Floooor
Created on: June 25th, 2005
Floooor
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Floor See also, choccake.ytmnd.com, dew.ytmnd.com and hathat.ytmnd.com

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June 25th, 2005
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WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
September 29th, 2011
(-1)
I know this is 6 years later, but still, come on.

The original lyric clearly was "floor" so this isn't a real Dew Army site.
July 18th, 2012
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BigX, die.
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June 27th, 2005
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GENIUS!
June 27th, 2005
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simple yet effective
July 8th, 2005
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrr
July 8th, 2005
(-1)
This sh*t dosn't belong on the front page...
July 8th, 2005
(0)
win on a stick!
July 8th, 2005
(0)
I just floorgasmed.
July 8th, 2005
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sums up death metal perfectly
July 8th, 2005
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It's funny because it's true.
July 8th, 2005
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lol awesome
July 8th, 2005
(0)
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!
July 8th, 2005
(3)
Someone is passionate about their new tiling.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
Beautiful
July 8th, 2005
(0)
That was, indeed, hilarious. Thank you.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
Haha. I like it.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
LOL!
July 8th, 2005
(-1)
1 star fror J000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000oooooooooo!!!!!!!
July 8th, 2005
(0)
This made me LOL real hard. 5'd.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
It's genius in it's simplicity. You, sir, earn 4 stars.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
It's these simple yet funny things that make this place worth it.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
WTF!! XD
July 8th, 2005
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo oor
July 8th, 2005
(0)
Proof that you don't need to spend a bunch of time editing picture or sound to make a great site.
July 8th, 2005
(0)
That made me laugh way more than I should have. Win.
July 9th, 2005
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OMG FLOOR!!!!!
July 9th, 2005
(0)
Very clever. 5.
July 9th, 2005
(0)
i've seen better floors but that one is still pretty good....
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Lol so true.
July 9th, 2005
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wheres that floor from; it looks familiar.
July 10th, 2005
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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
July 10th, 2005
(0)
Very bad loop, song goes on too long, but great concept
July 10th, 2005
(0)
Pure Genius
July 11th, 2005
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Simple can be great. I mean, SIIIIIIMPLE CAAAAN BEEEEE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATTT.
July 15th, 2005
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So simple yet so f*cking hilarious
July 18th, 2005
(0)
Simple + Hilarious = 5.
July 18th, 2005
(0)
nice
July 19th, 2005
(0)
This owns all. Good job.
July 19th, 2005
(0)
If you don't laugh the first time you see this you need loller implants.
July 20th, 2005
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THE FLOOOOOR!!
July 25th, 2005
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genius
July 26th, 2005
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Haha great.
July 27th, 2005
(0)
Amazing!
July 29th, 2005
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That is indeed a floor, 4/5.
July 30th, 2005
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Good God, the combination of the image, sound, and it being 2 AM cracked me up.
August 1st, 2005
(0)
rofl, f*cking stupid, but i like it
August 3rd, 2005
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This could start the worst fad in the history of YTMND. This one's funny, though.
August 4th, 2005
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o_o; Umm... floor.
August 12th, 2005
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Holy Jeebus - you're right it is a floor!!!
August 15th, 2005
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At close inspection I have determined that yes it is a floor.
August 22nd, 2005
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linoleum?
August 23rd, 2005
(0)
I lolled.
August 25th, 2005
(0)
oh my god you win.....
August 25th, 2005
(0)
Original and hilarious.
August 25th, 2005
(0)
You. Me. Babies. Now.
August 30th, 2005
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hahah, hes dead :-/ still great ytmnd
August 31st, 2005
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I've never heard a floor be so death metal.
September 2nd, 2005
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FOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRR!!!!!!!!
September 3rd, 2005
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What a lovely floor it is.
September 3rd, 2005
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worst floor ever, but the ytmnd gets a fooooouuuurrrr
September 8th, 2005
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Genius.
