DANE COOK GETS TAZERED AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY AT JOHN KERRY TALK
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September 18th, 2007
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I'm Dane Cook BTW
September 18th, 2007
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I'm Dane Cook BTW
September 19th, 2007
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I DID MY BEST!
September 19th, 2007
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I AM SPARTACUS
September 19th, 2007
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yeah actually like dane cook... and it was a UF student. This is funny
September 19th, 2007
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I AM SAM.
September 19th, 2007
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only it wasn't dane cook. clever though.
September 19th, 2007
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I AM IRON MAN
September 19th, 2007
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^ I'm guessing you've not taken an AS Level Critical Thinking course or it's equivolent.
September 19th, 2007
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I'm George Zimmer. I guarantee it.
September 19th, 2007
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I'm Wilferd Brimley. And I have diabetus.
September 19th, 2007
(3)
I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!
September 19th, 2007
(2)
I'm ya Huckleberry.
September 19th, 2007
(5)
I'm Ron Burgundy?
September 19th, 2007
(1)
I'm hungry.
September 19th, 2007
(2)
I'm Edward R. Murrow. Goodnight and good luck.
September 19th, 2007
(3)
who the f*ck is dane cook?
September 19th, 2007
(2)
I'M THE SCATMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
September 19th, 2007
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I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!
September 19th, 2007
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I'm Brian Fellows!
September 19th, 2007
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I'm a Jew.
September 20th, 2007
(0)
I am Locutus of Borg.
September 20th, 2007
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I am the Iron Man.
September 20th, 2007
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I'm Batman
September 20th, 2007
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I, am an enchanter... there are some who call me: tim.
September 21st, 2007
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And this is 60 minutes
September 21st, 2007
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Those stories, and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes. POLEND
September 22nd, 2007
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I'm too late
December 26th, 2007
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I AM BEOWULF!
September 18th, 2007
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Awesome
September 18th, 2007
(3)
lmao dane cook
September 18th, 2007
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DONT TASE ME BRO
September 18th, 2007
(51)
Don't you hate it when you're talking to John Kerry, then the f*cking cops come out of no where, and they f*cking TAZER YOU in the f*cking chest plate! Like, don't tazer my chest plate dude, I need it for holding my heart in. Then they f*cking arrest me. What is that about? It's like -- "Oh you have the right to remain silent." I have the right to remain silent, then stop asking me questions bro! F*cking Jeezits. I'm Dane Cook BTW.
September 19th, 2007
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Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my taser; with my Taser Gator (Taser Gator)
September 19th, 2007
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In after best comment.
September 19th, 2007
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taser gator comment is way underrated.
September 19th, 2007
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Dat's what you get for forgetting Poland, Dane... wait a sec....
September 18th, 2007
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Heh.
September 18th, 2007
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I logged in to 5 this.
September 18th, 2007
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Not Dane Cook. There is a video of this happening and it's a student of that college.
September 18th, 2007
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did this really happen?
September 18th, 2007
(6)
yeah bro
September 18th, 2007
(2)
is there a video somewhere?
September 18th, 2007
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the video is further down cited by Azareil, and no it's not Dane Cook.
September 19th, 2007
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simplegreen21, you just fell for the trap.
September 18th, 2007
(11)
Dane Cook being tazored? ... we can only dream, man.. we can only dream.
September 18th, 2007
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He gets smacking in the face with a shovel and killed in Mr. Brooks. Oh yeah, spoilers.
September 18th, 2007
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Not a problem. Nobody saw that movie anyway.
September 19th, 2007
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Mr Brooks was a movie... i thought it was a new article
September 18th, 2007
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Someone make a YTMND where he asks Carry why he forgot Polend
September 18th, 2007
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*Poland
September 18th, 2007
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*Polend
September 19th, 2007
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*Poland
September 19th, 2007
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c-c-c-combo breaker.
September 19th, 2007
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c-c-c-combo restarter.
September 19th, 2007
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*Polend
September 19th, 2007
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lmao
September 19th, 2007
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*Carry
September 19th, 2007
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stapler
September 19th, 2007
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*Business end of a pole
September 18th, 2007
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lol lets 5 father mckenzie lol
September 18th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaiWCS10C5s&mode=related&search=\ Kerpwned
September 19th, 2007
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Proof. goddamn. Not Dane Cook.
