How Many Megs of RAM, Carmine? (Refresh)
Created on: November 9th, 2007
How Many Megs of RAM, Carmine? (Refresh)
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November 9th, 2007
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EIGHT MEGS OF RAM BIATCH!
November 9th, 2007
(9)
dear god, mine only has 4......JEEEEEEZZZUUSS
November 9th, 2007
(73)
ATE!
January 9th, 2011
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classic
November 9th, 2007
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November 9th, 2007
(8)
megs of ram? So that's what they're calling it...
November 9th, 2007
(5)
EIGHTY-EIGHT!?
November 9th, 2007
(52)
ITS UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2007
(1)
very much under
November 9th, 2007
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LAME ENDING.
November 10th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T 8 MEGS? WATCH OUT THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!!
November 10th, 2007
(6)
ALMOST NIIIIINE
November 10th, 2007
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8 MEGS OF RAM, POWER LEVEL OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2007
(2)
It's witchcraft! burn them!
November 10th, 2007
(41)
am i late? WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA. YOu're right on time. RIGHT ON TIME.
November 10th, 2007
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"am i late? WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA. YOu're right on time. RIGHT ON TIME"
November 10th, 2007
(1)
Is this your performer?
November 10th, 2007
(3)
ATE.
November 10th, 2007
(13)
Its not "performer", its Performa. A type of mac computer in the early 90s.
November 11th, 2007
(13)
Its the diabetes guy.
November 11th, 2007
(9)
Eight... with or without the Viagra?
November 11th, 2007
(23)
I just noticed that she rings the doorbell in the beginning, but when they open the door she has her arm up as if she was knocking on the door. What poor directing!
November 12th, 2007
(12)
My BFF Rose
November 12th, 2007
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WUNYANUNYANOYANOYTMND
November 14th, 2007
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How much for an order of RAM? 2.50. 2.50!? How many RAMs are there? 5. 5?! Let me get 1 RAM. 1 RAM?
November 17th, 2007
(7)
Ochobobo, let's assume she's an impatient bitch and was going to knock immediately after ringing the doorbell.
January 29th, 2008
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OperaLovers.makeforum.org
February 25th, 2008
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http://www.youtube.com/user/flipu4reel
March 14th, 2008
(0)
I just watched all six... I really want a Performa now! Very nostalgic to the early days of the internet and PC's.
March 9th, 2009
(5)
This is my favorite YTMND.
August 16th, 2014
(0)
i plussed this and it went down
November 9th, 2007
(4)
As with many sites, the actual loop makes it worth the trip.
November 9th, 2007
(1)
lol homosex
November 9th, 2007
(0)
my brain hurts
November 9th, 2007
(60)
I should go on the opera lovers forum and pick up some g-milfs
November 9th, 2007
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i like to think of them as grilfs and yes great idea.
November 9th, 2007
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That's Grrrrrrrrrreaat!
November 9th, 2007
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GILFS!!
November 11th, 2007
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Holy sh*t BitchTitties, i love you. And to flipu4reel, excellent find!
November 12th, 2007
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How 'bout some BFLs?
November 12th, 2007
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I meant FBLs. F*ck. Now I have no reason to put off the taste of shotgun.
November 9th, 2007
(47)
"So that's what gramps has been doing all this time" lmao
November 9th, 2007
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what did you THINK he was doing on the computer all that time? o.O
November 9th, 2007
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I don't know, you cant "DO" that much with 8 megs of ram.
November 10th, 2007
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my ASCII titties work just fine w/ 8 megs of ram. oh baby oh baby
November 10th, 2007
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I honestly think this site could have been so much more doing something with that line.
November 11th, 2007
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in before viagra, therefore, the man could only get excited if he was typing out what he used to be able to do
November 9th, 2007
(22)
Opera lovers forum my ass...they're hardcore YTMNDers
November 9th, 2007
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No they're not. they are going to do some old people buttf*cking later. YTMNders don't get laid.
November 9th, 2007
(19)
Kaizen666 tells the truth
November 9th, 2007
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not true.
November 9th, 2007
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we don't have friends, just alts
November 9th, 2007
(6)
LEMON PARTY!
November 10th, 2007
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what do you mean don't get laid you mean masturbation doesn't count as getting laid any more. that's alot of my time down the drain, oh well eharmony here i come
November 10th, 2007
(13)
Did you forget Dr 1337? He's probably getting laid right now! /sarcasm
November 10th, 2007
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seriously nobody here gets laid?
