finger smoke
Created on: February 18th, 2008
finger smoke
max 
fingersmoke.ytmnd.com
I chopped off the tip of my right index finger cutting an onion on an extremely sharp mandoline.
My finger tip (soon to be on ebay)
Beatnuts - Finger smoke (originally by Chrysalis)

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ballzass91
February 18th, 2008
2:01:06 PM CST
(12)
mad gross
kepledon
February 18th, 2008
2:02:53 PM CST
(12)
What did it taste like?
fearcondom
February 18th, 2008
2:04:55 PM CST
(8)
VAT DE FAK?
kepledon
February 18th, 2008
2:08:54 PM CST
(11)
For the record, this is the first site ever to have mandoline in the keywords.
shadydragon
February 18th, 2008
2:21:24 PM CST
(2)
ILL BUY IT FOR 9001 US DOLLARS
kepledon
February 18th, 2008
2:21:28 PM CST
(4)
No, seriously, Max, you've got my sympathy. But seriously, you should go on the Colbert Report or something.
isonoe
February 18th, 2008
2:40:06 PM CST
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i did this same thing yesterday except with an exacto knife making a stencil, it was the top of my finger though, and i didn't sell it on ebay, i threw it away
unkle
February 18th, 2008
2:45:52 PM CST
(0)
been there, done that. i feel your pain.
Shadow-Con
February 18th, 2008
2:46:15 PM CST
(4)
where's the crazy glue?
thebigbaka
February 18th, 2008
3:16:05 PM CST
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this site will be killed™
killabee
February 18th, 2008
3:52:21 PM CST
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5'd for Max.
Captain-L337
February 18th, 2008
4:22:31 PM CST
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I'll buy your finger for $1,000,000 if you make DarthWang featured
Ycerge
February 18th, 2008
4:50:05 PM CST
(-1)
killercow
February 18th, 2008
5:12:45 PM CST
(3)
Hey Max! Whats up buddy?
killercow
February 18th, 2008
5:14:42 PM CST
(35)
Also, This is why I use razor gator.
Captain-L337
February 18th, 2008
7:00:05 PM CST
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Seriously... I will pay $1,000,000 for the finger and sponsor this for $1,000,000, all I want is for DARTHWANG TO BECOME A [FORGETTING] FEATURED USER!
Kaizen666
February 18th, 2008
7:03:51 PM CST
(3)
Why are you using a mandoline? Get a good knife for f*cks sake.
gr33nscr33n
February 18th, 2008
7:11:20 PM CST
(20)
This is exactly why no one should be allowed to play the mandolin.
motis
February 18th, 2008
7:35:20 PM CST
(9)
Hey, let me know when you get this up on ebay. I've been looking for some new fingerprints for this, uh, thing I've gotta do.
Captain-L337
February 18th, 2008
7:49:17 PM CST
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WHY ARE YOU MINUSING MY COMMENTS ABOUT DARTHWANG BEING FEATURED? HE'S CREATED OVER 1100, MAYBE 1200 SITES, NEVER USED A SINGLE ALT *COUGH FOUREST COUGH* AND WOULD MAKE THE FRONTPAGE FUNNY.
mariostar06
February 18th, 2008
7:53:50 PM CST
(1)
whoa...rock on Captain.
Captain-L337
February 18th, 2008
8:48:25 PM CST
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see my last comment in that chain was downvoted probably by a fourest alt
CJVercetti
February 18th, 2008
9:13:54 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
Sup max, lern 2 knives plz, thx.
notmyalt
February 18th, 2008
10:39:43 PM CST
(4)
I'll take it for $200! but im only gonna have sex with it
benjaphar
February 18th, 2008
11:19:58 PM CST
(33)
That is the worst circumcision I've ever seen.
