Guess what Chad?
Created on: August 17th, 2007
Guess what Chad?

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August 17th, 2007
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wow...
August 17th, 2007
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OMFG COMMIE
August 21st, 2007
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no seriously
August 21st, 2007
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i feel smarter now, i will tell this story @ partys and be the man!
August 21st, 2007
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WHOAMG!! THIS YTMND SPEAKS TR00F!!!
August 23rd, 2007
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It's bullsh*t, in Europe they use satellite phones, which work all over Europe, but suck in crowded area's. Which is why Ireland can enjoy the Satellite phones , but the rest of Europe can't. Usually they just have Cell Towers and pay-as-you-go cards like Cingular. And, in Europe, EVERYTHINGS MORE EXPENSIVE F*CKWAD. Forget that detail? Euro's and pounds are worth 1/3 more and twice more than the US Dollar.
August 23rd, 2007
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^ Usual indicator that the economy is better.
August 23rd, 2007
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So if a euro is worth twice what a dollar is worth, wouldnt you pay half as much for the same value service? Just, yknow, using math.
August 24th, 2007
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Deathacorn you're an idiot -.-
August 24th, 2007
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Someone buy deathacorn a maths textbook and maybe, when he's ready, an illustrated big print economics pop-up play book.
August 26th, 2007
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.002$ = .002₤
August 26th, 2007
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Aww, that british pound symbol didn't come out right. Bummer.
August 17th, 2007
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bonus stars for learning something
August 21st, 2007
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at least worth a 4
August 21st, 2007
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Learning makes me feel smart, but the other children laugh at me. And touch my penis.
August 17th, 2007
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best commercial ever
August 17th, 2007
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5
August 21st, 2007
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August 21st, 2007
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August 21st, 2007
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combo breaker?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 21st, 2007
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Combreaker breaker! 9!
August 17th, 2007
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guess what chad i poop from there NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 21st, 2007
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not right now you dont.
August 17th, 2007
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wow i learned somthing :D
August 18th, 2007
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INTERESTING
August 20th, 2007
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same goes for the internetz sorta
August 21st, 2007
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I hear ya.
August 21st, 2007
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INFORMATMND
August 21st, 2007
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UR JUST AS BAD AS MIKEAL MOORE!11111111111111 COmUnIsTiZ
August 21st, 2007
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RAWR!
August 21st, 2007
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Rubilac the Economist
August 22nd, 2007
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more like RubileconomistEX
August 23rd, 2007
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I'll second that
August 21st, 2007
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My brother works for one of the companies. He will love this.
August 21st, 2007
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Do you even know what infrastructure is?
August 21st, 2007
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Was anyone else expecting foot doctor?
August 23rd, 2007
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*raises hand*
August 23rd, 2007
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Yeah....I was waiting for it the whole time.
December 1st, 2007
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i was lol
August 21st, 2007
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stupid canadian. Add this to afrojacks' 4.
August 21st, 2007
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excellent falcon176 homage.
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F*CK
August 22nd, 2007
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HEY F*CK
August 23rd, 2007
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HEY F*CK YOU
August 24th, 2007
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HEY F*CK YOU TOO
August 24th, 2007
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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
August 21st, 2007
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lol
August 21st, 2007
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rofl
August 21st, 2007
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I always see the edited 30 second version instead. Strange.
August 21st, 2007
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And thus, it has come full circle.
August 21st, 2007
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lmao.
August 21st, 2007
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qft
August 21st, 2007
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qft indeed
August 21st, 2007
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Now I know. An knowing is half the battle.
August 21st, 2007
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F*ck Capitalism!
August 21st, 2007
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Awesome
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Infotainmentmnd ftw.
August 21st, 2007
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F*cking brilliant
August 21st, 2007
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thanks for the insight.
August 21st, 2007
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f*cking greedy-ass phone companies....
August 21st, 2007
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whether this is true or not, you shouldn't be so quick to believe everything you read or hear about. This is 100 times more true on YTMND.
August 21st, 2007
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Look outside your GODDAMN house, you'll see a buncha little towers sticking on top of the hills, yea there really only needs to be one there.
August 21st, 2007
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Lol, cell phone people. BUT DID YOU SEE THE NEW RAZOR-TFQX?! It's got one of those cameras with no focus or optic zoom that takes 500 pixel images that you can almost tell are of naked chicks!
August 21st, 2007
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informative
August 21st, 2007
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I'll 5 it if you put a little moustache on him, and cross his eyes. yes....
August 21st, 2007
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This is f'n great
August 21st, 2007
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True
August 21st, 2007
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The ironic part about it is you probably have an expensive cell phone payment too, it is the American way.
August 21st, 2007
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birds don't build nests in fake cell phone towers that resemble trees
August 23rd, 2007
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Which is weird because they build nests in real cell phone towers that resemble cell phone towers.
