The Anal Teen Choice Awards!
Created on: August 27th, 2007
The Anal Teen Choice Awards!
Since I know some peeps like these, I knew I couldn't let this one slip by. My last site before I go is from Fox 13's Good Day Utah this morning (August 27).
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August 27th, 2007
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But I poop from there.
August 27th, 2007
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Not right now you don't.
April 8th, 2013
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Yes, he does.
August 27th, 2007
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Yes, right now you do.
August 27th, 2007
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XD
August 27th, 2007
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ow...it hurts!....Ooww....
August 27th, 2007
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That's the joke
August 27th, 2007
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I'm gonna stick this up your ass.
August 27th, 2007
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IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS ANAL? NO! SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON, IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO GOD. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW, IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE! >:( I CHOSE TO REJECT THOSE ANSWERS, I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I CHOSE.......ANAL TEEN CHOICE AWARDS :o
August 28th, 2007
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^ This comment is epic, it deserves many upvotes.
August 28th, 2007
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^^^ I'm not sure what it means, but okay
August 29th, 2007
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^^^lol bioshock'd
September 1st, 2007
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MediocreMarvel wins! FIVE'D!!!
September 7th, 2007
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And now Fav'd
August 27th, 2007
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lol
August 29th, 2007
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I understand Goatse got a lifetime achievement award
August 27th, 2007
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yanked from youtube gj
August 27th, 2007
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Wow she must really like the anal teen choice awards. Love the "Aaaaaahhhh." afterwards, lol.
August 27th, 2007
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rofl, saying anal made her orgasm :P
August 27th, 2007
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What is wrong with you?! EEEEYYAANGHH
August 27th, 2007
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What is wrong with you?
August 27th, 2007
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EEEEYYAANGHH What is wrong with you?
August 27th, 2007
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EEEEYYAANGHH
August 27th, 2007
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She said Aaahh after he mentioned Justin Timberlake, you f*ggots. And it was quite clear that she said annual.
August 27th, 2007
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Listen to the guy just as she sighs. He tries to stifle a laugh. They both know what a worthless whore of a newsperson she is and that her c*nt smells worse than canned hash.
August 27th, 2007
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Blasphemy!! Her c*nt smells like daffodils on a spring morning!!
August 27th, 2007
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i think she just farted, which is why the other guy is holding back his laughter when hes saying the other stuff.
August 27th, 2007
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lol, utah
August 27th, 2007
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Polygamists aren't satisfied with just one anal teen. They need to have a choice.
August 31st, 2007
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epic comment
August 27th, 2007
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I love how she totally realizes how badly she f*cked that one up.
August 27th, 2007
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Not right now she don't.
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me too. And he chuckles, because even though they work for a conservative TV show in UTAH, they are both PERVERTS.
August 28th, 2007
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First time in FOX history. There improving greatly.
August 27th, 2007
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Orig. content ?! Choosy teens choose anal.
August 27th, 2007
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FOX 13 IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF LOCAL UTAH NEWS NETWORKS
August 27th, 2007
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Jesus christ... Utah journalists need PRONUNCIATION courses.
August 27th, 2007
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Skuldistruditastidurtefit
August 27th, 2007
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fgsfds
August 27th, 2007
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FBP! You're back already! I thought you're TV/Internet was getting taken away this month.
August 27th, 2007
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Actually I'm not gone yet, surprisingly. As long as the cable company sits on their *ss and waits, I'll be around when I can.
August 27th, 2007
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Hahaha No one would have even noticed if she didn't add that "dooooh" afterwards.
August 27th, 2007
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Bush
August 27th, 2007
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
August 27th, 2007
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brick killed a guy!
August 31st, 2007
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Yeah, you should go to a safehouse.
August 27th, 2007
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You see, this is why if your job requires you to speak, you don't wear a butt plug to work.
August 27th, 2007
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sigh, Fox.
August 27th, 2007
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Anal Teens
August 27th, 2007
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Fox news. The utmost in quality journalism/Freudian slips.