DarthWang
February 19th, 2008
1:30:43 AM CST
(4)
I don't want to be a pinkf*g
killercow
February 19th, 2008
1:53:20 AM CST
(4)
^Reverse psychology^
DarthWang
February 19th, 2008
1:58:07 AM CST
(0)
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(0)
No, it's the truth
killercow
February 19th, 2008
11:43:30 PM CST
(0)
Riiiiight ;-)
DoomFrost
February 20th, 2008
12:23:29 AM CST
(2)
Never pet snakes on a plane.
megatron
February 20th, 2008
4:21:25 PM CST
(7)
YOUR NAIL IS DEAD , LANDO IS NOT !!!!!!
MeatwadPwnsYou
February 23rd, 2008
3:18:59 PM CST
(1)
hockey music
JLen503
February 23rd, 2008
5:54:03 PM CST
(0)
mad hot
mrvlcmcs
March 3rd, 2008
12:40:49 PM CST
(1)
Hey, max! That's the finger I licked when you were in Chicago! Remember that? Way to not come to our party.
gamekid
February 18th, 2008
2:04:39 PM CST
(1)
ouch.
B-rizzle
February 20th, 2008
9:30:25 AM CST
(-1)
vat de fak?
brachiosaurus
February 18th, 2008
2:05:29 PM CST
(-1)
rawr.
kepledon
February 18th, 2008
2:06:49 PM CST
(1)
roit jeledv.
Nsinr8
February 18th, 2008
2:07:08 PM CST
(1)
you probably didnt need that finger anyway
MrStump
February 18th, 2008
5:06:47 PM CST
(3)
*obligatory mod-system-taking-too-long-even-before-max-could-only-count-to-9 comment*
mik3m
February 18th, 2008
2:09:17 PM CST
(-1)
SH*T SUX MAX
Ochobobo
February 18th, 2008
2:10:08 PM CST
(2)
link the auction when you post it
shoover
February 19th, 2008
6:37:11 AM CST
(0)
And to think 100 years ago they wouldn't imagine us selling our smallest pieces of ourselves online for suprisingly good amount (I have faith that people will buy your finger nail max)
killercow
February 21st, 2008
3:30:31 PM CST
(1)
Id buy it. And then make several ytmnds using it.
k0mputer
February 18th, 2008
2:11:38 PM CST
(0)
LOLOLOLOL FINGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSss
egonym
February 18th, 2008
2:13:26 PM CST
(2)
max bleeds not for he is god
mariostar06
February 18th, 2008
2:15:53 PM CST
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lol i downvoted max' s site because i'm not a pussy.
bigpuffyfluff
February 18th, 2008
2:21:14 PM CST
(3)
im so gonna clone a max now.
shadydragon
February 18th, 2008
2:23:20 PM CST
(6)
then the alternate universes will be complete!
DonaldMcRonald
March 8th, 2008
1:44:31 PM CST
(1)
Yes! Yes!
kornwin
February 18th, 2008
2:26:39 PM CST
(-1)
0.0 at first I thought that was some kind of slimy sea food, but I looked closer and saw the tru7h!
shoover
February 18th, 2008
2:27:33 PM CST
(2)
did the onion at least taste god?
nutnics
February 18th, 2008
2:28:23 PM CST
(1)
If this fad catches on, I'll 5 every single one of them at warp speed.
kepledon
February 18th, 2008
3:36:11 PM CST
(0)
http://www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8
nutnics
February 18th, 2008
4:10:13 PM CST
(8)
by this I mean people cutting off thieir fingers..
outbreak21093
February 23rd, 2008
7:10:26 PM CST
(0)
XD
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
2:29:15 PM CST
(2)
This is f*ckin gross.
Kalishinko
February 18th, 2008
2:29:43 PM CST
(0)
I can't believe it's not a FINGER!!!!!!!
Veers
February 18th, 2008
2:31:03 PM CST
(2)
Max plays the mandolin?
