Patricia Learns of Little Mysterio
Created on: July 15th, 2008
Patricia Learns of Little Mysterio
Patricia Perkins was never quite sure what it was that drew her in to the warm embrace of Mr. Beck's arms. All she knows for sure is that she went to the disco that night a teenager, but came home the next morning a woman.

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.43) 419 55 68

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
3 1 1 0 16,391

Inbound links:

views url
6 http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/39442777
5 http://boards.4chan.org/co/
5 http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/55878101
4 http://boards.4chan.org/
3 http://t.co/vTRjvYXhT2

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
July 15th, 2008
(0)
heh
July 16th, 2008
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
I actually hope for a Mysterio fad, now. This is too perfect.
July 16th, 2008
(6)
You ruined it! now there is no fad!
July 17th, 2008
(0)
Hilarious.
(0)
EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM
July 16th, 2008
(4)
Master of Illusion, Indeed
July 16th, 2008
(0)
There really aren't enough sites featuring Mysterio
July 16th, 2008
(0)
also, creepy site desc, lol
July 16th, 2008
(0)
alright...at first i was like, wtf this sucks, did he really go there, but then i read the description, and that definately took it home for me...5 stars
July 16th, 2008
(-3)
1'd for description
July 16th, 2008
(-2)
His helmet looks like the tip of a dick covered with icy hot in subzero temperatures.
July 16th, 2008
(0)
You are a genius on majestic levels.
July 16th, 2008
(0)
never fail to bring d funny haha
July 16th, 2008
(0)
lol
(1)
that's dirty
July 16th, 2008
(-2)
Sex with jail bait cartoon chicks is not funny
(1)
YE-HEH-ESSSSS
July 19th, 2008
(0)
MAH DEER
(6)
Who's the MILF in the back?
July 16th, 2008
(10)
Geena Winters, a thirty-something secretary from upper New Jersey, would forever remain bitter towards the young blonde who spent the rest of the night at Mysterio's arm. If only Geena had arrived at disco a few moments earlier, perhaps she would have been the one to find out if the rumors surrounding Quentin's... Beck were true. Alas, the close encounter only left her with a morning of puking up cheap liquor and a few months of "what-if" conversations at the water cooler, much to her co-workers' chagrin.
July 17th, 2008
(0)
a god-damned hot tap, no mater what the birthing trauma may have caused the canal.
(0)
For answering my question with a story, you won +5 stars.
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Either way that bitch looks pissed.
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Jon peaked over the shoulder of the middle aged woman in front of him, gazing longingly at the heroic figure of Quentin's masculine body, Beckoning him ever closer. If he had only arrived at the disco a few moments earlier, he would have found out first hand why they had nicknamed Mysterio "El Negro". Alas, the close encounter only left him with a mindsplitting hangover and a few months of "So did you??" questions from his friends at the water cooler.
July 19th, 2008
(0)
5 for the story
(0)
Mysterio has the answers to questions you never even knew you had.
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Mysterio has questions to answers you thought you had. Mi-Mi-Mi-Mind F*ck!
July 16th, 2008
(0)
Aww skeet skeet skeet sheet!
July 16th, 2008
(0)
July 16th, 2008
(0)
July 16th, 2008
(0)
July 16th, 2008
(0)
That's one lucky girl.
July 16th, 2008
(6)
"It's an optical illusion my dear... it's really much larger"
July 16th, 2008
(0)
haha this gets better every time you watch it.
July 16th, 2008
(0)
penis
July 16th, 2008
(1)
... is this part of an Old Spice ad?
July 16th, 2008
(0)
Woah
July 16th, 2008
(4)
HINT: SHE GETS HIS PENIS
July 16th, 2008
(2)
OH, now i get it!
July 16th, 2008
(0)
The blondes expression wins this completely lol
July 16th, 2008
(1)
doesn't look like his packing much underneath the spandex. sigh
(0)
July 17th, 2008
(-3)
1
July 17th, 2008
(1)
1 star for each inch of dick length
(0)
*crotch*
(0)
awesome
July 17th, 2008
(2)
MMM.. FOOOD?
July 18th, 2008
(1)
BEEF RAPP
July 17th, 2008
(-2)
should add HORSEDICK
July 17th, 2008
(0)
Get 'em Spider man and his amazing friends!
July 17th, 2008
(0)
Of course the got the pretty blonde getting with the green guy. F*ck it never ends
July 17th, 2008
(0)
F*cking brilliant.
July 17th, 2008
(-2)
lcads one was alot better
July 17th, 2008
(-1)
uh oh
July 18th, 2008
(1)
THAT'S NO WEBSHOOTER
July 18th, 2008
(0)
S'funny.
July 18th, 2008
(1)
Mysterio looks just like the duke of Zill
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Who is the boss!? The Duke of Zill of course! xD
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Oh, and http://thedukeofzillofcourse.ytmnd.com
July 19th, 2008
(1)
The gay guy in the back wants a bit of Mysterio.
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Who could the mystery gay guy be?
July 19th, 2008
(0)
Haha, I always loved Mysterio, even since I was a kid.
July 22nd, 2008
(0)
I didnt even kno who mysterio was when i was a kid... Spiderman villains suck... All i knew was Doc Ock and Venom. venoms the sh*t
July 21st, 2008
(0)
want the salty pickle, lady?
July 22nd, 2008
(0)
its the music
July 22nd, 2008
(0)
I LoL'd hard, 5'd and Fav'd!
July 25th, 2008
(0)
I laughed more and more the first five times it looped and then after that I laughed a little less.
April 26th, 2009
(0)
Bravo! Mysterio penis humor = Actual audible laughter.