Jim Cramer: Herald of the Apocalypse
Created on: August 19th, 2007
Jim Cramer: Herald of the Apocalypse
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August 19th, 2007
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n*gg*r jim: herald of ghettos and watermelons
August 19th, 2007
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mad money
August 23rd, 2007
(11)
mad money
August 23rd, 2007
(5)
mad f*cking money
August 23rd, 2007
(1)
cramer took it to congress- cutrates.tymnd.com
August 24th, 2007
(0)
What is this tymnd you speak of batchler?
August 26th, 2007
(4)
touch your monkey now dog!
March 21st, 2008
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tymnd >.>
August 19th, 2007
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godspeed you black n*gg*r
August 19th, 2007
(2)
NO IDEA!
October 14th, 2008
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HE'S NUTS! THEY'RE NUTS! THEY KNOW NOTHING!
August 19th, 2007
(9)
Watchmen+ Jim Cramer + God Speed You Black Emperor = For the Win Against Islam.
August 19th, 2007
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takes too long to reach the term in audio.
August 19th, 2007
(4)
Friggin' Brilliant
August 19th, 2007
(2)
Jim Cramer needs to calm down.
March 17th, 2008
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Jim Cramer: The Barney Fife of Finance
August 21st, 2007
(0)
F*ggot.
August 21st, 2007
(7)
OPEN THE DARN FED WINDOW
August 22nd, 2007
(3)
unfairly neglected
August 23rd, 2007
(1)
hot sh*t.
August 23rd, 2007
(13)
You are clearly way too smart and talented to be here.
August 23rd, 2007
(4)
This is genius. CRAMER, YOU CAN'T SAVE THEM AALLLLL
August 23rd, 2007
(4)
I saw this a few days ago and was pretty bummed that nobody else seemed to like it. I guess it just took a while to recover. We need more Allan comics!
August 23rd, 2007
(21)
He spazzed because a bunch of his rich-ass friends just got fired for screwing over institutional investors by buying off credit agencies like Moody's who made their tranched, high-risk CMO's look safer than they really were. Jim Cramer is a self-serving tool.
August 23rd, 2007
(7)
...Who can't pick stocks worth a sh*t either, apparently. Barrons claims his picks substantially underperformed the market, as opposed to the Dow and the S&P 500.
August 24th, 2007
(2)
Agreed
August 26th, 2007
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I am disgusted with myself that I ever wanted to work on Wall Street ... they crow and crow about being masters of the universe and taking on all this risk and when it bites them in the *ss they turn around and ask for a handout from the Fed at the expense of the value of the US dollar. F*ck Jim Cramer, f*ck the Fed, f*ck the Wall Street banks.
August 27th, 2007
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I too wanted to work on Wall Street because of my investing savvy. But then I realized I would have to slave under some ego freak nerd from Harvard or MIT, and being told that I am not sh*t like them because they got perfect scores on their SATS. These people, for the most part, are pathetic, shallow and weak. This Subprime mortgage fiasco is well deserved. Backing huge investments with faulty credit history SOUNDS LIKE A WIN WIN SITUATION TO ME (insert price is right music).
September 5th, 2007
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Cramer doesn't seem to understand than economies recede from time to time. It happens; it's a fact of life. If you invest your money in a risky manner, you should expect for it to come back and bite you. Anyone who thinks they can beat the market over the long term is seriously misguided (unless your name happens to be Warren Buffet, in which case you'll pay for it after the Devil calls to collect your soul).
September 5th, 2007
(1)
If he has friends that lost their jobs, it's because they knowingly swindled their investors into buying securities that were too hot to handle. And now that no one wants to lend anyone any money at any interest rate (which so reflected the flip-flop attitude of today's investors), they're getting burned. Maybe this will force investors to think about the risks they take before they make a loan. It amazes me that people think they're somehow special and can float finance's common sense with impugnity.
March 17th, 2008
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I just like how so many of these rich f*cks think that they can have their asses pampered. Meanwhile, with Wal Mart employees...
August 23rd, 2007
(2)
No idea!
