A tired, old gamer expresses his feelings on FFXIII for 360
A tired gamer expresses his heartbreak at the FFXIII for 360 announcement.

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July 14th, 2008
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these are so bad
July 15th, 2008
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symbiotic != symbolic. Fix it for 5
July 15th, 2008
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It's funny how my masturbation ended up paralleling that of the series itself.
July 16th, 2008
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QQ FF players. Crash Bandicoot and Spyro fans had it worse, and it came much earlier.
July 14th, 2008
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The horror..... But wait!- ASS-BURGERS!!! :D
July 14th, 2008
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Luckily not all aspies are like this. Take that from personal experience.
July 15th, 2008
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*agrees with omgKEKE* I've got a PS3. I haven't actually played any FF games since Nine, unless you count Crystal Chronicles for the GC. I think it's stupid to buy a console specifically to play one specific game (although ironically my main [but not singular] reason for getting a PS3 is LittleBigPlanet), and when I was deciding on a new console, between the Wii and the PS3, it came down to the PS3 having more titles I was interested in, so I got that. Also, I hope this GFAQS post was a troll.
July 14th, 2008
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no one caaares
July 14th, 2008
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lol
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i very rarely one...
July 14th, 2008
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T_T
July 14th, 2008
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what the f*ck is wrong with people!
July 15th, 2008
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Aspergers.
July 15th, 2008
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Ass Burgers.
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Epic
July 14th, 2008
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So, um, FFXIII is coming out on PS3 too.. should someone go tell the guy?
July 14th, 2008
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Nah, he means that it's on both consoles, so all the dirty xbox people can play it too and all the faithful PS fans get shafted.
July 15th, 2008
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HOORAY FOR 360!
July 17th, 2008
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Nah, it's funnier this way. Sorry, Assburgers. :D
July 17th, 2008
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...as if FFXIII on another console is anything other than a business agreement from Square Enix. Betrayal? Please. If anything, they're pleasing more people, because it's available to others now.
July 14th, 2008
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Lol, very good
July 14th, 2008
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The person who wrote that is pathetic. Square betrayed Nintendo. Nintendo had the BEST FF game ever, FF6. While on the Sony Consoles, Square sold their games purely off of movie cinematics and the name "Final Fantasy." After FF7, the series became garbage.
July 14th, 2008
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*headdesk*
July 14th, 2008
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Sounds like an old dude is speaking from a retirement home.
July 15th, 2008
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so wait wut exactly happened? lawl
July 15th, 2008
(1)
Basically the developers of Final Fantasy originally said that they would only make the game for the PS3, but now they just announced that it is coming out on the 360 too. Apparently people are upset about this.
July 15th, 2008
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What poetic bull sh*t.
July 15th, 2008
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July 15th, 2008
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This is me caring.
July 15th, 2008
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... and this betrayal combined with my AssBurgers is just making me lose all hope.
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I've reached a new level of Machuration
July 15th, 2008
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Aspergers is a social disorder, its not like Alzheimer's.......... so what's with the senior voice?
July 15th, 2008
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Actually a retarded suicidal old man. WHAT GAME FOR PS3 HAD ONE? GUESS AND WIN 1 MILLION DOLLARS
July 15th, 2008
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Waah, FF12 isn't PS3 exclusive anymore... Lemme go pout in the corner with my copy of Resistance and MGS4. Oh, woe is the PS3 gamer now. The 360 gamers are oh so lucky. Seriously, all these whining fan boys need to shut up and accept that the video game business is just that, a business. Also, if i see AssBurgers one more time, I'm gonna die laughing.
July 15th, 2008
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I agree, the aspergers part cracked me up straight away.
July 16th, 2008
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I'll just go enjoy my 15 hours of cutscenes and 3 hours of gameplay in MGS4
July 17th, 2008
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hear, hear!
July 15th, 2008
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cool beans
July 15th, 2008
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are people really this worked up over a game? just for the record, final fantasy games are boring as hell... ive never played a game more epic AND boring... the kid that wrote that is delusional, disturbed, and he needs better taste in consoles, and games.
