Cheesecake (Van Damme remix)
Created on: September 15th, 2007
Cheesecake (Van Damme remix)
Trained by Connery's wisdom and a cheesecake-only diet, Van Damme is prepared to punch God into submission and claim his glory! ...also, SeanConneryhasthemostunusualvendingmachine.ytmnd.com

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September 15th, 2007
(18)
You win teh internets!!!
September 15th, 2007
(6)
i win everything!!!
September 15th, 2007
(7)
...I got a rock :-(
September 15th, 2007
(2)
This is perfect. First fav in ever. Wow.
September 16th, 2007
(2)
YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!
September 17th, 2007
(1)
5 for Nostalgia + 3 for Van Damme +13485 for cheesecake - 2 for god = win
September 19th, 2007
(7)
You get the sense that Van Damme is conflicted about fighting God. "You're dead.. YOU'RE DEAD!!" he shouts followed closely by "NOOOOOOOO!!!" This is the first ytmnd I've seen that addresses the duality of man. PLUS IT'S F*CKING HILARIOUS.
September 20th, 2007
(4)
Does anyone else find themselves repeating "Punch god for cheesecake!" to themselves while driving?
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
Not while driving, but it is catchy...
September 23rd, 2007
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Lol, downvoted
November 4th, 2007
(1)
I keep repeating "Punch god for cheese cake" while driving
September 15th, 2007
(10)
nice man
September 19th, 2007
(2)
this is the best damme site there is, i've seen a lot of damme sites before and this one takes the cheese cake
September 19th, 2007
(0)
i've probably made the majority of those sites you've seen, but i appreciate the love
September 15th, 2007
(16)
GOD ALWAYS WINS STFU LOL
September 15th, 2007
(7)
I would punch God for cheesecake too.
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
I would Ground and Pound god for plenty of cheesecake
September 15th, 2007
(18)
I don't think violence has ever been so necessary.
September 15th, 2007
(12)
This YTMND is high in fat.
September 15th, 2007
(5)
and yet so delicious
September 16th, 2007
(6)
this YTMND went straight to my thighs :-(
September 17th, 2007
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This YTMND went straight to my hips. ;_;
September 19th, 2007
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I got diabetes now.
September 20th, 2007
(0)
uh oh they gotta chop off your feet now
September 15th, 2007
(8)
That's epic.
September 15th, 2007
(5)
Its its a series of Tubes!!!!
September 16th, 2007
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its a series of tubas
September 19th, 2007
(3)
<Arnold>It's NOT a tuba!</Arnold>
September 15th, 2007
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I want this comment to be downvoted too
September 15th, 2007
(1)
holy sh*t you pulled the VD out. damn son.
September 15th, 2007
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LOL PINK NAME= AUTO5!!!11!1 no
September 15th, 2007
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dinero es yo
September 15th, 2007
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he loses the internetz
September 15th, 2007
(4)
This is the best thing i've ever seen
September 15th, 2007
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this is the BAGINA thing ive ever seen
September 15th, 2007
(1)
Lmao.
September 15th, 2007
(1)
Now I know why Forest Whitaker made sure to get front row seats
September 15th, 2007
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As an atheist, I find this f*cking hilarious. XD
September 15th, 2007
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you forgot to headpaste sean connerys head on everything because were on yourethemannowdog.com and he says "youre theman now dog" so he is youre the man now dog
September 15th, 2007
(1)
oh lord epic so epic so goddamn motherf*cking epic
September 15th, 2007
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I'd say "God bless you" for making this, but for some reason I can't quite put my finger on, it seems oddly inappropriate.... ....also, SeanConneryhasthemostunusualvendingmachine.ytmnd.com :D
September 15th, 2007
(1)
One of the best ytmnds I ever seen.
September 15th, 2007
(1)
kudos to you sir for this beautiful thing you've made here, humanity is in your debt
September 15th, 2007
(1)
Wonderful.
September 15th, 2007
(1)
Bloodsport bonus stage!
September 16th, 2007
(1)
i wish for slot-machine-big-payoff noises
September 16th, 2007
(2)
aka jackpot...i type faster than think
September 16th, 2007
(2)
it's already so much win, but that too would be awesome.
September 16th, 2007
(1)
HAHAHAH!!!!!!
September 16th, 2007
(1)
YOU WIN TEH CHEESECAKE
September 16th, 2007
(3)
I think you just won :O
September 16th, 2007
(3)
ZOMG this is hypnotic !
September 16th, 2007
(3)
i liked this but then people said you're featured and now im perplexed :(
September 16th, 2007
(1)
YESSSSSS!!!!
September 16th, 2007
(1)
I, too, would punch god for cheesecake.
September 16th, 2007
(3)
AAAAUUUUUURRRRGGGHH
September 16th, 2007
(3)
I wanted to four, but I fived.
September 16th, 2007
(1)
You're dead... You're dead! Bwahhhhhhh! I dunno, it was my favorite part for some reason. Nice photoshop work with the moving God's head in response to the blows.
September 16th, 2007
(1)
van damme + stan bush = Ultra COMBOOOOOOOO!
September 16th, 2007
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God is bald?!?
September 16th, 2007
(4)
way to make a mediocre fad good
September 16th, 2007
(1)
Most incredible thing ever.
September 16th, 2007
(1)
Something's telling me he's going to get a lot of cheesecake
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Sean Connery is so happy :D Should have more yes YES!!
September 16th, 2007
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not even a good remix
September 16th, 2007
(2)
PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
September 16th, 2007
(4)
You're dead. YOU'RE DEAD!
