Before Internet Porn.
Created on: April 4th, 2008
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If your still not in highschool. You understand.

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April 4th, 2008
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LOL I remember those days!
April 4th, 2008
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me and sam used to hit the nickel trolley down too the colored area of town, and sneak through the back door of the local moving picture theater.
April 5th, 2008
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i was poor, didn't have cable. i used national geographic.
April 5th, 2008
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l stole cable
April 5th, 2008
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Trip down mammary lane right there.
April 5th, 2008
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mah boi at 0:04
April 5th, 2008
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In the end, I proved superior. start search "chicks f*cking donkeys" :end:
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wow...i remember. put foil on the end of the antenna, for added hope of better reception.
April 6th, 2008
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this is the reason my vision sucks so much today. Porn made me need glasses :(
April 4th, 2008
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I didn't have cable
April 4th, 2008
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hahah, i understand
April 4th, 2008
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we were so primitive back then! Kids today are spoiled!
April 4th, 2008
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hahahaha totally
April 4th, 2008
(5)
oh ye olde days of 1992, how I remember thee.
April 4th, 2008
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lol forgot to five was too busy fapping to image and sound
April 4th, 2008
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that's rofl
April 4th, 2008
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Yeah i used to flip back and forth between 70 and 71 because they were the naughty channels in hope to catch a split second view of a distorted boob
April 5th, 2008
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I remember one time back in the mid 90's our cable lines got crossed with the neighbors and we ended up with a slightly grainy version of Cinemax for free for about 2 or 3 years. Before that I was doing like Sporticus covering the TV and myself with a blanket so my parents wouldn't see the light of the TV from under their door
April 5th, 2008
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holy crap I thought I was the only one who did that. What baffles me even more is. . . how did our parents never put two and two together and figure out what we were doing?!
April 6th, 2008
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they probably did, but didn't say anything, because they understand. Parents do that more often than you realize
October 13th, 2008
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I loved going to my grandpa's house because someone sold him an illegal descrambler out of the back of their car. I didn't see hardcore porn until the internet though.
April 4th, 2008
(18)
You could get sound too!?!?
April 4th, 2008
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This ^
April 4th, 2008
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lol holy sh*t i had to run for the volume, hilarious though!
April 4th, 2008
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Christ, those were the days. It was good to be eleven. Looking back, it's hard to believe they let the sound run on those things.
April 4th, 2008
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i remember looking out the window to see my parents leave and flipping the tv to spice... ah that was 4 years ago.
April 4th, 2008
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Wow...am I the only one who had good quality sound AND image?
April 4th, 2008
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^ lol, apt username
April 4th, 2008
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keen observation. pop goes weasel... skeet skeet skeet. lawlschool!
April 5th, 2008
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And I keep on, thanks to internet.
April 4th, 2008
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Good times
April 4th, 2008
(1)
I still get my rocks off better to scrambled porn.
April 4th, 2008
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This is stupid
April 4th, 2008
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Holy sh*t, I love you. God bless Channel 99 and its green, slightly-distorted naked chicks that would appear every once in a while.
April 4th, 2008
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uuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -aAaAaA_A__________UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- OH MY-- *slap*slap*slap* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April 4th, 2008
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I'll admit it... so foolish in my youth.
April 4th, 2008
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April 4th, 2008
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Unfortunately my mom thought that cable was evil and i should be playing outside so i never got to experience the joys of scrambled porn.
April 4th, 2008
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Cable wasn't around when I was a kid, so we had to find our porn shredded under bushes.
April 4th, 2008
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I never experienced it either. And by the time digital cable came around, it was pay per view, so you might as well have used the internet at that point.
April 5th, 2008
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Haha Wubble! Same here! Used Porn Mags FTW!
April 4th, 2008
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I THINK I SAW A TITTY!
April 4th, 2008
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GET STACY IN HERE! the metal plate in her skull makes it show up PERFECTLY.
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That's hawt
April 4th, 2008
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I remember when getting porn required a really awkward transaction at a video store. Thank you internet.