August 27th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY
August 27th, 2007
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Thanks for that link. It led me to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlhUFXBrh9 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIOREqBcFuY This backs up my point.
August 27th, 2007
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Only In America.
August 27th, 2007
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So you guys watch Fox News just for a laugh, right? You don't actually get news from them?
August 27th, 2007
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Trust me, the news is the funniest thing Fox airs right now.
August 27th, 2007
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That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate. There's a difference. I'd imagine you only get Fox News over there (or do you?), so sadly you don't get to see the brilliance that is the American local news. For years on Fox Chicago we had Walter "I'll be waiting for you on the White House lawn, Dick Cheney!" Jacobson, who may have been the funniest man on television until he retired.
August 27th, 2007
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"That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate." Same thing I would've said if Jim Ryan didn't also retire from Good Day New York. Fox is making sure they're all the same. also, Larry Hoff.
August 27th, 2007
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And let's not forget the legendary Fox L.A. anchor John F. Beard of Arrested Development fame. "Do you like foam in your coffee? It's called a cuppakeno, and wait'll you see what it costs!"
September 1st, 2007
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F*ck Yeah Fox News Chicago!
September 1st, 2007
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Ah, I miss out on so much.
August 27th, 2007
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Utah news are whack!
August 27th, 2007
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superbe
August 27th, 2007
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hahaha anal
August 27th, 2007
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Butsecks.
August 27th, 2007
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I CHOOSE to have buttsecks
August 27th, 2007
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PICTURE SOUND TEXT!
August 27th, 2007
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I like how you let it run until "...and the cast of High School Musical-". Makes it funnier for some reason.
August 27th, 2007
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Downvoted because this site doesn't deserve to be above "Buddy, you're an old man".
August 27th, 2007
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Winner
August 27th, 2007
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*ahhhh*
August 27th, 2007
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I shouldn't have had this so loud. My roommates now think I'm into CP.
August 27th, 2007
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You aren't?
August 27th, 2007
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wow are you in the wrong place then
August 27th, 2007
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B U T T S E C K S wtf is wrong with fox 13 utah?
August 27th, 2007
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*Dejected sigh*
August 27th, 2007
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5'd for anal
August 27th, 2007
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Only from utah gotta love mormons
August 27th, 2007
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epic annual mistake
August 27th, 2007
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The expression her face matches well, too.
August 27th, 2007
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Man I hope I win this year.
August 27th, 2007
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Her sigh afterwards makes it.
August 27th, 2007
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Wow, people actually make mistakes? That's hilarious! At least do a bit more with it...
August 27th, 2007
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someone needs to hijack the kids choice awards and make the same slip-up
August 27th, 2007
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Are you still gonna upload this to youtube 'cause I kinda wanna see her face as she realizes what she just said. TIA
August 27th, 2007
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I guess we all know how she likes it...
August 27th, 2007
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My thoughts exactly
September 1st, 2007
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eww.
August 27th, 2007
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dumb
August 27th, 2007
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You never bend, you never break. You seem to know just what it takes. You're a fighter! It's in the blood, it's in the will. It's in the mighty hands of steel when you're standing your ground. And you never get hit when your back's to the wall. Gonna fight 'til the end, and you're taking it all! You got the touch. You got the power. When all Hell's breakin' loose you'll be right in the eye of the storm. You got the heart. You got the motion. You know that when things get to tough: You got the touch!
August 27th, 2007
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Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.
August 28th, 2007
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Prime! Why give away your life so easily!
August 28th, 2007
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Failed at quoting classic transfomer lines! *nudges glasses*
August 28th, 2007
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Sounds like the big boy needs a little "training."
August 27th, 2007
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Nice. Just glad to see the crapfest that is good day utah on ytmnd. UT represent!
August 27th, 2007
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The sigh was amazing
August 27th, 2007
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lol
August 27th, 2007
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lol Mormons
August 27th, 2007
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man Fox 13 Utah's gettin a lot of coverage these days
August 27th, 2007
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WTF IS WITH THIS STATION?
August 27th, 2007
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The part where she catches herself is what makes it.