PaRappa
February 18th, 2008
2:31:31 PM CST
(0)
OH NO!!! THATS THE FINGER YOU USE TO CLICK YOUR MOUSE WITH!!! YTMND IS DONE!!!!
dctownes
February 18th, 2008
2:39:04 PM CST
(0)
good beatnuts track. sorry bout the digit dude
Umfuld
February 18th, 2008
2:39:20 PM CST
(9)
I want to make some joke about jewish guys getting the tip of their prick chopped off and tie it into the finger tip site here but I'm too sleepy to think of anything good
Turtleproof
February 18th, 2008
6:22:58 PM CST
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And then you snip . . . the tip!
AndySavage
February 18th, 2008
2:41:01 PM CST
(4)
Looks tasty.. I'll trade you my fruit c*cktail for it
frenchbreadpizza
February 18th, 2008
7:08:08 PM CST
(4)
also c*cktails.
WormyBoy
February 18th, 2008
7:33:11 PM CST
(3)
With clubsauce.
MKII
February 18th, 2008
2:41:54 PM CST
(1)
ewwwwwwwwwww
AndySavage
February 18th, 2008
2:42:08 PM CST
(0)
But wait a second.. where's the gratuitous amounts of blood and gore associated with slicing off one's own fingertip?
max
February 18th, 2008
2:45:01 PM CST
(12)
The mandoline I have is two extremely sharp razor blades in a V shape, it was an extremely clean cut and the tip had no blood on it when it came off. My bathroom looks like a murder scene though.
max
February 18th, 2008
5:07:42 PM CST
(41)
after drinking a bottle of whiskey and rubbing sawdust in my wounds i had no need to get anything reattached.
prairiedogeric10
August 12th, 2010
2:05:47 AM CDT
(0)
This was a reply to a comment that is no longer there.
Goin-Solo
February 18th, 2008
5:57:27 PM CST
(3)
^ spoken like a real man.
Nilocia
February 18th, 2008
5:58:37 PM CST
(-1)
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I hope you feel better Max. Was you using the food holder?
Nilocia
February 18th, 2008
6:14:24 PM CST
(2)
Were you using... I'm illiterate. :-(
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
9:45:38 PM CST
(2)
I have the video http://tip.ytmnd.com/
MurdarMachene
February 19th, 2008
3:45:01 AM CST
(1)
hospitals typically don't re-attach severed fingertips anyway, unless it's a considerable chunk or at least has like, a joint or something in it
homsar
February 19th, 2008
11:40:50 PM CST
(1)
It will grow back anyway B) just take some steroids
Nilocia
February 20th, 2008
6:51:56 PM CST
(1)
Can't you superglue it back on?
Pettitman
February 20th, 2008
9:23:58 PM CST
(0)
please add bathroom scene.
killercow
February 26th, 2008
12:24:55 AM CST
(2)
"The mandoline I have is two extremely sharp razor blades in a V shape" Should have used Razor Gator.
Kernowyom
February 18th, 2008
2:54:29 PM CST
(0)
So many comments already!
Ujikaweapon
February 18th, 2008
3:06:54 PM CST
(0)
Awesome Awkwardness!
Bravedude
February 18th, 2008
3:06:56 PM CST
(14)
This site just proves how f*cking crazy Max has grown over the years, maintaining a site where half the people don't appreciate a damn thing he does. 6 months from now, he is gonna disappear off the face of the planet for a week until he is arrested in France for murdering a couple that he believes "Rick Roll'd" him. When they show him being carried away on the news, we will all probably see him shouting for BTape and Syncan for post bail for him. Also, 5.
Bravedude
February 18th, 2008
3:14:49 PM CST
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Hmm, for those that are downvoting my comment, is it because it was a stupid comment to begin with, because I voted 5 or because of both?
frenchbreadpizza
February 18th, 2008
7:10:06 PM CST
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Because you acknowledged the comment downvoters, and that makes you seem the tool.
ShadowSL
February 18th, 2008
3:18:07 PM CST
(0)
Reminds me of the time I nearly lost a finger when I stuck it into a moving fan when I was about 4 years old.
outbreak21093
February 23rd, 2008
7:15:06 PM CST
(0)
some people are just smart like that... they get to join the club... first rule is dont talk about finger club... second rule dont talk about finger club... third rule is im alowed to break the first and second rule... i cant remember the rest
Howzit
February 18th, 2008
3:21:28 PM CST
(8)
You're gonna like the way you look, I guarentee it.