April 4th, 2008
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Now it only requires a really awkward conversation with your wife about that mysterious credit card transaction with www.holyhoppingtits.com and associates.
April 4th, 2008
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Ahhh, my first years of high school... Those were the days...
April 4th, 2008
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back in my day we watched hbo late at night and hoped for a movie with a nudity warning at the beginning and then sat through two hours of chick flick bullsh*t to realize it wasn't worth the wait.
April 4th, 2008
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I feel the pain.
April 4th, 2008
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god I thought I was the only one who did that years ago. thank you my friend. thanks you
April 5th, 2008
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I always checked the TV Guide for when the Shock Video series was coming on. That was the sh*t back in the day.
April 5th, 2008
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Haha, me too! My father got satellite when I was 15, and I remember sneaking up when everyone else went to bed ... flipping through the channel guide, hoping to find a movie with a description that included "N" (nudity) and "AC" (adult content) warnings.
April 4th, 2008
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I'm 5ing this as hard as I can. I always had my trigger fingers on both previous channel AND channel up, to end up on a PLAUSIBLE channel.
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hahahahahahah i like this comment
April 4th, 2008
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Ha ha same here... those were the good old days. Porn nostalgia lol.
April 4th, 2008
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but God help you if you pressed them in the wrong order.
April 4th, 2008
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5d for good quality
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I feel like this has been done
April 4th, 2008
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She's faking it.
April 4th, 2008
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Sometimes it helps to flick back and forth between the channels repeatedly. God bless analog scrambling.
April 4th, 2008
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OH SH*T DUDE MY SPICE CHANNEL IS COMING IN CLEAR WTF!!
April 4th, 2008
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needs more static.
April 4th, 2008
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I miss those days of waiting to see a tittie between the squiggles. =D
April 4th, 2008
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wow, so many memories. i remember the day i had the brilliant idea, i thought i was a genius.
April 4th, 2008
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Porn was so much better when it was scrambled. This new porn leaves nothing to the imagination.
April 4th, 2008
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Scrambled cable signals totally give me a boner because of this.
April 4th, 2008
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OH GOD THE MEMORIES
April 4th, 2008
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OH GOD THE MAMMARIES (sometimes)
April 4th, 2008
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The good old days.
April 4th, 2008
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F, sounded like me and your mom last night.
April 4th, 2008
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i remember the werent alowed have the sound during the daytime, so they played this stupid music constantly until 10 pm
April 4th, 2008
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It was the same five songs over and over again
April 4th, 2008
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LOL i Remember
April 4th, 2008
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Ahhhh. Those we're the days.
April 4th, 2008
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LOL those were dark times.
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Mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeemories
April 4th, 2008
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heh heh, that never happened
April 5th, 2008
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So how long ago did you tape this, anyway?
April 5th, 2008
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I got chills.
April 5th, 2008
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Sometimes when you'd flip back and forth between these channels, you'd get a flash of an almost correct image. And that would be enough when you're a kid.
April 5th, 2008
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I saw a nipple!
April 5th, 2008
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I remember
April 5th, 2008
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Holy shatcakes on a stick, channel 77!!!! perfect porno sound, and a warped tit, with the vag on the other side of the screen. like those 3d art images, cept for porno. now we got free previews and brazzers.
April 5th, 2008
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I remember trying to pierce through the haze of cable scrambling, at 13. Truly, those were the dark ages.
April 5th, 2008
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i rarely found these channels, i found more softcore sh*t or foreign films on showcase or bravo. it was tough times during the week but friday nights were golden.
April 5th, 2008
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I can't wait to bitch to my grandchildren about how easy they have it when it comes to free porn.
April 5th, 2008
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it was the best when the channel would tard out for a few seconds and you could get a clear picture :D
April 5th, 2008
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It's like watching Hot Dog: The Movie's boob scenes so many times that they wore out my beta cassette.
April 5th, 2008
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lawl putting your work computers volume up while at ytmnd = bad idea
April 5th, 2008
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haha i remember doing that on channel 99
April 5th, 2008
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I feel kinda ashamed that I can relate. This is Pathetic.
