you money every time you run over your headphones with your computer chair. Let me see what I can do.
July 21st, 2007
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2nd
July 21st, 2007
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(0)
ill send soem monies
July 21st, 2007
(4)
Kassius is why YTMND doesn't suck too much right now. If I had any money, I'd sponsor, but Christ I don't have a single dollar to spare for YTMND. F*cking college. F*ck I think I'll dropout so Kassius can get his headphones.
July 22nd, 2007
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That's rediculous. If I started releasing songs on YTMND Max would buy me a f*cking 5.1 dolby digital surround sound home entertainment system. I want leather belts on top of the sponsored list.
July 22nd, 2007
(7)
the one spelling mistake that bothers me is rediculous. it's ridiculous, people.
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
IT'S OVER 9000
July 28th, 2007
(0)
Haha, classic comment Koolaider
July 31st, 2007
(-2)
Kassius, you are the biggest bitch on ytmnd ever, and I hope you you die a very slow and painful death,getting raped by black men.It's too bad you'd enjoy that death though.I bet you want some kfc with those gay headphones. Inkdrinker and Sexymofo are rolling over in their graves.
July 21st, 2007
(1)
I have $20 headphones lol.
July 23rd, 2007
(9)
I just had Cinnamon Toast Crunch with Mountain Dew instead of milk for dinner. It was incredible, but I think I'm slipping into a diabetic coma.
July 24th, 2007
(3)
Get this man his manliness badge!
July 26th, 2007
(0)
I have 29 dollar headphones They are sony.
July 26th, 2007
(0)
mine are £10. only christ knows how much that is in dolluhs
July 27th, 2007
(0)
$20, roughly.
July 21st, 2007
(1)
i wonder why :hmm:
July 21st, 2007
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Nobody gives a sh*t about your headphones. Go cry about it you punk *ss bitch. LOL :)
July 21st, 2007
(1)
So how were they destroyed?
July 21st, 2007
(14)
ear raep
July 21st, 2007
(16)
My roommate went "looking through my dvd collection" while I was on campus (except I don't keep dvds in my underwear drawers, my personal office drawers, and my closet), snagged his foot on the wire on his way out, tripped, and obliterated them. And he's too broke to do anything but give me his piece of sh*t wireless ear buds that do nothing but static.
July 21st, 2007
(13)
he was looking for your stash.
(24)
kassius lots of your ytmnds do nothing but static and earrape!
July 21st, 2007
(7)
There has to be some epic revenge in the future
July 21st, 2007
(1)
Earbuds are for iPods and morons. They're the least comfortable headphones, they never stay in the ear and sound is never equal in both ears so it's annoying, and they're disgusting if anyone else uses them. You don't wanna get his ear AIDS, f*ck that. I'm on my 3rd pair this year from a f*cking dog chewing through them, and on this one the wire at the volume slider pulled out from sh*tty design. F*cking sucks. I need a new pair, too, since these go out and in, and I don't even have enough for my new pair.
(18)
OMG KASSIUS HAS A ROOMMATE I can't imagine living with another person and making polend sites, I have had complaints from the apartment next door...
July 22nd, 2007
(23)
Kassius, have a cookie. OR IS YOUR ROOMATE GONNA TRIP OVER THAT!?
July 29th, 2007
(1)
JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM
July 21st, 2007
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I will buy you a new pair if you sponsor one of my sites for $140.00
July 21st, 2007
(2)
That's nice of max.
July 21st, 2007
(0)
kassius
July 21st, 2007
(0)
Is this blackmail or bribery? Maybe both.
July 21st, 2007
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go get f*cked
July 21st, 2007
(2)
You probably shouldnt be listening to all that ear rape in headphones anyway
July 21st, 2007
(3)
f*ck your ears
July 21st, 2007
(1)
delicious, buttery irony :P
July 21st, 2007
(1)
ill 5 cuz i want to see pictures of max buying headphones
July 21st, 2007
(1)
If I donate a kidney would that be enough?
July 21st, 2007
(1)
ajk;ldfssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
July 21st, 2007
(17)
F*ck you Kassius. Spoiled little bitch.
July 23rd, 2007
(-2)
lolz
July 27th, 2007
(0)
haha, I just shot a little cream through my ethernet line, you better hope it doesn't find you
July 21st, 2007
(1)
Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
July 21st, 2007
(0)
check ur pm
July 21st, 2007
(9)
just buy 10 pairs of $10 headphones
July 21st, 2007
(-1)
In before people start making non-sequitur comments on these headphones' Amazon.com page
July 21st, 2007
(1)
F*ck I dunno. 1'd.
July 21st, 2007
(2)
NEW FAD!