August 27th, 2007
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Leave it to Fox to f*ck something up.
August 27th, 2007
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lol utah
August 27th, 2007
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the sigh makes it
August 27th, 2007
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It's FOX News, what do you expect? They cover Pedophiles playing DS, Internet Hate Machines, Emo Scene Kids, and still have enough time to find Porn on PSPs, and have the announcer for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" do the weather.
August 27th, 2007
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what's up frenchbreadpizza? remember the rape.
August 27th, 2007
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EEEEYYAANGHH The green carpet is a good sign you wanna head for the back door
August 27th, 2007
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I'd 5 this comment if I could
August 27th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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August 27th, 2007
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wonder what she was thinking about.
August 30th, 2007
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probably about forgetting to clear her internet history.
August 27th, 2007
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So did you loose you're internet?
August 27th, 2007
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And she moans after she says it! *ROFFLE*
August 27th, 2007
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One of the best slip-ups of all time and a fine ytmnd
August 27th, 2007
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Put I poop from there?
August 27th, 2007
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I has been banned?
August 27th, 2007
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I should watch Fox 13 news more often.
August 27th, 2007
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What the f*ck is going on with my local news these days?
August 27th, 2007
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I bet this wasn't a slip of the tongue. This was probably how it was typed on the teleprompter. They don't actually read what they are going to say.
August 27th, 2007
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LULZ: A CORRUPTION OF LOL!
August 27th, 2007
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lawl nice edits
August 27th, 2007
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She knew she f*cked up
August 27th, 2007
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haha
August 27th, 2007
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ROFL...omg...
August 27th, 2007
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Fox 13 is the new 4chan for ytmnd. Fived
August 27th, 2007
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Lol she said anal
August 27th, 2007
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I nominate myself to be one of the judges.
August 27th, 2007
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
August 27th, 2007
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rawr.
August 27th, 2007
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Bottom line indeed!
August 27th, 2007
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ANAL TEEN CHOICE AWARDS?! F*CK YEAH!!
August 27th, 2007
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my only question is: where are the nominees?
August 27th, 2007
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The Uhhhh in the background is priceless.
August 27th, 2007
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because saying 'annual' slightly quickly makes a f*cking fantastic ytmnd
August 27th, 2007
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Aren't there laws against that sort of thing?
August 27th, 2007
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BUT I POOP FROM THERE!!!
August 27th, 2007
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lol, sigh.
August 27th, 2007
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what the f*ck, that was awfully edited, ytmnders are too f*ckin easy to please
August 27th, 2007
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If the story was about cakes or baseball (such as "annual (anal) baseball game", I would dismiss this as a mistake. But chances are sex was clearly on her mind which is funny because most of these anchors (and other TV personalities) pretend to be all prim and proper when really they all want to be gangraped by their cameramen, or if male be participating in the gangrape.
August 27th, 2007
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"Keep watching for news on the upcoming Utah anal gerbil races!" *ahhhhhh*
August 27th, 2007
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haha, well I know what Freud would say...
August 27th, 2007
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i <3 anal
August 27th, 2007
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kinky
August 27th, 2007
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Listen carefully and you hear her moan after saying it...
August 27th, 2007
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was that a pleasure moan at the end there?
August 27th, 2007
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http://www.lazlow.com/technofile/audio/technofile-2007-05-15-64503.mp3 This made be a little old but it's pretty acurate.
August 27th, 2007
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lawl
August 27th, 2007
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hey how did the south carolina miss teen candidate get a job reading news in Utah?
August 27th, 2007
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LOL @ mormons. LOL aids comes from buttsecks.
August 27th, 2007
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wow u got a lot of stuff from fox13. A plethora of morons running a newscast from my point of view ive never seen so many screw ups, all advertised on ytmnd of course. btw, plz dont be gone for good!
August 27th, 2007
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hahahhahhahahhhahhahh
August 27th, 2007
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somebody said something funny =/
August 27th, 2007
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lol utah
August 28th, 2007
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Can a classic site really get any higher than this? Also... wait weren't you supposed you go yesterday?