August 24th, 2007
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I always thought they built nests in cell phone towers the resemble real trees.
August 21st, 2007
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omg oligopoly owned
August 21st, 2007
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You had me at "they each ended up adding their own infrastructure".
August 21st, 2007
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F*CK YOU, I COME HERE FOR MINDLESS LAUGHS, AND YOU EDUCATE ME WITH USABLE KNOWLEDGE I COULD USE TO TEACH MY HISTORY STUDENTS? F*CK YOU MAN. TAKE YOUR DAMN FIVE
August 21st, 2007
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pwnd with logic. lololol.
August 21st, 2007
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Cry more you liberal piece of sh*t.
August 21st, 2007
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guess what 1
August 21st, 2007
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August 21st, 2007
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This isn't good
August 21st, 2007
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A little dry, but hey- good message. 5'd
August 21st, 2007
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INFORMATIVE
August 21st, 2007
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this type of approach could fad itself if we are not careful, we must be cautious.
August 21st, 2007
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U R OK
August 21st, 2007
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OMG Secret Capitalist Cell Towers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQYan_-CTQ
August 22nd, 2007
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LULZ
August 21st, 2007
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Epic.
August 21st, 2007
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Also, Footdoctor.
August 21st, 2007
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Now do one about health care costs using Wilford Brimley.
August 22nd, 2007
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Say it with me. Di-uh-bee-tus. Diabetes.
August 22nd, 2007
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Di-uh-bee-tees...
August 21st, 2007
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nice, yet sad.
August 21st, 2007
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good work
August 21st, 2007
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LOL!
August 21st, 2007
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seriously...
August 21st, 2007
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f*ck europe
August 21st, 2007
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educatmnd
August 21st, 2007
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5 for making me laugh, the liberal bullsh*t could take a backseat though
August 21st, 2007
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5'd for edutaining me
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Actually, that isn't really true. Many of the services *do* share the same towers -- they try to justify their prices with "value add" services. The number of cell phone towers in US is actually fairly reasonable given population density and more importantly the size of the nation. Comparing tower coverage to the tiny countries of Europe, you can't really come up with a fair coorelation.
August 22nd, 2007
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WRONG!!!!!
August 22nd, 2007
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Then try comparing with China. I was in the god damn Gobi desert and those f*ckers still had signal. And they pay a fraction of what an American pays for service that cuts in NYC, the most densely populated place in the US.
August 22nd, 2007
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It is quite true that many cellular towers are shared by various providers. Hence why you see different antenna types (one for Sprint, Verizon, T-Mobile, AT&T, etc). Also, when it comes to there being cell phone that cuts off in NYC, you answered your own question. It is very dense and therefore the signal cannot go as far. If a provider can stick a cell phone tower that is directional (Lets say ~180 degrees) and it is on a mountain or some other place, it can cover a large and flat area such as the Gobi.
August 22nd, 2007
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I also must add that I was looking at Vodaphone's pricing over in the UK. 500 minutes costs £30 which is about $59.50 in US Dollars. I could easily get 450 minutes from Sprint for $40/mo, or if I went the SERO route, then I could get 500 minutes for $30/mo. or 1,250 minutes for $50/mo. That also includes unlimited data usage, picture messaging and video messaging. Also, in China, it is probably cheap due to the average income not being on level as to what it is here in the states.
August 23rd, 2007
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I was being sarcastic about NYC. Let's discuss Binghamton, or North Adams, MA or other, less dense towns where signal cuts out. Also, the Asian phones were satellite based, not tower based, hence their coverage. As for China, despite the low wage earners you mention, there are more middle class Chinese than there are middle class Americans. Millions more. And their buying power far exceeds that of Americans.
August 23rd, 2007
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Binghamton is a very hilly area. If you've ever been there, the towers are located on hills with saddle inclines. The valley as a whole has rolling terrain so even when placed on the mountainside, the towers still don't have line of sight to some places and hence, bad reception in those areas. Though it is a good example of the need for shared towers. Also note that the University has repeaters for certain providers.
August 25th, 2007
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Did someone call me?
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Wow. Perfectly. Seemless. On an unrelated note, where the hell are you?
August 22nd, 2007
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5'd for truth
August 22nd, 2007
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Of course, the great irony of this is just prior to the advent of cell phone technology, America did have a singular, near-monopoly of land-lines: AT&T. After the destruction of AT&T the market was infected by a bunch of worthless, regional-based companies (start ups and Baby Bells) who would fight each other tooth and nail for their small portion of the market, leaving us in our current disaster. Our high-speed internet service suffers from the same dilemma but for a variety of additional reasons.
