Microsoft Sam "Showdown (AT&T Mike Diss)
Created on: August 7th, 2007
Microsoft Sam "Showdown (AT&T Mike Diss)
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August 7th, 2007
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First
August 7th, 2007
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The Over 9000 Part Made This
August 9th, 2007
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5 for >9000
August 11th, 2007
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haha
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I'll be second maybe
August 7th, 2007
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*YFND attacked highimpacthalo, and now controlled the power of glitching. Afraid that they may get glitched and hacked, All of the resistance at newgrounds got as many virus protection and spam protection programs as possible put on the site. It helped, but not by a long shot. YFND then attacked Myspace, and recived the power of emos. Newgrounds was helpless agianst the power of wrist slitters accept a few members who knew the 1 weakness to emos.......
August 7th, 2007
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dumb
August 7th, 2007
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word.
August 7th, 2007
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Mic sam is gettin' rep, yo.
August 7th, 2007
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epic
August 7th, 2007
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this is why, this is why you're hot. I'm mad cause i'm not. (lyric from a bad rap song)
August 7th, 2007
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IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
August 7th, 2007
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you arent falcon176
August 7th, 2007
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This fight is over.
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DSL = Damn Straight Loser
August 7th, 2007
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Mic sam cant die!!!
August 7th, 2007
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RAWR!
August 7th, 2007
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well done
August 7th, 2007
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Goodnight, sweet prince...
August 7th, 2007
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LOL look at that McCain ad!! "Outraged by pork?" John McCain: working on issues that matter.
August 7th, 2007
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Where's the beef? Where's the pork?
August 7th, 2007
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The apocalypse is upon us.
August 7th, 2007
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If only mainstream rap was this clever.
August 7th, 2007
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With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!
August 9th, 2007
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I can't hate any ytmnd with this phrase.
August 7th, 2007
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5 just for "I know I always crash, and I'm crashin' at your house" line.
August 7th, 2007
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"I left a surprise in his mom's uterus."
August 7th, 2007
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Epic! Good job, this rap war rocks.
August 7th, 2007
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-1 for Journey
August 7th, 2007
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fav'd
August 7th, 2007
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hes dead :(
August 7th, 2007
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Seriously, Sam dissing another Text To Speech person is awesome. Sam always get's the 1337 crown no matter what
August 7th, 2007
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F*cking amazing.
August 7th, 2007
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Quick response. I give you a four.
August 7th, 2007
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Sampling over 9000 ftw
August 7th, 2007
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August 7th, 2007
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Eh, just reboot him and he'll be fine. Might have to reformat and reinstall Windows.
August 7th, 2007
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You had me at "It's over 9000"
August 7th, 2007
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The MS SAM Steve Jobs diss was MUCH better.
August 7th, 2007
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OVER 9000!!!!!!
August 7th, 2007
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gettin gay now
August 7th, 2007
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That was truly amazing.
August 7th, 2007
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rofl
August 7th, 2007
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lol the ending was awesome and creeppipe will love you for using journey even though you did it to spoof the sopranos ending =p
August 7th, 2007
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end makes it win even moar
August 7th, 2007
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sweet, but i didnt like the ending
August 7th, 2007
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It's over 9000!!!
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Snaps it's on now
August 7th, 2007
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THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller.ytmnd.com/ THANKS FOR COPYING ME!! http://microsoftkiller
August 7th, 2007
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sorry posted that on the wrong page lol
August 7th, 2007
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its over 9000!
August 7th, 2007
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"As for my divorce, you can have her. Hope your happy with the clap/ She got it last night when she was bouncing on my lap" uhhh....
August 7th, 2007
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F*cking win WinWindows95
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A great ending for a good fad
August 7th, 2007
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I curse Zoidberg!
August 7th, 2007
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that ish was hot son, notorious cpu.
August 7th, 2007
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He's dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 7th, 2007
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DON'T STOP
August 8th, 2007
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BELIEVING!!!
