Two Topless Strippers
Created on: August 29th, 2007
Two Topless Strippers

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August 29th, 2007
(3)
Ok I was thinking two naked asses rubbing against a pole, thank you for surprising me.
August 29th, 2007
(3)
The regular two naked asses rubbing against a pole was getting pretty dull, I decided to spice it up a bit.
August 29th, 2007
(45)
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE STRIPPERS. THEY MUST HAVE A DISEASE BECAUSE MY DICK IS BURNING AND RED.
August 29th, 2007
(12)
All-purpose? Kinky.
August 30th, 2007
(1)
Well, at least these strippers do what they say they would. Not hold back and sh*t like the cheap ones... Those bitches.
August 30th, 2007
(7)
LOL OMG I get it, paint "Stripper" with the cap off. Also, there are 2 of them. Nice sound clip!
August 30th, 2007
(-1)
MrObvious you're a f*cking genious! How the f*ck did you figure that out!
August 29th, 2007
(48)
Tough on paint, kind to wood.
August 30th, 2007
(1)
the wood i got in my pants?
August 30th, 2007
(1)
that was pretty much the best comment ever
August 29th, 2007
(6)
I think we all fell for the trap.
August 31st, 2007
(0)
I was going to fap to the trap but I figured something lie this.
August 29th, 2007
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LOL
August 29th, 2007
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Cute.
August 29th, 2007
(1)
HOT!
August 29th, 2007
(13)
removes up to 15 layers of clothes?
August 30th, 2007
(-1)
Hahaha
August 29th, 2007
(4)
paint/varnish remover'd
August 29th, 2007
(4)
I'd make use of THEIR services anytime.
August 29th, 2007
(6)
Nitro Mors, them's good strippers!
August 29th, 2007
(11)
I think I know a Nitro Mors back in Reno. Smoothest *ss I've ever seen.
August 29th, 2007
(1)
but she always hand you penicillin before every lap dance, i wonder if that's just me
August 29th, 2007
(0)
what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 29th, 2007
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-1 for being n*gg*r English.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
Hot.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
August 29th, 2007
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Saw it coming from a mile away. Nice one, though.
August 29th, 2007
(4)
I dare you to drink it.
August 29th, 2007
(5)
The Wrapping the Wrapping, TAKE OFF THE WRAPPING!
August 29th, 2007
(3)
Nice cans. Tile image and add text for a 5.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
I tried tiled and it took the focus away from the image. Also, what could I possibly say that hasn't already been said in these comments.
August 30th, 2007
(0)
^
August 29th, 2007
(22)
Hey girls would you like to come back to my place and you two can play with my deck?
August 29th, 2007
(11)
careful, he has deck rot.
August 29th, 2007
(10)
Oh, that? That's nothing to worry about it's just a stain seriously. I always keep my deck protected. Honestly.
August 29th, 2007
(10)
If you always keep your deck protected, why am I pregnant?!
August 29th, 2007
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u ruined the whole thing french,thanx
August 29th, 2007
(2)
Do you have a hard-wood deck?
August 29th, 2007
(2)
Or do you want me to come over to your place and put a deck in your backyard? Either way I'm game.
August 29th, 2007
(2)
Really I think you deck is too big for my yard...I mean I don't have any space too trim the yard.
August 29th, 2007
(1)
I can't get your wife off my deck.
August 30th, 2007
(0)
Why do I have splinters from your deck, then?
August 29th, 2007
(1)
I just fell for the trap.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
lolz u got me har har har
August 29th, 2007
(9)
gOOd god! Get these strippers to the Anal teen choice awards immediately!
August 29th, 2007
(0)
lol
August 29th, 2007
(1)
Actually, two topless cans of stripper, which is sexier.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
look, a drifter! let's kill him
August 29th, 2007
(0)
upvoting FTW ^_^
August 29th, 2007
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Fail
August 29th, 2007
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my mom has a better sense of humour than you
August 29th, 2007
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-1 for motley crue. sorry, they suck.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
You provided the lulz, but my dick hates you right now.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
Those are HOT! If they were left out in the sun all day, I mean.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
Strips up to 15 layers, kind to wood!
August 29th, 2007
(0)
wow!