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Are you gay if you've never seen bloodsport?
September 16th, 2007
(4)
Yes, but any man who watches this movie becomes a testosterone drunk alpha male who abuses women, insults minority groups, and smokes his weight in cigarettes on a monthly basis. So you're either a filthy child-molesting f*g who will die of aids, or a steroid abusing chain-smoker who will die in prison or from lung cancer. Unless you're in the process of watching the movie as you're reading this, in which case you're a combination of the two.
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Holy sh*t this is amazing.
September 16th, 2007
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Guess who's going to hell?
September 16th, 2007
(3)
PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE! - The Book of Connery, Chapter 4, Verse 7.
September 17th, 2007
(3)
And then God said "Let there be cheesecake!" And it was GOOOD.
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Brlliancy
September 16th, 2007
(2)
wow. i love it.
September 16th, 2007
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F, Punch yourself for making this trash.
September 16th, 2007
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September 16th, 2007
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That teaches god for being such a greedy bastard. Maybe if we had more cake people wouldnt be raping and pillaging so much.
September 16th, 2007
(4)
In soviet Russia, God punches cheesecake for you.
September 16th, 2007
(2)
best comment so far
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Awesome.
September 16th, 2007
(2)
YOU'RE DEAD!!! YOU'RE DEAD!
September 16th, 2007
(3)
"UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
September 17th, 2007
(0)
IT'S "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH!!!" DAMNIT!
September 19th, 2007
(0)
More like "NOOOOOWWWAAAAAAAAAOOOO!!!"
September 16th, 2007
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September 16th, 2007
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More like punch the jews for 9/11 alrite?
September 16th, 2007
(2)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
September 16th, 2007
(2)
i could use some cheescake
September 16th, 2007
(2)
hahahahahaha
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Damned to be an instant classic
September 16th, 2007
(2)
mmmmm
September 16th, 2007
(2)
Nice work.
September 16th, 2007
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It's aight, g.
September 16th, 2007
(0)
youre DEADDDDD-D-D-D!!!!!!
September 16th, 2007
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pathetic
September 16th, 2007
(3)
So... what happens if you kick Him?
September 16th, 2007
(5)
chocolate mousse?
September 17th, 2007
(0)
^this comment made of win
September 18th, 2007
(1)
seconded ^_^
September 16th, 2007
(2)
LOL!!!! EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2007
(3)
I'm taking hold of every dessert (every dessert)! Given sweetness by The Lord on high (Lord on high)! I'm gonna stake my claim! AND FATTEN MY THIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHS! CHEESE-CAKE, CHEESE-CAKE, CHEESE-CAKE, CHEESE-CAKE, CHEESE-CAKE, CHEESE-CAKE , CHEESE-CAKE , CHEESE-CAKE!
September 16th, 2007
(1)
WIN
September 16th, 2007
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nice guard
September 17th, 2007
(1)
Connery is so pleased at how this is going
September 17th, 2007
(-1)
Did I hear Gene Hackman from The Quick & The Dead saying, "You're DEAD!"?
September 17th, 2007
(1)
BAHHHHHHH!!!!
September 17th, 2007
(1)
winner
September 17th, 2007
(3)
Just so you downvoting bastards know, I make a point to see who you are and downvote all your damn sites when you give 1's to stuff like this. This is so good, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to give a 1 to this other than you being a dickhead. I hope others follow my example.
September 17th, 2007
(3)
About damn time somebody remixed it.
September 17th, 2007
(0)
Congratulations, you win the internets.
September 17th, 2007
(1)
The internets is for you.
September 17th, 2007
(1)
Bloodsport + Sean Connery + Cheesecake = Win of epic proportions!!!!
September 17th, 2007
(1)
first loop wasn't that funny, but after staring at it for a while i starting cracking up
September 17th, 2007
(2)
This was so good, I went and deleted half of my YTMND's...
September 18th, 2007
(-2)
You're dead made this.
September 18th, 2007
(1)
this really does rule!
September 18th, 2007
(0)
Damn this one is funny... I can't stop coming back to it. :'(
September 19th, 2007
(0)
WIN!!! and now i want cheesecake
September 19th, 2007
(0)
This is really good, maybe the best YTMND i've seen all month. Great edits, good sound, and overall VOTE 5.
September 19th, 2007
(0)
haha not bad!
September 20th, 2007
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One of the worst top sites ever...
September 20th, 2007
(1)
i want to punch god for cheesecake too
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Punch God for Cheesecake! >_<
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
horrible face editing
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
blasphemy o rlY?
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
This is win on so many levels.
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
So much win in one place!
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
lol Just for cheese cake!
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
-1 for not pasting Morgan Freeman's face as God.
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
lol
September 23rd, 2007
(2)
I'd gladly punch God for cheesecake
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
This is fantastic awesome.
October 4th, 2007
(0)
Cheese!
October 6th, 2007
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This was such a good audio edit, I ended up giving it a 1 instead of a 5 thinking it was "#1".
October 11th, 2007
(1)
A magnitude of Win that has never been calculated before....
January 9th, 2008
(0)
THis is brilliant. Magic. You deserve a medal.
February 29th, 2008
(0)
pgfck!
October 2nd, 2008
(0)
this is good sh*t son
October 22nd, 2008
(0)
I came in every single one of those cheesecakes.
November 19th, 2008
(0)
Cheesecake
January 15th, 2010
(0)
FAV absolutely brilliant
April 28th, 2010
(0)
PanDeism says: to punch God is only to punch yourself....