Howzit
February 18th, 2008
3:26:19 PM CST
(0)
Toothbrush WTF?
tmtigd
February 18th, 2008
3:21:45 PM CST
(0)
Aw . . .
maxvolt
February 18th, 2008
3:25:40 PM CST
(-1)
How did you remove your entire fingernail?
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
6:35:43 PM CST
(0)
That's the fingertip with a little piece of the nail. Extreme closeup FTL
Trykozko
February 18th, 2008
3:25:48 PM CST
(0)
My condolences. I hope you didn't play the piano.
keatonkeaton999
February 18th, 2008
3:28:55 PM CST
(0)
10
killercow
April 1st, 2008
3:45:56 AM CDT
(3)
9 now.
SMZ
February 18th, 2008
3:38:18 PM CST
(0)
Typing must be a bitch
tkNukem
February 19th, 2008
11:50:52 AM CST
(0)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tylersaintcool
February 18th, 2008
3:53:08 PM CST
(0)
Knives are safer
leet-shoe
February 18th, 2008
3:54:11 PM CST
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im commenting on a site by max
leet-shoe
February 18th, 2008
3:56:07 PM CST
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so how long after cutting your finger off did it take you before you thought to make a site out of it
koolaider
February 18th, 2008
4:06:33 PM CST
(2)
Did you put it between your teeth and play with it?
suuzlnerm
February 18th, 2008
4:06:51 PM CST
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that can't possibly be THE max. ...max is black.
MrMuskOx
February 18th, 2008
4:07:18 PM CST
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Pfffffffffft. Why don't you try doing something useful around here for once?
therealjerms
February 18th, 2008
4:07:48 PM CST
(0)
I did that once, but with a knife, dicing red bell peppers. I went around for days after with my middle finger with a fat bandage, looking like I was flipping everyone the naughty finger.
T-V
February 18th, 2008
4:08:30 PM CST
(0)
Damn, Max. I want that, to have. Hope it heals up nicely, though, that's a lot of finger meat.
Mockingbird
February 18th, 2008
4:17:45 PM CST
(1)
*violently pukes*
Walter-Peck
February 18th, 2008
4:23:33 PM CST
(0)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Mockingbird
February 18th, 2008
4:36:05 PM CST
(2)
Hospital...ytmnd...hospital...ytmnd....
Stig
February 18th, 2008
4:44:56 PM CST
(0)
Give me advice, I need to remove my toenail. It's ingrowing and painful!
Chav-Slayer
February 18th, 2008
4:46:55 PM CST
(7)
FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN! UNTIL YOU ARE, COMPLETE AGAIN!
MrStump
February 18th, 2008
5:07:30 PM CST
(3)
I teared up this was so great
Ochobobo
February 18th, 2008
7:02:18 PM CST
(8)
max turn your fingernail into a guitar pick
mcearlgrey
February 18th, 2008
4:52:48 PM CST
(0)
Addicts always make excuses ... it's clear you're a body-mod fetishist.
GordonFremen
February 18th, 2008
5:19:47 PM CST
(0)
F*cking disgusting. I hope you're left-handed, Max.
ONLYoneCANNOLI
February 18th, 2008
5:23:44 PM CST
(0)
ow
whyrock
February 18th, 2008
5:23:59 PM CST
(0)
I used to have to clean a Hobart slicer, very very dangerous. Respect slicers.
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
6:33:22 PM CST
(0)
Don't use it to trim your high heels. Or your finger
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
6:33:53 PM CST
(0)
or your c*ck
nickster1992
February 18th, 2008
5:45:59 PM CST
(1)
MAX!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY GOD ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!! MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lead
February 18th, 2008
5:55:52 PM CST
(2)
GOOD GOD SOLDIER
icenine0
February 19th, 2008
11:30:15 PM CST
(0)
He has incurred an injury upholding the lol. Award this brave max a purple star.
