MMOs in a nutshell
Created on: August 5th, 2007
MMOs in a nutshell
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August 5th, 2007
(1)
Hahaha.
August 6th, 2007
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gravitycatisnotamused1.ytmnd.com
August 6th, 2007
(12)
4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAH! Lvl 18? UUUHHHH OOOOOHHHH
August 6th, 2007
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InteligenYtmnds.com
August 5th, 2007
(3)
I could not have ever put it better myself.
August 6th, 2007
(4)
*Playfully bats at the screen, trying to get the carrot.*
August 6th, 2007
(2)
I kin has karrit?
August 5th, 2007
(1)
LOL Truth!
August 6th, 2007
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And it actually is: http://www.thottbot.com/i11122
August 6th, 2007
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Please trip and fall on yourself, Goonicus
August 5th, 2007
(2)
sad but hilariously true.
August 5th, 2007
(4)
The longer ya play, the more you regret it when you quit. ++star for awesome song choice.
August 5th, 2007
(0)
http://www.progressquest.com/
August 6th, 2007
(0)
progressquest...awesome. hehe
August 5th, 2007
(5)
It's a carrot on a stick.
August 6th, 2007
(3)
Thank you
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Bitch, shut it. Men are talking. It'll be a carrot on a stick when a man says it is and not until.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
get in the kitchen and cook me my carrots, woman
August 5th, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
August 5th, 2007
(4)
At first I read this as M&Ms in a nutshell. Total mindblow.
August 5th, 2007
(-1)
All the kool kids spell it internetz.
August 5th, 2007
(2)
R.I.P. Ultima Online 97-01
August 6th, 2007
(0)
amen
August 5th, 2007
(4)
sooner or later the carrot rots and you won't want it anymore
August 6th, 2007
(0)
For some people it never does.....sad
August 6th, 2007
(5)
Some people like rotting carrots.
August 5th, 2007
(1)
nice music
August 5th, 2007
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2
August 5th, 2007
(5)
lvl. 19 Night elf hunter...I wanted to go further, then I looked out the window, and I also saw my girlfriend's breasts again. Life.
August 6th, 2007
(1)
you made the ride choice.
August 6th, 2007
(1)
right? I is smartz.
August 6th, 2007
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i like ride, it sounds cool. SUN... YA MADE THE RIIIDE CHOICE
August 6th, 2007
(10)
lvl. 17 something...I wanted to go further, then I looked out the window, and I saw nutnics girlfriends' breasts again. Affairs.
August 6th, 2007
(6)
hey creepPipe, how's your wife and my kids?
(-1)
I have custody, BITCH
August 6th, 2007
(4)
something like that happened to me, only with less tits.
August 6th, 2007
(-1)
lies you have no gf.
August 6th, 2007
(-1)
cocaine
August 13th, 2007
(0)
lvl. 25 Tauren Hunter...i wanted to go further, then i looked out the window, and I saw CreepPipe with nutnics girlfriends' breats again. Threesomes.
August 5th, 2007
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lvl 29 kin/son def, LFT.
August 5th, 2007
(1)
ya, so?
August 5th, 2007
(0)
rofl
August 5th, 2007
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really doesn't make sense. sorry.
August 5th, 2007
(4)
I'm glad I loaded that gigantic sound file just for that teeny little image.
August 5th, 2007
(3)
+4 str +4 stam leather belt.
August 6th, 2007
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RUUH OOOHRRR
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OOHH DUDE!
August 16th, 2007
(0)
AAAUUUGH!
August 5th, 2007
(2)
That, sir, is not a nut. It is a carrot. Learn your subterranean plants.
August 9th, 2007
(0)
do all nuts grow subterran?
August 5th, 2007
(2)
I totally understand this.
August 5th, 2007
(3)
I never got one :(
August 5th, 2007
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crappy site. classic though
August 5th, 2007
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What does +3% mount speed have to do with this?
August 5th, 2007
(0)
so true so true V_V win for simplicity and carrot symbolism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
August 5th, 2007
(1)
5'd for the unfunny truth about MMOs.
August 5th, 2007
(1)
YES YES YES THEY ARE HOLY SH*T
August 5th, 2007
(1)
So true!
August 5th, 2007
(0)
so true
August 6th, 2007
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Yes, what he said. Except, the opposite. One star, for no ph4t l3w7. ZING!
August 6th, 2007
(1)
ironic that the add that popped up is for a ten day trial of wow
August 6th, 2007
(1)
You know, I totally agree with this analogy. Yet... I would still play them.
August 6th, 2007
(2)
The music and use of the picture add sort of an artistic aspect to it, fav'd.
