A (not so) Disturbing Horror
Created on: February 7th, 2008
A (not so) Disturbing Horror
This is retarded I know :P

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February 7th, 2008
(5)
It was too much for him to handle
February 7th, 2008
(4)
he couldnt imagine having all those mashed potatoes
February 7th, 2008
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EPIC.
February 8th, 2008
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ny initial opinion is that this is not funny
February 8th, 2008
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IDEA- If I made YTMNDs, I would've cut out all Uncle Phil footage until the potatoes show up, show Uncle Phil saying "Oh my God..." and call it "How It All Began". But I don't.
February 11th, 2008
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Yeah, would've been way better if it ended at "Oh my God!"
February 14th, 2008
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Pillowy mounds of mashed vengeance.
February 7th, 2008
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Pillowy mounds of LOL!
February 7th, 2008
(9)
Best uncle phil site yet.
February 7th, 2008
(3)
What Your About To See.. May Disturb You.
February 7th, 2008
(5)
I'm disturbed that I don't have that large bowl of pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
February 7th, 2008
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I like how you used a fad from two years ago and inserted the latest fad
February 7th, 2008
(3)
Pillowy mounds of, what the heck is this?
February 7th, 2008
(16)
PILLOWY MOUNDS OF OVERUSED FADS
February 7th, 2008
(5)
SO TRUE. BUT SOMEHOW THAT MAKES IT BETTER DOESN'T IT?
February 7th, 2008
(9)
TURKEY
February 7th, 2008
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BUTTER DRENCHED DRESSING
February 7th, 2008
(7)
OH MY GOD
February 7th, 2008
(6)
TINY ONIONS, SWIMMING IN A SEA OF CREAM SAUCE
February 7th, 2008
(0)
good god..
February 7th, 2008
(11)
The problem with Uncle Phil is that as soon as you see him, you know exactly what's going to happen.
February 7th, 2008
(3)
pillowy mounds of mashed c*cks
February 7th, 2008
(8)
whats taters eehh?
February 7th, 2008
(4)
PO TA TOES
February 7th, 2008
(0)
Someone just needs to make an uncle phil where pillowy mounds show up and it just turns into Lando for some reason, and we can all orgasm over it, and finally move on with our lives.
February 7th, 2008
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Changed title to better fit the mood of this ytmnd
February 7th, 2008
(1)
excellent, really made me lmao
February 7th, 2008
(1)
That's hilarious
February 7th, 2008
(2)
ITT:The year is 2006
February 7th, 2008
(1)
Fav uncle phil one
February 7th, 2008
(0)
I HATE THIS FAD I HATE THIS FAD I HATE THIS FAD I HATE THIS FAD I HATE THIS FAD I HATE THIS FAD
February 7th, 2008
(1)
Yes.
February 7th, 2008
(3)
YES YES!!
February 7th, 2008
(3)
DEVELOPERS!
February 9th, 2008
(2)
-claps-
February 12th, 2008
(0)
Developers... Developers, Developers DEVELOPERS *clap* DEVELOPERS
February 7th, 2008
(1)
lol about time someone used the its behind fad again, awsome site
February 7th, 2008
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The best UnclePhilTMND yet
February 7th, 2008
(3)
5 until the "pillowy mounds" sample. Sometimes you say more by not saying it, knowhatimean?
February 7th, 2008
(2)
I actually expected it to end before he dropped the line. It really would have been better if he got cut off somehow
February 7th, 2008
(0)
hmm I'll think about changing it.
February 7th, 2008
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I disagree. The sound clip was needed.
February 7th, 2008
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isn't this exactly the same as http://signsnsfw.ytmnd.com/, only just a different kind of awesome?
February 7th, 2008
(0)
YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!
February 7th, 2008
(0)
lolz
February 7th, 2008
(1)
oh god that just made my day
February 7th, 2008
(0)
LOL
February 7th, 2008
(0)
i hate you sooooooo soooooo much
February 7th, 2008
(12)
pillowy mounds of sh*tty edits
February 7th, 2008
(8)
Tiny edits, swimming in a sea of fad sauce
February 7th, 2008
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^ i lol'd
February 7th, 2008
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i hope arse monkeys creep out of your arse at night and improve this site, until then 3.