July 21st, 2007
(56)
no i didnt.
July 21st, 2007
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hi max!
July 21st, 2007
(3)
Shenanigans!
(17)
LOL IT WAS A RUSE TO GET YOU TO COMMENT LOL PWNED OH NO HE DIDN'T
(5)
you dont know how hard i'm laughing now that i've seen this comment
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
maybe you can guilt him into doing it anyway. even still this site is a great gag
July 22nd, 2007
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Kassius wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.
July 22nd, 2007
(9)
[8:04pm]«max» You get that much and I'll personally buy and mail you them myself.
(3)
ok... someone is lying here... and is simply.......BARBARIC
July 22nd, 2007
(10)
i guess you have to wait until it hit's $150 and then you get to find out.
July 22nd, 2007
(7)
NOW ONE OF YOU MADE A TYPO
(1)
not if you figure in the huge influx of money value due to inflation over the next week!
July 22nd, 2007
(16)
MAx! If Kassius gets a toy, I want a toy too. Max buy me a toy.
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
I guess a part of us evolved when none of us said "max make me a mod." Also once I refill my paypal account I might consider donating cuz your poke beatz are awesome.
July 22nd, 2007
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YTMND Hanukkah is just around the corner!
July 22nd, 2007
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max make me a mod
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
Who didn't see that coming
July 22nd, 2007
(2)
BARBARIC
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
Maybe Max is just trying to get your address.
July 22nd, 2007
(2)
Maybe max is just a conniving jew with an insatiable appetite for money.
July 22nd, 2007
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Hi Max!
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now we find out if that cose was worth the price we paid
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code
(3)
Max, I want a toy. A very nice toy... that involves AAA batteries. Get me off, and I'll make a YTMND about it. OR NOT BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING IS GAY AS HELL AND I NEED A PLASTIC VAGINA TO BE ACCURATE ABOUT IT
July 21st, 2007
(2)
I might donate later, but accept this 5 for the music in the meantime.
July 21st, 2007
(0)
love the music
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
I am wearing those right now. HD555-FIVED!
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
I dropped a bunch of dough on you, because the Senns are serious and I love your mixes. Keep on makin that magic.
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
2007-07-21 21:57:06 max 0 stars "no i didnt." ... well done...
July 22nd, 2007
(4)
Meh, either way, I have taken a lot of humor from this site, so its about time I give back. Frankly, I don't care if Kassius or Max gets it, either way, its motorcycle parts sales money well spent. If Kassius gets new phones, cool, if not, it goes to site maintainance, which means I get a little more YTMND. Never a bad thing.
(1)
i gots no cash, if i make a pair of headphones from stuff i find in my yard, will you accept that??? ill do it
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
lol
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
five/fav
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
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Buy your own headphones you f*cking beggar.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
My friend has a pair of those that I might buy off of her for producing myself. They're really good. (b^_^)b
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
5'd Because Of koolaider's donation.
(0)
hahaha i didnt even notice that
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
599 US Dollars
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
Massive Damage.
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
Crab, weak point, etc.
(14)
o that macks, always making promises he can't follow through on, like my ex who wanted to cum on my face but couldn't maintain an erection...
July 22nd, 2007
(25)
I could help you there. I love red heads, MMMM yeah baby Nom Nom! He prolly couldnt maintain an erection because you were constantly yapping about how unoriginal he was.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
She could Honey Flash me anytime.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
I can get the job done
July 23rd, 2007
(-1)
If you have an erection lasting MOAR THAN FOUR HOURS, please contact a doctor immediately.
(1)
LOL THEY SAY IT ON 4KHAN SO IT MUST BE FUNNIE ++++++ ALSO +1 TO POS THAT WAS F*CKING LOL
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
The destruction may have been intentional I want a full on investigation.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
Sennheiser headphones are total win. I love my HD485 phones.
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
You bought your headphones at Circuit City?
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
Kassius, I would totally sponsor you if I could, but I'm flat broke.
July 22nd, 2007
(-3)
Get yourself some monitors bro. Just don't use em on here because I think one of you pol3nd *ssh*les might have blown mine haha.
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
Sorry to hear that. I'd donate if I had a paypal account. Or a credit card. Or money.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
if you would check your pm i said id sell you a pair of HD 595's for 50 bucks.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
just think of how many headphones (and eardrums) you've destroyed
July 22nd, 2007
(5)
ITZ CLEVAR THERE IZ NO SOUND CUZ UR HEADPHONES ARE BROKEN
July 22nd, 2007
(9)
OH WAIT NVM MY SPEAKARS WERE OFF LOL
July 22nd, 2007
(2)
5'd for this comment :-D
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
QDF
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
the HD-280 Pro headphones are really nice too, and not that expensive. Closed ear, better for other people in the room.