August 22nd, 2007
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lol, aol
August 22nd, 2007
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So, the hippies caused all this by breaking up the big, nasty phone company? Irony!
August 22nd, 2007
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August 23rd, 2007
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You already get that with power companies in most places, and it seems to work fairly well.
August 22nd, 2007
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I guess the only thing better would be 10 friends on NEDM.
August 22nd, 2007
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I guess the only thing better would be 10 friends on any YOU CAN EVEN PRINT IT OUT IF YOU WANT TO
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I guess the only thing better would be 10 friends on any F00TD0CT0R.
August 22nd, 2007
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10 stars
August 22nd, 2007
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lecturetmnd?
August 22nd, 2007
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Wonderful!
August 22nd, 2007
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WHAT ABOUT CANADA?
August 22nd, 2007
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USA! USA! USA!
August 22nd, 2007
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I honestly was expecting footdoctor. You blew my socks off.
August 22nd, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 22nd, 2007
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Informative, but boring.... until "May I suck your dick Chad?" Then, INSTANT 5!!!!
August 22nd, 2007
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THE MORE YOU KNOW *dadanah*
August 22nd, 2007
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lol
August 22nd, 2007
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Just what does cellphone calls cost in USA? Here in Sweden its like (converted to dollars) 10 cents per minute, and with some operators its free per minute to call to another person with the same operator (though you have to pay some start up fee for every call i think)
August 22nd, 2007
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Free-market capitalism is not the same thing as corporatism. Capitalism is the greatest ally to the common man, whereas corporatism is what is absolutely evil. The competition in the market is a good thing. Eventually, the price for service will drop as each network competes over the other as opposed to using a shared network. If it doesn't, that is not the system of capitalism at work. That is evidence of corporatism and is the makings of a cartel, which is illegal. Vote for Ron Paul, bitches.
August 22nd, 2007
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F*ck Ron Paul, Vote for Dennis Kucinich!!!
August 22nd, 2007
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Kucinich? Isn't he the nutball who actually wrote a bill to ban "chemtrails" and orbiting mind-control lasers? Tinfoil-hat-wearing loony.
August 22nd, 2007
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To hell with both of 'em, vote for Vermin Supreme!
August 22nd, 2007
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LoL internet Libertarians.
August 23rd, 2007
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"Kucinich? Isn't he the nutball who actually wrote a bill to ban "chemtrails" and orbiting mind-control lasers? Tinfoil-hat-wearing loony." <--where did you get /that/ info?
August 23rd, 2007
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Vote for Dio
August 23rd, 2007
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SO SICK of Ron Paul's little internet fanclub
August 30th, 2007
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Dennis Kucinich FTW!
August 22nd, 2007
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intriguing. invigorating.
August 22nd, 2007
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PWND!
August 22nd, 2007
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nice! didnt kno that
August 22nd, 2007
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Europe is an industrialised nation
August 22nd, 2007
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Why can't I gett all my information this way?
August 22nd, 2007
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commie
August 22nd, 2007
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One cell phone tower will provide complete coverage to your average European country, that's why.
August 22nd, 2007
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His sticks his cell phone in his vagina and waits until Chad texts him, so he can get his, satisfaction.
August 22nd, 2007
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That was cute. However, as usual: no sources = 1 star.
August 22nd, 2007
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five for giving me another reason not to buy a cell phone.
August 22nd, 2007
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LOL HES NOT SO DUMB
August 22nd, 2007
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Alright, fine, but do they have better service than I do?
August 22nd, 2007
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Well, America is screwed in a ton of areas. Someday, our young democracy will ask France and Great Britain why its cell towers and health care system is different from all the other countries.
August 22nd, 2007
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lol, highest cancer survival rates (that's the US I'm talking about)
August 22nd, 2007
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Win.
August 22nd, 2007
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I'll drink to that.
August 22nd, 2007
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I will five of course, but I must say, all the knee-jerk anti-capitalists here would be screaming MONOPOLY if there was actually one cell tower where we now have 3 or 4 or 5 hojillion. If I have to choose between publicly-owned or -regulated infrastructure (it works so well with Amtrak!), a private monopoly, or the current system, I'll take the current system. I'm pretty satisfied with T-Mobile, but they started out in Europe so I don't know....
August 22nd, 2007
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Yea, and to anybody that complains about US Mobile Phone rates...I invite to check out Bell, Telus, or Rogers. The "Big Three" Canadian providers. Thank yourself lucky that five-times the inffrastructure costs what it does.
August 22nd, 2007
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Ever take a train in Europe? Amtrack's downfall is as much a result of the US's highway systems, oil lobbies, and trucking and auto industries (see Los Angeles: the city built by the Ford company) as much as it is gov't bureaucracy. That said, I'll give you FedEx over the PostOffice, but that's hardly a publicly owned project anymore.
