Aunt May's advice
Created on: October 21st, 2007
Aunt May's advice
Aunt May knows whats up. Comic book super heros like Spiderman needs protection.

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.39) 799 68 148

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
1 1 0 0 30,484

Inbound links:

views url
9 http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=ytmnd+aunt+may
8 http://www.facebook.com/
7 https://www.facebook.com/
4 http://pocketacespaintball.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8
4 http://yandex.ru/yandsearch?text=Back+to+YTMND&lr=213

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
October 21st, 2007
(1)
lol
October 21st, 2007
(4)
This is a YTMND above and beyond. I laughed for probably a full minute.
October 21st, 2007
(22)
does he shoot web out of his penis too????
October 22nd, 2007
(28)
that's not web, little billy
October 22nd, 2007
(-6)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-6)
Can he swing from a web?
October 22nd, 2007
(11)
gee whiz mr. dmaz, if its not web, then what in the world could it be?
October 22nd, 2007
(-2)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLMgJ_SvYY
October 22nd, 2007
(-29)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-29)
You fail, please try again.
October 22nd, 2007
(9)
Well you see billy, when a Mary Jane and a Spiderman make love, they lie next to each other, very close, kissing and hugging. The Spiderman's penis gets very hard and he puts it into the Mary Jane's vagina. This feels very nice to both of them, and it is a special way to show each other how much they love each other. A liquid called semen comes out of the Spiderman's penis into the Mary Jane's vagina. If the time is right, the Mary Jane we get pregnant.
October 22nd, 2007
(5)
*will, lol
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
I bet he's going to shot a lot of web real soon.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
^bliss, you fail, please leave
October 21st, 2007
(-5)
[ comment (and 3 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-5)
In b4 "how do I shot web" comment.
October 21st, 2007
(3)
Ultra Ribbed for her pleasure. F*ck her pleasure I want this sh*t to be over in about 20 minutes.
October 22nd, 2007
(3)
Why 20 minutes when you can be all you can be in 20 seconds?
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
a lot of quick witted people at ytmnd
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Hey man, the game's on. I gotta wrap that sh*t up in 5 seconds flat.
October 21st, 2007
(9)
Aunt May just wants Petey not to make the same mistakes his uncle did
October 22nd, 2007
(8)
Aunt May gets her *ss grabbed in those quick few frames at the end.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
That, she does...
October 21st, 2007
(4)
I think Trojan might buy this as a commercial because it's very PG humor, but it's too soft for my tastes. I think CreepPipe's commercial is one for ytmnd.
October 21st, 2007
(1)
The first television advertisement was broadcast in the United States at 14:29 on July 1, 1941, when the Bulova Watch Company paid $9 to New York City NBC affiliate WNBT (now WNBC) for a 20-second spot aired before a baseball game between the Brooklyn Dodgers and Philadelphia Phillies. It simply displayed a Bulova watch over a map of the U.S., with a voiceover of the company's slogan "America runs on Bulova time!"
October 21st, 2007
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
I take that as a compliment. But I will admit a lot of the things I process in my mind are too "real" for YTMND. It's easy for someone to feel out of place here after certain things in your life happen and to an extent I do and I don't. You got to think back to before you were laid for the first time and how in your mind you never wanted it to end but once you did have sex you wanted it to end because you just couldn't do sh*t. Also on a real world level date chicks with mental issues.
October 21st, 2007
(2)
...and you lost me.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
That's retarded. There's no such thing as too many whipits, lol.
October 21st, 2007
(-1)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-1)
Oh chronster you sycan alt you.
October 21st, 2007
(-1)
Win.
October 21st, 2007
(-1)
so-so
(1)
lol this is the first ytmnd that has made me laugh in sometime.
October 21st, 2007
(0)
*chord*
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
♪
October 21st, 2007
(6)
The ass-grab by Peter at the end makes this.
October 21st, 2007
(2)
awkward........
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
haha
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
That's awesome.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
Awesome. Your sites no doubt blew away the rest this week. Keep it up!
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
lolol its the ring that uncle ben gave her lolol
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
[ comment (and 4 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
Stolen joke for much lols http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLMgJ_SvYY
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
I really liked this site, it was funny and entertaining, but it doesn't really make me laugh out loud.
October 22nd, 2007
(-1)
Okay.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Amusing YTMND. Mary Jane though, is annoying.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Would have been worth at least a 4 if it was Rough Riders™ brand.
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
My Spidey-sense is tingling!
October 22nd, 2007
(-1)
Best. Advice. Ever.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
well met
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
LOL nice!
October 22nd, 2007
(-7)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-7)
how do I shot web
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
ribbed for her pleasure?
October 22nd, 2007
(4)
you mean "webbed" for her pleasure
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Nice. Just nice...
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
lmao
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
This would be higher, but most YTMNDers don't recognize the little square thing Aunt May gives Peter.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
so they're all virgins or they forgo contraceptives?
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Lawlz.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