September 19th, 2007
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I see what Father-McKenzie did there >.>
September 19th, 2007
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Only Dane Cook would say "bro"
September 18th, 2007
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gfcgc ghtx
September 18th, 2007
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thats not dane cook
September 18th, 2007
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I wish the police really would do the world a favor and tazer this man.
September 19th, 2007
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and raid Mind of Mencia...
September 19th, 2007
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im going to make 500 alt accounts to upvote this reply. Mind of mencia is such crap.
September 18th, 2007
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This isnt dane cook, retard.
September 18th, 2007
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HAHAHA what a little bitch...just like all of the lefty fanatics....typical little bitch.
September 18th, 2007
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I nearly lol'd - woulda 5*d if I luldd sorree
September 18th, 2007
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-2 for getting my hopes up.
September 18th, 2007
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The premise of "That guy sounded a little like Dane Cook" isn't that strong, but the inevitable slew of oblivious people saying "That's not Dane Cook!" more than made up for that.
September 18th, 2007
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The voice is similar for sure. I think it's f*cked up that he got tasered for asking questions.
September 18th, 2007
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Yeah, not Dane Cook at all. Not funny either.
September 18th, 2007
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long and boring.
September 19th, 2007
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god I hate Dannie Cookies
September 19th, 2007
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I hate Dannie Cookies when he gets political
September 20th, 2007
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Especially when it's not him
September 19th, 2007
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lolz dont taze me man. Anyway does kind of show you though that if you bring up crap about the secret socities you either get your *ss arrested or they make you look like a crazy person.
September 19th, 2007
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All it is is a college fraternity. The "secrets" are stupid handshakes and secret words and gay crap like that. Thats all it is. The only reason S&B doesn't have greek letters is that at the time it was formed there was a huge backlash to hazing that was going on in greek college societies. S&B gets alot of attention because there only at one college and have had lots of successful members.
September 22nd, 2007
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Don't phaze me, bro!
September 19th, 2007
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DONT TASE ME BRO
September 19th, 2007
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What the f*ck, lol
September 19th, 2007
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wow i saw the actual video yesterday and was amazed at how stupid american police are, that guy should sue the police no questions asked, btw that is not dane cook
September 19th, 2007
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in soviet america, if people annoy you, you silence them, instead of arguing.
September 19th, 2007
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Man the Zionist puppet masters just don't like people going around asking questions about skull & bones, i thought everybody knew that.
September 19th, 2007
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The fact that every one knows something about some "secret" society means that secret society failed hard at being secret
September 19th, 2007
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I WISH it were Dane Cook...
September 19th, 2007
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LOL at this comment ^^^ Don't tase me, bro.
September 19th, 2007
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F*ck Dane Cook. That's a cool shirt though.
September 19th, 2007
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how is this dane cook at all? You lose at life.
September 19th, 2007
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exactly what i thought
September 19th, 2007
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Don't taze me bro!
September 19th, 2007
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ONLY THE EVIL CARREY COULD CARRY OUT SUCH A PLAN
September 19th, 2007
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duty called and jon cerri ruport'd
September 19th, 2007
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I think the fact that it's not Dane Cook is entirely the poin--OWW! OWWW! DON'T TAZE ME BRO
September 19th, 2007
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Any violence towards this unfunny "comedian" deserves a 5 for sure
September 19th, 2007
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Does sound very much like him, and it's funny to hear anyone say "Don't taze me, bro" right before getting tazered.
September 19th, 2007
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when i saw this video yesterday, i had just got done listening to a dane cook bit on my siruis radio. i started watching the video and i was like wtf its dane cook. excellent site!
September 19th, 2007
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French bread pizza! *BIZZZST*
September 19th, 2007
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Not really dane cook, they have a youtube video of the real kid getting shocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqAVvlyVbag
September 19th, 2007
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That moron that was speaking has no f*cking clue how our Government works. 5 bucks says he failed Government I and II.
September 19th, 2007
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^ Internet Law Major
September 19th, 2007
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Dane Cook deserves to be tazerred. That kid is a hyperventilating dork... but I hope he sues the asses off those gestapo.
September 19th, 2007
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dane cook got applaus?
September 19th, 2007
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lmao
September 19th, 2007
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IT WAS JON CARRIE'S FAULT LOL! FASCITS PIGS LOL!!1
September 19th, 2007
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LUL AND BONES
September 19th, 2007
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Here at the University of Florida, our number #1 priority is remembering Polend. Carey Jon failed to accomplish this, so this martyr for remembering Poland tried to take a stand, but UFPD is full of fanatical Polend forgetters.
