AT&T Mike "Untitled Microsoft Sam Diss"
Created on: August 4th, 2007
AT&T Mike "Untitled Microsoft Sam Diss"
This can only end in bloodshed. Stay tuned to VH1 for a documentary on how to TTS rappers were murdered at the peak of their success.

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August 4th, 2007
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Two years from now this ongoing rap feud ends in a driveby when AT&T Mike happens to be on the wrong turf. Microsoft Sam is murdered later that year.
August 4th, 2007
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bu none other than LH michelle
August 4th, 2007
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by*
August 4th, 2007
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by*
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Why is it I check my images 3 times before uploading and I always notice the typo after I've closed Photoshop without saving the PSD :/
August 4th, 2007
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well, im sure your not sober. that could be why.
August 4th, 2007
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As the creator of the Microsoft Sam raps, I have to admit that I did get PWND. Good Job...
August 4th, 2007
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Mike's flow is indeed far superior.
August 4th, 2007
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AHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA I CAN BEAT YOU ALL IN A BATTLE
August 4th, 2007
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hahahahahahahahahaha mike disowned that n*gg*
August 4th, 2007
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I bet not SonofPrince..
August 4th, 2007
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SonOfPrince is black he could probably beat me. I'm good with words but I admit if I were to actually rap it would sound like sh*t. Singing as well.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
I wanna sign you to my record label. I need 12 tracks and we going 10x platinum. we got a deal???
August 4th, 2007
(4)
this is why CreepPipe should be featured.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
ok son of prince can NOT rap for sh*t... i have a recording of him rapping "freestyle" if anyone wants to hear it....
August 5th, 2007
(0)
I was ready to two this but I saw CreepPipe did it so I gave it a chance, and it's full of GabbLOLy!
August 5th, 2007
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I just switched too AT&T phone service! :D
August 5th, 2007
(0)
tight beats
August 5th, 2007
(0)
HI MOM!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
I thought he was featured...
August 10th, 2007
(0)
Ten minutes is a pretty long time.
August 10th, 2007
(0)
Love this fad.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Ha! bolth of thease rock
August 4th, 2007
(1)
I just thought the idea of one TTS bot taking stabs at another was kind of funny. Yeah it's not the most original thing in the world this is just one of those sites that works because of what is currently happening. It's like "Life Well Spent" was great because of "I've Wasted My Life." I don't see TTS rap songs becoming a fad. And thanks for the compliment on how it's written.
August 5th, 2007
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aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww bbbboooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Mic Sam just got served!!!!
August 4th, 2007
(0)
i no u
August 4th, 2007
(0)
HAVE MY BABIES
August 4th, 2007
(0)
im gonna make a rap with rich
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Why can't we all just get along?
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Rap is serious business
August 4th, 2007
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this is pretty cool
August 4th, 2007
(0)
I've been hitting it since the day after your honeymoon.
August 4th, 2007
(3)
HE'S A FIRIN HIS LAZER!!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
when did he charge it? o.o
August 5th, 2007
(1)
when Microsoft Sam was rapping
August 4th, 2007
(4)
roflwafflezz, InternateH8Masheen, nigrz, jailbaitrules, Pedob34r, ifaptojb, fukunigraz, NigraJim, fukunigraz InternetHateMachine, EpicLulz, EpicFails, WatermelonEaterz
August 4th, 2007
(1)
Anyone care to claim these?
August 4th, 2007
(0)
yeah you got hit bad by alts
August 4th, 2007
(2)
Yeah it was at 4.5 when they began 1ing mine and the all seemed to 5 Mapcouch's Lazytown site...hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
mods are too busy nsfw'ing random sites
August 4th, 2007
(1)
Well I'm just going to post them in the news, I'd resubmit this site but then I'd not only probably get ALT downvoted again then people would get mad at me for resubmitting. It would be nice if about 12 of those votes got deleted I can except a 1 from someone but I don't need 13 1's from the same person.
August 4th, 2007
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btw i have a huge list of alts to post on the news and hes using them right now to upvote your site (i know its not you)
August 4th, 2007
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Yeah I see that too. Out of all the sites I've ever made I've never seen such odd voting mechanics on this one.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
You sound like me. ahahha
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Looks like /b/ doesn't like your sites.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
I love nerdy rap wars, and the Audacity/Cool Edit line is fau material.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
...and the fact that a pair of nerdy rap sites are fighting for top of Up and Coming is even cooler.
August 4th, 2007
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That's what I was hoping for when I decided to make this. I mean without the other site this doesn't make that much sense.
August 4th, 2007
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RAWR!