(-1)
circuit city... bleh, order some Beyerdynamic ones online.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
Dude, I don't know, Max is gonna be busy.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
This will be funny to stop at $139.99
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
f*ck man i want some of those headphones, theyre bad ass
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
yes.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
thats funny, I have the same kind of headphones. they're ok
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
they are selling them for $107 on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-HD555-HD-555-Audiophile-Headphones/dp/B0001FTVDQ
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
I'm not American.
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
:o
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
um, ok. Anyhow, Ace Digital Club doesn't ship out of the states so unless Max orders those, receives the package and then finally sends it to me, then yea.
July 22nd, 2007
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Kassius, you musn't say such things.
July 22nd, 2007
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Kassius, you're the greatest American that ever lived. You're like "Hulk Hogan Great". --- You're the Will Rodgers of the American Internet. If you're not American it would break my yankee heart, not to mention the hearts of all those little Kassamaniacs running around out here.
July 22nd, 2007
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Kassius's c*ck almost destroyed my house today
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
this reply chain is too f*cking pink.
July 24th, 2007
(1)
your reply chain is too f*cking pink
July 27th, 2007
(1)
money-hat needs to stop trying so hard
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
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July 23rd, 2007
(0)
???????????? Ok.
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
I don't believe you've done anything for my hard earned cash to just jump to your pocket. Earn it moocher.
July 22nd, 2007
(8)
The most ridiculous part about this whole affair is imagining you listening to your abominable mixes in these high quality headphones.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
I have those very same headphones for when I work with audio <3.
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
RAWR!
July 22nd, 2007
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F*ck you and your headphones: "Huhuhuhu please donate to my broke ass, YTMND! I'm a good user that deserves all the attention! Help me to continue making sites that mean nothing! F*ck everyone else! Huhuhuhu!"
July 22nd, 2007
(-2)
:O how does tripping a wire break headphones
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
shut up.
July 22nd, 2007
(2)
Your roomate's broke so I'm donating him to you and you can sell him for a new pair of headphones.
July 22nd, 2007
(-3)
shut up.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
Costs $105.20 shipped from TheNerds.net with Jellyfish discount.
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
I thought you said Jelly Donut, what the f*ck is that!
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
http://tinyurl.com/36z8er
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
I can't believe I just did this. Gave $55 just to find out if max is true to his word.
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
easy come easy go
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
the money will be spent on 2 cups of coffee from starbucks.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
IT'S OVER $140.00!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
Whoa, Max really did it.
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
oh snap cool song ITT
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
5d for the catchy tune
July 22nd, 2007
(-1)
nice grindhouse music
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
5 for advertising for Thanks http://ytmnd.com/users/thanks
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
hey what's the secret #?! password tonight?
July 23rd, 2007
(-1)
I don't know any passwords... all I know is that I haven't been banned yet.
July 24th, 2007
(0)
http://www.ytmnd.com/users/thanks
July 22nd, 2007
(0)
What's the name of the song?
July 22nd, 2007
(3)
Funky Fanfare
July 23rd, 2007
(3)
lol, fanfare
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
ugh...
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
Lol, fanfare.... I hope they don't take your sound file away this time.
August 14th, 2007
(0)
Gridhouse? how?
(5)
SOMEBODY MADE A BIG MISTAKE HERE
July 22nd, 2007
(1)
wtf
July 22nd, 2007
(-2)
that was f*cking awesome
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DOOM ON YOU
July 23rd, 2007
(-1)
and this *ssh*le didn't donate one f*cking penny
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
I wish I had a penny, if I did I wouldn't have to go to the library to masturbate on YTMND.com.
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
I sponsored. I hope you enjoy them. and also... http://ptkfgshey.ytmnd.com/
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
I was gonna say something negative, then I saw you donated a dollar.
(0)
1 dollar form 150 people is all it would havetaken
July 23rd, 2007
(6)
Kassius, get in the flask
July 25th, 2007
(1)
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRR DEVIIIIIIIIIIIILLL JUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
omfg this actually worked
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
He said hi to me!
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
i hate you
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
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please just die.
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too much money is sposored, i dont think he should get the prize, like on the price is right
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
no problem, now TOUCH MY TINKLE BHOOOOOOOOY
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
Max, plz give me AIDS, preferably in a gunny sack.
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
why is this in the top viewed?
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
dont get it.
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
That's very touching. This would be a good time to start citing sound sources.
July 23rd, 2007
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oh. I found it on this old site I saw. http://featureprezentation.ytmnd.com/
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
thanks for keepin the scene alive
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
????????????????????????????????????????????? also 5
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
No. Thank you Kassius. Good Day!
