ESRBTMND: Donkey Kong
Created on: December 14th, 2007
ESRBTMND: Donkey Kong

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December 14th, 2007
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Nicely done
December 14th, 2007
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Thanks. I wanted to spend more time on the audio but I've never done a sync and I've got tons of sh*t to do today. Maybe next time!
December 14th, 2007
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Ladders are phallic.
December 14th, 2007
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LOL good point!
December 14th, 2007
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I'm hoping that others create some ESRBTMNDs, too. I've got a couple ideas and one more in the works currently. Put on your conservative censorship thinking caps and join the cause!
December 15th, 2007
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M for ladders
December 14th, 2007
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OMG!!! Don't give Jack Thompson more to work with!!! http://lyingbastardgotpwned.ytmnd.com/
December 14th, 2007
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the first hentai game.
December 14th, 2007
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Exactly. It spurred future upskirt princess shots such as: http://peachthong.ytmnd.com/
December 14th, 2007
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Furry hentai at that.
December 18th, 2007
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but I poop from there
December 14th, 2007
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Damn! Those ladders always ruin it for everyone.
December 14th, 2007
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Jack Thompson argues that kids fall off of ladders "as a result of this glorification of climbing them to save princesses." I'm missing the citation on that quote, but so is he... on almost every one of his "facts"...
December 15th, 2007
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Maybe he was just trying to describe the psyches of mustachioed Italian plumbers.
December 14th, 2007
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this reminds me of chutes and ladders
December 14th, 2007
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reminded me of...sh*t
December 14th, 2007
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You get a 3. Want to know why? ESRBTMND is made of fail, and the music is annoying. In fact, I might just give you a two.
December 14th, 2007
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Wait, you get a one so it evens out the abnormally high rating.
December 14th, 2007
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Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/
December 14th, 2007
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Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/
December 14th, 2007
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THE MAP HAS SHARP CORNERS OMFG.
December 14th, 2007
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LOL! Very good point. If they wanted to take it down to a T rating, they might have to install rounded corner guards or something.
December 14th, 2007
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You should try doing another YTMND editting all of the "bad" ESRB stuff.
December 14th, 2007
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I was thinking of doing that, actually! But not today. I'm studying for two finals tomorrow... (yes, two finals on a Saturday. GHEY!) Any suggestions for games? Send me a message.
December 15th, 2007
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megaman. make him shoot kittens and butterflies attack him
December 14th, 2007
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ladders
December 14th, 2007
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They're dangerous!
December 14th, 2007
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The gag itself is good, but that piece of music is way too short (and a little annoying) to work with the duration of the GIF. Find a music loop that's longer (maybe the DK title screen?) and it'll be much better, IMO.
December 14th, 2007
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Good plan.
December 14th, 2007
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THIS NEEDS TO BE UPVOTED YOU C*CK MONGERS
December 14th, 2007
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WOO!
December 14th, 2007
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Omg you CAN see her panties. That's so hawt.
December 14th, 2007
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Terrible audio and the punchline takes too long.
December 14th, 2007
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I see the red x of death and BIPFT sites written all over this.
December 14th, 2007
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sooo true!
December 14th, 2007
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so tru!
December 14th, 2007
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rofl at "italian steriotypes"
December 14th, 2007
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Well, they weren't as prevalent in this game as later on in the series of games starring Mario, but he DOES have a huge mustache.
December 14th, 2007
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"Oh, a ball!" "Yes." "That would be fun!" "that would NOT be fun."
December 14th, 2007
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WTF
December 14th, 2007
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ESRB
December 15th, 2007
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Aw, boooooo! Change the music back!
December 15th, 2007
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Seriously? I don't know, man. The old opening music got pretty annoying after two loops. The background music the site currently sports was meant to be looped, OVER AND OVER, and not be annoying.
December 15th, 2007
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have it start off with the main Donkey Kong theme, then have it slip into the music that's currently there... duh
December 15th, 2007
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I can beat Super Mario Brothers in 7 minutes flat, Contra in 16 but that game is still harder than a 60 year old man on Viagra. Modern video games just don't stack up to older games. Sure the graphics are better and they have stories behind them but does it really matter when you buy your game at midnight and beat it at 3 AM?
December 15th, 2007
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Amen, brother. I attribute that fact to the greed and laziness of the game industry these days. They release shorter games faster and since each one costs you sixty bucks, they're wiping their asses with Benjamins like evary day.
December 15th, 2007
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The last game I actually played was San Andreas. And yes it took about a total of 20 hours to beat but given the medium, the technology and the funding they could have done so much better. Pacman, Space Invaders, Frogger and the original Donkey Kong posed as a challenge. Now you just continue your game from your last save point. Why not just build U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START into every game?