August 23rd, 2007
(2)
House of pleasure
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
Awesome.
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
gy!be makes everything more dramatic
August 23rd, 2007
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and I thought he was saying bernanke has no idea, not greenspan...
August 23rd, 2007
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LOL Good YTMND made from this guys meltdown. I was cracking up when I saw it.
August 23rd, 2007
(3)
But the future refused to change...
August 23rd, 2007
(1)
Pwnage!
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
August 23rd, 2007
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I don't understand, and I'm not making effort to find out. This is what the description box is for.
August 23rd, 2007
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dare you to try and upload the whole song. :P
August 23rd, 2007
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i read your description but i still have no idea what this audio is from... is it real or from a movie or what
August 23rd, 2007
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neeevermind. got it
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I get +10 bonus points! Although I cannot ever spell Rorschach's name properly. Why? I do not know.
August 23rd, 2007
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August 23rd, 2007
(2)
Cramer = auto 5
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
Sweet.
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
5 for chrono trigger
August 23rd, 2007
(4)
more epic than any "epic" site ever
August 23rd, 2007
(2)
Be a mother f*cking prudent investor.
August 23rd, 2007
(1)
IT IS OVER
August 23rd, 2007
(3)
Happy Birthday Francis!!
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
awwww somebody remembered!
March 17th, 2008
(0)
my mother called me francis
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
oh dear
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
BOOOYA!
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
The title and domain ALONE seal the 5. also, Ben Berlavos.
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
Oh my god hahahahahahahaha.
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
THEY KNOW NOOOOTHIING!!! NOTHING
August 23rd, 2007
(6)
Is Jim Cramer different from Jim Carey?
August 23rd, 2007
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this comment is f*cking priceless
August 23rd, 2007
(0)
What an amazing YTMND
August 23rd, 2007
(1)
5 for mad money.
August 24th, 2007
(1)
Spoiler Alert = Rorshacht is the guy with the End Is Near sign.
August 24th, 2007
(3)
Cramer's got a new coke dealer. Much stronger stuff than before.
August 24th, 2007
(0)
Lavos.
August 24th, 2007
(1)
SELL SELL SELL or trainwreck?
August 24th, 2007
(2)
LA mean fire VOS mean big LAVOS
August 24th, 2007
(0)
My dad watches Jim Kramer I don't. loltmnd
August 24th, 2007
(0)
lavos
August 24th, 2007
(3)
I am bullish on this site!
August 24th, 2007
(0)
Watchmen wins the prize
August 24th, 2007
(0)
Hells Yeah Rorschach! I give you 5!
August 24th, 2007
(0)
a ytmnd boo ya to you sanvarin.
August 24th, 2007
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
August 24th, 2007
(6)
THEY KNOW NOTHING, except that that segment was CLAAAASSSSSSIICC. some of the best seven minutes of live TV i ever saw. Erin looked kinda scared that he might hit her
August 24th, 2007
(1)
Good thing he didn't have his knife with him.
August 24th, 2007
(0)
gy!be= Win Jim Cramer = Win This YTMND = WIN
August 24th, 2007
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BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE
August 24th, 2007
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Artistic. Unique approach. 5.
August 25th, 2007
(0)
booya
August 25th, 2007
(0)
I came.
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I WANT MOAR CRAMER
August 25th, 2007
(0)
Watchmen 5'd
August 25th, 2007
(0)
BOOYAH!
August 25th, 2007
(0)
Fav'd for Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
August 25th, 2007
(0)
I like the way he yells.
August 26th, 2007
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Very nicely done. I didn't think this meltdown could possibly be more dramatic, and I've been proven wrong.
August 26th, 2007
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Cheers for using Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
August 27th, 2007
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star++; star++; star++; star++; star++;
August 27th, 2007
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HES NUTS! THEYRE NUTS!
August 27th, 2007
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Youtube.
August 27th, 2007
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Hah! I watched this when it first aired, never seen Cramer go off like that.
August 27th, 2007
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This deserves a higher rating seeing as it is pure genius
November 17th, 2007
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Godspeed You! = gods.