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
Serious dude.
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
Oh , this is about the headphones >< I thought it was for ytmnd in general.
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
dumbest site ever made on ytmnd f*ck you and every1 in here. http://elitesurvival.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=ESSHATE&Product_Code=BCH_HOLSTER&Category_Code=E
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"f*ck you and every1 in here" - LOL
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
you fail
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
Wait, what's the story behind this?
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
should have been on ytmnd yesturday
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
is that danger doom i hear?
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
Soooo, did it really happen? Did max fly out to your hometown to buy you a beer or some stupid crap like that?
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
Boy, I can't WAIT 'till I'm cool enough to ask strangers for money to buy me random computer equipment
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
Don't thanks us, we thanks you XD
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
i like the song
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
I like this ytmnd :)
July 23rd, 2007
(1)
No sir -- thank you.
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
HEY! been trying to meet you... mmmm... hey! must be a devil between us. or whores in my head. whores at the door. whore in my bed. but hey! where - have you - been?
July 23rd, 2007
(0)
there was a guy, an under water guy who controlled the sea, got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from NY & NJ.
July 30th, 2007
(0)
big shake on the box car moving, big shake to the land that's falling down, is a wind makes a palm stop blowing, a big big stone fall and break my crown
July 23rd, 2007
(2)
epic fail
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CUZ IM OLD SKOOL LIKE DAT!!!!
July 24th, 2007
(1)
roll that beat over soulbeats like dat
July 24th, 2007
(4)
Fail'd. Painfully and anally.
July 24th, 2007
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fail'd? it's over 160!
July 24th, 2007
(1)
5 for most jammin music evar on ytmnd
July 24th, 2007
(1)
ready for a 1, pheg
July 24th, 2007
(1)
needs more 70s exploitation mock trailers
July 24th, 2007
(1)
I saved the mp3, with was used in Kill Bill and Grindhouse. For that, you get my 5.
July 24th, 2007
(1)
You're welcome, j00 greedy bastert.
July 24th, 2007
(1)
Oh yeah, make sure max sends you the reciept, so you know how much they were.
July 24th, 2007
(3)
I wish I could take your headphones and crack them and rip the cable out. this despite being a musician myself and wielding sennheisers as well.
July 24th, 2007
(1)
why?
July 24th, 2007
(5)
cause he's a DECEPTICON
(0)
yeah f*cking decepticons!
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great ytmnd. they should make a section for retards like you. OH WAIT, they do
July 24th, 2007
(2)
you making a refrence about PINK people? THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO!
July 24th, 2007
(2)
Song name plz. thx
July 24th, 2007
(4)
Epic fail.
July 24th, 2007
(1)
SIMPLY BARBARIC
July 24th, 2007
(2)
Wats this music from?
(1)
FAIL. why in f*ck are people uploading this?
July 24th, 2007
(1)
You're welcome?
July 24th, 2007
(1)
4 for using grindhouse music
July 24th, 2007
(3)
Awesome music bro!!!!
July 24th, 2007
(1)
I HOPE YOUR N*GG*R WIFE CHOPS OFF YOUR DICK!
July 24th, 2007
(3)
I want to rape you.
July 24th, 2007
(1)
no thank YOU for all the laughs.
July 25th, 2007
(0)
5'd for drive-in music
July 25th, 2007
(0)
You young whipperschnappers are too young to remember the drive-in? Aye, I remember those awesome concession stand commercials.
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ditto
July 25th, 2007
(1)
There's the monies I can spare :( I'm broke.
July 25th, 2007
(0)
music is awesome, but also sounds like that classic rock song "Lola"
July 25th, 2007
(3)
Damn, I could need some new headphones, too. Maybe you have to rape other peoples' ears first to make them understand the importance of good audio quality.
July 25th, 2007
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love the song
July 25th, 2007
(4)
worse than an R.L. Stine book
July 25th, 2007
(1)
Sure, why not?
July 25th, 2007
(4)
WASTE OF 160$
July 25th, 2007
(4)
Its funny because a group of independant thinkers is an oxymoron
July 25th, 2007
(0)
http://www.audioreview.com/cat/headphones-home-audio/headphones/sony/PRD_118049_2750crx.aspx
July 26th, 2007
(0)
No problem. Now make me a site about mad science gone RIGHT.
July 26th, 2007
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The site info pages on Kassius' sound YTMNDs are all better than the sites themselves. Look at all the drama that has been created by his silliness.
July 26th, 2007
(2)
One
July 26th, 2007
(-1)
stuipd
July 26th, 2007
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The true stupidity of a downvoter. He even spelled Stupid wrong. :P
July 27th, 2007
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Stupid.
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