DTMB Kombat
Created on: September 21st, 2007
DTMB Kombat
If you press escape right when the guy says Toastie!, you get laid. True story.

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Inbound links:

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20 http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/27248/70ff4900/don_t_tase_me_bro_.html
18 http://suicidegirls.com/groups/All+Your+Base+Are+Belong+To+Us/topics/282077/page3/
16 https://www.google.com/
15 http://www.loserpower.com/2007/09/25/dont-tase-me-bro/
9 http://www.northwestfirearms.com/general-firearm-discussion/49-show-your-guns-15.html
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?DON'T TASE ME, BRO! by frenchbreadpizza
User: frenchbreadpizza

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September 21st, 2007
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LOL! awsome
September 21st, 2007
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LOL! awsom
September 21st, 2007
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"If you press escape right when the guy says Toastie!, you get laid. True story." http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6297/toastypc1.jpg
September 22nd, 2007
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Awsomo was here
September 22nd, 2007
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What is really awesome is the Boon Tobias TOASTY!!!
September 22nd, 2007
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WHOOP DEEEE!
September 23rd, 2007
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
September 23rd, 2007
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
September 23rd, 2007
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
September 23rd, 2007
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where's my laid? <.<
September 29th, 2007
(0)
LOL wut
September 21st, 2007
(0)
win
September 22nd, 2007
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When we went in, there were three police officers, Blaky, Whitiee and Gurl, that's not a grand tase-olition. We can don't do it better.
September 21st, 2007
(0)
YESSSSS
September 21st, 2007
(1)
All that's missing is changing Sub-Zero's name to this guy's, but this is amazing.
September 21st, 2007
(3)
also lol, alts
September 21st, 2007
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...
September 21st, 2007
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Well, I see you've changed it, but...I meant his actual name...although I forget what it is...Mike something?
September 24th, 2007
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superb (except alts lolol)
September 21st, 2007
(0)
One of the beste DTMB sites imho. 5 points
September 21st, 2007
(1)
the MK version of any fad is usually the best.
September 21st, 2007
(-1)
hell da fug jeeh
September 21st, 2007
(0)
lolz
September 21st, 2007
(0)
September 21st, 2007
(0)
MK = insta 5
September 21st, 2007
(0)
OHH LAWD
September 21st, 2007
(2)
Dont down vote me bro!
September 21st, 2007
(-1)
http://evilashgettinhead.ytmnd.com/
September 21st, 2007
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Yeah that's terrible.
September 21st, 2007
(3)
this fad is out of controlllllll
September 21st, 2007
(3)
Or is it in control but everything else is out of control?
September 21st, 2007
(0)
The only way this could be better is if I wasn't getting f*cking tired of Tasing.
September 21st, 2007
(2)
I knew this ytmnd would be win when I read the title.
September 21st, 2007
(2)
The Dane Cook "Toasty" sent this over the edge.
September 21st, 2007
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ytmnd is dying, most memories here
September 21st, 2007
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may all your sites be 5'd and sponsored, you glorious son of a bitch.
September 21st, 2007
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not funny
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Best DTMB EVAR!!
September 21st, 2007
(0)
5'd for dane cook
September 21st, 2007
(0)
HAHAHAHAHHA
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Toastie!
September 21st, 2007
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FLAWLESS VICTORY
September 21st, 2007
(0)
OW OW OW OW OW OW
September 21st, 2007
(0)
He name is Andrew Meyer (www.theandrewmeyer.com) so you can undate it in the Powre Bar instead of TTG... Also its wonder to see as he was going to make fun of Kerry on his website, but its him that being posted all over the net!
September 21st, 2007
(0)
WIN
September 21st, 2007
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i giggled
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Yep, Stryker'll get you the fav
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Yep, Stryker'll get you the fav
September 21st, 2007
(0)
AWFGAWGAWGwsehgbsdhgb
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Hahahahaha
September 21st, 2007
(0)
If I were in charge I'd delete every DTMB site except this one.
September 21st, 2007
(0)
its been 5 minutes and i still cant stop laughing
September 21st, 2007
(0)
Stryker was the lamest freaking character in MK history.
September 21st, 2007
(0)
:D
September 22nd, 2007
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HA!
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
pffffffffffffft lol
September 22nd, 2007
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! F I N I S H ! H I M ! ... Great!
September 22nd, 2007
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5'd for whoopsie
September 22nd, 2007
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i havent lold that hard over a ytmnd in a long time xD
September 22nd, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
September 22nd, 2007
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Change his name, and see if you can make a TASALITY or something look convincing.
September 22nd, 2007
