Joker's Advice to All Men
Created on: October 22nd, 2007
Joker's Advice to All Men
No jokin around there.

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October 22nd, 2007
(13)
EPIC DOMAIN SNATCH
October 23rd, 2007
(6)
lol snatch
October 23rd, 2007
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You fail, please try again.
October 24th, 2007
(0)
yes
October 30th, 2007
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I pooped.
October 22nd, 2007
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lol wtf
October 22nd, 2007
(3)
Jack knows what he is talking about
October 25th, 2007
(1)
words to live by
October 22nd, 2007
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hoylshfukc
October 23rd, 2007
(27)
Never Bubb another man's woo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
October 22nd, 2007
(27)
Nice to see people still making classic YTMNDs.
October 22nd, 2007
(9)
I do what I can
October 23rd, 2007
(6)
Picture. Sound. Text. Five.
October 23rd, 2007
(3)
exactly my thoughts
October 24th, 2007
(2)
A singular focus.
October 29th, 2007
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Indeed
October 22nd, 2007
(5)
WE'RE GONNA BRING IT IN A WHOLE NEW DOOR!
October 22nd, 2007
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Gay.
October 22nd, 2007
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Homophobe!
October 22nd, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
October 22nd, 2007
(8)
The more you know
October 23rd, 2007
(2)
And knowing is half the battle!
October 24th, 2007
(0)
The other half is raping the sh*t out of everything you see.
October 22nd, 2007
(21)
You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
October 22nd, 2007
(10)
God I love you
October 22nd, 2007
(11)
....in a completely heteroseckshual, let's go fishing way, of course.
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
or in a completely heteroseckshual, lets go camping on a mountain kindof way...of course.
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
Thanks alot guys. Since you spelled "heteroseckshual" I cant even pronounce it properly :P
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
man that is so gay~
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
As true today... as the day it was written
October 22nd, 2007
(5)
Never rub another man's rhuBALLS. HYEAH HYEAH HUH HUH HUH HUH LOL.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
Also, I suck with implicit humor.
October 23rd, 2007
(3)
You don't rub but you suck. Okay.......
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
why is this not a "classic" style ytmnd?
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
I checked the "classic" box. I've never used it before tho, so i'm not sure what's supposed to happen (if anything).
October 22nd, 2007
(2)
what i meant was why did you not TITLE: NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB, DOMAIN: NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB.
October 22nd, 2007
(0)
i wonder what that check box does anyway.
October 22nd, 2007
(1)
it's cuz the criteria for a classic ytmnd is having a picture (not gif), sound and text all centered around one theme. having the exact domain isn't necessary if you don't want to. besides, how could i pass up "rub" lol X-D
October 23rd, 2007
(8)
The check box is for a future idea Max has that will never develop.
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
Your site was cool, but then I saw an ad for a reality tv show on USA. So now I'm going to go stab a random person.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Too late.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Congratulations.... I think?
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
Great wisdom!
October 23rd, 2007
(2)
you just dont do it.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
a classic ytmnd
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
prtty good
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
We've gotta get you to the church on time...
October 23rd, 2007
(3)
This is not a dime, Martini. This is a rhubarb. If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get rhubarb.
October 23rd, 2007
(2)
Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck
October 23rd, 2007
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k
October 23rd, 2007
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Picture. Sound. Text. A singular focus. Not a f*ggy short film.
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
needs more stallone
October 23rd, 2007
(2)
sh*t ive spent my whole life rubbing other mens rhubarb.
October 23rd, 2007
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You should heed the words of Confucius in reguards to this matter. "Man who fishes in other mans well catch crabs!" I have no idea what that means but surely it relates to how you handle your rod or... Something.
October 23rd, 2007
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I can't 5 you because I made the EXACT SAME SITE a while ago and had a very low rating. Jealousy.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Go with a smile.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
refreshing
October 23rd, 2007
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Good advice. gays are slimeballs.
October 23rd, 2007
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Good point.
October 23rd, 2007
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Everyone is saying how this is a gay comment like rhubarb means your dick. On the contrary, rhubarb means a girl, as in you should not hit on another guys woman. If you dont believe me, believe urban dictionary.
October 23rd, 2007
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"A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage." Failget
October 23rd, 2007
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I knew it!
October 23rd, 2007
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Never+rub+another+man's+rhubarb! The reference the joker makes is about not touching another man's woman
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
It's a great classic site, but it has been done. http://donotdoit.ytmnd.com/
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
But it wasn't a rhubarb..... it was a rhubarb... LOBSTER!! btw this has nothing to do with homosexuality, and is actually very good advice ;)
October 23rd, 2007
(1)
This ytmnd has mixed messages.
October 23rd, 2007
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You fail, please try again.
October 23rd, 2007
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YOU... ARE MY NUMBER ONE... GUYYY
October 23rd, 2007
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Excuse me: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
October 23rd, 2007
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lawl
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Classic!
October 23rd, 2007
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lol
October 23rd, 2007
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my rhubarb is five times the size of the sun
October 23rd, 2007
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Also been done, but also from that same great moment.
October 23rd, 2007
(0)
Awesome.
October 23rd, 2007
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awesome.
October 23rd, 2007
(2)
Lacks creativity.
October 24th, 2007
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But its not lacking any Rhubarb, and thats what real women need! Uraghaha!
October 23rd, 2007
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This town needs an enema!
October 23rd, 2007
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Bet he wrote that line himself.
October 24th, 2007
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You know, that's how his smile actually looks. They have to conceal it with makeup and prosthetics all the rest of the time.
October 24th, 2007
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Classic YTMND style.
October 24th, 2007
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I'm glad Joker told me about this, because I was just about to rub another man's rhubarb before I saw this site.
October 24th, 2007
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Where does he get those wonderful expressions?
October 24th, 2007
(0)
Insta-5 for Nicholson
October 24th, 2007
(0)
stolen
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If only I saw this ytmnd just a few minutes earlier...damn.
October 24th, 2007
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I was thinking about doing this YTMND years ago. Too bad i have no idea how to make one.
October 24th, 2007
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never rub another man's HORSEDICK
October 24th, 2007
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Hands down the best classic ytmnd I have seen in a long time but I would swear it's been done before. Either way have a 5
October 24th, 2007
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lolololol
October 24th, 2007
(0)
flawless
October 24th, 2007
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Simple and made me laugh. THIS is YTMND.
October 25th, 2007
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Needs bigger text.
October 25th, 2007
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gotta fav it now
October 25th, 2007
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Stupid as hell, now let the comment downvoting commence...
October 26th, 2007
(0)
Stupid as hell? Lets see how many sites you made... OH WAIT LOL
October 26th, 2007
(0)
XD
October 26th, 2007
(0)
I work for Grissom, not psychos...
October 29th, 2007
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Old school styled YTMND made of win.
January 22nd, 2008
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Jack nicolson will allways be my favorite joker
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Heath Ledger fails. Nicholson FTW.