BaconWrappedBacon
February 18th, 2008
6:10:17 PM CST
(3)
who is max? why should i care? are you mad? do you feel blame?
drew00c
February 18th, 2008
6:16:36 PM CST
(1)
i smell a spin-off site with Max dressing his wound in a grungy motel bathroom like so much action film
ROY4L
February 18th, 2008
6:19:19 PM CST
(2)
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
6:32:41 PM CST
(2)
jfxzero
February 28th, 2008
11:47:49 PM CST
(-1)
I ain't afraid of no ghost comments.
RussMann
February 18th, 2008
6:33:08 PM CST
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lol your some emo kid cutting your fingers off lol what a f*g eat sh*t and die
gr33nscr33n
February 18th, 2008
6:49:25 PM CST
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------- << chronster said on 2008-02-13 08:02:34 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey I found this really funny picture at 4chan, and I have this music I think people might like a little. Should I post it? Will you 5 it?
gr33nscr33n
February 18th, 2008
6:49:58 PM CST
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------- << gr33nscr33n said on 2008-02-13 18:34:28 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- you forgot the part where I look to see who made it.
ryanmontana
February 18th, 2008
8:24:38 PM CST
(0)
orly?
CJVercetti
February 18th, 2008
9:19:01 PM CST
(6)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- << max said on 2007-07-02 12:29:28 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you ever send me a private message again, I will delete your account.
gr33nscr33n
February 18th, 2008
9:23:27 PM CST
(1)
The above transcript of a PM is not to make fun of chronster, btw. He understandably asked me why I was being so kind to f*g2's sites and I went on a tirade about dickcream and minimalism and streamlined sense of purpose and execution and, well, everyone knows that f*g2 is max's alt. Hence 5.
JoeyJoeJoe
February 18th, 2008
9:47:54 PM CST
(0)
I didn't know max had an alt
lowcast
February 18th, 2008
11:57:17 PM CST
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i was going to say something about gr33nsc33n, max and alts. instead http://content.ytmnd.com/assets/images/right_corner.gif
omgbomb
February 18th, 2008
7:13:01 PM CST
(0)
FlounderFoot
February 18th, 2008
7:18:45 PM CST
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Good job guy...
postpwn3d
February 18th, 2008
7:42:50 PM CST
(0)
D: ... That just so happens to be my fetish.
j5
February 18th, 2008
7:49:54 PM CST
(0)
i want to be red
Twinsen
February 18th, 2008
7:52:39 PM CST
(0)
I cut off almost all the meat on one of my pinky fingers once. I don't even remember which one, it didn't leave a scar at all.
TheWhiteRider
February 18th, 2008
7:59:50 PM CST
(0)
that is so metal
cooldude12w
February 18th, 2008
8:16:34 PM CST
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Link 2 ebay thing when its ready. Also, ouch.
Liquid-Snake
February 18th, 2008
8:27:13 PM CST
(0)
OWNED
ryanmontana
February 18th, 2008
8:27:26 PM CST
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Judging by the size of that fingernail, you must have a big finger.
Icachowda
February 18th, 2008
8:28:46 PM CST
(0)
LOL nub
madDogSoldier
February 18th, 2008
8:34:29 PM CST
(0)
Max, you okay?
madDogSoldier
February 18th, 2008
8:35:04 PM CST
(0)
I hope you have health insurance.
homsar
February 18th, 2008
8:46:18 PM CST
(1)
5 because my vote doesn't matter
Captain-L337
February 18th, 2008
8:47:44 PM CST
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Bobdole23
February 18th, 2008
8:52:20 PM CST
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Spoilers..........................................................................................................Max is a JEW!!!!!
Captain-L337
February 18th, 2008
10:21:59 PM CST
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who won't feature darthwang
Pettitman
February 20th, 2008
9:21:47 PM CST
(0)
who sucks and is unoriginal
zomglolwtfzor
February 18th, 2008
9:05:43 PM CST
(0)
lol
evilregal
February 18th, 2008
9:11:01 PM CST
(0)
Hey bud, I like your eclectic taste in musics...you should waste a bunch of time making a mix tape for me. I'll send you a cassette.
