Demokratik Primary
Created on: January 9th, 2008
Demokratik Primary
You know what the funny part is? I originally made it with Barack Obama winning. I might upload that one later.

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January 9th, 2008
(7)
The ending is a parody of Cyrax's ending...such a stupid ending.
January 9th, 2008
(7)
kucinich's wife is hot
January 9th, 2008
(3)
Meth is one hell of a drug.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
What does addiction have to do with anything?
January 9th, 2008
(2)
let's go back to the subject of kucinich's wife
January 9th, 2008
(1)
^ I'd Poke ^
January 11th, 2008
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the constitution isn't a religious document, it's just a set of rules that can and should be changed around to suit society when (if) it becomes as enlightened as the rest of the world. The founding fathers transfered power from a monarchy to a white, male oligarchy that lasted over a hundred years more. Canada stuck with England and turned out a better country. It's good to stick to basic human rights, but celebrating every ounce of the American revolution is a little sick to worship our founding.
January 11th, 2008
(0)
whoops wrong post to reply too
January 9th, 2008
(7)
Ron Paul would be Goro.
January 9th, 2008
(21)
That means Mitt Romney would be Shang Tsung AMARITE LOL SHAPESHIFTER
January 9th, 2008
(2)
and his fatality move would be roof tiles falling from above
January 9th, 2008
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actually Ron Paul would be some character that no one knows or cares about...except for a few basement dwelling losers.
January 9th, 2008
(4)
Goro lives in the basement.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
More like Ron Paul would be the obscure and awesome hidden character.
January 17th, 2008
(0)
"and his fatality move would be roof tiles falling from above"....you're a cruel person muke, I applaud
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Surprisingly good.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
really interesting
January 9th, 2008
(1)
eh, it's been done (http://www.atomfilms.com/2008/kung_fu_election/index.jsp). I'll give 4 for effort though.
July 27th, 2008
(0)
obama-dream.ytmnd.com/
January 9th, 2008
(0)
silly idea, but it's good
January 9th, 2008
(2)
EXCELLENT!!
January 9th, 2008
(2)
SUPERB!
January 9th, 2008
(1)
SPLENDIFEROUS!
January 9th, 2008
(2)
TOASTY!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
CREAMY?
January 9th, 2008
(-2)
COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
There are no such thing as KOMBO breakers. DIAF.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
I'd say FLAWLESS but it barely runs in IE.
January 12th, 2008
(0)
meh
January 13th, 2008
(0)
"There are no such thing as KOMBO breakers" WROOOOOONGGG!!! http://ccccombobreaker.ytmnd.com/
January 9th, 2008
(4)
I DO COCAINE!
January 13th, 2008
(-2)
Are you trying to get a job with Obama or something? He's a former heroin addict, so maybe you'll both have something to talk about.
January 9th, 2008
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n*gg*rs will never run this country. GOD BLESS AMERICA
January 9th, 2008
(1)
You weak pathetic fool. Your soul is mine!
January 9th, 2008
(3)
Obama 2008; Choose your Destiny.
January 13th, 2008
(0)
Obama 2008; HE will choose your Destiny.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
LoL, politiks!
January 9th, 2008
(1)
Best YTMND in a long time.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
well done.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
5 for Kucinich's hot wife
January 9th, 2008
(0)
i'm voting for the black one
January 9th, 2008
(3)
Jax?
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Holy sh*t it's actually really good.
January 9th, 2008
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January 9th, 2008
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This site is really good. However, I support our current American Overlord. So sorry.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
3, this isn't the first time I have seen something like this.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Nice job.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
needs more Hillary cackle
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Scariest site on YTMND.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
OMG
January 9th, 2008
(0)
This is awesome. Well crafted, appropriate context. Why does it always seem like that vicious scum always wins?
January 9th, 2008
(0)
very nice
January 9th, 2008
(1)
4ing out of a general sadness at loss
January 9th, 2008
(6)
Dick Cheney would be a f*cking hard boss. His fatality would be shooting you in the face with a 20 gauge shotgun or ripping out your heart and eating it. Bush's would be him saying "you forgot Poland!" and then you would just blow up.
January 9th, 2008
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You mean ripping out your heart and transplanting it into himself. He needs fresh ones every few weeks.
January 12th, 2008
(0)
Punch Bush before he says it and you win. Because Shao Kahn was way too easy compared to Tsang Tsung.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Holy Sh*t, win. MOAR PLOX
January 9th, 2008
(0)
That was f*cking cool.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
brilliant design, i'd like to see more of these "k"-themed sites.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
XD
January 9th, 2008
(0)
5'd
January 9th, 2008
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"Your grandmother's heart is beating but her brain is dead." "Oh no, that's terrible. We've never had a democrat in the family before." -Emo Philips
January 9th, 2008
(0)
lol, made me laugh!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Please don't
January 9th, 2008
(1)
Are people saying Obama 2008 just to anger people or is there really that many people on here voting for him?