November 11th, 2007
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WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA
November 9th, 2007
(13)
this family represents the a typical apple user a clean controlled micro verse where geriatric sex is celebrated (also )cobsy sweaters on the youth
November 15th, 2007
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I knew there was a reason this clip disturbed me.
November 9th, 2007
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That's silly, everyone knows you'll never need more than 640Kb of RAM.
November 9th, 2007
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i know ive heard this before in some old thing i saw a while ago
November 12th, 2007
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Yes, that's the one, what you said.
November 9th, 2007
(0)
hahahha
November 9th, 2007
(19)
EIGHT.
November 9th, 2007
(31)
INCHES.
November 9th, 2007
(8)
ATE.
January 9th, 2011
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under-rated
August 4th, 2008
(1)
The sad thing is, Walter-Peck's "ATE" here came 20 minutes before dmaz's... but Dmaz's got all the fame.
November 9th, 2007
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5 for mac, post the link mother f*cker
November 9th, 2007
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88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888eight88
November 9th, 2007
(1)
rofl
November 9th, 2007
(4)
na na na na na you're right on time RIGHT ON TIME
November 9th, 2007
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I wonder if that's the Rose that's the bff of that other old lady and if she got her text message.
November 11th, 2007
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WIN
November 9th, 2007
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8.
November 9th, 2007
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Holy F88888g f88k of f88k!!!! 8?!?!?!?!!?
November 9th, 2007
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Oh and I would give this an 8 if I could
November 9th, 2007
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EIGHT
November 9th, 2007
(1)
8-O
November 9th, 2007
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8========D
November 9th, 2007
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i get it. eight equal signs represents the eight inches of his penis. however wouldn't the "D" or the "tip" add maybe another inch? And what about the testicles? i think about 6 or 7 equal signs would be sufficient enough.
November 9th, 2007
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Why are you so intrigued with his penis drawing?
November 10th, 2007
(10)
well besides its obvious mis-drawing, it is quite a nice piece of work.
November 10th, 2007
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I think 4 is the magic number of equal signs for a penis 8====D
November 10th, 2007
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then all those girls you "had sex with" must have been faking their orgasms. :owned:
November 14th, 2007
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Children, Children!! Admittedly, it wasn't meant to be incredibly analized beyond belief like this, but the symbolism of 8 equal signs was intentional. Just take it as symbolism, and be happy. By the way, nice one, steakman!
November 9th, 2007
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The ending was hilarious...
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But I have a colostomy there
November 9th, 2007
(2)
lol
November 9th, 2007
(2)
that's just wrong
November 9th, 2007
(13)
Not right now you dont
November 9th, 2007
(21)
It Depends™.
November 11th, 2007
(2)
I was so f*ckin ready to four this until I saw this comment.
November 11th, 2007
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Adverb'd
November 9th, 2007
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How many megs of ram? Isn't that kind of a personal question?
November 9th, 2007
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NINE
November 9th, 2007
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My Amiga 500 had 3.. I did the 2 meg agnus hack myself. Pwned.
November 9th, 2007
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amazing how technology has evolved since then, and that really wasn't that long ago
November 9th, 2007
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Sex with old men.
November 10th, 2007
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Sex with old men. +10 score for this comment ? wtf srlsly cm'n...
November 10th, 2007
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I know it really needs to be higher
November 11th, 2007
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I hate these old men. I hate these old FARGE
November 9th, 2007
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What a f*cking pimp
November 9th, 2007
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absolutely retarded and unfunny, seriously. have a 5 for no f*cking reason
November 9th, 2007
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He's so excited when he says it. Look at his face.
November 9th, 2007
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ATE
November 9th, 2007
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After he says eight, she dumps him.
November 9th, 2007
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Q: How many years have you had 'beetis, Wilford Brimley's cousin? A: 8
November 9th, 2007
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cLASSIC fAD tHAT sH*T yO!
November 9th, 2007
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"How many inches, George?" "EIGHT."
November 10th, 2007
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lawwlll
November 9th, 2007
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this is some f*cking disturbing sh*t
November 9th, 2007
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pretty ominous music too
November 9th, 2007
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ahh the mac
November 9th, 2007
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I saw RAM and Carmine and actually thought this was a Gears of War YTMND.... =(
November 9th, 2007
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I'd set me for Youtube, but it's too damn funny.
November 9th, 2007
(1)
Back in our day we didn't have this new fangled Megabyte manure. We had 640 kilobytes and we Liked it!