August 28th, 2007
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" Actually I'm not gone yet. As long as the cable company sits on their *ss and waits, I'll be around when I can. " On the other hand my connection does seem to be running slower than *ss right now, and I can't access half of the internets.
August 28th, 2007
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"Don't say 'Doing your wife', don't say 'Doing your wife', don't say 'Doing your wife'." "...doing your...son?"
August 28th, 2007
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Anal Teen Choice Awards. Doggie style.
August 28th, 2007
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Love the orgasm she has after saying it. Wow, she must love those awards!
August 28th, 2007
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but i poop from there should win the anal teen choice awards
August 28th, 2007
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hahahaha
August 28th, 2007
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ahh
August 28th, 2007
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yea
August 28th, 2007
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Black c*ck helicopter.
August 28th, 2007
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ROFL TV BLOOPER EBAUMS HIGH FIVE
August 28th, 2007
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lol freudian slip.
August 28th, 2007
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haha, dangly parts
August 28th, 2007
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hey f*ckyou french braedpizza. if u f*cking recorded this bullsh*t then why not post it on youtube and give a link so i can see this bitches face after she says anal teen coice awards.
August 29th, 2007
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Use your imagination. It's more fun that way.
August 28th, 2007
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I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I lived in Utah.
August 29th, 2007
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I see what she did thar! poking sillies at the beleif that rampant *ss pounding isn't real sex, and you're still a virgin afterwards. Is being Naive fashionable?
August 29th, 2007
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I was great. She loved it.
August 29th, 2007
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHICH TEEN *SS SHOULD I CHOOSE? MMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMM!
August 29th, 2007
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Ahhhhh!
August 29th, 2007
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Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?
August 29th, 2007
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well we know what she has on her mind
August 29th, 2007
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um...I'm definitely hearing annual...
August 30th, 2007
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No, it was confirmed by Fox 13 that she said 'anal'. If you pronounce annual correctly, even when saying it fast, then it sounds nothing like anal.
August 29th, 2007
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she makes a sound right when the guy talks... then the guy says bush...
August 29th, 2007
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upvoting FTW ^_^
August 29th, 2007
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That's a Freudian Slip.
August 29th, 2007
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annual -> anal? lol
August 29th, 2007
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lol, anal sex
August 29th, 2007
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rape me gently with a chainsaw 5'd for anal
August 30th, 2007
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...and the cast of High School Music GET F*CKED UP THE ASS!
August 30th, 2007
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Fox13 Utah Strikes Again!
August 30th, 2007
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hahaha.. nice!
August 30th, 2007
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I like how she sighs after she ,or wuzzit because she's doing something anal right then?
August 30th, 2007
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Jeez, it was a mistake! Don't be so anal!
August 30th, 2007
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BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW
August 30th, 2007
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I saw this! I live in this silly state! LOLZ.
August 31st, 2007
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Found the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnLN6zHp3R0
September 4th, 2007
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:(
August 31st, 2007
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1 for no goatse
August 31st, 2007
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Looks like she had something else on her mind.
August 31st, 2007
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I'll give her some anal teen choice awards.
August 31st, 2007
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What I find the most funny about this gaff is that Justin Timberlake is the first person mentioned.
August 31st, 2007
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September 1st, 2007
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Butthole surfers...hahaha.
September 1st, 2007
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this does not belong on ytmnd it belongs on youtube. fail
September 1st, 2007
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Is it time already? It feels like we had them only yesterday...
September 2nd, 2007
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Looks like she made a freudian penis, i mean...freudian slip.
September 2nd, 2007
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ANAL TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2007
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Whatcha gonna do brother??!
September 2nd, 2007
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Utah Fails again!
September 3rd, 2007
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September 4th, 2007
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Her moan aroused my penis
September 22nd, 2007
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Mine too!
September 13th, 2007
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this is unbearable
October 5th, 2007
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ahhhh
November 17th, 2007
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lmao that was completely random
March 11th, 2009
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i thought i 5'd this a while ago