August 7th, 2007
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Also, I'm sure he's saying "With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg", but it doesn't sound anything like that.
August 7th, 2007
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He is saying that.
August 7th, 2007
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wow, this is actually excellent. 5 for the entire creativity.
August 7th, 2007
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LSOSL
August 7th, 2007
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Best one yet.
August 7th, 2007
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August 7th, 2007
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This is made of so much win!
August 7th, 2007
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in your mom's uterus
August 7th, 2007
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SAM>MIKE
August 8th, 2007
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Funny thing is, this is what rap sounds like today
August 8th, 2007
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Most rap wishes it can sound this good.
August 8th, 2007
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this battle rap be on now, we ain't playin'!
August 8th, 2007
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You sir, win.
August 8th, 2007
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DOOOONT STOP, BELIEEEEVIN. 7/8/07 NEVAR FORGET.
August 8th, 2007
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as a note, i think its actually 8/7/07.... yeah..
August 8th, 2007
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Isnt it DAY/MONTH/YEAR?
August 8th, 2007
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YEAH, F*CK YEAH, THIS SITE WINS ON OVER 9000 DIFFERENT LEVEL. I FORGOT TO SAY THAT.
August 8th, 2007
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With my last breath I curse Zoidberg.
August 8th, 2007
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WIN!
August 8th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 8th, 2007
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winnage
August 8th, 2007
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So that's when it hit me. The banana on the sofa would look GREAT in my toaster.
August 8th, 2007
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epic win...
August 8th, 2007
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NO HE CAN'T GO OUT THAT WAY NOOOOOOOO
August 8th, 2007
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August 8th, 2007
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win
August 8th, 2007
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excellent response
August 8th, 2007
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the part about grenades and bombs should have had something about mines it in, as a reference to Minesweeper.
August 8th, 2007
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with my last breath i curse zoidberg!
August 8th, 2007
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Don't stop believing
August 8th, 2007
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just because ms sam is dead doesn't mean i don't expect more raps. if tupac can do it so can you.
August 8th, 2007
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I need constant updates so I'm datin' your wife
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and i was all like PEW PEW PEW and he was like PEW PEW and i was like PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW, and he said "DEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and i was like "omfg" and died because he ruptured my colon with awesome.
August 8th, 2007
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I deeply hate this
August 8th, 2007
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YESSS!! JOURNEY!!! 5 for monotone to beat.
August 8th, 2007
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beating_a_dead_horse but +2 for wife-swapping.
August 8th, 2007
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HAHA. Very funny.
August 8th, 2007
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And this round goes to Microsoft Sam! Full of awesome, yet again.
August 8th, 2007
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Sam is so black son
August 8th, 2007
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i like the "over 9000" reference, f*ggots.
August 8th, 2007
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come w' my friends and sportspgage, an ned -eeeeeeeeem.
August 8th, 2007
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Great!.... until the ending. cut it out.
August 8th, 2007
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Needs more your mom jokes IMO.
August 8th, 2007
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August 8th, 2007
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lyrics are done well.. you need to seriously work on flow. There needs to be a pause between lines - a stop - a beat - a rhythm to the delivery. You have all the words and sentences just carelessly mashed together... Just put a small pause in between lines and you're fine
August 8th, 2007
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lol at Phernoree. acting all serious. this thing is gold
August 8th, 2007
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WITH MY DIENG BREATH,I CURSE ZOOOIIDDBERRRG!
August 8th, 2007
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I approve.
August 8th, 2007
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Microsoft Sam pwns
August 8th, 2007
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5'd for Over 9000!!!!
August 8th, 2007
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LlllOlllL
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poochaser
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Your rhyming is inferior
August 8th, 2007
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DON'T STOP, BELIEVING
August 8th, 2007
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4 for the Futurama reference.
August 8th, 2007
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Possibly the most epic site ever.
August 8th, 2007
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yes...Yes...YES!!! This YTMND has every element of perfection!
August 9th, 2007
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LOL! I left a surprise in your mom's uterus. Win.
