I'm GONNA Have A Baby
Created on: October 22nd, 2007
I'm GONNA Have A Baby
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October 22nd, 2007
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lol
October 22nd, 2007
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also PTKFGS
October 25th, 2007
(1)
Wow... ...What a f*cking whore.
October 25th, 2007
(3)
YOU AIN'T MA BABY'S DADDY
October 25th, 2007
(3)
She has /3/ more pacifiers! THIS IS MADNESS!
October 25th, 2007
(0)
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October 26th, 2007
(1)
actually, it's "MY baby"
October 26th, 2007
(1)
fffouuurrressstttttt
October 26th, 2007
(0)
This is blasphemy!
October 26th, 2007
(0)
If my baby get cold and needs a blanket I have one. YOU DUMB BITCH! Your not a ''playa'' you hoe!
October 26th, 2007
(1)
Why would you have to "drop out of school" to get on Girls Gone Wild? Is it really that time consuming of a pursuit?
October 26th, 2007
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You fail, please try again.
October 26th, 2007
(2)
this is why we need to police china and make them stop producing toxic toys
October 26th, 2007
(0)
her life dream is to drop out of school and be on girls gone wild and to have her babeh
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
MORE!
October 22nd, 2007
(6)
Retarded teenagers FTW.
October 22nd, 2007
(3)
i wish this was real
October 22nd, 2007
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1'd because she's called victoria
October 22nd, 2007
(4)
It's ok, because I have three more!
October 26th, 2007
(0)
best part
October 22nd, 2007
(15)
why do they all sound like they're black?
October 22nd, 2007
(32)
n*gg*rs dont have to be black
October 25th, 2007
(6)
GordonGek, I've been sayin that for years
October 26th, 2007
(5)
She's a lonely wigger seeking compassion from older men to have 3 babies
October 26th, 2007
(5)
wigger simply being an understandable term for the simple minded, black does not make one a n*gg*r, their character does... attitude, speach, appearance, half or more of one's body weight worn in gold, trashed piece of sh*t car - or a new SUV with spinners (geesus those are the retards of life)...
October 26th, 2007
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October 22nd, 2007
(0)
leC*CK
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
IGHAB.com
October 22nd, 2007
(35)
i like how the music they use sounds like its from a documentary on lions
October 26th, 2007
(0)
This comment made me laugh harder than this YTMND.
October 28th, 2007
(0)
ROFL
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
now that's an example of good parenting
October 22nd, 2007
(8)
MAH MAMA TINKS IMMA NOT HAV DAT BABI.
October 22nd, 2007
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f*cking rednecks.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
It's all an act. This is till hilarious though...
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
Any given episode of maury has this exact same scene. without the crowd "OHHHS" and the flamboyant gestures accompanying it, I don't quite find it as funny
October 22nd, 2007
(5)
God, I want to punch that little slut right in the mouth.
October 25th, 2007
(2)
Can I join in on that fun?
October 25th, 2007
(3)
Head-butt to the ovaries.
October 26th, 2007
(5)
i think you guys mean FALCON PUNCH
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Show me your moves!
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Or screw her and blast her in the face.
October 22nd, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
Sounds like shes reading from something...
October 22nd, 2007
(15)
I doubt that she can read
October 22nd, 2007
(19)
-5 because I already had sex with this girl. Old news.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
um
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
MYBABY x 10^5
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
And in about a year she can be on "Who's the father?" or whatever the f*ck its called.
October 22nd, 2007
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so she's going to sell the baby if she cant afford brand names to dress it up in? you stay classy kentucky!
October 23rd, 2007
(6)
every maury episode ever
October 24th, 2007
(17)
whatever whatever, i do what i want...i run with 10 gangs and we only commit hate crimes....whatever whatever...i ran for congress and won, then had sex with an intern, killed her and hid the body...whatever i'll do what i want
October 25th, 2007
(13)
...and Western Civilization dies just a little bit more.