April 5th, 2008
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lol so true
April 5th, 2008
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I THINK I SAW A NIPPLE!
April 5th, 2008
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I saw a nipple!
April 5th, 2008
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I caught my dad watching this kind of porn. I was wondering how he knew about my favorite secret channel.
April 5th, 2008
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Dude, I loved this sh*t back in the day.
April 5th, 2008
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Those were the days.
April 5th, 2008
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I loved going to my grandparents because they had an illegal descrambler in their basement.
April 6th, 2008
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so that weird leather suit with chains WASN'T something from your grandpa's old war days
April 5th, 2008
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LOL so true
April 5th, 2008
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Not right now you don't!
April 5th, 2008
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5 for the memories
April 5th, 2008
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5'd for "i can relate"
April 5th, 2008
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ah the good old days...
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But I poop from there...
April 5th, 2008
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Ah, the good old days.
April 5th, 2008
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hahhahahah wow. i thought i was the only one..
April 5th, 2008
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ours came in pretty well. really grainy but it did that sh*t where the picture rolls right to left over and over so it's like you're watching a ping pong match while you beat your dick
April 5th, 2008
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a woman only makes that much noise if you buy her jewelry
April 6th, 2008
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diamonds: because money = love
April 5th, 2008
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I miss those days. I didn't know what the hell I was watching, all I knew was that it was wrong.
April 5th, 2008
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God I remember at midnight every night channel 99 (spice as it was called) came in for free for one hour.
April 5th, 2008
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Awwwwww.... i miss scrambled porn....
April 5th, 2008
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I used to watch this... on occasion the picture would clear up and you could see everything...ooooOOOoooOOooo
April 5th, 2008
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Can't 5 because I never got sound. Only scrambled images.
April 5th, 2008
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I used to do this in the early to mid 90s, before coming online in 96. Every once in awhile, you could make out a breast or some bush if the screen aligned right for a second. I used to do this, or watch Up all night with Ronda Sheer. This was like, 14-18 years ago. Christ I'm old.
April 5th, 2008
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Kids these days... don't know how lucky they are.
April 5th, 2008
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I think I saw a nipple! David jiggle the cord some more!
April 5th, 2008
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I could listen to this for hours.
April 5th, 2008
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win
April 5th, 2008
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WORD LIFE!
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if there ever was a site that deserved a 5 based purely upon nostalgia - this is it
April 6th, 2008
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scooby doo can doo doo, but jimmy carter is smarter
April 6th, 2008
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Holy sh*t I remember this!! OnTV in 1982 was da bomb!
April 6th, 2008
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yup
April 6th, 2008
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i herd we gonna get irc.. it will be good #?!
April 6th, 2008
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Honestly, I kinda pine for the days when my imagination filled in the blanks. The girls were a lot less ugly in my head and EVERY scene was a lebian scene!
April 6th, 2008
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the medium might have changed, but the fear of getting caught still remains
April 6th, 2008
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where's the part where it comes in good for 2 seconds???
April 6th, 2008
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I remember watching green/grainy/wavy Hotel Erotica on skinemax as a youth.
April 6th, 2008
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I once fapped to a scrambled Nina Never Says No
April 6th, 2008
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LOL, I saw the video this sound came from.
April 6th, 2008
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great site lolol does need more static sound drifting in and out tho
April 6th, 2008
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i used to jerk off to this
April 6th, 2008
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-1 for no work safe warning.
April 6th, 2008
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My favorite is when the picture would come in clear and there would just be one vertical line about 3/4 over the screen. Colors were inverted but still, that sh*t was kill!
April 6th, 2008
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And every time the screen descrambled enough to see a tit - EJACPOT!
April 6th, 2008
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5 for ejacpot.
April 8th, 2008
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also I'm still in highschool and I understand. Scrambled cable's been around longer than you think.
April 10th, 2008
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It's funny because it's true.
April 18th, 2008
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it's a weird thing to find out on ytmnd that i wasnt the only one that used to lope my mule to static...what a wonderful place this is.
November 24th, 2008
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channel 99 baby! those were the good old days.