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Oh my god you are f*cking godlike I want more diss songs MORE
August 4th, 2007
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August 4th, 2007
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5
August 4th, 2007
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fav
August 4th, 2007
(0)
white.
August 4th, 2007
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bum a smoke? what is this? england?
August 4th, 2007
(0)
No I'm not from england. Maybe that phrase isn't as popular today with people older and younger than me. Might have something to do with what state and city you grow up in as well.
August 4th, 2007
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I'm in Ontario and people say bum a smoke here. "bum" being the representation of a homeless man put into verb form to show begging for a cigarette, and not the act of sodomizing a stranger in exchange for a blowjob, though that is not a bad idea in and of itself (provided the fellatio take place before the anal play)
August 4th, 2007
(1)
5 stars for ATnT Text to speech. 1 star for microsoft Text to speech! We still need MUCH BETTER software though.
August 4th, 2007
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The TTS rap thing was old the first time, now it's dull as well.
August 4th, 2007
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you shouldve mentioned how he drinks coors
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Rofl. Nice.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
EPIC those rhymes were sizzlin
August 4th, 2007
(0)
som1 should use the 1 from the Mac OS
August 4th, 2007
(0)
I considered using Fred but his voice is just about as awful is pretty much on the same level of MS Sam's. When it comes to TTS AT&T Natural Voices are about as good as you get for free.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
This is really funny and my day is now brightened a little.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
lol
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Oh my god.. Is this armageddon?
August 4th, 2007
(0)
hahah
August 4th, 2007
(0)
love it!
August 4th, 2007
(1)
in hell they make you listen to tts raps over and over and youre the only one who thinks its not funny. the devil is laughing his *ss off.
August 4th, 2007
(1)
I wish Sitsu was still here to go on a rant about how by buying into the concept of religion you are a fool. However, I'm agnostic (covering my *ss just incase) and I don't impose my religious beliefs on people.
August 4th, 2007
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well, you asked. i for the most part dont confront people with anything to do with religion or anti religion unless someone brings it up first. but define 'impose' - theres a difference between introducing an opinion out there like you would about anything else, and actually forcing your beliefs on someone. im still not sure where the line is drawn. is theres a difference between making a pro/anti religion YTMND that the users choose the value of, and making one and sponsoring it to generate controversy As it sits on the front page for countless days.? I think so, to a degree. Handing out leaflets on a street corner? That doesnít bug me. Coming to my house every Saturday morning? Thatís imposing.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Imposing is when they try to force it down your throat despite your unwillingness to hear it. Introducing is bringing something to your attention.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Oh God what are you in East New York? RUN!
August 7th, 2007
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That father-mckenzie comment was better than this site, but I think this site is a good parody of that awful microsoft sam tts rap that is so popular for no good reason. This site is pretty much the only funny TTS rap site I have seen.
August 7th, 2007
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I may be a debate whore, but at least I keep it in its place. I mean, seriously, this is a tts parody site. Please move this thread to http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/797133 where there's some evangelist thinking that a stolen internet picture is a tribute to Jeebus.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
This stuff is gettin' old fast, but 4 anyway because it does sound much better than the Microsoft Sam ones.
August 4th, 2007
(1)
Gettin Laid FTW
August 4th, 2007
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BOOBOOBOOO
August 4th, 2007
(1)
Cool a new downvoter registered to day. You could use a better gimmick though. BOOBOOBOO isn't working for you. How about something like "Nail your dick to a tree stump and fall over backwards." That's a good gimmick downvoter comment.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
"Nail your dick to a tree stump and fall over backwards." Simple, easy to remember, I like it!
August 6th, 2007
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Nail your dick to a tree stump and fall over backwards. Also 5.
August 9th, 2007
(0)
gtfo troll
August 4th, 2007
(2)
5 for actually having humorous elements. The only reason people talk to you is to bum a smoke? Wtf ahha
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Hell yeah
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It's hilarious because I know the voices of all the names mentioned. Also, Charles and Alberto
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Close 2nd. Mic Sam = better by a little cuz it's longer. Still, 5'd.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
mega f*ckin' win
August 4th, 2007
(0)
ok son of prince can NOT rap for sh*t... i have a recording of him rapping "freestyle" if anyone wants to hear it....
August 4th, 2007
(1)
Do another rap about how SBC combined with you to become super powerful
August 4th, 2007
(0)
I Lol'd
August 4th, 2007
(1)
10 Minutes is a while, wtf.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
Big and Pac and got sh*t on this.
August 4th, 2007
(0)
MS Sam just got SERVED!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Why you so crazy?! You no hungry for rap sheet!........ you hungry for.... Hot Pockets!........ :-|
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Mic Sam fo life!