September 11th, 2005
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HOLY sh*tBALLS!
September 13th, 2005
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This deserves the front page.
September 16th, 2005
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I was crying laughing.
September 26th, 2005
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genius
October 2nd, 2005
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hey its better than DEW!
October 2nd, 2005
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mines MORE random! lolarock.ytmnd.com
October 3rd, 2005
(0)
amazing.
October 3rd, 2005
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 4th, 2005
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Holy sh*t. Simplicity pwns again. You are reviving the trye definition of YTMND.
October 4th, 2005
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lmao this is AMAZING!!
October 4th, 2005
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sh*tty song. Funny ytmnd.
October 15th, 2005
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FIIIIIIIIIVVE
October 20th, 2005
(0)
roffle
October 20th, 2005
(0)
um, I meant to click five, honestly
October 22nd, 2005
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XD
October 23rd, 2005
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Well you sure got my attention.
October 26th, 2005
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I love... floor. I love floor.
October 26th, 2005
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Yay.
October 28th, 2005
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FIIIIIIIIIIIVE
October 31st, 2005
(0)
Delivers what is promised. Win.
November 3rd, 2005
(0)
Excellent. You inspire me: child.ytmnd.com
November 7th, 2005
(0)
Yes, it is.
November 11th, 2005
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*groan*
November 22nd, 2005
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You win, okay. Just....gah, you friggin' win! ...FLOOOOOOOOR
November 22nd, 2005
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 25th, 2005
(0)
1 for dumb ytmnd. +2 for making me laugh
November 25th, 2005
(0)
somehow, it's funny
December 30th, 2005
(0)
I cracked up.
January 15th, 2006
(0)
OMG this is surelly a winenr. Dew club FTW
February 2nd, 2006
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR
February 7th, 2006
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
March 4th, 2006
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I'm changing my vote to 5 because dew is a complete ripoff of this
March 8th, 2006
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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
March 9th, 2006
(0)
I
March 9th, 2006
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR
March 9th, 2006
(-1)
it doesn't sound like the word floor. I'm very very sorry, but you phail. *sniff*
March 9th, 2006
(0)
All who are swayed by the dew army, hear me! Pay your respects to the ORIGINAL YTMND of this type! Join the Floor Alliance!
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Isn't "dew" the first, Adverb? Like, it's called the Dew Army, not the Floor Army...?
March 9th, 2006
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although i agree with you that this is the original to an extent, dew was the first one to take the word being said out of the intended context, whereas in this site, he is actually referring to the floor...let the bodies hit the 'floor'
March 11th, 2006
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Haha.
March 16th, 2006
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Loop needs to be fixed... -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!
March 19th, 2006
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Dear "ilikefish," it doesn't just SOUND LIKE "floor." It IS "floor."
April 1st, 2006
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let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... *ting* *ting* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!
April 14th, 2006
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this is the first "dew" site http://skeetskeet.ytmnsfw.com
April 14th, 2006
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k, maybe this is the first dew site http://pizza.ytmnd.com/
May 8th, 2006
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Let the bodies hit the... *suspense* ... FLOOOOOOOOOOR! Love it.
June 12th, 2006
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Addicted since day 1
June 18th, 2006
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I think http://tencents.ytmnd.com/ might actually be the first site of this variety...
June 18th, 2006
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sh*t. no I'm wrong... for some reason I thought the one I put above was made 04 not 05...
June 25th, 2006
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I'm sorry it just doesn't sound like floor. It's quite clearly a D ppl. Also, why do u think drowning pool are death metal? Nuuuuuuuuu!
June 26th, 2006
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I lawled!
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I lol'd
(0)
This is simple. This is YTMND.
July 18th, 2006
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This is funny, but it isn't really dew, is it? Since the singer really is saying / talking about floor.
July 22nd, 2006
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
July 27th, 2006
(0)
+10 YTMND xp, level up!
