Captain Picard meets Captain Johnson
Created on: November 19th, 2007
Captain Picard meets Captain Johnson
In space, no one can hear you ... ???

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November 19th, 2007
(2)
ill take that as a no
November 20th, 2007
(3)
"Creation of a mutual non-aggression pact?" "Cultural interchange?" I'd say no if he was coming onto me like that...
November 20th, 2007
(0)
"Long Johnson. Looooong Eyed Johnson. Loooooooong Eye-eyed Johnson."
November 22nd, 2007
(2)
It is green.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
awh nah nah. awh nah nah
November 19th, 2007
(0)
i love this
November 19th, 2007
(11)
I love "live" audience laughter from Animal Planet.
November 20th, 2007
(14)
On that subject, VoiceMail, isn't Planet's Funniest Animals the sh*ttiest show on television? I think they replaced the host, but the original host, I have no idea how they hired this guy. He has to be the unfunniest douchebag ever born. It's not even like mildly entertaining like Bob Saget was, this guys jokes are complete tanks and yet they pump in fake audience laughter as if the guy is a world class comedian. I don't need to hear horrible bad jokes, just play circus music and show the damn animals.
November 20th, 2007
(2)
^ Possibly the funniest thing Goneja has ever said.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
I agree. He sounds like Mr. Derp!
November 20th, 2007
(2)
I agree with Goneja. That unfunny guy's name is Matt Galant, and apparently he also starred in "Good Burger".
November 20th, 2007
(2)
HE'S IN GOOD BURGER?! GOOD GOD, NOOO!
November 20th, 2007
(1)
BTW, the new host of Planet's Funniest Animals, Keegan Michael Key, is on MADtv and in Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" music video.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
wtf are you talking about? "starred"? he played some news reporter, and Keegan Michael Key was f*cking awesome on mad tv and now hes utterly destroyed his career by being on planets funniest animals and acting like a total f*g *ss muncher
November 19th, 2007
(2)
the beast of tenagra
November 19th, 2007
(0)
i dont get the capt. johnson reference, but this site's fadability deserves a 5.
November 19th, 2007
(5)
darmok at tenagra. when the walls fell.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
i hope this stays incredibly overrated, cuz it should.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
Lt M'Ress understood Talking cat... someone get her out of retirement.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
That was funny.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
I lol'd so very hard! Awesome job.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
its strength is that it doesen't overstay its welcome.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
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the cat is talking to the starship enterprise
November 19th, 2007
(2)
Oh Don Piano
November 19th, 2007
(2)
WHY I EYES YA, PICARD.
November 19th, 2007
(4)
lol the negotiations are tough
November 19th, 2007
(0)
Awesome.
November 19th, 2007
(1)
amazing
November 19th, 2007
(-2)
this site will be killed™
November 19th, 2007
(0)
wtf is that cat noise from?
November 20th, 2007
(1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA
November 20th, 2007
(0)
That cat looks pissed.
November 19th, 2007
(1)
I nearly cried from this
November 19th, 2007
(6)
NEDM
November 20th, 2007
(1)
http://oljs.ytmnd.com OLJS IS THE NEW NEDM.
November 19th, 2007
(0)
Picard for the Win!
November 19th, 2007
(0)
superbe
November 19th, 2007
(0)
That is so retarded, rofl.
November 20th, 2007
(1)
Ka is a wheel.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Favd for picard and weird noises -1 for worf opening channel after Picard's shpiel, and the fact that I'm a geek.
November 20th, 2007
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funny, but the joke assumes familiarity with this episode in order to appreciate it fully... granted most ytmnders will get it
November 20th, 2007
(1)
All the live long day.
November 20th, 2007
(1)
Darmok and Ja;ad at Tanagra. Molotov and Ribbentrop at Moscow.
November 20th, 2007
(-1)
I lol'd a little. And for the notice: nutnics sucks donkey balls.
November 20th, 2007
(3)
Oh loooong Joooohnson.
November 20th, 2007
(2)
dammit, I wish I could 10 this
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Man I LOL'd so bad
November 20th, 2007
(1)
...ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY
November 20th, 2007
(-1)
i wanted to 5 this...but i hate Star Trek
November 20th, 2007
(0)
awesome
November 20th, 2007
(1)
why i oughtta...
November 20th, 2007
(1)
6 Talking cats was the absolute last thing I expected, but it made my day.
November 20th, 2007
(2)
Damned universal translator's on the fritz again
November 21st, 2007
(1)
YES.
November 20th, 2007
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sadly, theres no punchline
November 20th, 2007
(0)
caught me off guard, I lol'd
November 20th, 2007
(1)
whyyyyyy i eyes ya
November 20th, 2007
(0)
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I just love star wars
November 20th, 2007
(0)
w/e
November 20th, 2007
(0)
wtf!!!!
November 20th, 2007
(1)
Their reaction to the cat is the best. :D
November 20th, 2007
(1)
The cats name is Don Piano
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Got a genuine laugh out loud.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
November 20th, 2007
(-3)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
November 20th, 2007
(0)
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Picard's shoulder pads look especially polished today.
November 20th, 2007
(1)
holy shiite
November 21st, 2007
(2)
Holier Sunni
March 21st, 2011
(0)
still one of my all time favorite sites.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
I don't like that crappy cat, please resubmit using a superior Captain. Captain Crunch, perhaps.
November 20th, 2007
(2)
i lol'd. that cat is underused.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
I think this might be the most brilliant YTMND ever.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Low volume = no
November 25th, 2007
(0)
I agree. The volume issue could be taken care of. Hilarious anyway, 5'd!
November 20th, 2007
(1)
God damn I love that cat.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Might have been funny if I hadn't seen the cat video before.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
f*cking WIN.
November 20th, 2007
(0)
don johnson
November 20th, 2007
(0)
Lovely.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
HILARIOUS
November 21st, 2007
(1)
It's obvious TNG would've benefited from a laugh track.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Holy f*ck I laughed so hard I cried and my stomach f*cking hurts. WINNER OF TEH INTRANET
November 21st, 2007
(2)
THERE ARE, FOUR LIGHTS
November 21st, 2007
(2)
5 because I have fapped to that chick before.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Troi?
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Nice edit.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
omg hahaa
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Most f'ing retarded thing I've seen in days. Classic.
November 22nd, 2007
(0)
oh taht was grate
November 22nd, 2007
(1)
Oh, Capt. Johnson, you know EXACTLY what to say!
November 22nd, 2007
(-2)
PATRICK STEWART IS A REAL LIFE F*G
November 22nd, 2007
(0)
Needs more NEDM
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
garb
November 24th, 2007
(0)
lmao, i'm crying! (The Youtube original, didn't make me laugh at all)
November 25th, 2007
(0)
i love these picard sites good stuff.
November 25th, 2007
(0)
Riker plays his new trombone
November 26th, 2007
(0)
OH LONG JOHNSON
November 27th, 2007
(0)
ROFLMAO! Everyone's reaction was PRICELESS!
(0)
this brings me so much joy, i dont know what that says about my miserable existence but its true, i was also super high when i saw this lol
December 6th, 2007
(0)
5'd for kitty.
March 8th, 2008
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1
May 30th, 2008
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fail
(0)
What is it with Picard and cats?