August 5th, 2007
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It was clever, but it was on the shorter side and the mic sam ones are written better with better puns. I still enjoyed this though, but so far I've gotta give the points to Sam.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
epic wins. your free copy of Microsoft Office 1997 is in the mail.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Not as funny as Sam but just keeps making it funnier
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Aw sh*t...these are so funny. Keep going.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Wasn't worth listening to...
August 5th, 2007
(0)
owned mike...........
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Must I remind you, I'm the voice of Dr. 1337?
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Oh yeah! Microsoft Sam got so owned! I support AT&T Mike! SCREW MICROSOFT SAM!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
The charm of your voice makes my panties drop.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
not as good as the sam ones
August 5th, 2007
(0)
THIS IS BULLSH*T MS SAM 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Sam laughs better.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
This didn't make me lol anywhere near as hard as Micro Sam but it was still funny I guess
August 5th, 2007
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lol this is great but I have to say I like both the Sam raps better. But I guess that's fair because if they're going to have a rapper war we're going to have to pick sides.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Why you gots ta be hatin'?
August 5th, 2007
(0)
roflmobile
August 5th, 2007
(0)
A, Nice job f*gpipe!
(0)
The only good rap is Jurassic 5.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
lol
August 5th, 2007
(0)
lol
August 5th, 2007
(0)
5'd for TTS rap battle. get stephen hawking to ref it.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
nice
August 5th, 2007
(0)
damn, this could be rap diss of the year
August 5th, 2007
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August 5th, 2007
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August 5th, 2007
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August 5th, 2007
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haha
August 5th, 2007
(0)
Definitely impressed.
August 5th, 2007
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Funny, but I'm not putting this mp3 on my motorola Q like I did the original. MS Sam all the way.
August 5th, 2007
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genius, this surely will breed more ytmnd's
August 5th, 2007
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Win.
August 5th, 2007
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August 5th, 2007
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5 for dr. 1337 reference!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
omg nerd wars
August 5th, 2007
(0)
nice site
August 5th, 2007
(0)
lol@peace out all
August 6th, 2007
(0)
HOLY SH*T AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
August 6th, 2007
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99% of ytmnds with text2speech suck...thanks for being a 1 percenter!
August 7th, 2007
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other way around
August 6th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 6th, 2007
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most matter-of-fact rap ever
August 6th, 2007
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att mikes rimes are wack
August 6th, 2007
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Winner
August 6th, 2007
(0)
nice work
August 6th, 2007
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This is WAY better than the Microsoft Sam one. This one is much easier to listen to and it flows better. There was some good rhymes too
August 6th, 2007
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My rhymes are automatic while you need a manual *****
August 6th, 2007
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Lawl.
August 6th, 2007
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ma saucisse n'est pas amicale vers toi
August 6th, 2007
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Brutal
August 6th, 2007
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oh shizzy
August 7th, 2007
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ha ha fa
August 7th, 2007
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amazing...i am in shock
August 7th, 2007
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Awwww Sh*t, son.
August 7th, 2007
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5 for Dr-L337
August 7th, 2007
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Flows well and ryhmes!
August 7th, 2007
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LOL OMG WINNNN!
August 7th, 2007
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5d for at&t rich, whos got the finest smoke.
August 7th, 2007
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August 7th, 2007
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lol, epic TTS rap battle!!!
August 7th, 2007
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oops forgot vote lol
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AT&T Mike reppin' up in this hizzie. Moar plx!
August 7th, 2007
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4'd for the madness/blasphemy line.
August 7th, 2007
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YLGDS
August 8th, 2007
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win
August 8th, 2007
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I quite enjoyed this.
August 8th, 2007
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You killed Sam. YOU BIIIITCH. YOOUUUU BIIIIIIITCH.
August 8th, 2007
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yawn
August 8th, 2007
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August 9th, 2007
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hmmm... I think that MS Sam still has you beat. I mean, hes boneing your wife and your mom.
August 9th, 2007
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Simply Barbaric
August 9th, 2007
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I feel like I should be embarassed for whoever made this because it's so dumb. A 4 year old can come up with better rhymes.
August 10th, 2007
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f*cking awesome. inspired me. A TTS ROCK STAR STEPS UP IN AT&T MIKE'S DEFENSE!!! f*ckmicrosoftsam.ytmnd.com
August 11th, 2007
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No more tts. No more.
August 11th, 2007
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still good gets sorta lame near the end
August 12th, 2007
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-1 for giving props to AT&T Mike. Mic Sam 4Eva yall.
November 16th, 2009
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Someone should autotune this site