October 25th, 2007
(5)
Maury and Jerry's production teams need to have a reality show contest.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
rawr.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
because she´s got it like that
October 25th, 2007
(0)
These are all so fake. Nobody would willingly claim to be spoiled and stupid.
October 26th, 2007
(1)
IDK, my BFF Jill?
October 25th, 2007
(0)
I guess she's gonna still it.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
lol
October 25th, 2007
(0)
scripted
October 25th, 2007
(0)
lpoololololol
October 25th, 2007
(0)
holy sh*t, classic.
October 25th, 2007
(14)
Only 3 guys? Sluts of her generation are getting lazy.
October 25th, 2007
(5)
ima punch that girl in the f*ckin overies
October 25th, 2007
(2)
haha...i hope she dies
October 25th, 2007
(2)
She already had 3 pacifyers? Must have been the guys.
October 25th, 2007
(3)
This is exploitative, sensationalized, and wrong. Five stars.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
I know it's faked and all, but why would any sane man want to have sex with a girl like that?!
October 25th, 2007
(6)
Some guys will have sex with anyone with a vagina.
October 26th, 2007
(1)
I mean look at Inkdrinker. You can bet he got buttered in the oven a few times.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
This isn't exploitative, sensationalized, or wrong. And, most importantly, it is completely lacking in creativity.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
Killjoy ;(
October 25th, 2007
(0)
It's only fair.
October 26th, 2007
(2)
Christ, Korf. Sometimes I really like the way you vote, but come on.... Sometimes just making people laugh is enough. Things like this are funny in and of themselves, and the humour is in sharing them, not having an aesthetic breakthrough the likes of which the internet has never seen.
October 25th, 2007
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Oh lawd! I saw the video for this a while back.
October 25th, 2007
(2)
IF MY BABY LOSES A PACIFIER I HAVE 3 MORE
October 25th, 2007
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I think I saw this on youtube once. someone should add a gunshot and tragedy music for more laughs
October 25th, 2007
(4)
and when the kid is 5 the teacher will look at it in it's eyes and tell them the story of 'my mommy makes money on her back in a alley behind the burger king.' the turn to the kids and say 'that's the reason your mommy has the free clinic on speed dial'
October 25th, 2007
(5)
I'm gonna ma ma ma ma baby and get her clothes with ma ma ma... ma ma ma. Baby.
October 25th, 2007
(15)
Seriously, she just made me hate the letter M so much right now.
October 26th, 2007
(3)
Me too. Wait.. NOOOOOO!!!!!!
October 25th, 2007
(2)
Hurray for 15 year old trailer trash.
October 25th, 2007
(1)
I now know that when my baby is born, she'll be rocking Dolce And Gabbana.
October 25th, 2007
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Actually, almost all teenage pregnancies are unplanned and most teen mothers are 18-19. The media likes to make it seem teen pregnancies are planned and make it look like most teen mothers are these young teens, but the evidence shows the contrary
October 25th, 2007
(0)
my dream girl f*g 1111!!!
October 25th, 2007
(3)
I was going to give this YTMND not 1, not 2 but 3 stars. Why 5 then? Cause I got it like that.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
She looks like she's related to L. Ron Hubbard.
October 25th, 2007
(2)
10$ says that week two into pregnancy she gets an abortion cause she can't deal with morning sickness.
October 26th, 2007
(4)
her mom will hire a skinhead to kick her in the stomache
October 26th, 2007
(7)
I wonder if He'll yell "This is Spartaaaaaa" when he does it?
October 26th, 2007
(1)
Please someone make that into a YTMND.
October 25th, 2007
(0)
lollercaust
October 25th, 2007
(1)
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
October 25th, 2007
(0)
LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc
October 25th, 2007
(0)
Slow-motion version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwR7hEi5RGA
October 25th, 2007
(1)
I don't care, I do what I want
October 25th, 2007
(0)
gimme gimme shock treatment
October 26th, 2007
(0)
eh, she'll mistakenly think that her baybay goes to sleep much more quickly when it's face-first into the crib pillow. I'll give her 2 weeks until she kills the kid.