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Most young people prefer Obama over Hillary. I'm actually not one of them.
January 9th, 2008
(-1)
Good to know that you prefer someone who has the largest Corporate Contributors on her side.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
But to be fair, Obama has corporate contributors too.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
I guess it's a matter of taste. Obama certainly took the high-road by blocking out stuff like that. Props to him. Doesn't make me not like Hillary though.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
FIGHT
January 10th, 2008
(0)
Do yourself a favor, and don't fall into the 'anybody but a republican' bandwagon. Do your own research on the candidates and come to your own conclusions based on things like where they stand on the issues and also their track record.
January 11th, 2008
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I am voting 20 nuclear bombs as a write in. That's enough research for me. (because I have already decided our votes mean jack sh*t anyways)
January 12th, 2008
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I'll write in Alfred E. Neuman
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Actually vote 20 nuclear bombs president. And the acceptance speeh will be them exploding. This world is sh*t.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
20 NUCLEAR BOMBS 2008
January 12th, 2008
(0)
I still think I'd prefer Alfred E. Neuman.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
This deserves more than a 5. Good job.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
What the hell was that text at the beginning?
January 9th, 2008
(1)
Mortal Kombats always start with a stupid quote, I think?
January 9th, 2008
(1)
Jim Gaffigan isn't stupid!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
I concede, you're right. Jim's awesome.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
mortal kombat never gets boring, and democrats are always hilarious!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
You executed this perfectly. 5
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Sweet editing for sure.
January 9th, 2008
(-1)
I didn't need to watch the rest of it cuz i thought the first lines in the ytmnd were funny.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
5'd for Rudia
January 9th, 2008
(2)
Go home and be a family man
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Sometimes I like nutnics
January 9th, 2008
(-1)
why is everyone getting so bent out of shape over barrack, vs Clinton, their both bought and paid for by the same rich parrasites who are eating this country from the inside out. the real question is when do we start to call them by what they really are: "patricians" but then people hate thinking about these things, just like people hate thinking about the fact that a half million iraqi's have died as a direct result of our invasion. for such a fearsome nation we sure our scared of ourselves.
January 9th, 2008
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in fact I'd say were pussies when it comes to solving our own problems, or even bringing them to light. thats why we allways correct things after events happen.
January 9th, 2008
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for example I never heard anything on the news about how conditions had deteriotated horribley for iraqi civilians during the occupation. I heard plenty of coverage on the horrible "foriegn al queda" attacks on US troops, but I heard nothing of the fact that all of them where Iraqi, and that the only reason why they had such weapons and explosives is that we allowed their looting of army basses for a photo op.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
What are you talking about? We ignore our own problems or foolishly assume someone else, like our politicians will deal with them. They ignore them too.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
But you nevertheless fearlessly submit your thoughts on this website, which is obviously under the highest degree of govt scrutiny. I wish I had the smallest degree of your indomitable will and courage.
January 29th, 2008
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i never said i had any courage, i just am tired of all the bullsh*t. I did get a little emotion however, I mean doesnt it get tiresome for the rest of you? nobody even pays any attension to platforms anymore, their just obsessed with how people look or act. I'm just tired of it. all of it man, i just want our country to work, and i just doesnt'. I also want ot know how those people died, and why nobody cares
January 29th, 2008
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I want to see my country do something right for once, not out of greed, just because it was the right thing to do, is that so f*cking hard to accept? show me were it works, please, show where wealth isnt created by poverty, and power is awarded by standards instead of ambition, please show me this nation, because i'm tired of what I see.
January 29th, 2008
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your right, I appologize. I just get so fed up sometimes, I'll leave it out of ytmnd however
January 9th, 2008
(0)
high five!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
absolutely epic
January 9th, 2008
(0)
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
5 for Edwards being Johny Cage.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
If you made more YTMNDs like this, I'd actually follow politics.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
I rike it.
January 9th, 2008
(2)
I saw the title and expected a "DEMOKRATS ARE KOMMUNIST!!!!!! IN SOVIET RUSSIA RON PAUL VOTE FOR YOU INSTEAD!!!!"-type thing. I'm glad this isn't (noticeably) that.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Colonel Sanders for the 5! Also: yourvotecounts.ytmnd.com
January 9th, 2008
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Aw poor Obama :/
January 9th, 2008
(0)
I voted Edwards
January 9th, 2008
(0)
you weak pathetic fool!!!