Gunnanator
February 18th, 2008
9:17:06 PM CST
(0)
Incredible.
dmaz
February 18th, 2008
9:19:43 PM CST
(0)
in informative ytmnd
dethrattle
February 18th, 2008
9:26:33 PM CST
(0)
for not helping me when i needed it you only get a 4 lol aww what the hell i lol'd have a 5
jnorris441
February 18th, 2008
9:32:39 PM CST
(5)
confess max, that's the tip of your peener isn't it
jnorris441
February 18th, 2008
9:33:32 PM CST
(0)
also sorry about your finger.
Econojon
February 19th, 2008
12:22:54 AM CST
(0)
that's one way to get a circumcision!!!
Econojon
February 19th, 2008
12:23:34 AM CST
(0)
Mazel Tov! Shall I bring Manischevitz to the Briss?
NeoEllis
February 18th, 2008
9:43:24 PM CST
(0)
Ew.
ac6517
February 18th, 2008
10:20:57 PM CST
(1)
you aren't allowed to sell body parts on ebay it's one of their rules :(
Carlsagan43
February 18th, 2008
10:24:46 PM CST
(0)
Now your finger and the keyboard are fully compatible.
Archaea
February 18th, 2008
10:33:57 PM CST
(1)
Do you have to let it linger?
hanktherapper
February 18th, 2008
10:51:43 PM CST
(0)
I once smashed my finger on my desk and ripped half my fingernail off while making a site.
JoeyJoeJoe
February 19th, 2008
12:38:06 AM CST
(0)
I broke my finger throwing my cellphone. I also lost my entire fingernail after closing my middle finger in the hinge side of a heavy door. Getting punched in the balls hurts much worse.
madDogSoldier
February 19th, 2008
6:26:25 AM CST
(0)
You broke your finger throwing your cell phone!?!?! How the F*CK did you do that?
JoeyJoeJoe
February 19th, 2008
11:16:07 PM CST
(1)
cocaine is a helluva drug
Kazume
February 18th, 2008
10:55:31 PM CST
(0)
jesus fkkn christ... i have nothing else to say...
Allesandro
February 18th, 2008
11:10:31 PM CST
(-1)
ew.....so, is that just the finger nail then eh?
Rizardo-Lawless
February 18th, 2008
11:25:04 PM CST
(0)
Yum!
Jovian
February 19th, 2008
12:19:48 AM CST
(1)
are you sure it wasnt ninjas?
Jovian
February 19th, 2008
12:20:42 AM CST
(0)
that stupid ad just said OMG, NOWAI!!
Econojon
February 19th, 2008
12:21:23 AM CST
(0)
I WANT BIZARRO MAX CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LoadMan
February 19th, 2008
12:23:28 AM CST
(2)
Didn't know software development was so hardcore.
SailorAmaya
February 19th, 2008
12:34:11 AM CST
(0)
Damn. O_O You can't get it re-attached or anything?
niku
February 19th, 2008
1:13:12 AM CST
(3)
so your finger is now jewish?
Econojon
February 19th, 2008
2:20:43 AM CST
(2)
The perfect addition to any salad!
brucedlx
February 19th, 2008
2:21:40 AM CST
(1)
This is why you shouldn't smoke crack and try to cut your fingernails.
Feedrosie
February 19th, 2008
2:23:47 AM CST
(1)
at least you weren't cutting those onions with your dick.
musashi1600
February 19th, 2008
4:26:26 AM CST
(0)
Holy sh*t.
SaberToothDonkeyWolf
February 19th, 2008
4:27:18 AM CST
(0)
4'd for an interesting story
LogJammer
February 19th, 2008
5:29:48 AM CST
(0)
Cool publicity stunt.