August 4th, 2006
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Straight to the point
August 7th, 2006
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hahaha...thats all i have to say...
August 8th, 2006
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FFFFFLLLLLLOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! RAWR!
August 13th, 2006
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR (plus one)
August 15th, 2006
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1 for not changing it to "FOORRRREEE" and showing a golfer in a golf course
August 18th, 2006
(0)
Nice
August 24th, 2006
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
August 25th, 2006
(1)
not dew. he is actualy saying floor. you lose. good day sir.
August 29th, 2006
(-1)
how can it fail in sounding like floor..? the actual lyric is, 'floor.'
August 29th, 2006
(2)
How is this genious? Thats what he's actually saying...
September 8th, 2006
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
September 9th, 2006
(2)
not dew. he is actualy saying floor. you lose. good day sir.
September 10th, 2006
(0)
haha
September 10th, 2006
(2)
Not DEW. He is saying 'floor'.
September 15th, 2006
(0)
classic
September 20th, 2006
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#1: Dipsh*ts, this isn't dew, because dew was MasterSitsu's TRIBUTE to this site. Quote: "this site will appeal to a certain niche (its my tribute to that 'floor' site." http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/153491, it's sitsu's third comment.
September 20th, 2006
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#2: If you want to get all technical, inkdrinker's http://babyshake.ytmnd.com/ would be the first dew-style site.
September 20th, 2006
(0)
lmao. hits you like a lol to the face.
September 21st, 2006
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OMG YOU DIDN'T CITE YOUR FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 23rd, 2006
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
September 24th, 2006
(0)
somethings got to give!
September 26th, 2006
(0)
This site currently has a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUR!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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i lol'ed
October 6th, 2006
(0)
Apologies for not conforming to a fad that happened after I made this ytmnd. I'll bear that in mind next time...
October 8th, 2006
(0)
Fantastic. By the way, it IS Dew Army. It's not exactly like the original site, but it's a very similar concept: take an incredibly mundane image and match it up with incredibly dramatic vocals to produce the effect of something overdramatic.
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"AND DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES! MAYBE A NICE COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! AND SOME TASTEFUL THRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW PILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!" That comment is made of win. Also, this came before Dew, right? so it is the Original, sweet.
October 10th, 2006
(0)
LOLZ!!11
October 20th, 2006
(0)
That is one overdramatic screaming of floor. Nice one ^_^
October 22nd, 2006
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^ "By the way, it IS Dew Army. It's not exactly like the original site, but it's a very similar concept" ... except that it was made BEFORE Dew, the one you call "the original site." I'm a huge Dew Army supporter, but this isn't Dew. This is Floor. FLOOR ARMY!
November 2nd, 2006
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This is the dumbest YTMND I have ever seen, and for that, You're Winner!
November 12th, 2006
(0)
ROFL
December 20th, 2006
(0)
He actually IS saying "floor". D:
December 24th, 2006
(0)
nice tiles
March 19th, 2007
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2005-10-02 16:04:42 MasterSitsu 0 stars this site will appeal to a certain niche (its my tribute to that 'floor' site. thanks to stupid ytmnd glitches its in the top 15 where it doesnt belong.
March 19th, 2007
(0)
comments from dew.ytmnd.com comment page, btw
July 11th, 2007
(-1)
That's stupid. He ACTUALL IS STAYING FLOOR. You fail the fad.
July 14th, 2007
(0)
xDD
October 3rd, 2008
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Words cannot express the awesomeness that is flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!
February 10th, 2009
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when i was 16-17 i was at the weakass WBCN riverrave in MA and i jumped into a circle of ppl, trying to start a mosh pit, and they were all like 'come n dude, youre ruining it for everyone' and i got my *ss kicked and busted my lip and broke my foot and i hit the floor and this song was being played live, lole
February 10th, 2009
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i was also drunk a f uck and a stupidy
April 10th, 2010
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
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That's a very appealing floor