August 9th, 2007
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YIFFTACULAR :B
August 9th, 2007
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With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!
August 9th, 2007
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Noooooo Sam don't die! :'( :"(
August 9th, 2007
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Micro Sam be punkin snitches and bitches, yo.
August 9th, 2007
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DAMN STRAIGHT, LOSER
August 9th, 2007
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you had me at i spread her over sheets
August 9th, 2007
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haha Journey at the end. Lmao, thats great. Did the screen go black? I wasn't watching I hope it did. Biggie vs Tupac < Microsoft Sam vs ATandT Mike
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If you don't follow along, it's easy to lose track of what's being said and hear nothing but a bunch of garbled sounds . Very weird. That aside.. it's always fun to listen to these. The computer references are undeniably clever and the rhythm is for the most part pretty consistant. Why, oh why must the good TTS crash young?
August 9th, 2007
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I feel like I should be embarassed for whoever made this because it's so dumb. A 4 year old can come up with better rhymes..
August 9th, 2007
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Superb stuff.
August 9th, 2007
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ZOMG! TEH KEELED SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... etc.
August 9th, 2007
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he gets da beat sraight down to da street dawg.
August 9th, 2007
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really good, would be perfect if you had windows closing sound in there when he dies.
August 9th, 2007
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It's over 9000!!!!!!
August 9th, 2007
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would have been better if they had cat on a keyboard right before he died...
August 10th, 2007
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I CURSE ZOIDBERG!! Easily the best of these raps.
August 10th, 2007
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5 for over 9000
August 10th, 2007
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Sam noooo!!!
August 10th, 2007
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Lame. Choke yourself.
August 10th, 2007
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nice
August 10th, 2007
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omg the best part is making fun of rap and AT&T at the same time. 1337 stuff.
August 10th, 2007
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5'd for cursing zoidberg
August 11th, 2007
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MC Hawking would be proud.
August 11th, 2007
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lol!! Whats with all the tech on tech crime???
August 11th, 2007
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content + uteran surprise + zoidberg + journey = ... sh*t, that's only 4 things. add in sam's sexy voice for the five.
August 11th, 2007
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The ending was dying speech/Sopranos ending was... enthralling, to say the least.
August 11th, 2007
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5 For orginality
August 11th, 2007
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ballin
August 11th, 2007
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-5 for everything...+1 for OVER 9000
August 11th, 2007
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oooooooownage
August 11th, 2007
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Priceless... where's AT&T Mike's rap? Make sure Apple gets a shot, too.
August 11th, 2007
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omg i tear'd R.I.P. SAM: 0n3 B4D d00d!
August 12th, 2007
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journey? lol
August 12th, 2007
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5'd for random journey at the end!
August 12th, 2007
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I'd comment, but one of the beats was killing my speakers, and I was too focused on that instead of the YTMND.
August 12th, 2007
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AHAHAHAHHA, o man this is awesome cant wait for the diss back from mike
August 12th, 2007
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I WATCHED THIS NAKED AND DRUNK
August 12th, 2007
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lol i loved the Journey music at the end.
August 13th, 2007
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Epic win. Good stuff.
August 13th, 2007
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August 13th, 2007
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for whatever reason it's not showing my 5 :/
August 13th, 2007
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'Your ringtone is a flatline' F*cking awesome. 5'd
August 13th, 2007
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microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is a N*GGGGGGG*RERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!microsoft sam is
August 13th, 2007
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Hate rap but love this.
August 13th, 2007
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hahahahah best one ever.
August 13th, 2007
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f*cking great MIC SAM FTW
August 14th, 2007
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Good choice on Journey. Not near as funny as Iphone killa...
August 14th, 2007
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Pure win.
August 14th, 2007
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I cried
August 14th, 2007
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Incredible. You sir, win the internets.
August 15th, 2007
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Microsoft Sam dies in Vista :(
August 23rd, 2007
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September 3rd, 2007
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I love these :D
December 9th, 2007
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191st! Nice xD