Chetech
February 19th, 2008
6:14:36 AM CST
(0)
What the heck is this?
pharaohmobius
February 19th, 2008
6:50:52 AM CST
(0)
3 because I like the music. :o)
money-hat
February 19th, 2008
7:18:42 AM CST
(2)
Max, you never look at my sites, but I THINK you might like this one--- http://theytookmythumb.ytmnd.com/
NeoMatrixClt
February 19th, 2008
9:03:54 AM CST
(4)
I'm holding out for the fleshlight/piano wire incident in 2009
Elezzzark
February 19th, 2008
5:23:42 PM CST
(-2)
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=( emo
orwellians
February 19th, 2008
5:35:51 PM CST
(1)
MAH BOI! WHEN WILL THIS BE ON eBAY?
prairiedogeric10
February 19th, 2008
11:26:40 PM CST
(0)
OW
Digeridude
February 19th, 2008
11:34:00 PM CST
(1)
Pillowy mounds of sliced phalanges.
lepraconog
February 19th, 2008
11:53:21 PM CST
(0)
YUMMY
Spaztick
February 20th, 2008
12:09:29 AM CST
(1)
Gross, but to be fair it took me a while to realize what part of a finger I was looking at.
bgbez
February 20th, 2008
12:09:34 AM CST
(1)
On the bright side, it should grow back in a few weeks. I did something like this to the tip of my left hand middle finger while cutting cord with a pocket knife. Oddly enough, it was my righthand thumb fingernail which gouged out a plug from the other finger tip. It bled for a long time, but it healed rather nicely. End of story. :-)
JaziB
February 20th, 2008
12:43:23 AM CST
(0)
I don't even know what to give this....meh when in doubt give a 4.
Vyse-er
February 20th, 2008
2:36:01 AM CST
(0)
I will donate 100 dollars to a site of your choosing if that eBay auction sells over 500 bucks.
VomitingKermit
February 20th, 2008
3:31:23 AM CST
(0)
Ow, dude,ow.
ubermann
February 20th, 2008
3:58:09 AM CST
(0)
if someone buy it make sure they don't clone you
Hobocidal
February 20th, 2008
6:18:00 AM CST
(1)
I will purchase this and use the prints to commit heinous crimes
JoeyJoeJoe
February 22nd, 2008
6:22:46 PM CST
(0)
Killing hobos?
washburn647
February 20th, 2008
8:22:50 AM CST
(1)
NSFW
MikeyComicsInc
February 20th, 2008
8:57:18 AM CST
(1)
are the other 9 tips goin up on ebay at some point? i'm only interested if theres a potential rare collection at stake
n5corp
February 20th, 2008
9:03:03 AM CST
(0)
OW.
CaptainRescue
February 20th, 2008
9:24:21 AM CST
(0)
I'm shocked, I'm horrified, and I can't look away :|
TheGreatGatsby
February 20th, 2008
10:36:55 AM CST
(0)
You are one glorious bastard.
Smiddle
February 20th, 2008
1:01:04 PM CST
(0)
Holy crap, a meteor!
dunsparce
February 20th, 2008
1:29:23 PM CST
(0)
This might be your best YTMND.
Robotnik
February 20th, 2008
2:47:26 PM CST
(0)
that gave me a boner
Godot
February 20th, 2008
4:30:07 PM CST
(0)
That's right, I'll make a million Max clones, and then send them all TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU WILL BE INFESTED WITH PEOPLE WITH BAD IDEAS THAT RELATE TO THE INTERNET! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Coolgamer
February 20th, 2008
4:50:17 PM CST
(0)
This is a dangerous utensil and food preparers may choose to wear a metal glove on the pushing hand.
the8ball
February 20th, 2008
5:57:46 PM CST
(0)
F*ckin' gross! I don't wanna see that sh*t!
o0Ender0o
February 20th, 2008
6:25:34 PM CST
(0)
I did the same thing cutting a quesadilla while watching the world cup when I was in college working at hooters. It sucked. Then it was like "PUT IT UNDER WATER!"- "OMFG". I'm pretty sure it was in that quesadilla, too.
o0Ender0o
February 20th, 2008
6:26:09 PM CST
(0)
oh, and five for clumsy dorks using knives
Vash187
February 20th, 2008
8:17:44 PM CST
(0)
OMFG
ColdStone
February 20th, 2008
8:34:12 PM CST
(-1)
*flinch* Didn't need to see this....
