Tom Cruise's Cravings
Created on: July 26th, 2007
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July 26th, 2007
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Now I know that I am not stretching ytmnd's box with this one... but I figured why not.
July 26th, 2007
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Does anyone know where the original "Horse Dick" voice sound effect came from?
July 26th, 2007
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Nice edits, I like the use of the horse fallice in this one.
July 26th, 2007
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That's no answer, and nor is it obvious! Hehe
July 26th, 2007
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Gabriel gave the mp3 to Muhammad on a floppy disk.
July 26th, 2007
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It was a zip-disc. god, get your facts right. lols and Christ, I wish voting would be fixed. I hate how a vote doesn't go through most of the time when it's in the comment view or from a search, but only in the YTMND itself.
July 26th, 2007
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There. Third time I voted before it finally went through. HOLY SH*T I just saw Christopher Walken on TV in some Ichabod Crane movie. Go Walken, go.
July 26th, 2007
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DUDE, Walken just cut like 6 people's heads off. OH GOD NO!!!! NO!! They just cut HIS head off. Oh this is a grim day, indeed. I mourn for the beautiful head of Christopher Walken
July 26th, 2007
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Oh great and now the rest of the movie is all that silly-nanny Johnny Depp. Why watch when I know Walken isn't going to be in the rest?
July 26th, 2007
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Dude, Little Debbie "Caramel Cookie Bars" are totally better than Twix candy bars. They're literally made of the exact same things, but for some reason Twix taste has way too much chocolate and a completely different after-taste than these. And for only $1.39 I get EIGHT Caramel Cookie Bars with this, but for $1.50 you only get two packs of Twix with 4 bars, but each Twix bar is smaller than a Caramel Cookie Bar.
July 26th, 2007
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Ok I'm totally doing the math and Little Debbie Caramel Cookie Bars are 33.625g per bar, and Twix are 28.35g per bar. At $1.39/8 CCB's they are about $0.18 cents for each, and at $1.48/4 Twix they are about $.037 cents per bar. With all the decimals thats about twice as much for Twix than caramel bars, and they suck compared to caramel bars. I bet I could buy caramel bars, convert them into Twix, and make billions!! And yes, I'm really posting all this lol this Sleepy Hollow movie is terrible (lol, Depp)
July 26th, 2007
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"Does anyone know where the original 'Horse Dick' voice sound effect came from?" wiki.ytmnd.com, use it.
July 26th, 2007
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The Debbie is 170 calories per bar, while the twix is 140 per, but the twix is 28.35g per bar and Debbie is 34g, so calorie per g for Debbie is 5, and calorie per g for Twix is 4.938. They're practicly the same thing. Jesus Christ I'm gonna carve out my own brain with a rusty spork.
July 26th, 2007
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Oh wow, I knew it was made by Lizardman but I didn't know that was his voice. Cool. Thanks man, now I can stop posting about Debbies and crappy movies.
July 28th, 2007
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so i heard you guys like mudclips
July 28th, 2007
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You did not just say "Stretching ytmnd's box" with horsedick.
July 30th, 2007
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Roomy is being the most anal retentive human being ever, and that's why i love you.
July 30th, 2007
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that thing just kept on coming
July 26th, 2007
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You gotta love horsedick..Un umm strike that!
July 26th, 2007
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havent been horsedicked in a while.
July 26th, 2007
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needs more horsedick... o nvm
July 26th, 2007
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INSTA FAVE
July 26th, 2007
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i dont think im allowed to vote on this one, but i will give you what you are due, a strong, heartful what the f*ck.
July 26th, 2007
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what the hell, i give everyone else 5's.
July 26th, 2007
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oh man...funniest thing i've seen in a while
July 26th, 2007
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same here
July 26th, 2007
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TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
July 26th, 2007
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now with more dick
July 26th, 2007
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beautiful horsedicking. However, i felt it could've been better with two very close, but not simultaneous "horsedick"s at different pitches, to accentuate the two people saying it.
July 26th, 2007
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Ha, I actually tried that already and it really didnt sound that great... nice catch though...
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ha, love it! whenever someone rags on Tom Cruise, 5's are sure to come
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Did you know that dolphin semen shoots with the force of a Civil War cannon?
July 27th, 2007
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LMAO
July 26th, 2007
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Horsedick.
July 26th, 2007
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Appropriate. Almost too appropriate.
July 26th, 2007
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RAWR!
July 26th, 2007
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Too far
July 26th, 2007
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lawl
July 26th, 2007
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ohhh man thats f*cking great.
July 26th, 2007
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It's ok
July 26th, 2007
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5 for horsedick
July 26th, 2007
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rofl his lip movement at the end was pretty funny
July 26th, 2007
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Thank you so much for noticing, 'tis my favorite part.
July 26th, 2007
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OMG! thats a great YTMND
July 26th, 2007
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thats a negative horsedick, the pattern is full.
July 27th, 2007
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LOL.
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If you've ever seen Top Gun, you'll know this isn't a very far stretch from the truth.
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lol, self reply.
July 27th, 2007
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disturbing
July 27th, 2007
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You know at level OT VIII Tom has gained the ability to fit 3 horsedicks in his mouth at once!
July 27th, 2007
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-2 stars for TMI
July 27th, 2007
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Flawless victory!
July 27th, 2007
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Flawless horsedicking!
July 27th, 2007
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Yes Yes Yes!!!
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Tom Cruise does not deserve Katie Holmes.
July 28th, 2007
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nsfw is right! I'm at work right now dammit!
July 28th, 2007
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LMAO!
July 28th, 2007
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awe man.
July 28th, 2007
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u son of a bitch, nice
July 29th, 2007
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Why didn't I watch this earlier, the u&c was sucking so hard today
July 29th, 2007
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bringing back horsedick...I love it
July 29th, 2007
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f*ckin sick
July 29th, 2007
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the interesting thing is that this doesnt make top gun any more gay than it already was.
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whore's dick?
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WOW OMG A YTMND FAD THAT DIDN'T COME FROM 4CHAN
July 29th, 2007
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It's been so long since I'd last seen a good "hoarse deck!11!" ytmnd. Pairing it up with Tom Cruise = priceless. 5 for you.
July 29th, 2007
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rofl wth?
July 30th, 2007
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banaanikives ftw
July 30th, 2007
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Everything about this is right
July 30th, 2007
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Lulz
August 1st, 2007
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Good job
August 15th, 2007
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5'd
February 10th, 2008
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rofl, omg funniest horsedick site EVER