Hal Knows Science
Created on: November 26th, 2007
Hal Knows Science

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November 26th, 2007
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WHOA
November 26th, 2007
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this site will be killed™
November 26th, 2007
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LOVE IS NOT A VICTORY MARCH
November 26th, 2007
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hlewia@bnl.gov
November 26th, 2007
(2)
what will i get if i call that number?
November 26th, 2007
(2)
probably an answering machine, this late at night
November 26th, 2007
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IT'S A COLD AND IT'S A BROKEN HALLELUJAH
November 26th, 2007
(2)
lmao... what exactly is a wiggler insertion device? Do I really want to know?
November 26th, 2007
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you don't
November 26th, 2007
(1)
Call him and ask him.
November 26th, 2007
(0)
WHOA
November 26th, 2007
(0)
Holy cow! Barenaked Ladies Biology!
November 26th, 2007
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WELL ACTUALLY- "Love is a Battlefield"
November 27th, 2007
(2)
Well actually, you forgot Poland.
November 28th, 2007
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It is green.
November 26th, 2007
(10)
So HE'S the one resposible for the operation and development of the research facility for macromolecular crystallography at X-25. HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T!
November 26th, 2007
(7)
Where's the tylenol?
November 26th, 2007
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It's true. I highly recommend him for all of your difficult to solve crystallographic problems.
November 26th, 2007
(8)
lol, wiggler insertion device
November 26th, 2007
(8)
well he had to invent something to keep SOME of the ladies off of him
November 27th, 2007
(1)
She blinded me with science
November 26th, 2007
(1)
Dewwwwwwwwwwwww!
November 26th, 2007
(3)
Danson in the moonlight!
November 26th, 2007
(2)
tis a great outrage to put so little of this song in any ytmnd....no matter what the circumstance
November 26th, 2007
(0)
Sweet loop and win.
November 26th, 2007
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this sh*t is mega great
November 26th, 2007
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This is so incredibly retarded...fived.
November 26th, 2007
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needs better loop
November 26th, 2007
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This beamline posses a wiggler insertion device making it the brightest among the biology devoted NSLS x-ray beamlines, and so of grat value to crystallographers with difficult - OH F*CK, NOW WE'LL *NEVER* KNOW !
November 26th, 2007
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Someone didn't finish the primary method for determining the molecular conformations of biological macromolecules, particularly protein and nucleic acids such as DNA and RNA. :P
November 26th, 2007
(1)
Dude looks like David Walliams. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/gallery/mrmann.jpg
November 27th, 2007
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I'd f*ck em'
November 26th, 2007
(5)
1'd for fake http://www.biology.bnl.gov/colleagues/lewis.html
November 26th, 2007
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That's just his cover name... you don't have sufficient clearance to see his true name. That's where I come in.
November 26th, 2007
(1)
the s is still silent f*ggot
November 26th, 2007
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Now I feel like doing SCIENCE!
November 26th, 2007
(1)
Poor guy, now he's going to get thousands of stupid phone calls, faxes and e-mails...
November 26th, 2007
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For the record he has never heard of the mudkip but said he would get back to me should further development be made in the scientific field of rapid spontaneous spherical incubation. Also, he *would* do a barrel roll but it would be dangerous to the equipment, possibly breaking the fine tuned alignment of the wiggler device which was "a real bitch" to set up right.
November 26th, 2007
(0)
^ <3
November 26th, 2007
(1)
4 stars, 1 star for each minute it took me to figure it out.
November 26th, 2007
(1)
praise jesus...the king who comes on a donkey...atleast during passover
November 26th, 2007
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pendejo.
November 26th, 2007
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The beamline posses a wiggler insertion device...
November 26th, 2007
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LOL i just got the joke now
November 26th, 2007
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Wow super cool
November 26th, 2007
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I hope you're a girl, because listening to Rufus Wainwright would make you a gaylord.
November 26th, 2007
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-3 for not using Buckley
November 26th, 2007
(0)
Weird Science™
November 26th, 2007
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uh huhuhuh..that guyscool uh huhuh
November 26th, 2007
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wiggler insertion device?
November 26th, 2007
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oh yeah amirite?
November 26th, 2007
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i heard there was a secret chord
November 28th, 2007
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That David played, and it pleased the Lord
November 28th, 2007
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but you don't really care for music do you
November 28th, 2007
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It goes like this
November 26th, 2007
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his parents must have done it on purpose. I'm going to name my kid "F*GGOT".
November 26th, 2007
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Love it! Love it!
November 26th, 2007
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you don't really care for science, do ya?
November 26th, 2007
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I didn't get this until I read the comments. Does that make me a bad person?
November 26th, 2007
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Yes. also this is epic
November 26th, 2007
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His parents had to know what they did.
November 26th, 2007
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loooooooooooooooool
November 27th, 2007
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i bet he's showing his wiggler insertion device to christine metz right now
November 27th, 2007
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Hahaha excellent!
November 27th, 2007
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hahah i stared at this for like 2 full minutes before i actually read his name and got it. 4 stars!
November 27th, 2007
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I love it
November 27th, 2007
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I find this far funnier than I probably should.
November 27th, 2007
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Hal A. Lewia stares into your soul.
November 27th, 2007
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I dont think its funny because you changed his real name Hal Lewis
November 27th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/ghostof*ghost/votes That's very interesting too.
November 27th, 2007
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Hal called. He wants his wiggler insertion device back.
November 27th, 2007
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haha
November 27th, 2007
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I'm not going to check if this is real or not because I WANT to believe.
November 27th, 2007
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I didn't see this coming, even a little. Plus four super nova's
November 28th, 2007
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It took me a second, but when I got it!
November 28th, 2007
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He's looking into your soul
November 28th, 2007
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I believe you are DEW a 5
November 28th, 2007
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Sweet jesus, Hal a lu ah.
November 28th, 2007
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Parsimony shows this to be the closest surviving clade to win.
November 28th, 2007
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Nice
November 28th, 2007
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oh billy
November 29th, 2007
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Wiggler Insertion Device ............. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2007
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I'm fiving this because I can't tell if he made up his research interests
November 29th, 2007
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OO my god that is great. The funny thing is i live like 5 min away from that place.
November 29th, 2007
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Sweet. You should go check out the Wiggler Insertion Device on your lunch break - take it for a test drive.
November 29th, 2007
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Are his glasses crooked or is it his head?
December 3rd, 2007
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"wiggler insertion device"
December 13th, 2007
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heehee