January 9th, 2008
(0)
way too long
January 9th, 2008
(1)
You *ssh*le, you planned this out years in advance.
January 9th, 2008
(0)
excellant
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Vote for an amendment that will allow Bush to serve a 3rd term.
January 9th, 2008
(1)
crack is bad for you mkay?
January 9th, 2008
(0)
great work
January 9th, 2008
(0)
Politics aside, this is funny
January 9th, 2008
(0)
I don't think 'blindingly' is a weird but, well done.
January 9th, 2008
(2)
God, I mean word. I can't wait to see what the internet people do to that. HAHAHHAHA
January 10th, 2008
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Yeah, it's a word.
January 10th, 2008
(1)
"Blindingly" was used in the original Cyrax ending, SO NEH!
January 10th, 2008
(1)
"internet people"
January 10th, 2008
(3)
Those Internet People walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Sand People, nevermind.
January 10th, 2008
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Yeah, it is a word. My bad. I was blindeded.
January 11th, 2008
(0)
WROOONG. It originally says 'blindly'.
January 10th, 2008
(1)
CHOOSE YOUR KAHN-TEE-DATE!!! BA-RAHK!
January 10th, 2008
(0)
I'm Jahn Carrie and I'm....reporting for duty!
January 10th, 2008
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Compared to the top three democrats running right now, he would be the greatest presidential candidate ever.
January 10th, 2008
(0)
heroin is addictive?
January 10th, 2008
(0)
I DEMAND MOAR!!!!!!112...3
January 10th, 2008
(0)
Nice usage of the arcade version music.
January 10th, 2008
(0)
Anything with mortal kobat gets a 5d!
January 11th, 2008
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1'd for anything remotely involving the Democratic party.
January 11th, 2008
(0)
Change "choose your candidate" to choose your kandidate."
January 11th, 2008
(0)
January 11th, 2008
(0)
No Ron Paul
January 12th, 2008
(0)
Can't you judge things on their own quality?
September 1st, 2008
(0)
That would require intelligence which most Ron Paul supporters lack.
January 11th, 2008
(0)
If this were a tag team tournament, Huckabee would win. Why? Partner: Norris.
January 11th, 2008
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A vote for a Democrat is a vote for Osama; democratosama.ytmnd.com
January 11th, 2008
(0)
;-0
January 11th, 2008
(0)
B+, Was good.
January 11th, 2008
(0)
MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2008
(0)
barak!
January 11th, 2008
(0)
Lame but 4'd for "barak"
January 12th, 2008
(1)
the fate of the nation shall be decided as it should be, IN MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
January 12th, 2008
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We Want Obama. Clinton = BITCH.
January 12th, 2008
(0)
misogyny is wrong
January 12th, 2008
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It's not misogyny to call a particular woman a bitch. Especially not with Mrs. Clinton. But calling ALL women a 'bitch' WOULD be misogyny.
January 12th, 2008
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sorry... it should say 'calling ALL women "bitches" would be misogyny'.
January 13th, 2008
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Made of pure win and pixie dust.
January 13th, 2008
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Hey, people, what's your response to this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-16u9x3tfE ?
January 14th, 2008
(0)
JUST SAY NOBAMA!
January 14th, 2008
(0)
I've seen this before. Not by you. And it was better.
January 14th, 2008
(0)
Colonel Sanders is a formidable opponent for Obama.
January 15th, 2008
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I was expecting a fight. Extreme disappointment...
January 15th, 2008
(1)
I was expecting you to leave for good. Extreme disappointment...
January 15th, 2008
(0)
you had me for a while, then it just seemed to go nowhere in the end.
January 15th, 2008
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[Colonel Bogey] Dee dee, dee dee dee DEE DEE! Dee dee, dee dee dee dee dee dee dee...
January 16th, 2008
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God help us all
January 17th, 2008
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That'll grab you by the horn.
January 24th, 2008
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Brilliant!!! Do more!!!
February 3rd, 2008
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You missed a wonderful opportunity to make Barack "Baraka Obama." I mean, I can see why, as it'd make him less likable (and your YTMND is built around the premise that he's the protagonist) but still.
February 4th, 2008
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WIN
February 4th, 2008
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT
February 13th, 2008
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Now lets see a YTMND on the 7 states he just wiped the floor with Hillary with.
March 6th, 2008
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The sound editing was shweet. Especcially 'Barack' without the a. She sure finished him though.
August 30th, 2008
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LAWL at Kucinich's Hot Wife, who's actually 20 years younger than him!
February 9th, 2009
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barack ends up president, lulz
March 24th, 2009
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i'm not going to lie, this was a very VERY well made ytmnd that puts many others to shame. we appreciate you making the rest of us look lazy.