July 15th, 2008
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i think the danger here is you are assuming this dude is serious, and it seems pretty clear he's being sarcastic. the joke is on you, popple.
July 15th, 2008
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This deserves a much higher rating.
July 16th, 2008
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You deserve a 2-liter rammed up your ass. Ask Champ for help.
July 15th, 2008
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lol, I love how he bitches about it being for playstation only, yet he neglects to notice that it originally was made for nintendo. Who cares, more consoles it's on the better.
July 15th, 2008
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Ass Burgers.
July 15th, 2008
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I GOT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE
July 15th, 2008
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Get rid of this sh*t....seriously
July 15th, 2008
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If you're a gamer you have both systems anyway, who cares...
July 15th, 2008
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That's so gay, homo, you F*gg0t, you're a queer aren't you, f*g, queer, F*GG0T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!@!!@!@3243215
July 15th, 2008
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Double Lulz
July 15th, 2008
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C'mon downvotering *ssh*les!!! This is pure gold!
July 16th, 2008
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Quit trying to turn ytmnd into a gay bar. This is pure man chowder.
July 15th, 2008
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this voice is great all around, the post is ridiculous, win. I feel bad for that anime nerd.
July 15th, 2008
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July 15th, 2008
(1)
Man what is fuking wrong with these games play the f*cking game and shut the f*ck up Jezzus.
July 15th, 2008
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You sound like Deckard Kain.
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top viewed sucks today
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You're a f**king idiot. please die.
July 15th, 2008
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Consoles are for people who don't have good PCs.
July 16th, 2008
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word
July 15th, 2008
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That was kinda sad. ='(
July 15th, 2008
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Oh god, I can't stop crying, somebody hold me!
July 15th, 2008
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I dont like the graphics for FFXIII there to cartoony
July 15th, 2008
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That was good. FF games suck anyway f*cking turn based crap.
July 15th, 2008
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Final Fantasy games make me sleep, they are boring and suck
July 15th, 2008
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Holysh*t, did I just hear Dekkard Cain contemplate suicide because FFXIII isnt PS3 excluisve? Also AssBurgers
July 15th, 2008
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$599 says this kid buys a XBOX360.
July 15th, 2008
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I don't know why you chose to do this as an old man, and not in a more whiney emo voice. Is it because of the reference to aspergers? If so asperger's has nothing to do with age and everything to do with Autism. Anyways I enjoyed it, but the old voice got annoying fast, and was too drawn out.
July 16th, 2008
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I think it has to do with him refering to his childhood and growing up blah blah blah "joyfull reminder of youth and things past" blah blah blah
July 15th, 2008
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This sucks.
July 15th, 2008
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July 15th, 2008
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Aspergers is a light form of autism, which is more or less a social disorder. This is not to be confused with mental disorders such as downs syndrome or alzheimers disease.
July 15th, 2008
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i laughed because i read the whole thing and then read the topic title good enough to not downvote despite being a screenshot
July 15th, 2008
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July 15th, 2008
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I call Aspergers more of an excuse that socially awkward people make than an actual disease.
July 15th, 2008
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You ever talk to anyone with aspergers? Its painful as hell, they can make a 10 minute conversation into a 3 hour ordeal.
July 17th, 2008
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It's a real disease, but much like ADHD, it's becoming so over-diagnosed (and in this case, self-diagnosed), that no-one takes it seriously anymore. Most people who claim to have Aspergers are full of sh*t. In fact, most austistics/Aspergians specifically hate to talk about it and would rather be thought of as normal.
July 15th, 2008
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LOLZ, I are use internets? I make teh comments yes? I is do good four the internets.
July 16th, 2008
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ASS BURGERS. People need to digg this. So we can make fun of Square Weeaboos. Direct the hate targeted at a certain group of gamers towards them lol.
July 16th, 2008
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digg + ytmnd = + comment? what has happened to us?