August 6th, 2007
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This is acurate, if you don't know how to stand up and walk away from a game.
August 6th, 2007
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i guess so...but it's supposed to reflect more the "business model" of mmo's. The carrot is "phat lootz," the promise of being the "best in the game," and ultimately beating it. The gaming company attempts to get you to follow the crack carrot, every step being a $15 a month charge. So they more or less encourage people to work for them. Like a donkey. All that matters in MMO business model is that people not only play, but keep p(l)aying. Indefinitely. So they do whatever they can to keep the game addict
August 6th, 2007
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Remember the beginning of Wayne's World (2?), when they meet the guy who makes video games? He tells Wayne and Garth about his new game, whose first level is impossible to beat, so kids just keeping giving up quarters to try and beat it. Wayne and Garth call the guy an *ssh*le. Yet this is exactly what you are doing when you play an MMO.
August 6th, 2007
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PICTURE + SOUND = 1'D
August 6th, 2007
(0)
I only wish I didn't have to wait at least an hour doing nothing but typing LFG ZF to get that Carrot on a Stick.
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I'm at a loss to understand the necessity of this YTMND. So, people with no lives play a game where their time is used up and their lives are further stripped of meaning. So what? People do a lot of stupid things (like listen to rap) -- I don't create YTMNDs belittling them (saying rap sucks). To be honest, a lot of these "MMO suck" YTMNDs seem to come from folks who "lost friends" to the games. Never mind that these friends would've been "lost" to any number of phenomena (booze, weed, etc).
August 6th, 2007
(1)
Pure Adam West Genius
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Level 48 Ladies Man. Such a wasted life...
August 6th, 2007
(2)
:( I now know why I quit.
August 6th, 2007
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Nice edits, must have taken 3-5 hours on this one
August 6th, 2007
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f*g.
August 6th, 2007
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If only I actually knew what this meant...
August 6th, 2007
(1)
carrot on a stick increase movment speed by 3%
August 6th, 2007
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i dont get it
August 6th, 2007
(4)
um i hate to tell you man but thats life in general to be honest, a big f*cking carrot on a stick :( sucks
August 6th, 2007
(1)
But sex is when you finally get to bite that carrot. Then you spit it out because you don't like the taste, then go back for some more because you think you'd like the taste after you get used to it, then you spit it out again. Then it gets forced into your mouth, you gag a little, and when it's all over theres only a nub of the carrot left. Feeling oddly satisfied, you stop pursuing the nub carrot and search for longer, better tasting ones. Totally hetero comment.
August 6th, 2007
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70 NE hunter... thnx gawd they caught me when i sold gold, and banned my acct. 6mo of life wasted + 1 relationship saved
August 6th, 2007
(0)
lol @ +1 relationship saved for truth
August 6th, 2007
(0)
agreed my friend
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Hahaaaaaaaaaaa....GIMMETHATCARROTI'LLPAYYOU14.50AMONTH. @_@
August 6th, 2007
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lulz worthy but the citations . . .
August 6th, 2007
(0)
LVL 13848 PALADIN LFG NO NOOBZS!!!!!!!!oenoen
August 6th, 2007
(0)
5 the truth
August 6th, 2007
(-1)
Private Servers. No paying. That is all.
August 6th, 2007
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Unfortunately, life works the same way. The stick is much longer, though.
August 6th, 2007
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one of the worst i have ever seen
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Sad... but oh so true.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
5'd for actually making a logical point and not just saying "WoW iz 4 f*gs lol".
August 6th, 2007
(0)
most epic quest ever
August 6th, 2007
(0)
5 for jeff buckley :P
August 6th, 2007
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Carrot on a stick give you 3+ faster mount, it a fact! =D
August 6th, 2007
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It almost sucks as bad as this site.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
How long did this take you?
August 6th, 2007
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Indeed. Which is why we need more UO style MMO's. Some are supposed to be coming out soon I hope.
August 6th, 2007
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No! They are magical worlds full of elves and magic and fantasic adventures! I have Boots of Escaping! I have Boots of Escaping!!!
August 6th, 2007
(0)
wtf is an mmo
August 6th, 2007
(0)
google
August 6th, 2007
(0)
This site sucks
August 6th, 2007
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Yeah, unfortunately I gotta agree here
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she dangles carrots, makes you feel embarressed to be the fool you know you are, she'll do anything, she'll do anything, she'll do anything to make you feel like an *ssh*le
August 6th, 2007
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If you could only have one YTMND to look at the rest of your life this would be it, Jessica Alba ultimate greatness: http://albaultimategreatness.ytmnd.com
August 6th, 2007
(0)
I play WoW...It's fun, that's why I play it. This site is still true though, so here, have a five!