September 19th, 2007
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Help Me !! im dane cook. My jokes (if you can call them that) Suck Help me!!!
September 19th, 2007
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wow that's uncanny
September 19th, 2007
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what's funny as hell is when i seen this on liveleak, all i could think was how much he sounded like dane cook... this made my day
September 19th, 2007
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September 19th, 2007
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September 19th, 2007
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Also, it's The University of Florida, not Florida University as the title says. If we were Florida University, our initials would be FU instead of UF, which would be quite rude.
September 19th, 2007
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yah what the initials should be is GAYESTSCHOOLEVER because thats what it is.
September 19th, 2007
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Bitter about something, are we?
September 19th, 2007
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lol is there a video of this? tell me. i want to see dane cook get is un-funny *ss kicked
September 19th, 2007
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ifclintoncanbeimpeachedforablowjobletsimpeachbush.
September 19th, 2007
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That wasnt dane cook...
September 19th, 2007
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Don't Tazer Me, Bro!
September 19th, 2007
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so simple, so funny
September 19th, 2007
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September 19th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqAVvlyVbag&eurl= not him.
September 19th, 2007
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That guy was a f*cking dumb sh*t that just wanted attention.
September 19th, 2007
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What was that last movie he made? Oh yeah. F*CK CHUCK.
September 19th, 2007
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4 stars because i think dane cook deserves it and hes a little sissy boy. wouldv been 5 if i didnt hate bush
September 19th, 2007
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LOL @ applause when they start taking him away
September 19th, 2007
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I guess it sounds like him
September 19th, 2007
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That sounds nothing like Dane Cook. And Dane Cook is anti-George Bush, so why would he argue agains't John Kerry's politics?
September 19th, 2007
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Kerry and Bush are cousins. The 2004 election was going one way. Ron Paul is the only right choice in '08. Unless of course Bush cancels the election, which he CAN...
September 19th, 2007
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Ron Paul is the Democrat's Republican.
September 19th, 2007
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That's the police state we will be living in.
September 19th, 2007
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Yah when dane cook cant even ask jon cierre a simple question about forgetting polend thats when you know the n*gg*rs are running the country. damn neo n*gg*r nazis. Also hey guys hey look at me look at me hey im pretty sure that wasn't dane cook. also c*cks.
September 19th, 2007
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Don't tase me, bro!
September 19th, 2007
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Don't insult a Democrat... scratch a liberal you'll find a tyrant.
September 19th, 2007
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Sounds like Dane Cook, but it's not Original Video below http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/38191/
September 19th, 2007
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3 for nobody getting the joke....
September 19th, 2007
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It's not Dane Cook...and this ytmnd is retarted
September 19th, 2007
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sounds photoshoped
September 19th, 2007
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Dane Cook is F____ing tool, but that wasn't him being tasered... sadly....
September 19th, 2007
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Uh he missed out on a little law called Disturbing the Peace.... And disturbing people's intelligence
September 19th, 2007
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don't tase me bro
September 19th, 2007
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that guy was an idiot. He could have asked real questions like "why is conflict resolution in Israel/Palestine such a low priority for US foreign policy initiatives if the 9/11 terrorist attacks were perpetrated for that exact greivance?" but he had to be a moron and just spew sh*t that god him removed.
September 19th, 2007
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This was taken out of context; there's a rumor going around that every time you tazor Dane Cook you find your true love.
September 19th, 2007
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lol thats funny and should be recognize as such
September 20th, 2007
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<3 u
September 19th, 2007
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TASER is partnering with the company that makes Roombas, to make TASER Robots. http://taser.com/products/law/Pages/taserirobot.aspx
September 19th, 2007
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1 star for not making fun of his wusslike behavior. If I ever protest and get tased, I hope I have the presense of mind to not scream like a little bitch.
September 19th, 2007
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I plead the 1st!
September 19th, 2007
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I'm ya Huckleberry.
September 19th, 2007
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what the hell is he going on about
September 19th, 2007
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Yeah it really does sound a lot like him.
September 19th, 2007
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I am is the first person singular present tense form of the main copular verb in English (to be)
September 19th, 2007
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The cops were overzealous in the way they handled this guy...but he was being a douche bag. I mean, it was a public forum, there isn't time for every douche bag with an opinion to spend 10 years prefacing their question...or nobody would get a chance to ask anything. So I don't feel too bad that he got tased. Nice job pointing out the Dane Cook similarity; I would pay to see him get tased.