EddietheHated
February 20th, 2008
10:22:16 PM CST
(0)
Holy sh*7.... Ow! That makes me cringe just thinking about it.
petro1
February 20th, 2008
10:53:16 PM CST
(0)
wow dude, get well soon dude. I feel for ya
Styken
February 21st, 2008
2:39:22 AM CST
(0)
"Did you see what God did to me man?" "That wasn't God, it was you...you're a f*cking narcotics agent" Also keywords FTW.
homsar
February 21st, 2008
7:50:29 AM CST
(0)
So how long until you put it on ebay and teknorat buys it?
homsar
February 21st, 2008
11:07:19 AM CST
(0)
I broke YTMND
Xavos
February 21st, 2008
4:50:03 PM CST
(0)
Ouch
redzero
February 21st, 2008
10:39:33 PM CST
(0)
What the hell happened?
St00pidman
February 21st, 2008
10:44:33 PM CST
(0)
SUNNOFABITCH THAT MUST'VE HURT! F*********CK!
Mech
February 22nd, 2008
12:57:47 AM CST
(0)
Well done max, well done. You're super.
Ferndar
February 22nd, 2008
4:19:36 AM CST
(0)
The Midevil method of Finger Printing.
Soccrmastr
February 22nd, 2008
9:58:59 PM CST
(0)
holy sh*t...... can we get an object next to that for some perspective?
wok7
February 23rd, 2008
11:34:55 PM CST
(1)
What made you cry moar, the onion or the sliced finger?
Zott
February 24th, 2008
2:21:31 AM CST
(0)
OH God, That's gross!
jman99999
February 24th, 2008
10:07:12 PM CST
(0)
eek
sys
February 26th, 2008
9:48:55 PM CST
(1)
lol did u still eat the onions
DrZaab
February 27th, 2008
6:45:26 PM CST
(0)
what the f*ck. seriously. Look at all these f*gs 5ing this site because Max made it. IT SUCKS. 1 star'd
keichix
February 27th, 2008
7:36:53 PM CST
(0)
Great, now i'm hungry. :|
Frostwrath
February 29th, 2008
7:59:35 AM CST
(1)
Yikes, now your lacking meat and that's what real women need. I pine for you.
villagesouls
March 1st, 2008
7:13:34 AM CST
(0)
something like that happened to myself as well. except it was my left index finger and it was almost cut off...
CataclysmicBeefstick
March 1st, 2008
8:37:19 PM CST
(0)
God you're sick.
Kovalchuk
March 3rd, 2008
7:08:50 AM CST
(0)
BEATNUTS BABY YOU"RE THE BEST THERE IS PSYCH LES YOU"RE THE BEST THERE IS JUJU
Grooblle
March 9th, 2008
9:53:25 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because its max the jew
catholic-man
March 16th, 2008
12:14:09 AM CDT
(0)
Tony Iommi lost 2 of his fingers, and he was still a freaking awesome guitar player. Don't worry about it.
Krakko
March 18th, 2008
10:50:17 PM CDT
(0)
flibberty joo
Prede
March 21st, 2008
8:57:54 PM CDT
(0)
does it grow back?
throes
March 22nd, 2008
12:23:39 AM CDT
(0)
Needs more blood.
SevenSins
March 26th, 2008
4:03:06 AM CDT
(0)
Cuts and the like with sharp objects rarely ever hurt until you realize what the hell just happened, like when I tore a chunk of my right thumb off a few years ago, I was like "where's this blood coming fo-HOLYSH*TI'MGONNADIE"
deadcrow636
March 27th, 2008
3:58:43 AM CDT
(0)
WHAT THE F*CK IS A MANDOLINE!?
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