August 6th, 2007
(0)
best trinket evar
August 6th, 2007
(4)
OH MY GOD THAT CARROT HUNG HIMSELF!
August 9th, 2007
(0)
lol
August 6th, 2007
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i get it.. it means u will always chase something u can never get!!!!!!!! I GOT IT , I GOT IT.. wowbombthreat.ytmnd.com
August 6th, 2007
(0)
simple but brilliant
August 6th, 2007
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Ironically enough, the music makes me think of Diablo town music.
August 6th, 2007
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Because the elf wenches are SO BEAUTIFUL, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty...YES O_O
August 6th, 2007
(0)
carrot on a stick, lol
August 6th, 2007
(1)
jeff buckley rules
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Yeah, that's about right... (EVE Online FTW)
August 6th, 2007
(0)
AMEN!
August 6th, 2007
(1)
I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the lord but you don't really care for music, do you? AKA 5
August 6th, 2007
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lol.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Carrot on a stick > Riding Crop
August 6th, 2007
(0)
h0w i min3 4 fish?
August 6th, 2007
(0)
http://www.thottbot.com/i11122 :D 5'd. I play wow but I like good making-fun-of-wow ytmnds. <3<3
August 6th, 2007
(0)
omfg beat me by 5 seconds
August 6th, 2007
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err nvm, but for some reason it doesnt show up when ctrl + f it.
August 6th, 2007
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you mean like http://thottbot.com/i11122 ?
August 6th, 2007
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Tried to get my dad to see this, and failed because he's addicted to Everquest :(
August 6th, 2007
(0)
wow, that depressed me a lot.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Sadly those who vote 1 either don't get it or are still hungry for carrots...Brilliant symbolism btw.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
Ironically, there's a carrot on a stick item in WoW. It's an item in the Zul'Garrack instance. It makes your mount 3% faster.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
It's Zul Farrak, you noob. .... You can't make fun of me. I'm a chick and I have sex every day. SRSLY.
August 9th, 2007
(0)
i bet
August 6th, 2007
(0)
lol i guess?
August 6th, 2007
(0)
We have a winrar!
August 6th, 2007
(0)
I don't get it, probably make more sense if I knew wtf an MMO was...
August 6th, 2007
(1)
MMO for Massive Multiplayer Online. Usually short for Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game however there are MMO social, MMOFPS and so on. In an MMORPG you create a character and then your character gains abilities as you play along. Over time you have a very powerful character and reach a point where you can't actually do anything with that character forcing you to start all over from scratch. You pay about`$20 a month for the privilege of playing this game.
August 6th, 2007
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The carrot is plastic and if you grab it the stick comes down and beats your brains out. Personal experience. BRB Guild Wars
August 6th, 2007
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Yeah too bad I frost nova'd that bitch carrot and caught it since it couldn't move.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
The same can be media for modern media.
August 6th, 2007
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This isn't funny at all. How does this describe any mmo in the least? This site doesn't make any sense at all. Congratulations on your failure.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
i don't get it but wow does suck
August 6th, 2007
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not exactly sure what i'm looking at here, but the music kicks ass, so 5'd
August 6th, 2007
(0)
so ture ;(
August 6th, 2007
(1)
I'm a huge fan of these overly-simplistic sites that convey a huge message
August 7th, 2007
(0)
It doesn't say anything!
August 6th, 2007
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my day on most viewed is over! thanks for checking out my site, and lol at people who didn't understand it.
August 7th, 2007
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There is nothing to understand. One item in one game doesn't sum up the whole mmo genre.
August 7th, 2007
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And even if you look at it figuratively, you will eventually get something if you chase it long enough. Therefore this site does not make any sense.
August 13th, 2007
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you play wow.
August 14th, 2007
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No, actually I don't. I also don't understand why "WoW player" seems to be looked at negatively. All video games are made to entertain and waste time. WoW is no different.
September 20th, 2007
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true. kill yourself.
August 6th, 2007
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No.
August 6th, 2007
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i agree with the concept
August 6th, 2007
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I seriously can't believe that I am the first person to comment on how awesome that song is.
August 7th, 2007
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I used to play wow but quite at level 30 when the person I quested with got killed in real life since he was in Iraq at the time. And it was getting lame as f*ck in darkshire.
August 8th, 2007
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lol our soldiers are playing WoW????
August 7th, 2007
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My thoughts precisely.
August 8th, 2007
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lol i KNEW IT
August 9th, 2007
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How I mine for fish!!?