February 7th, 2008
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wow he said "pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes" for the 500th time hilarious
February 9th, 2008
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It's just like Poland noise sites for the 500th time. Man, the FPA and overused fads sure do have a lot of things in common...
February 9th, 2008
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at least the FPA is CREATIVE
February 9th, 2008
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hahaha no. not really.
February 9th, 2008
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Keep telling yourself that mariostar while you upvote the 3000th site that uses the Kahn sound clip to replace another line.
February 1st, 2009
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because it's much more worse than just normal sound clips saying "funny internet"
February 7th, 2008
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the best uncle philtmnd EVER
February 7th, 2008
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Thank goodness.
February 7th, 2008
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best yet!!!!!!!!!!!! eleventy million stars!
February 7th, 2008
(8)
most predictable sh*t ever?
February 7th, 2008
(2)
YES
February 7th, 2008
(0)
yeah...
February 8th, 2008
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NEDM
February 9th, 2008
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omg! you scared me right there!
February 7th, 2008
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3
February 7th, 2008
(0)
oh my
February 7th, 2008
(0)
ahhh to be young
February 7th, 2008
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it was great, but it would have been amazing if after the potatoes a sea of cream sauce flowed by with tiny onions
February 7th, 2008
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Wow. You just laid waste to this fad. This is site is funny.
February 7th, 2008
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good work!
February 7th, 2008
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Wow this site is overrated rofl
February 7th, 2008
(0)
no sh*t.
February 7th, 2008
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This is a perfect example of a site where you spend 15 minutes making it in ImageReady and it gets hundreds of fives, as a oppose to a site where 5 hours worth of edits gets downvoted to no end.
February 7th, 2008
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http://motion.ytmnd.com/
February 7th, 2008
(1)
are you saying that you took 15 minutes to make that fractal, or that 4.37 is too low a rating for your standards? But yeah I hear ya MrSinistar, I've spent long hours making a few of my sites only to have them end up with an average 20 votes, 150 views and 3.7 rating.
February 7th, 2008
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Effort alone doesn't make something entertaining. That you expect a rating based on how much work you did should make you evaluate the work that you're doing.
February 8th, 2008
(1)
I wasn't going to view this, but decided to be a friend and watch it so I could downvote it. You're welcome.
February 8th, 2008
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I appreciate the effort, but it's still rated 4.41.
February 7th, 2008
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Good fusion of fads.
February 7th, 2008
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I lol'd pretty hard no matter how many overused fads were used or how predictable it was... and it disturbed me
February 7th, 2008
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the predictability is too high.
February 7th, 2008
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February 7th, 2008
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Damn thats some pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
February 7th, 2008
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favorited you pillowy mound of awesome
February 7th, 2008
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Pillowy mounds of oh my God.
February 7th, 2008
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OH MY GOD ITS BEHIND!
February 7th, 2008
(2)
favorite part is "OH MY GOD..."
February 7th, 2008
(1)
tighten this up-- brightness, contrast, curves, etc
February 7th, 2008
(2)
oh my this is bad
February 7th, 2008
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This is awful
February 7th, 2008
(0)
Oh god. I can't tell you how much I laughed!
February 7th, 2008
(0)
Well-played
February 7th, 2008
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this is a perfect example of why the featured user system fails
February 7th, 2008
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How? This still would have been in up and coming regardless of whether or not I was featured. Being featured had nothing to do with the site's rating. I've made plenty of sites below 4. This is a reflection of the types of expectations of the majority of users found on ytmnd, more than anything. It shows that most come here for a cheap laugh, and they don't mind a site as dumb as nails as long as its amusing to them. That being said, I hope original creative content is rewarded more than this.
February 7th, 2008
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In general, I do think there is a problem with the featured user section, because there is a lot of crap being made, and it takes the space of more deserving sites, and that's why there should be a worthwhile section with a threshold of around 4.0-4.4 instead.
February 7th, 2008
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There are much better examples I assure you.
February 7th, 2008
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comment downvotes will get you no where. Only rebuttals.
February 8th, 2008
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ok, next time you make a site give it to me and i'll post it. we'll see how good it does.
February 8th, 2008
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What can I say? Uncle phil is a popular fad. If I used brian peppers it wouldn't have been rated so high. And I didn't think this would either. The only thing you usually get out of being a featured users is more views thats pretty much it. Look at bob the builder's crap lately. Do you see it on up and coming? No. If you really want me to make you a site to submit, fine. I'll think of something :P
February 8th, 2008
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i think that you should not be able to vote on featured sites.