November 9th, 2007
(1)
hes computer more 133t than anyones
November 9th, 2007
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omg i remember that commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2007
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Damn I bet his Hard drive is 2GB
November 9th, 2007
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8 STARS!
November 9th, 2007
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EIGHT times?
November 9th, 2007
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hahaha i laughed so hard at the ending.. 8 <ABRUBT END>.
November 9th, 2007
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LOL
November 9th, 2007
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Dirty old men whacking off to dirty old women on Macs.
November 9th, 2007
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EIGHT MOTHER F*CKING MEGS, BITCH!
November 9th, 2007
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youtube
November 9th, 2007
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8??? holy sh*t! hes pimpin! We actually had a computer like that...
November 9th, 2007
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How many hours does your erection last?
November 9th, 2007
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EIGHT.
November 10th, 2007
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2-3 minutes depending on how fast I go.
November 9th, 2007
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i rofl'ed ...i really did
November 9th, 2007
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"how much ram does it have" is the number one question asked by computer illiterate f*cktards
November 10th, 2007
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8
November 10th, 2007
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f*cking youtube blaaaaarg
November 10th, 2007
(1)
I play The Seventh Guest on my Macintosh Home Computer with CD-Rom drive.
November 17th, 2007
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I had that game, but I never got it to f*cking work.
November 10th, 2007
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I don't care if this does belong on YouTube instead of YTMND...it's new to me and funny. Also my iPhone is a cellphone with a Nano taped around it.
November 10th, 2007
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Thx CreepPipe.
November 10th, 2007
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Wow, that's old
November 10th, 2007
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wow those new computers are fast and i am still using my atom
November 10th, 2007
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This is the greatest thing i've eve seen. I remember having 4 megs of ram .. now wonder this guy was getting more pussy than me
November 10th, 2007
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EIGHT MEGS?! HOLY SH*T!
November 10th, 2007
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hahahaha
November 10th, 2007
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My TRS-80 only has 64KB...
November 10th, 2007
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I have no idea why, but I lol'd really hard at this.
November 10th, 2007
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"EIGHT." Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, I just sh*t a brick made of lol's and sunshine happiness.
November 10th, 2007
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eight
November 10th, 2007
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carmine , lol
November 10th, 2007
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I love how when the doorbell rings, EVERYONE is like "I'll get it!" What a f*cking gay family.
November 10th, 2007
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^(His father beat him)
November 10th, 2007
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i would be alittle creeped out if a whole family answered the door
November 11th, 2007
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lol, indeed
November 11th, 2007
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these days its like "I'm not home!" or "who the hell is that?"
November 10th, 2007
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i'm sorry but eight is elss than 9000.
November 10th, 2007
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Mac: Making gay families even gayer since 1984.
November 10th, 2007
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Hey (flipu4reel) You've been upvoted! ------->http://k0mputer.ytmnd.com<-------
November 10th, 2007
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not funny
November 10th, 2007
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TWELVE megabytes of RAM, FIVE HUNDRED megabyte hard drive, BUILT IN spreadsheet capabilities, and a modem that transmits at over TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND bps!
November 10th, 2007
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So THAT'S what Gramps had been doin all this time!
November 10th, 2007
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8ight
November 10th, 2007
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OH F*CK OH F*CK OH F*CK
November 10th, 2007
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1
November 10th, 2007
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This is the greatest Apple commercial EVAR.
November 10th, 2007
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He must get pron fast with 8 megs.
November 10th, 2007
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This is why Mac's suck.
November 10th, 2007
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I busted out laughing when he said "8"
November 10th, 2007
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Someone's insecure about RAM.
November 10th, 2007
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gay
November 10th, 2007
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LOL what a pimp. Kids today can learn from carmine.
November 10th, 2007
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This is not funny. Hell, you spoiled the joke with the title. It was also what the striking Writers Guild would call "a long walk". In fact, I am disappointed that it is doing so well. I'm going to look at your other sites to see if they are equally long and unfunny. I hope I am surprised.
November 10th, 2007
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The old lady has such a soft voice untill she says "How many MEGs of RAM Carmine?" and he's all like "8" and she's all like "O RLY?" and he's all like "YA RLY!"
November 10th, 2007
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It's over seeeeeeevveeeeeeen megs of RAM.
November 10th, 2007
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That's lovely!
November 10th, 2007
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Nice.
November 10th, 2007
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XD I freaking ROFLOLED!
November 10th, 2007
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were at 8 now!?!?! oh sh*t i need to upgrade
November 11th, 2007
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It's oVER 9000 KILOBYTES!
November 11th, 2007
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EIGHT.