July 16th, 2008
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http://lolvideogamez.ytmnd.com/
July 16th, 2008
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X-2 led to my understanding of "that" opposite sex
July 16th, 2008
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Self-diagnosed Aspergers is awesome. Lovely reading. Beautiful, even. I could feel the pitter patter of his tears on his original PSX controller.
July 16th, 2008
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I agree. Self-diagnosed Asperger Syndrome FTW!
July 16th, 2008
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Oscar nomination?
July 16th, 2008
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QUIT TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF LAMEASS FORUM POST THAT NOONE CARES ABOUT AND READING THEM IN YOUR STUPID VOICE FFS. YOUR YTMND'S SUCK. GET YOUR SH*TTY SITES OFF THE FRONT PAGE.
July 16th, 2008
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Out of my gratitude, I will identify all of your items for free.
July 16th, 2008
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Growing up i quickly realized that my life was solely based off of Diablo. Never will i know a closer bond than I've had with Deckard Cain; a man of true solace. I grow weary waiting for his plot line to blossom into the third installation of the game series. I contemplate suicide in these long, cold months of longing.
July 16th, 2008
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beating a dead horse
July 16th, 2008
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Dude why is it so hard for you to read out loud? You were missing out random parts? Not that I really care, boring knee-jerk bullsh*t anyway.
July 16th, 2008
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Oh cmon, this is ridiculous...
July 16th, 2008
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He bought a PS3 before the game came out?? They will only go down in price....moron
July 16th, 2008
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F*ggy long reading.
July 16th, 2008
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THIS IS BORING AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
July 16th, 2008
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You win. God, do you f*cking win on this one. 5.
July 16th, 2008
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Oh...my God...I know this guy. He has the mind of a child. He was my neighbor when I was younger, and my parents basically made me visit him to keep him company. All he did was ramble on about different games, or what he drew that day. I just stood there thinking, "Someone shoot me." Heh, I remember acting like I was getting a call just to get away. His screen name is consisted of his initials, then month and year of his birth. I noticed that and nearly choked right here. All I can really say is...wow.
July 16th, 2008
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Ugh, I can remember his screeching and abhorrently nasally voice now...at least class with him was still highly entertaining.
July 17th, 2008
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If you really know this guy, I'm deeply sorry. But knowing that you know him, makes this a lot funnier!
July 17th, 2008
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I could tell stories upon stories, like the time he started drawing porn of various Nintendo characters, then flipped out when his mom found the book.
July 16th, 2008
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Read it better. You sound dumber than him sometimes when you misread. Great find, though.
July 16th, 2008
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5d
July 16th, 2008
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You ruined this by doing a voice over..
July 16th, 2008
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YOU ARE A NIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
July 16th, 2008
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5'd for *ss burgers
July 16th, 2008
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It's just a f*cking game, damn! This dude's got some issues.
July 16th, 2008
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well done
July 17th, 2008
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that n*gg* needs to get laid
July 17th, 2008
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Stop making these.
July 17th, 2008
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To begin with, I don't care. Second, having all the systems, makes me really not care. What a loser.
July 17th, 2008
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The troll has succeeded! You've all been tricked.
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Oh no! A video game series will no longer be exclusively on a single console! How will the world ever live!?!?!?! *sooooooooooooooooob*
July 18th, 2008
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Wow. That kid's going to become a paedophile.
July 18th, 2008
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I find this more sad than funny.
July 18th, 2008
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He's sad because the series is finally statring to get good.
July 18th, 2008
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If his "birth happened at the same time," then this retard isn't quite 21? Also, betrayed? I have assburgers AND Star Wars's birthday, DO YOU SEE ME CRYING?
July 18th, 2008
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Aspergers is now Alzheimers
July 18th, 2008
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how do i cross the maltc*ck expressway in gears of war 2: call of duty 4.
July 19th, 2008
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Pathetic post, awesome voice, sad music, it's all there. Winner!!!
December 12th, 2011
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wow. that game must've been terrible