February 8th, 2008
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correct steakman is correct. bad site is bad. gay upvoting fourest type user is gay. ruined ytmnd is ruined.
February 8th, 2008
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I don't even click on ytmnds in the Featured Users section, I doubt many others do. It's just common sense. It's just another Recently Created, i.e. crap that i would rather not sift through. I'll watch it if it shows up on U&C thank you very much
February 8th, 2008
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you don't see sites on recently created get 3000 hits before they phase out
February 8th, 2008
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I know steakman, that's my point. Being a featured user only inflates views, not ratings.
February 8th, 2008
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Oh Umfuld. I remember when you were never on this silly crusade against sites you didn't like, and that Umfuld was a better user in general. I don't care about ratings. How many times do I have to reiterate this? Just because you don't like a site doesn't mean it has an ill-gotten rating. And there isn't much you can do about it except whine, and that's just annoying. I have never asked anyone to upvote my sites, and I have never voted highly on other sites in the hopes I would get fives in return.
February 8th, 2008
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cube, 8 out of 10 YTMNDs are not worth a 5. Yet that's how you vote. I don't doubt that you've never begged for 5s. Good for you. But that one site, that gay unfunny video game one from a few months ago, I seen when that was posted and it got like 12 5s in less time than it took to watch it through. Whether by your efforts or not your sites are overrated. And your featured status - along with most - is the reason top viewed sites get about 1/3 the views they were getting before the pre-featured gayness. Not saying it was your idea or anything - but just saying your sites more or less suck and featuring users like you - no matter your avg. score is failing. 18 of today's Top 30 Viewed are featured. Hi Max!
February 8th, 2008
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There's only one problem with your observation. I don't just vote on every ytmnd I see. I usually vote on up and coming stuff only and sometimes the featured user section. That's why you see me vote 5s usually. If I voted on every ytmnd I saw, I would go crazy with boredom. Also, I like how you assume your opinion is god, and therefore everyone else should think my sites suck too. Thanks a lot. Get over your superiority complex and realize not everyone thinks like you, or should think like you.
February 8th, 2008
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Like I said before, its not my fault featured users take up most of top viewed, and as I have already stated I would rather not have featured users at all. And tell me, what kind of ytmnds do you like? If my ytmnds are so awful, why don't you make something "better" and show it to me? Stuff like Clive Owen's nintendo site, is kind of what the majority of ytmnd is made up of...and always has been. So you are betting against the majority here.
February 8th, 2008
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And its not even my favorite site ironically enough, but its the people who voted it to be high rated, not me.
February 8th, 2008
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Umfuld, stop being a f*cking crusader. If you don't like what the majority likes, then stop wasting your time with Top Viewed and just do searches for the stuff you DO like. Also, wisdumcube has had numerous sites on Top Viewed before he was featured, and if you think about it, most of the featured users are featured because they've capable of doing the same. being featured isn't the only thing making sites appear on top viewed.
February 8th, 2008
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thats true, there are some good YTMND'ers out there that do make good sites and get on top15, but im still saying that if like me, or kittyblender, or some other user posted this, it would be downvoted to hell.
February 8th, 2008
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So you are basically saying that most people vote based on the user and not the ytmnd? In general, I don't think that happens. But I suppose it is a possibility in certain situations (i.e. garnering more downvotes if you are a dick to other users). If you really want to test out that theory I will make you a site.
February 9th, 2008
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Considering how many times I've been getting revenge downvoted lately, I would say you're being naive. There are a lot of people who upvote Fourest, just because he's Fourest, and on the flip site there are a lot of people who downvote him just because he's Fourest.
February 9th, 2008
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Yes there are revenge downvoters, and shameless upvoters, but I think you are overstating their significance. The majority of users don't form relationships with other users so they don't have grudges, and they don't blindly upvote their friends either. These are the guys who only visit the site maybe once or twice a week. I think there aren't enough abusers to make or break a site...well I guess there are exceptions. Like if you kiss everyone's *ss then you probably get a nice boost or something.