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I don't think I'll change GGT for Andrew Meyer yet, it really wouldn't add anything funny, and he's usually refered to as "that dude", "that guy" or "Dane Cook" in most YTMNDs anyway. Now I just added the TASALITY thing. Yeah the voice sucks, but believe me that was some crazy editing just to make it sound more or less like it. Anyway, thanks for the suggestion.
September 22nd, 2007
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i love this fad
September 22nd, 2007
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FLAWLESS VICTORY, except for 1 thing u4g0t polend
September 22nd, 2007
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I was praying it'd be Stryker.
September 22nd, 2007
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Stryker was the most useless Mortal Kombat character ever.
September 22nd, 2007
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embarrassingly bad
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
Incredible.
September 22nd, 2007
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This fad's already getting old, but this was necessary
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
Lol.
September 22nd, 2007
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You should be ashamed of yourself for making fun of this guy. He was trying to stand up for your rights and got brutality.
September 22nd, 2007
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Lol why do people say its bad when it's obviously good, jealous much? I mean look at the votes. the public speaks for itself, sorry you dont got enough downvoters on your side.
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
worst sync ever?
September 22nd, 2007
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Which browser are you using? Actually I thought that was my only YTMND that syncs decently in both Firefox and IE.
September 22nd, 2007
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awesomeness
September 22nd, 2007
(1)
I like how his name is "Guy getting tased"
September 22nd, 2007
(1)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
September 22nd, 2007
(1)
September 22nd, 2007
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1'd for video game fanboy sh*t...
September 22nd, 2007
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amazing
September 22nd, 2007
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BTW I'm Dane Cook.
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
HAHAHAA
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
LOL!
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
Fav'd for Stryker
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
STOOPS.
September 22nd, 2007
(0)
Oh man, you added Tasality. Favorited now.
September 22nd, 2007
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Haha, Stryker! Man, i totally forgot about that character.
September 22nd, 2007
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lmao
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
I'd give this more than 5 if i could!
September 23rd, 2007
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The "Whop-eee" makes it!
September 23rd, 2007
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Haha! F*cking awesome
September 23rd, 2007
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The Toasty at the end made it a 5, especially with Dane Cook's head.
September 23rd, 2007
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M-M-MEGA WIN
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
Too bad they took those unique fatalities out of MK Armageddon or you could have used it.
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
DTMB FTW ahahah.
September 23rd, 2007
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I laughed. I feel bad.
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
The life bars are switched lol.
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
toastie!
September 23rd, 2007
(0)
5 for Tasality
September 24th, 2007
(0)
Most five-worthy site I've seen in a while.
September 24th, 2007
(0)
hahaha saw this one coming
September 24th, 2007
(0)
Kudo's for stryker
September 24th, 2007
(0)
"woopsy" guy makes this
September 24th, 2007
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Pole-and.
September 25th, 2007
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Pure genius. The guy being tasered is named Andrew Meyer by the way. Something to consider for future updates. :)
September 25th, 2007
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Once in a long while a truly great fad site is made. Behold, the blue moon of ytmnd's.
September 25th, 2007
(0)
Eh, I saw it coming.
September 25th, 2007
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+5 for MK, -1 for the obvious (stryker ALWAYS wins, duh) and +109983132746278 for DTMB
September 25th, 2007
(0)
OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 25th, 2007
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amazing
September 26th, 2007
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what happens if Dr. L337 presses escape right when the guy says Toastie!?
September 26th, 2007
(0)
lol
September 26th, 2007
(0)
This is the kind of humor Midway would put into an MK. 5 stars of approval.
September 26th, 2007
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Anything old school mortal combat is amazing! FINISH HIM!
September 26th, 2007
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great idea
September 27th, 2007
(0)
Whoopseee!
September 27th, 2007
(0)
Best DTMB.
September 29th, 2007
(0)
OK this is the only decent site to come from this fad.
October 1st, 2007
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I think when you're getting tazed, you can't say "ow" cos your muscles are all contracted and stuff. hahahahahahahahaha
January 15th, 2008
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this is why you should never forget poland
March 3rd, 2008
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Now that's just toasty.
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Well done Sir/Madam