August 22nd, 2007
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I WILL KILL YOU F*GGOT KASSIUS GET IN DA CHOPPA
August 22nd, 2007
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K I saw your other sites I changed my vote, you can live for now
August 22nd, 2007
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omg smart stuff on ytmnd? SACRILEGE'D!
August 22nd, 2007
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-1 for no foot doctor.
August 22nd, 2007
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Awesome
August 22nd, 2007
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Informative and amusing; that's what I call raising the bar!
August 22nd, 2007
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And as a result of these cell phone cartel's in other countries, they also own your soul and rape your commie asses in taxes
August 22nd, 2007
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Incredibly informative.
August 22nd, 2007
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Interesting and educational!
August 22nd, 2007
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Its not that much cheaper in Europe, trust me.
August 23rd, 2007
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Scary.
August 23rd, 2007
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wow, you tell it like it f*cking is dude..O_O
August 23rd, 2007
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And then every time someone puts up a tower where it'll actually be useful some jerk files a lawsute and the tower is removed. So not only dose the us have 5 times more towers than is needed they are all clustered away from anyone who would actually use them to avoid lawsutes.
August 23rd, 2007
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Interesting...
August 23rd, 2007
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The consumer always pays for it, by nature. Of course each company wants the lion's share of everything did you just fail 10th grade economics? Maybe we could just have 1 company and they could set the price to whatever they want. And one political party too... As for shared infrastructure it isn't possible here because as the site said, it came from all the companies wanting to dominate the market which resulted in different techs used to make different networks. 2 for intellectual stimulating-tmnd
August 23rd, 2007
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5 for the ending
August 23rd, 2007
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August 23rd, 2007
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It's not funny because it's true :|
August 23rd, 2007
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great incite into the cell phone problem
August 23rd, 2007
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I know you hate this site, so I'm 5'ing it.
August 23rd, 2007
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Learning is half the battle.
August 23rd, 2007
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Canada's sucks harder. We pay three times what you guys do for wireless data.
August 23rd, 2007
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haha, dangly parts
August 23rd, 2007
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too much info, but now i hate all of the phones companies
August 23rd, 2007
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actually competition lowers prices and makes companies compete to provide better service... you fail :)
August 23rd, 2007
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the reason there are 5 cell phone companies is the same reason there are different political parties: to create the illusion of choice. but its all the same crap
August 23rd, 2007
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BORINGTMND
August 23rd, 2007
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LOL you did your Homework! FIVE!
August 24th, 2007
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Socialist = Retard
August 24th, 2007
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August 24th, 2007
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Guess what, Chad? In this commercial I am going to try to make it look like my service is good, however, you are much much smarter than me and will end up making your service look better; even when all five cell phone service providers completely suck. This stems from back when the technology was first introduced and the existing phone companies could not come to an agreement for building and using a shared infrastructure since each company wanted the line share of the profits.
August 24th, 2007
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So, in the end, they each ended up adding their own infrastructure, each one of which is expensive to maintain. As a result, America has five times as many cell phone towers as they need and the consumer is paying for it. As a result, cell phone service costs five times what it should. In Europe and every other industrialized nation but America, there does exist a shared infrastructure, and as a result, service is very cheap.
August 24th, 2007
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It's "lion's share"
August 24th, 2007
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That too.
August 24th, 2007
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A.) Sources or you're a f*cking liar. B.) ASSuming it is true, if the government allowed NATURAL monopolies to occur, it wouldn't be a problem.
August 25th, 2007
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interesting. I think i will research this issue further.
August 25th, 2007
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if its not true then its even funnier
August 25th, 2007
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HAHA AWESOME
August 26th, 2007
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In capitalist America, products pwn you!
August 29th, 2007
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Someone should use this in a real commercial.
September 26th, 2007
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The cellphone is the ultimate testing ground for a non-neutral internet. Cellphones work and render Web pages (and who decided it was a bright idea to put Web pages on a cellphone anyway? sigh) so differently, and the contracts so sickeningly restrictive and pro-service-provider, that there is effectively no competition in the US, allowing the providers to eschew standards and bandwidth improvements for stagnating networks, fee raises, and even tougher contracts. In short, I'll stick with pay phones.
November 1st, 2007
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Obsessed much?
January 10th, 2008
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educational
February 22nd, 2008
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ASS ASSS!!! PISS PISS!! ASS, PISS, PISS!! PISS IN THE ASS!! PISS COMING OUT FROM MY ASS! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!
February 25th, 2008
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I think there's more than 5, because you got to remember the little providers like Cricket and Boost.
April 8th, 2008
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why do you hate this site so much?
September 4th, 2008
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meh
December 2nd, 2008
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moonman is educated in cellular phone jargon
April 16th, 2010
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NERDTMND