February 9th, 2008
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But where do you draw the line? How do you know if its a revenge downvote or if it is just someone that doesn't like your site? When do you know its *ss kissing and when its just someone who is a lenient voter? When do the conspiracies end and reality begins? I hate having debates on ytmnd because its mostly speculation and people are just going to believe what appeals to them the most. (i.e. I don't like this site, but its high rated so it must because he votes five a lot and gets a lot of returning fives)
February 9th, 2008
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If I stopped making sites right now, I would still vote the exact same way. I don't care about high ratings. I don't want *ss kissing. I just want to make whatever, and not be criticized at every turn. I feel like I have to justify everything I do even though there should be no need to. It's just ridiculous.
February 9th, 2008
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How do I know it's a revenge downvote? When I see someone turn around and downvote my last five sites or top rated five sites. I've caught seven people do it this month alone.
February 9th, 2008
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That's a good point lol, I always forget about the people who mass downvote your sites. That doesn't happen very often though. That does indeed suck.
February 9th, 2008
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ytmnd users can be so pathetic sometimes. But still, this is not going to change much. Only alt downvoting can really hurt your sites. And there isn't a lot of people like this, otherwise only new users would have sites in up and coming as everything else would be downvoted out of spite.
February 9th, 2008
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theres alot of words here...
February 7th, 2008
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good combo
February 7th, 2008
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You have restored my faith in humanity. Rock On!
February 8th, 2008
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HAHHAHAHAHA! Good sh*t Miroki
February 8th, 2008
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This is beautiful...
February 8th, 2008
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SAY IT!! i love how all of these just build up to him saying pillowy mounds at the end.
February 8th, 2008
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ive looked at ytmnd for like 3 years or so now, and i must say, this fad is lacking. however, this definitely deseves a five.
February 8th, 2008
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Best site I've seen in months.
February 8th, 2008
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i especially like the black hand over his face lol detailed
February 8th, 2008
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MASHED TATERS!
February 8th, 2008
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your cube truly is wise
February 8th, 2008
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That's a lot of mashed potatoes!
February 8th, 2008
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Potatoes from SPACE!
February 8th, 2008
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5 for that scene from Signs, also check this one out http://babydino.ytmnd.com/
February 8th, 2008
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I lol'd
February 9th, 2008
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stupid.
February 9th, 2008
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Love it hah
February 9th, 2008
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I laughed then realized I wasn't laughing at this YTMND but at the size of my penis and got sad.
February 9th, 2008
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oh my god
February 9th, 2008
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anybody who worships a fat n*gg*r needs help, and FAST.
February 9th, 2008
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no one is worshiping anyone here.
February 9th, 2008
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one of the best fads since the cos
February 9th, 2008
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how long will thbuis last>XSCLas MK FD"K qfek
February 10th, 2008
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Signs was an awful movie.
February 11th, 2008
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I'm loving these unclephil ytmnds
February 11th, 2008
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That's the first one that made me laugh so much that I farted.
February 14th, 2008
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I enjoyed this comment so much I 5'd the site.
February 11th, 2008
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Well, I liked it.
February 11th, 2008
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aids
February 12th, 2008
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HIS FACESTRILS IS BIGGER THAN HIS HAND.
February 12th, 2008
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oh wow... i nearly blew a load in my pants watching this. This is EASILY the best philtmnd
February 12th, 2008
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Also, I love how when he covers his mouth his hand is like 20 times darker than his face... and he's black
February 12th, 2008
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Btape is a bitch.
February 12th, 2008
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Bravo......just....bravo. It's been a very long time since I have seen a ytmnd that was such a huge hit for me.
February 12th, 2008
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this is terrible. But I just can't get enough pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
February 14th, 2008
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Forget the turkey and mashed potatoes, I'd like to know who or what that guy is up that walks quickly behind the news lady she's gunna be dead in the morning I bet.
February 14th, 2008
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Good Phil site.
February 14th, 2008
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TURKEY.....OH MY GOD.
February 15th, 2008
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Retarded LIKE A FOX!
February 15th, 2008
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Any twist on that scene from "Signs" = insta-5
February 17th, 2008
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This fade is worse that whetstone.
March 5th, 2008
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With club sauce.
July 31st, 2010
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Lmao. Nice one.
June 25th, 2011
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lmao i laughed so fucking hard...then oddly enough a part of me was scared to death XD