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December 4th, 2007
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Call Empire today.
December 4th, 2007
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Today!
December 4th, 2007
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The best part is, I've seen these commercials before. Is this just a Southeast Michigan thing?
December 4th, 2007
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Its in Chicago and Minneapolis too.
December 4th, 2007
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I f*ckin hate that ad!
December 4th, 2007
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I think C-Euro is thinking of 'Tool Time' staring Tim Allen
December 4th, 2007
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Also in Philadelphia.
December 4th, 2007
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Also in Dallas Texas
December 4th, 2007
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And Portland Oregon! The Empire has stretched it's forces wide across the land...
December 4th, 2007
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And then they're going to Washington DC to take back the Whitehouse! Call Empire TodAAUUUGGGHHH!
December 4th, 2007
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outside hartford, CT too
December 4th, 2007
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Also around Boston.
December 4th, 2007
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also canada
December 4th, 2007
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It is green.
December 4th, 2007
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I aways thought this was local (DC suburbs), because of the low quality of the ad.
December 4th, 2007
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It's here in Virginia as well.
December 4th, 2007
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They ran it when I lived in California, But they don't run it here in Prescott (Middle/Northern) Arizona.
December 4th, 2007
(1)
Also, NYC
December 5th, 2007
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Also Philadelphia.
December 5th, 2007
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And Maryland.
December 5th, 2007
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And Arnold-ville, AKA California.
December 5th, 2007
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And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the Empire! YYYAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2007
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Also Seattle
December 5th, 2007
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Ohio reporting in. We get it, too.
December 5th, 2007
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Also Milwaukee!!
December 5th, 2007
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And England too.... the cost for a call out is quite reasonable.
December 5th, 2007
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hahaha i was waiting for hurricane dean to chime in.
December 5th, 2007
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It's in Toledo, Northwest Ohio.
December 5th, 2007
(10)
Also Poland
December 5th, 2007
(8)
also c*cks.
December 5th, 2007
(1)
And Tatooine.
December 5th, 2007
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They're all over America.
December 5th, 2007
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darth vader: merciless killing, galactic conquest, laminate hardwood flooring
December 5th, 2007
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also Poland
December 8th, 2007
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They're going to take back the white house YEAHHHAWW!
December 9th, 2007
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Also everywhere in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom.
December 9th, 2007
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Also, c*ck. c-c-c-c-c-c-combobreaker!
December 4th, 2007
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brain f*ck
December 4th, 2007
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You have made a downvoter upvote, I applaud you.
December 4th, 2007
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instead of today, blare NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and it will be perfect
December 4th, 2007
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needs a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
December 4th, 2007
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Ha! I thought those commercials only ran in my city . . . I'm an elitist punk.
December 4th, 2007
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I was going to one this, but it is better than every other piece of sh*t on thw U&C, so 5d.
December 4th, 2007
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much better!
December 4th, 2007
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He puts on a tough act, but he's really just one of the guys. Y'know, I think I could really look at working with this outfit.
December 4th, 2007
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low pitch = vader always and forever
December 4th, 2007
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ugh
December 4th, 2007
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SIGN ME UP JOHNNY
December 4th, 2007
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Jesus was a carpenter. Vader was a carpeter.
December 4th, 2007
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Comment of the day.
December 5th, 2007
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Vader saved us all, never forget.
December 9th, 2007
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Then Vader & I have that in common, for I too enjoy the carpet.
December 4th, 2007
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hahahaha
December 4th, 2007
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I remember that! I used to live in Chicago...good stuff.
December 4th, 2007
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December 4th, 2007
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Meh
December 4th, 2007
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You're looking at today sir. Everything that happens today is happening today. When will then be today? Today.
December 4th, 2007
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hmmm not feeling this one. its alright I guess.
December 4th, 2007
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:) I'm laughing my @ss off! ROFL.
December 4th, 2007
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i thouhgt this was only chicago also.
December 5th, 2007
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It used to be just Chicago... now it's truly an Empire.
December 4th, 2007
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AWESOME
December 4th, 2007
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whoa this thing is from outside CT?
December 4th, 2007
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call for next day window treatments too!
December 4th, 2007
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I've seen it in Atlanta
December 4th, 2007
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turning the most annoying jingle in recent memory into gold...
December 4th, 2007
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I love ytmnd's that lampoon commercials, TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHIX
December 4th, 2007
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lol ok, you get a 5
December 4th, 2007
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needs http://morestallone.ytmnd.com/
December 4th, 2007
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5
December 4th, 2007
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f*ck yes
December 4th, 2007
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the funniest thing is the name of the company is actually "Empire Today"
December 5th, 2007
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didn't believe you so I looked it up. What in hell? So when he says call empire today he doesn't mean today he just means call them whenever.
