Global Warming ANALYSiS: We Stayin Fresh
Created on: April 27th, 2008
Global Warming ANALYSiS: We Stayin Fresh
WENDYS FRESH TASTE CHEESY MELT YUM

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April 27th, 2008
(10)
The fact that Wendy's burgers come in a space and packaging efficient square shape leads me to believe that they were at some point frozen. I mean come on, did they kill the cow right behind the register?
April 30th, 2008
(8)
Yes, I saw them do it.
May 1st, 2008
(4)
whoa, he stole that guys tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
May 1st, 2008
(2)
FINALLY, someone who isn't misinformed about this whole isse!
May 1st, 2008
(-1)
I smell featured user.
June 27th, 2008
(-1)
nah they are just kept refrigerated rather than frozen in a freezer... i used to work there. its a bullsh*t way of deceiving the audience in their commercial to appear "better" than they are. its still fast food.
June 29th, 2008
(0)
I think this is either proof that Wendy's is behind Global Warming, or that we all will have somewhere to eat in a few years. Plus all Global Warming means is Solar Panels will become a viable source of alternative energy!
April 27th, 2008
(8)
it's (like) a pizzone! it's huge!
(6)
The Pizzone is yours alone!
May 1st, 2008
(6)
wutcha got there?
July 1st, 2008
(0)
Looks like the elephant is having Gack! anal leakage.
April 27th, 2008
(1)
Aw girl, you nasty
April 27th, 2008
(2)
Hey what's that heffalump doing, peeing or something?
April 27th, 2008
(6)
I haven't been to Wendy's in a while. Maybe I'll eat there tonight. But probably not.
April 27th, 2008
(0)
YES YES
April 27th, 2008
(5)
The hot urine melts ice glaciers
April 27th, 2008
(5)
analysis:way better than fast food
April 30th, 2008
(3)
Elephants make green poop. The more you know¯™
April 27th, 2008
(2)
Stayin' fresh till midnight or later
April 28th, 2008
(8)
the baconator could kill 5 small children
June 26th, 2008
(8)
the baconator *is* 5 small children
April 29th, 2008
(3)
NIQQER
April 29th, 2008
(1)
tired of the same lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it?
April 29th, 2008
(9)
The burger has had conspicuously few sunspots this year.
April 29th, 2008
(5)
Fresh never frozen. The best way to enjoy a corpse.
April 29th, 2008
(6)
global warming's just gonna be a bunch a lame-o fun n burgers!?
April 30th, 2008
(5)
The gods must be yummy.
April 30th, 2008
(3)
hey guys think max would let us start our own club??!
April 30th, 2008
(3)
5'd for penis gourds
April 30th, 2008
(2)
peeing elephant
April 30th, 2008
(-1)
I prefer the TCBCR thankyouverymuch
May 1st, 2008
(0)
THE NEW MCDLT
April 30th, 2008
(1)
If meats was meant to be freezed wouldn't cows live in Antarctica?? LOLOLOL
(0)
If meat WASN'T Ment to be frozen why wouldn't it last more than 3 days unfrozen without becoming moldy?
May 1st, 2008
(2)
I like sites that make me express mirth, pleasure, derision, or nervousness with an audible, vocal expulsion of air from the lungs that can range from a loud burst of sound to a series of quiet chuckles and is usually accompanied by characteristic facial and bodily movements better
May 1st, 2008
(1)
or just sites that feature men w/ carrot penises.
(1)
First time i saw that jive, the mental translation came across as "Greater Chance of Spoilage!!!" Frozen Meats FTW. In other news: Vibrant image with kickin' track get 5'd!!!
May 1st, 2008
(0)
Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
(6)
You want something to put your mind at ease about global wharming? K. Take a glass of water and fill it with ice cubes. Let the ice cubes melt completely. You'll notice that the water level in your glass has in fact been reduced.
June 27th, 2008
(0)
You will also notice that there is more free water in the system (the glass) that is the problem: there will be more water in the environment that was formerly trapped in ice caps. Not to mention the complete destruction of arctic habitats.
June 28th, 2008
(1)
Fill a bowl half-way with water and put some ice cubes in. The ice cubes will float. Now, wait for the ice cubes to melt. You will notice that the water level has in fact risen.
June 29th, 2008
(1)
Ice is h20 in frozen form, but it is not water, which is h20 in liquid form. So the water level in the glass went from "nothing" to "something".
May 1st, 2008
(3)
Is the elephant jazzing on the ground????
July 1st, 2008
(0)
Are you implying that Jazz Jackrabbit should be rated M?
(2)
BURGER DA SKIES LEAVES DA AIR SMELLING LIKE BEEF ONIONS AND CHEESE! HALLELUJAH!
May 1st, 2008
(0)
love it
May 24th, 2008
(0)
Hey! i recognise that elephant
May 29th, 2008
(0)
This is classic Click right here.
June 26th, 2008
(5)
Sites like this give me hope for YTMND.
June 26th, 2008
(0)
put it in the time capsule
June 27th, 2008
(0)
I think one reason YTMND might suck now is that sites stay up so long on U&C, so the solid 4.0X sites like this one, which may have limited appeal to a popular audience, are pushed down by sites with more accessible humour (usually video game nostalgia, or MasterSitsu-esque pop-culture mashups). It really is a shame that YTMND has been so steeped in a particular brand of humour. Actually, sometimes I think "featured users" is a good idea after all, and just needs to be extended to be more inclusive.
June 26th, 2008
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this just proves if u decide to get a good rating, certainly paying for it wont help u. hahahahahahhahahah suker
June 26th, 2008
(-1)
Is the naked black guy trying to buy the burger from the elephant?
(2)
random never funny
June 27th, 2008
(1)
that happened in my backyard
June 28th, 2008
(1)
What's the song?
July 1st, 2008
(0)
Afrika Bambaataa - "B-More Shake"
June 28th, 2008
(0)
nice beat man
June 29th, 2008
(0)
Are you trying to say Wendy's burgers are made from Elephant? I f*cking knew it.
June 29th, 2008
(0)
It reminds me of "It's a Pizzone!" which is a glorious thing for you my friend.
June 29th, 2008
(0)
June 29th, 2008
(0)
Just another piece of proof that the King is God.
June 29th, 2008
(1)
Why? BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE STEAKHOUSE. GOSH. PEOPLE ARE SO BEHIND THE TIMES.
July 1st, 2008
(0)
Putting the anal in analysis. Also work-safe'd.
(-1)
Viral marketing is the suck.
July 4th, 2008
(1)
IM WEARING A penIS GOURD TOO
July 4th, 2008
(0)
Peeing elephant
July 4th, 2008
(1)
YTMND is under a viral marketing attack by the fastfood industry. Click is actually head of the Wendy's marketing staff.
July 9th, 2008
(0)
lol nice
April 4th, 2014
(0)
Six years. It has been six years and I found this by searching "penis gourd." Thanks, Max. Take a load off.