October 26th, 2007
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god i hate americans lol
October 26th, 2007
(5)
Don't make him explain himself since he'll only get confused or google for it.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2007
(-3)
I can help her with that
October 26th, 2007
(1)
i guess im gonna sell it
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Kings of leon reference? Eh, wishful thinking.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
she can have my baby any day.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
My dream is to drop out of school to be on Girls Gone Wild and to hava baby!
October 26th, 2007
(0)
"and if my baby needs clothes, thats cool, I got tons of em." That must be a pretty big baby..
October 26th, 2007
(2)
Or a really small girl.
October 26th, 2007
(1)
I'd hit it
October 26th, 2007
(1)
Not right now you don't.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
She obviously has no idea where babies come from
October 26th, 2007
(0)
shes got it all figured out
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Thank God she's not black
October 26th, 2007
(1)
yah there too gross to have sex....
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Maury turned to the darkside a long time ago. F*cking f*ggot.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Dude that sh*t has to be scripted. "I'm gonna dress my baby in all brand names" lolololololol
October 26th, 2007
(0)
THIS IS THAT OF GREATNESS!
October 26th, 2007
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They need to do way instain 15 year old, who want her babbys and shares the blanket.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
The site should be named sadsadsadsadsad
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Epic domain grab
October 26th, 2007
(0)
God, I hate these shows.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Before I even read the thing, I knew it was the Maury show! DAMN ME AND AND MY 5 CHANNELS OF TV NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
October 26th, 2007
(0)
If MY baby needs a blanket, that's okay, because I have it! Morning sickness is gonna whoop this bitch's ass.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
lmao this is funnier than anything south park even came up with
October 26th, 2007
(0)
holy sh*t. This is scary and sad at the same time.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
My baby want me to be obnoxious!? Sh*t bitch, I got plentyz a' that.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
did she say 10,000 pounds?
October 26th, 2007
(1)
Oh man....our football team saw a rerun of this at football camp over the summer.......we were cracking the hell up. Wait.....I just thought of something....WHY THE **** WERE WE WATCHING MAURY.
October 26th, 2007
(2)
I dunno. Sounds kinda gay. :3
October 26th, 2007
(0)
The upside of her anorexia is that she'll fit in a garbage disposal.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Sure, she's hot...but it's nothin I'd pay child support for.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
That's why I only put it in her butt. She ain't havin' my babeh. Bite the pacifier, it's going in dry~
October 26th, 2007
(0)
that's right, i'm a player. but that's cool, cause i got it like that.
October 26th, 2007
(1)
I blame this on South Africa, and like, such as, the Iraq.
October 26th, 2007
(1)
If only she had a map...
October 26th, 2007
(0)
nawt two, but THUHREE different gahs.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Man, those White Girls Be Tripping.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
omg, these people are trash
October 26th, 2007
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October 26th, 2007
(0)
I wonder if she's free for this weekend? She may be 14, but she's got the experience of a 25 year old.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
...TO CHANGE A MY A MIND A
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Hell yeah, we need more smart girls like her in America. Not these dumb snatch-hiders
October 26th, 2007
(1)
And in a year she will be on "whos my babys daddy"
October 26th, 2007
(0)
I think a part of me just died.
October 26th, 2007
(0)
LOL at any girl who brags about doing guys. If you aren't repulsive-looking most guys won't turn down sex
October 27th, 2007
(1)
I think she'll change her mind when she feels like her vagina is being ripped in half while delivering that baby.
October 27th, 2007
(0)
o o can i be #4?
October 27th, 2007
(0)
let's raid this bitch
October 29th, 2007
(0)
FOR EPIC LOLZ. Jailbait always is funny. Especially when sluts call themselves "playas."
October 29th, 2007
(0)
The guys hitting that are all probably over 18 or some sh*t. MY baby.
November 11th, 2007
(0)
I blame this on bad parenting... Parents, PLEASE beat your children