December 15th, 2007
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SO many developers could do SO much better... unfortunately, even though they now have the power to patch and expand, many console games are released only once and with many shortcomings. Me being the perfectionist that I am, though, I'm just never fully satisfied with anything these days, so don't take my word for it. I just look at a lot of games and say "they could have done (this) and changed (that) but they probably never will."
December 15th, 2007
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Harder doesn't always make them better, but I can see what you are saying. The industry has sacrificed difficulty for accessibility. I am a man who needs his saves, however. Without saves, progress is meaningless, and the game is a lot less satisfying imo. Nothing says fun like passing those same boring first levels over and over just to get to the new challenging stuff. Sure it extends the game's length and value, but at the cost of repetition, and there is nothing I hate more than watching reruns on TV.
December 15th, 2007
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For a game to be really great, it needs to strike a perfect balance between difficulty, accessibility, and of course fun. If its more frustratingly difficult than fun, why are you wasting your time on the game? You might as well do something constructively painful, like work, or chores. Alternatively, a game that is too is easy, while lacking in frustration, is simply boring, because challenge increases the sense of accomplishment one can get from achieving a goal.
December 15th, 2007
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And whoa CreepPipe the last game you played was San Andreas? No wonder you stopped gaming. If you like RPGs, I suggest you try Mass Effect. I am currently enthralled, absorbed into the game. So far its one of the best games I have had in years.
December 15th, 2007
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You know if you guys want to get into some difficult games, there's a series called the Wanderers from YS which are actually rather hard. They offer saves, levels, all those types of typical RPG fun stuff, however it's an action RPG where -your- moves, not your -stats- keep you alive. They released some fairly new ones which still play very old school, The Oath in Felghana and I forget the other one. You can torrent them, or if you want to go out of your way and get an import you can do that.
December 15th, 2007
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmfgw9FxZyM&feature=related Some footage of the game.
December 15th, 2007
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Dududu DU DU dududu DU DU dududu DU DU! *continues mangling the DK song*
December 15th, 2007
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Crisp and polished!
December 15th, 2007
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Alright, 5000 Bonus points!
December 15th, 2007
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I love chasing the hairy apes with princesses. I live in New Jersey, after all.
December 15th, 2007
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instant classic! just add win!
December 15th, 2007
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Wasn't that Daisy? Fap
December 15th, 2007
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Ladders!?! it should be rated AO
December 15th, 2007
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SHHH, Jack Thompson is listening! If it got rated AO, he wouldn't have anyone to blame for kids falling off of ladders because Wal-Mart just wouldn't sell an AO game!
December 15th, 2007
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... wait, that's a good thing!
December 15th, 2007
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It's either the ESRB or the government. Both try their hardest to preempt the other.
December 15th, 2007
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I never let my kids play games with ladders in them.
December 15th, 2007
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now that song will be stuck in my head all day... dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah dut dah-dah-dah-dah
December 15th, 2007
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Glad I could help!
December 15th, 2007
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It could be Stephanie he's carrying up the ladder.
December 15th, 2007
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But she poops from there!
December 15th, 2007
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Not right then she didn't. Actually, now that I think about ShadowSL's comment, this would make a good BIPFT spoof... anyone up to the challenge? I'll send the unedited gif elements to you if you are!
December 15th, 2007
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LOL, Ladders
December 15th, 2007
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The ESRB is only a safety net for the video game industry. They can put a content and age rating label on any game and if some f*cknut goes around and shoots a bunch of people they can't blame that the video game made them do it. They have to put the responsibility on the parents and community. Think of it as the MPAA.
December 15th, 2007
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Exactly. Every person should be held accountable for their own actions in situations like that. Saying, "Oh, GTA made me do it" should not even make a single person think twice about the cognitive or decision making ability of a person. I say if you f*ck up, you pay the price.
December 15th, 2007
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the start of a new fad.
December 15th, 2007
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Gee whilickers, I sure hope so!
December 16th, 2007
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December 16th, 2007
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So, I hope this is the first in a series of classic game ESRBTMNDs. Excellent work.
December 16th, 2007
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It most certainly is, my friend. I'm working on a couple myself, and I hope somebody else takes up the fad, too. Anybody who wants to is more than welcome. I'll send you the gifs!
December 17th, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
December 18th, 2007
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Ladders, ROFL!!!
December 18th, 2007
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SOmeone alert Jack Thompson!
December 18th, 2007
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But I poop from there!
December 20th, 2007
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5'd for ladders.
December 5th, 2008
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lol original concepts. and italian stereotypes.