September 19th, 2007
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I got tazered once. Well more like twice. Kinda. The first zap and I just stood there and stared at the undercover cop at my backdoor, like WTF? The second zap I complied and laid down. On the hour drive to the jail the cops complimented me on taking that first taze like it was nothing. Then I told them then second one was nothing, I just decided to comply. "Yeah right!" said the piss that had ran down my leg.
September 19th, 2007
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wow when stupid meet ugly...thats you
September 19th, 2007
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this is not Dane Cook, the guy's name is Andrew Meyer.
September 19th, 2007
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somebody splice some audio of Dane Cook doing a comedy act, then mix in the audio of the dude getting tazed and you get a 5
September 19th, 2007
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idiots...it's not Dane Cook, it's a student at the university...ALSO it was on the daily show, and it's clearly not him. You all suck at life...eat sh*t and die.
September 19th, 2007
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Right when i watched the video i was like that sounds jst like dane cook. im glad im not the only one.
September 19th, 2007
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I wish I could belive it was Dane Cook, but I also want to belive in Aliens... No luck so far...
September 19th, 2007
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HEYYY THATS NOT DANE COOK WHAT R U TALKN ABOUT IM NEW TO YTMND AND AM NOT VERY FAMILIAR WITH JOKES OR CURRENT EVENTS LEAVING ME UTTERLY CONFUSED AND NOT LIABLE TO COMMENT. A-thank you.
September 19th, 2007
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The world needs less tazering and more class DD boobies!!!
September 19th, 2007
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lol at the idiots that are calling people idiots for being idiots when they are the idiots. by the way i found this bit hilarious, definitely one of his best bits, i cant believe the people who cut the mic didnt enjoy it.
September 19th, 2007
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It's not Dane Cook... Just sounds like him nubcake.
September 19th, 2007
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You people are just stupid. Your right to freedom of speech just got taken away and you don't even give a sh*t. John Kerry was still answering the questions. Yes he was annoying. But it doesn't matter. Your the bigger moron.
September 19th, 2007
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I really love all the "It's not Dane Cook U IDIOYT" comments!
September 19th, 2007
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Oh I getz it cuz he lyke soundz lyke teh DANEZ COOKZ!!!!!
September 19th, 2007
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mildly retarded attempt at humor
September 19th, 2007
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ytmnd users needs reality checks
September 19th, 2007
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September 19th, 2007
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f*ck you
September 19th, 2007
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What's funny is that it is a democrat that silenced another democrat hippy. America can be so crazy sometimes.
September 19th, 2007
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What the hell was Alba thinking? Desperate hootchie.
September 20th, 2007
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Look at me, I reposted the national news!
September 20th, 2007
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who the f*ck is dane cook and john kerry? where the f*ck do you people live?
September 20th, 2007
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Cook's performance went on for longer than the management had asked him, so the club's manager and headliner (Peter Kelamis) cut off his microphone and tried to "play him off" with music. Cook thought it was simply a mistake and continued his set, but they later cut his mic and blared the exit music again. Cook then dropped the mic and walked off-stage, furious. And then he was tasered.
September 20th, 2007
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September 20th, 2007
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i will always know peter kelamis as the "patty melt guy"
September 22nd, 2007
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patty melt
September 20th, 2007
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Dane Cook tasered himself in the testes
September 20th, 2007
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This is obviously the Daneiest Cook in the history of Danish Cooks.
September 20th, 2007
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I love how Jon Carrie keeps on talking during the whole thing.
September 20th, 2007
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This is a public outrage. How the F*CK could they arrest that man? He is all that is funny in this world. Oh god, whyyyy. WHYYYY?! Aghhhhh! If he gets locked up, I'll have to go back to only watching movies with the van wilder guy.
September 20th, 2007
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that wasn't dane cook speaking btw.
September 21st, 2007
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O RLY?
September 20th, 2007
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TL;DL
September 20th, 2007
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Help, help I'm being repressed!
September 20th, 2007
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i dont get it,
September 20th, 2007
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:(
September 20th, 2007
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best dane cook bit evar. it is totally him douches. Also, go cubs.
September 20th, 2007
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its really Dane Cook in the video. just look again, and you can see the flap where the face mask doesn't connect to his body!
September 20th, 2007
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THANK YOU FOR CUTTING MY MIC