December 5th, 2007
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5 for Lavoses
March 17th, 2008
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sponsored in anticipation of market meltdown
March 17th, 2008
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instant five for using godspeed!
March 17th, 2008
(1)
how relevant
March 17th, 2008
(0)
This site, and most of the responses, single-handedly restored my hope for... well, not humanity, but at least YTMND. Bravo, bravo, bravo. I never knew the community of readers of Alan Moore AND the Beige Book could intersect so well.
March 17th, 2008
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Faved. This could have ended in tragedy, but really came together. + for GYBE as well.
March 17th, 2008
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if there's a camera up in here then its gonna leave when I doo, I dooo..
March 18th, 2008
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Its enjoyable because Cramer just killed an assload of people by telling them to hold bear sterns
March 18th, 2008
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And Lehman got rocked for almost 40% of its value yesterday. Seriously, who's still long on financials?
March 18th, 2008
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Bear Sterns bought at $2 a share. >$110 a year ago. And guess what, taxpayers - you kicked in to bail them out.
March 19th, 2008
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To be honest, i keep clicking on this link and watching it through, and i keep s**ting myself laughing, im losing a lot of body fluid, please send help.
March 18th, 2008
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Anyone who gives this less than a five knows NOTHING!
March 18th, 2008
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holysh*tyes
March 18th, 2008
(0)
Isn't that from Spider Jerusalem's Comic?
March 19th, 2008
(1)
Very dramatic
March 19th, 2008
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Now the darn Fed window isn't just open, they're blowing the money out of it with an industrial-sized fan.
March 19th, 2008
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cramer really does such his minion jim altucher isnt too bad though...a well picked rocket stock a week should have you doubling your dough 4 times a yr
March 20th, 2008
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It's because Bernanke isn't a republic serial villain. He did it thirty-five minutes ago.
March 20th, 2008
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so do 'racist' comments get like -20 by default? ahh you all have been trained so well. hurry and elect your minorities so we can claim a new day in the name of freedom! siiiigh, brainwashing... perhaps Cramer has a point... or KKKramer lol
March 20th, 2008
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the most refreshing site i've seen in a long time
March 21st, 2008
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5 for Godspeed
March 21st, 2008
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Very nicely done.
March 25th, 2008
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Its amazing that Cramer is still alive after all the bullsh*t that has happened on Wall Street since Bush got his grubby f*cking mitts on the US.. DOW is up 300 points one day down 400 the next... China basically owns us and the dollar is close to being a pesos ... F*ck I am glad I don't work on Wall St. Blow my head off...
March 25th, 2008
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May 11th, 2008
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Wow.
August 13th, 2008
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XD WHO WATCHES BERNANKE? Rorschach apparently. 5ed and faved.
September 18th, 2008
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You thought it was bad in 2007... Muahahahahahahahah suckas!!!!
September 18th, 2008
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THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE COMPLACENT MOTHERF*CKERS!
September 18th, 2008
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truly a golden age, to be in my sh*tty income bracket
September 20th, 2008
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this is really good, and even more relevant now than it was in 07. nice work.
September 23rd, 2008
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FORESIGHT
September 23rd, 2008
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More comic books should play gy!be.
September 24th, 2008
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This is BRILLIANT.
September 24th, 2008
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He turned out to be right.
September 25th, 2008
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This will be the best historical account of the end after the big crash.
October 1st, 2008
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I would sponsor this site if i didn't actually end up losing all my money.
October 4th, 2008
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For some reason I thought, 'Harold' and for some reason I thought it was funny. Ugh kill me now.
October 4th, 2008
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Also this site is more relevant than ever now. Also floating responses.
October 10th, 2008
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a raving crazy man was right
October 10th, 2008
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yeah, well, I interviewed with them back in 2006 and they didn't think I was worth hiring, so f*ck 'em.
October 13th, 2008
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Jim Cramer ftw.
October 15th, 2008
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HARRY POTTER and the Herald of the Apocalypse
October 16th, 2008
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IA! IA! CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!!!
October 9th, 2009
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this is good