why does he need a condom? he already has aids and is infertile.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
nice
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
I actually did see this somewhere before.
October 22nd, 2007
(-7)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-7)
product placement ytmnds are and always will be retarded and useless
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Very well done sir. the *ss grab is the Best!
(2)
She's a g-milf
October 22nd, 2007
(7)
gross dude
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
Normally the humour in this would be a 4 from me, but you get the full 5 for some damn good image editing (though that image took YEARS to load).
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
you think you're clever?
October 22nd, 2007
(-1)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 22nd, 2007
(-2)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-2)
Boring, unfunny, and predictable. Why is this sh*t top rated?
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
Unfortunately his webbing shoots out, breaks the condom halfway through, and she gets his AIDS.
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
super* AIDS
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Just one teaspoon of Super AIDS in your butt and you'll be dead in a week.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
This is really pretty sh*t.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
it is because spider parker has the aids. danson for featured supermod 08
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
rofl times 17
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Sexy
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
it wasnt a magnum. real super heroes need magnums.
October 22nd, 2007
(14)
Yeah but Tobey Maguire doesn't. Last time he had anything bigger than 4 inches between his legs it was Seabiscuit.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
and you know this... how?
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
Tobey Maguire IS basically a penis. How many penises do you know that have a penis-like growth protruding from them?
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
fair enough
October 22nd, 2007
(-1)
=/
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Would be better if the joke hadn't been done before (Black20, great site)
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
5d for *ss grabbing it made me laugh!
October 22nd, 2007
(-4)
[ comment (and 2 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
No sir, I don't like it.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
incest
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
that movie sucked ass
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Wow. That's a really powerful slogan at the end. You should sell it.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
This beats the living hell out of their sh*tty current "Evolve" campaign.
(0)
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT HUMANS DID NOT EVOLVE FROM PIGS. THEY EVOLVED FROM APES. PIGS ARE LOWER ON THE EVOLUTION CHAIN. DAMMIT!
October 22nd, 2007
(-3)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-3)
('_')
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
lmao
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
That left me speechless.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Niiiice.
October 22nd, 2007
(-2)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
I thought Max deleted you
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Did he just cop a feel off Aunt May's ass?
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Yeah i caught that too, it was right before it cut to the Trojan screen.
October 22nd, 2007
(-1)
this was stolen
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
lmao, this was better than the actual movie
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Perfect edit/situation makes this one great
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Me like chronster.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Does he sqeeze her *ss in the end?
(0)
LOL.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
He's gonna need another one.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
Old joke. Sorry bro, seen it on the web too many times. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijLMgJ_SvYY watch the first couple of seconds. I'll give this the benefit of the doubt though, could just be a coincidence.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Too bad he doesn't have a Penis to put it on.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
This makes me want to see the movie now.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
FAVORITES!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
awesome. but why did she hand him a magnet? Ah shucks, no one is going to get that reference.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
I'll give you 3 stars because you probably didn't know it's been done.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
idk, pretty bland. Should have been some ridiculous sex toy.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
That would have been fun
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Spiderman certainly enjoys shooting sticky substances.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
[ comment (and 4 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
NARV's guide to top 10: 1) rip scene from DVD. 2) Replace an object/person with something arbitrary while leaving audio to fill in the joke. 3) ??? 4) PROFIT!
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Absolutely riotous
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
I FELT THE SEXUAL TENSION FROM HERE
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
lawl
October 23rd, 2007
(-1)
this is better than the actual movie
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
lol
October 24th, 2007
(0)
It came slowly at first, but then it just wouldn't stop. The laughing. Five stars for you sir.
October 24th, 2007
(0)
lol, nice
October 24th, 2007
(0)
This needs to be on television.
October 24th, 2007
(0)
whatever
October 25th, 2007
(0)
chronster cuality!
October 26th, 2007
(0)
holy sh*t nice twist in the end lololol
October 27th, 2007
(0)
good advice!
October 27th, 2007
(0)
Spiderman really was a loser in that film.
October 29th, 2007
(0)
This is win.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
How do i shot web
January 9th, 2008
(0)
EPIC. I've never LOL'd harder at a site. You win, good day sir.