November 11th, 2007
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grandpa's slurring speech EEEYY RRRRYBUDY
November 11th, 2007
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you see gents, 8 is a very special number. it's code is 1100. In other words, it is at equilibrium with ones and zeros. it is a number that can remain at a positive or negative charge. It also can maintain a covalent connection with other 8s. Some have thought up interesting uses for 8. For instance, when a fat man attempts to copulate with a female, as we see on the YTMND, it can be written as 68. or 88 if they are both fat. Another amusing note is that it is the only number, besides 0, completely round
November 17th, 2007
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1100 is 12 dummy...
November 11th, 2007
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Hi, I'm TJ.
November 14th, 2007
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granpuh?
November 11th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T 8 MEGS OF RAM! WHERE CAN I F*CKING GET ONE OF THOSE!! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
November 11th, 2007
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So wait... everyone in that family didn't even care enough about their gramps to even ask what he's been doing on the computer all the time? What asses.
November 11th, 2007
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ATE WUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYAWUNYANUNYANOYANOYA ATE LOL 5.
November 11th, 2007
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c*nt I 1'd all your f*cking sh*t sites
November 11th, 2007
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LOLOLOL 8
November 11th, 2007
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Oh sh*t...I can't stop laughing...and the comments, I'm in tears.
November 11th, 2007
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8?
November 11th, 2007
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The kid that says "so THAT'S what Gramps had been doing all this time!" ... I want to punch him in the face.
November 11th, 2007
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November 11th, 2007
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Wight over 'ere on yuh opewa wuvvers fowum
November 11th, 2007
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F*ck. I can't get over how damn serious the question sounds. It's so sudden and unexpected. "How many megs of ram?" It's like her life depends on the answer.
November 11th, 2007
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How many megs of RAM carmine, 8
November 11th, 2007
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granpa geek
November 11th, 2007
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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMINE SANDIEGO
November 13th, 2007
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I lol'd
November 11th, 2007
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8!
November 11th, 2007
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ate
November 11th, 2007
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i used to have a performa...
November 11th, 2007
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You should have edited her wit a pistol in her hand up to the side of his head when she asks "how many megs..."
November 11th, 2007
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Oh god, worth watching the whole thing. They're all happy and stuff, and then right as it hits that part she just deadpans. Awesome.
November 11th, 2007
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I love after he says " EIGHT" she clicks her tongue like shes pissed he has MOAR MEGZ LOL
November 11th, 2007
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I see Apple was tapping into the lucrative "senile old lonely man" market.
November 11th, 2007
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You know now that you think about it computers are alot like Dragonball Z characters. Every few years they are like 100 times stronger lol.
November 11th, 2007
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Lucky Bastard
November 11th, 2007
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YTMND isn't YouTube, f*ggot.
November 11th, 2007
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EIGHT
November 11th, 2007
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8s
November 12th, 2007
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first of all, imagine being the director of this shoot, talk about wanting to commit suicide. second of all, needs more NEDM
November 12th, 2007
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I roffle'd at the "8." His delivery was perfect, like he was yelling at her.
November 12th, 2007
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8 lolz...i have at least 16
November 12th, 2007
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Sucks, not funny and youtube.com. Set yourself on fire...
November 12th, 2007
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How many stars would I give this? 8
November 12th, 2007
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How many Inches of Dick Carmine, Eight
November 12th, 2007
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I was expecting something that was actually funny to happen at the end after waiting through all of that crap.
November 12th, 2007
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sure i'll lawl
November 12th, 2007
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ATE
November 12th, 2007
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Rose: How many megs of ram, Carmine? Carmine: EIGHT!
November 12th, 2007
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I bet he can run minesweeper at max settings.
November 12th, 2007
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zoe.
November 12th, 2007
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finally!
November 12th, 2007
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LOL WTF
November 12th, 2007
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She got moist over that answer
November 13th, 2007
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Holy god almighty... Just imagine 20 years from now when people are liek ROFL DEM GUYZ FROM TEH PAST IN DEM 2000'S GOT EXCITED OVER A TERABITE LAWL
November 13th, 2007
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GR8.
November 13th, 2007
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Never has simply cutting something off turned something so innocent into a perfect punchline! Well played, sir, well played.
November 13th, 2007
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I could not possible have 5'd this any harder. My coleco vision had 100 bytes of ram. suck it!
November 13th, 2007
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So horribly forced. Also, 5 for the keyword. lol
November 13th, 2007
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November 13th, 2007
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LOL http://heyahnold.ytmnd.com/
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