December 6th, 2007
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^ yub yub.
December 4th, 2007
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this is amazing
December 4th, 2007
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It shows in Missouri too, also, great concept.
December 4th, 2007
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omfg i hate that commercial!
December 4th, 2007
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5 because this is the least funny thing I've seen in a week or so
December 4th, 2007
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f*cking ace
December 4th, 2007
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Vader does gutters, too.
December 4th, 2007
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5 for sound
December 4th, 2007
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bwoooohoohahaha CT! If he's almost nation wide why are his commercials so sh*tty?
December 4th, 2007
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Now this is professional, high grade editing. Total five.
December 4th, 2007
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also rhode island, also: http://fiveeighteighttwo300.ytmnd.com/ http://empirecarpetforce.ytmnd.com/ circa 2006
December 4th, 2007
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I'm from Chicago, and I've been watching Empire Carpet commercials my entire life (I should, it started here) and seeing a YTMND of it fills me with joy!
December 4th, 2007
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Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! Just come along down and dial 555-5-555-8-555-55-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY!
December 5th, 2007
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Someone needed to do this.
December 5th, 2007
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For laying great carpet, he should be rewarded with great helmet
December 5th, 2007
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muhammad on a stick! I havn't laughed at a ytmnd this hard in months (maybe years). Thanks!
December 5th, 2007
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4
December 5th, 2007
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hahah
December 5th, 2007
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LOL good shyt I thought this co. was only around where I lived.. =8
December 5th, 2007
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also in northern virginia, richmond virginia, and dc.
December 5th, 2007
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323256
December 5th, 2007
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For the rate that's best, call Cost-U-Less: 800-390-SAVE.
December 5th, 2007
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every time i see this commercial in Phoenix, az i've thought that
December 5th, 2007
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Empire we have carpet team!
December 5th, 2007
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You got to it before me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
December 5th, 2007
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Kick Ace
December 5th, 2007
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first one to get me to betray the lawl today.
December 5th, 2007
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I told you to remain on the command ship
December 5th, 2007
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amazing
December 5th, 2007
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a fine example of a ytmnd, this is the kind of stuff its about right here.
December 5th, 2007
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OMG I see that on TV everyday! 6'd
December 5th, 2007
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why would you cut out the horribly gay 1-note bass riff? essential
December 5th, 2007
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Sound distortion and a photoshopped Vader helm=poor ytmnd.
December 5th, 2007
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The Death Star is a happy little mascot!
December 5th, 2007
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Thats the new commercial. The old one was a cartoon and it was better imho.
December 5th, 2007
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omg f*cking lawl
December 5th, 2007
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A quick sync adjustment is in order. As it is, it's a bit off.
December 5th, 2007
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I cannot stress how awesome it would be to have the Dark Lord of the Sith come to my house and lay down some scotchguard carpeting.
December 5th, 2007
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That jingle gets stuck in my head occasionally
December 5th, 2007
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I am crying with laughter here. Thank you for this, truly.
December 5th, 2007
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It was only a matter of time before this was to be done!
December 5th, 2007
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nicely done
December 5th, 2007
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The first half second...I started cracking up...I couldn't stop for another 5 minutes...this wins.
December 5th, 2007
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you may have put vader's head on the guy but he's still rolling carpets. there's nothing dark about carpets
December 6th, 2007
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took me a second then i was like f*ck yes
December 9th, 2007
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ha hah aha ha ha haaaaa win
December 9th, 2007
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U live in Jersey? Haha!
December 9th, 2007
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Me Laughs
December 9th, 2007
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I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!
February 23rd, 2008
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This YTMND saved my life...
April 10th, 2008
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Hahaha f*cking awesome.
June 1st, 2008
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lol it's slow because it's vadre!!
September 10th, 2008
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Dudeguy- do you live in New England? I'm from Massachusetts and I see that freakin' ad constantly!
July 7th, 2009
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HAHAHA its on in Florida too
August 29th, 2009
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ahh blow it out yer *ss >:0
August 29th, 2009
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no, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! how do i delete my comment?
November 7th, 2009
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:0
November 7th, 2009
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Go back to f*cking a sheep; the computer is for big boys & girls.
November 7th, 2009
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you keep your ideas to yourself butt hole >:0
April 28th, 2011
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RIP
May 26th, 2013
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Call me maybe