August 29th, 2007
(0)
F*cking wins.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
:'(
August 29th, 2007
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zomfg it is teh pun u r teh funnay!!!11
August 29th, 2007
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Its funny sometimes to have this, but, when its done on purpose way too much, it f*ckin sucks, So, too bad.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
perfect
August 29th, 2007
(0)
YESYES!
August 29th, 2007
(0)
This site performs as advertised.
August 29th, 2007
(-1)
was hoping for dudes
August 29th, 2007
(3)
Haha, you found this with your daily image.google.com porn search, eh?
August 29th, 2007
(4)
daily? try hourly image.google.com porn search.
August 30th, 2007
(0)
I've developed a Linux distribution dedicated entirely to searching images.google.com for only the highest quality pornography.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
How am I not surprised?
August 29th, 2007
(0)
I knew it was gonna be something like this, but I had no idea what.
August 29th, 2007
(4)
Everytime I hear this song, I think of Indian in the cupboard.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
August 29th, 2007
(0)
Wow, how the hell was I in the mood for hair? Oh well, 5.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
hawt!
August 29th, 2007
(0)
F*cking Sluts
August 29th, 2007
(0)
Use protection!
August 29th, 2007
(-2)
lol "tough on wood." Get it?
August 29th, 2007
(0)
Yeah, I meant "Gentle on wood" Negative'd myself :(
August 30th, 2007
(0)
no you didnt but its np ill do it for u
(2)
Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby!
August 31st, 2007
(0)
DUKE NUKEM FTW
August 29th, 2007
(0)
I got pwned
August 29th, 2007
(0)
do they go know what i mean nudge nudge
August 29th, 2007
(0)
hawt
August 29th, 2007
(0)
OH NO, WITH THE CAPS OFF, THE NOXIOUS FUMES WILL BE RELEASED INTO THE OUTSIDE AIR
August 29th, 2007
(0)
I knew it was either gonna be a can of stripper or some sort of wood grinder.
August 29th, 2007
(0)
thanks for getting my hopes up 'tard 5/5
August 30th, 2007
(0)
this is fire stars, if it was what it looked like it was by the title, I would have given it one star. this has ironic value. ytmnd is not for porn.
August 30th, 2007
(0)
hmm thems some cheap strippers
August 30th, 2007
(0)
ITS A TRAP
August 30th, 2007
(0)
boner time!
August 30th, 2007
(0)
Dont think I want them touching my wood......
August 30th, 2007
(3)
Well I was searching for "motley crue strippers topless titties wood" and I somehow stumbled upon this site
August 30th, 2007
(0)
That is a game. And you just fell for the trap!
September 3rd, 2007
(0)
haha
August 30th, 2007
(0)
good stuff
August 30th, 2007
(0)
roflzaurus
August 30th, 2007
(0)
Oh, I lol'd.
August 30th, 2007
(1)
I was expecting to be Rickroll'd
August 30th, 2007
(0)
I bravely marched into this site with my 1-star at the ready, expecting a facefull of man-ass. Thank you for proving me wrong with something funny!
August 30th, 2007
(0)
Don't jump the gun!
August 30th, 2007
(0)
^,^ win ^,^
August 30th, 2007
(0)
Wood stirp roll'd
August 30th, 2007
(0)
Yes.
August 30th, 2007
(0)
oh gawd not topless, put it back on before it spills!
August 30th, 2007
(0)
That's so hawt I came a little!
August 30th, 2007
(0)
tits or gtfo
August 30th, 2007
(0)
It's a trap!
August 31st, 2007
(0)
Step 1: Apply thin coat of stripper to surface to be stripped. Step 2: Spread evenly across surface to ensure maximum usefulness. Step 3: Let the stripper do the work!
August 31st, 2007
(0)
BWAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
August 31st, 2007
(0)
tits or GTFO
September 2nd, 2007
(0)
grow up.
August 31st, 2007
(0)
Liked it.
August 31st, 2007
(0)
Goddamnit, don't toy with my libido like that.
September 3rd, 2007
(0)
I'd hit that
September 22nd, 2007
(1)
mmmm yeah take it all off baby. keep stripping. yeaah!
December 4th, 2007
(0)
December 4th, 2007
(0)
cleverness like this isn't seen often on this site anymore
December 12th, 2007
(0)
Thanks man.
February 24th, 2008
(0)
Cuz I'm N' Luv wit a stripper